What's the ugliest bike on the planet?

[TOTO]

I found the "top 10 ugliest motorcycles (http://hubpages.com/hub/Top_10_Ugliest_Motorcycles_Of_All_Time)" according to some stupid site, but I really like all of them, and don't see them as ugly.

That got me thinking, I couldn't think of a bike that I find really really ugly. Does one exist ?

Do you know of an all time absolutely ugly motorcycle ?

[mynameis]

Ugly is the new sexy LOl @ SV, KTM, BSA and Buell :lol:

[ducatilover]

All cruisers with the exception of the rocket 111 and the xr1200r :whistle:

[Mekk]

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[Indiana_Jones]

BSA Rocket 3 is ugly?

Street triple is ugly?

Who the fuck is writing this up? Ray Charles?

-Indy

[ajturbo]

oh shite.... but in a good way, as it is NOT the model that i have...

[ajturbo]

All cruisers with the exception of the rocket 111 and the xr1200r :whistle:
WTF have you been smoking..???

the XB is NOT a cruiser...hahahahah

[scracha]

The new R1 is spectacularly ugly. The CBR1000 won't win purty awards either.

[YellowDog]

Apologies to Boulevard M109 riders.

F U G L Y

[mctshirt]

Late model KTM's have a face only a mother could love :crazy:

[Fatt Max]

The ugliest bike on the planet goes by the name of Sue Cole from Stepney in East London.

She would shag anyone but jeez, what a howler...

....oh, sorry, wrong thread........

[cheesemethod]

I think the Mission One wins here

[ManDownUnder]

Anyone claiming to know the ten best/wrost/ugliest etc is a self opinionated bigot.

In jest... no problems. But a real live countdown?

[Insanity_rules]

Ladies and Gentlemen I submit...........................The Vincent Black Prince! Yikes! How could such a great bike company get it sooooooo wrong.

[TOTO]

Ladies and Gentlemen I submit...........................The Vincent Black Prince! Yikes! How could such a great bike company get it sooooooo wrong.

hahahah looks like a suitcase :lol:

[madbikeboy]

The ugliest bike on the planet goes by the name of Sue Cole from Stepney in East London.

She would shag anyone but jeez, what a howler...

....oh, sorry, wrong thread........

You bet me to it...

[88bros]

man that buell is mean how could you say that is ugly!

[T.W.R]

Front on the Morbideli V8 is :sick:

[onearmedbandit]

This one rates up there pretty well...

[oldrider]

Bit insulted that the pre-2007 Triumph Tiger's didn't feature in the list! :spanking:

They are an acquired taste in motorcycle beauty after all. (IMHO) :first:

Personally, I think that Buell is a looker....Thank God for individual preference! :Pokey:

[vifferman]

Ladies and Gentlemen I submit...........................The Vincent Black Prince! Yikes! How could such a great bike company get it sooooooo wrong.
:crazy:
Phark!

:eek5:

How could they SO desecrate such a lovely engine?

Front on the Morbideli V8 is
That's actually so guppy-like it's hilarious! :laugh:
Strange, cause it actually looks pretty nice from the side. I thought Italians were all about style?

[Boob Johnson]

Happy to go out on a limb with these two as far as ugly goes.


Honestly WTF were Ferrari thinking lol :oi-grr: :wacko:

And the 2nd one would even look out of place in a Judge Dread movie lol

[Eurodave]

My ugliest bike award goes to the Bimota Mantra, looks more like a Dogma to me

[hospitalfood]

I think the Mission One wins here

i love the look of the mission one.

don't really agree with the top ten list, think KB could do a better one.
i remember an old triumph that looked scooter-ish, thought it was fugly

i think the buell 1125r is possibly one of the more ugly recent production bikes, i guess that is why they are selling side fairing kits for it to hide the ducts

[F5 Dave]

Yeah the SV isn't that odd looking is it?

+1 on the Mantra, what a piece of shite. Looks worse in the flesh too.

ok here's my submission. Bloody kitchen & seat designers trying to style a bike, sheesh.

oh & no.2 CX500, custom & any plastic pig for that matter

[b1unt3d]

There's quite a few I would add to this list, and I would definitely take a couple off.

[imdying]

We've done this list before... the consensus was I believe something along the lines of, "The author is a blind retarded crack monkey".

[Mystic13]

I think this one is the ugliest.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Motorbikes/Classic-vintage/auction-239556115.htm

[b1unt3d]

The Victory Vision is quite an abortion.


I've always thought that Suzuki Katanas were quite ugly as well.

[Mystic13]

Although owners can make a good motorcycle ugly as per this guy.

Never ever let him near the colour charts.

[Mystic13]

Then you get the boy racers who buy bikes and customise them.

[TOTO]

Although owners can make a good motorcycle ugly as per this guy.

Never ever let him near the colour charts.

oh god my eyes hurt.

That an ugly paint job on a nice bike tho, not really the bikes fault.

[Blackshear]

When I first saw this thing, I :crazy:

[slofox]

"This is what happens when a motorcycle is mated with an anteater. "

This really did make me laugh...KTM's will never look the same, ever!.


Dunno why, but yellow does not appeal to me as a vehicle colour - any vehicle in fact but specially bikes. Even more so when matched with that cacky blue in Mystic13's post...:wacko:

[Brian d marge]

The ugliest bike on the planet goes by the name of Sue Cole from Stepney in East London.

She would shag anyone but jeez, what a howler...

....oh, sorry, wrong thread........

She moved to plaistow ,,and I got nowt.:weep:

Stephen

[EJK]

When I first saw this thing, I :crazy:

It's actually not that bad when you see it in real. But that doesn't mean I'll be tempted to buy one. Never.


Re: Ugly bike

How about this Zombiecycle?
<img src="http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/ugly-bike.jpg"></img>

[ukusa]

what about this ugly mother!!!

[Madness]

My ugliest bike award goes to the Bimota Mantra, looks more like a Dogma to me

+1 (That makes 3 by my count), absolutely hurrendous.

[vindy500]

The Victory Vision is quite an abortion.


I've always thought that Suzuki Bandit's were quite ugly as well.

you say bandit yet post katana?

[rocketman1]

All in the eye of the beholder, I guess.
Some people probably find Elle McPherson ugly too I suppose.
That Buell looks bloody great to me. Spot on.

[Bonez]

I love the guys sense of humour but as usual REPOST!!! The guys obviously never ridden any of them. A Mammut 1st with the CX500 (and obviously owning one one would know) a close second I feel.

[AllanB]

My ugliest bike award goes to the Bimota Mantra, looks more like a Dogma to me

Yep - there is one running around CHCH - it's just weird. :wacko:

[Fatt Max]

Cant find an ugly motorbike but I sure have found an ugly biker.....

Hey girls, cant you just imagine this man 'rubbing beards' with ya...!!

[b1unt3d]

you say bandit yet post katana?

my bad, I had bandit in my head because I was thinking about my buddies. I meant to say katana :P

[Ducky848]

Cant find an ugly motorbike but I sure have found an ugly biker.....

Hey girls, cant you just imagine this man 'rubbing beards' with ya...!!

Bahahaha, feck it spilt me coffee everywhere

[DELLORTO]

We've done this list before... the consensus was I believe something along the lines of, "The author is a blind retarded crack monkey".

go away.......this thread is both interesting and funny......no one asked for your attitude.

[Insanity_rules]

Just found this ugly sucker on the internet. Dunno if it qualifies for the production bike bit but thought you all needed to see it.

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[Tink]

oook most were pretty good... but isn't it personal opinion... ugly is deceptive to the eye... and well it plane fact we all have different opinions... so yea tend to agree...

[Tink]

Just found this ugly sucker on the internet. Dunno if it qualifies for the production bike bit but thought you all needed to see it.

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I can see you drooling lmao:whistle:

[Insanity_rules]

I can see you drooling lmao:whistle:

Drooling or gagging? :sick: Trashy lingere made of that, yeah ok but a bike coated in it?

[Conquiztador]

Honestly WTF were Ferrari thinking lol :oi-grr: :wacko:


Ferrari was thinking nothing. The design is only a computer image that never will be seen, done by a chap who shall stay nameless that Ferrari was gonna take to court. He had no rights to use the Ferrari name (or motor) in his "design".

[Boob Johnson]

Ferrari was thinking nothing. The design is only a computer image that never will be seenMy eyes can not UN SEE what has been seen :eek5:

[ducatilover]

WTF have you been smoking..???

the XB is NOT a cruiser...hahahahah

XR1200 not the beul, the xb series were sexxxxxxy

[Brian d marge]

ANYTHING BY ARLEN NESS

Stephen:sick::sick::sick:

[kevfromcoro]

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[YellowDog]

ANYTHING BY ARLEN NESS

Stephen:sick::sick::sick:
You might well have the winner there, and right at the end.

[Thermo King]

Bmw 1150/1200 gs> ugly but brilliant.............

[red675]

Bmw 1150/1200 gs> ugly but brilliant.............
until they crash then the front end self-destructs - at which point they look a whole lot better

doesn't really suit a round the world trek machine (where you gonna find the parts in the kalahari?) but people use them so maybe plastic ties do the job

[Swoop]

Just found this ugly sucker on the internet. Dunno if it qualifies for the production bike bit but thought you all needed to see it.
The question is "would Jimmy ride that?"

[red675]

so by popular opinion we have 13 KB nominations for our own Top 10 Ugliest Bikes, which are:

Sue Cole from Stepney in East London
Boulevard M109
W650 from any angle
Late model KTM's
The Vincent Black Prince
All cruisers with the exception of the rocket 111 and the xr1200r
CBR1000
Mission One
Morbideli V8 the front of it anyway
Bimota Mantra
Puch (with the nose)
Victory Vision
Amazonas (Harley lookalike) and by extension any harley


note Zombiecycle, the furry thing and ANYTHING BY ARLEN NESS would be possible winners if ever put into volume production but no doubt someone will find all and any of them attractive

[EJT]

Sorry but the BMW 1000RR has to be he ugliest - kind of like its cars. If the R1 or CBR looked like this they would have been laughed out of Superbike.

All I can say is WTF????

[Hiflyer]

Sorry but the BMW 1000RR has to be he ugliest - kind of like its cars. If the R1 or CBR looked like this they would have been laughed out of Superbike.

All I can say is WTF????


^

ahaha looks like this smiley

:crazy:

[gijoe1313]

And yet if you didn't have a ride, would you still ride the fugly bike if offered?

[Swoop]

Sorry but the BMW 1000RR has to be he ugliest - kind of like its cars. If the R1 or CBR looked like this they would have been laughed out of Superbike.

All I can say is WTF????

I have seen bug-splat's that resemble that.

In fact... possibly betterer looking.

[TygerTung]

The MZ ETZ250 isn't a terribly good looking bike. They are quite cool though.

http://motorbike-search-engine.co.uk/classic_bikes/mz_etz_250.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/32/MZ_ETZ250.JPG

I reckon they would be a better choice for a round the world adventure than a BMW

[TOTO]

Those MZs are cool man. I'd like to have them and will ride them too.