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FROSTY
9th September 2009, 16:39
You are out on the latest and greatest gixxer,yzf,cbr thou with ya mates.
You are on a huge closed road and feel like you ae totally the ducks nuts haveing just outbraked your mate into a tricky left right downhill flick.
You are THE MAN.
You could just kick that clown Rossi's arse with one arm behind your back. :devil2::devil2:
you start into the next series of corners -a great banked series of lovely left/ right corners.
AT THAT MOMENT a long wheel base high roof TRANSIT VAN goes flying on past you out driving/out accalerating and outbraking your best efforts. Worse as it pulls away it becomes painfully clear its a DIESEL drivven by a GIRL .--you slow --pull off and head to the pub to drown your sorows.
--Yea I watched Top Gear rerun last night and it was still funny as hell

kiwifruit
9th September 2009, 16:53
The guy running the marathon course in London was amazing, what a beast!

AllanB
9th September 2009, 16:54
Yeah but what type of shoes was she wearing?

Laava
9th September 2009, 17:16
She wasn't wearing a helmet! Who's with me on this!:devil2:

jaymzw
9th September 2009, 17:26
--Yea I watched Top Gear rerun last night and it was still funny as hell

AND HOT TOO!!!

Something about European girls.

Especially her. If she has such control over a ford transit i wonder what.....

But seriously Top Gear is a brilliant show! I was overly dissapointed i missed out on their show in NZ but shit happens.

I wanna see the new season

Neon
9th September 2009, 17:37
AT THAT MOMENT a long wheel base high roof TRANSIT VAN goes flying on past you out driving/out accalerating and outbraking your best efforts. Worse as it pulls away it becomes painfully clear its a DIESEL drivven by a GIRL .--you slow --pull off and head to the pub to drown your sorows.
--Yea I watched Top Gear rerun last night and it was still funny as hell

I lollied, she flew past them like they were tied to the fence. Amazing. :clap:

crazyhorse
9th September 2009, 18:00
Yahhhh.... go girl!!! We CAN do anything..... well, nearly LOL

steve_t
9th September 2009, 18:19
Sabine's no girl... she's a machine!! Just hope it starts raining cos she won't be able to see after they took the wipers off the Transit :second:

Mully
9th September 2009, 18:22
The guy running the marathon course in London wants institutionalising, what a lunatic!

Fixed your quote bud.

Fuck that anyway - fuck it even more in the pollution of London.

prettybillie
9th September 2009, 19:13
AT THAT MOMENT a long wheel base high roof TRANSIT VAN goes flying on past you out driving/out accalerating and outbraking your best efforts. Worse as it pulls away it becomes painfully clear its a DIESEL drivven by a GIRL .--

At this bit I thought you were talking about Choppa's girl hahahahaha

grusomhat
9th September 2009, 19:39
AND HOT TOO!!!

Something about European girls.

Especially her. If she has such control over a ford transit i wonder what.....

But seriously Top Gear is a brilliant show! I was overly dissapointed i missed out on their show in NZ but shit happens.

I wanna see the new season

7 Fucking episodes! Ran out of cars or some bullshit. Good bloody season though. PM me your address and I'll post 'em to ya.

tigertim20
9th September 2009, 20:43
Yahhhh.... go girl!!! We CAN do anything..... well, nearly LOL

as soon as you sheila's can master the art of pissing standing up, youll rule the world!

Swoop
9th September 2009, 20:48
Sabine Smidt is hawwwt!