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Hitcher
8th April 2005, 13:03
The attached file recently won a British competition for the best complaint letter.

I hope it hasn't been posted previously.

Enjoy!
MrMelon
8th April 2005, 13:08
Anyone who uses the word twat in a letter gets a :2thumbsup from me.
vifferman
8th April 2005, 13:10
I like the way he gets wound up as the letter progresses, sort of a gradual building of rudeness and creativity.

But, I'd only give it a 6/10.
bugjuice
8th April 2005, 13:12
lol.. very good.. still like the speeding ticket one better, but this is up there with them I guess..
John
8th April 2005, 13:13
Now thats someone you would want your daughter to marry lmao.

awsome stuff.
Blackbird
8th April 2005, 13:28
Absolutely superb - humour at it's best. Feel sorry for any Americans reading this post as they won't get get it. Oh and humour DOES have a "u" in it, depite American bastardisation of the English language. Apologies.... I work for an American-owned company and I'm having a bad day. :angry2:

I will have to try a similar approach on Air New Zealand. I lodged a serious complaint because of the appalling treatment they meted out to UK Blackbird owner and his wife who were staying with us and had to return in a hurry because of an imminent bereavement. Not only did I not get a response to the specific complaint, there was no acknowledgement at all. That was a month ago and I'm not about to let it go.

Watch this space...

Geoff
bungbung
8th April 2005, 14:00
Here is an automatic complaint generator:

http://www.pakin.org/complaint
Lou Girardin
8th April 2005, 15:20
A true classic
ManDownUnder
8th April 2005, 15:42
hmmm - what do you think he was trying to say?? :lol: :lol:
Hitcher
8th April 2005, 16:26
hmmm - what do you think he was trying to say??
"You picked the wrong person to fuck with, you arses!"
Holy Roller
8th April 2005, 16:43
hmmm - what do you think he was trying to say?? :lol: :lol:

I'm really a nice guy when I remember to take my pills
Legolas
8th April 2005, 17:31
Brilliant.

Having had dealings with NThell I know how the writer feels. Lol. :banana:
MSTRS
8th April 2005, 18:19
Hitcher, I am intrigued as to how you got hold of my eyes-only letter??
Ms Piggy
8th April 2005, 20:19
I hope it hasn't been posted previously.

Enjoy!
Yes it has, but ages ago & it's a great laugh! :lol:
gav
8th April 2005, 23:48
pfftttt, we get those letters all the time........ :whistle:
Storm
9th April 2005, 00:30
So anyway, tell us how you really feel. if ever I saw it :cool: