Shit I'm dumb

[jaymzw]

I just ordered a Pizza from Hells....

I dont even like Pizza but theres no food here. My sister spent all the money my mum gave her on bills. Now i realise that Hells dont have mobile eftpos, and i dont have cash. Nearest ATM is about 3kms away but the whole point of Pizza was so i didnt have to leave home.

Looks like im going for a run....

[The Pastor]

I just ordered a Pizza from Hells....

I dont even like Pizza but theres no food here. My sister spent all the money my mum gave her on bills. Now i realise that Hells dont have mobile eftpos, and i dont have cash. Nearest ATM is about 3kms away but the whole point of Pizza was so i didnt have to leave home.

Looks like im going for a run....
good luck with the $7.00 delivery fee too

[Stirts]

As the Easter Island Head in Night at the Museum says....

"OOhhhhhh!! You in trouble, dum dum, you better run run"

[jaymzw]

That wasnt as far away as i thought, Yeah wdf is with the $7 delivery... Same suburb and everything. And the minimum fee for delivery was $20.
Atleast i ran some of the pizza off haha

[YellowDog]

The next time, just run with your EFPOS card to the Pizza shop.

[jaymzw]

The next time, just run with your EFPOS card to the Pizza shop.

Dont talk sense and logic to me!!!

How dare you:innocent:

[Jizah]

Or get free delivery from Pizza Hut. http://slingshot.co.nz/BetterPlace.aspx Hit the pizza hut box couple times, when it asks for details, just leave it blank, hit go. Free delivery!

And you can use all the pickup pizza codes. Can't really go wrong with 3 pizzas and a garlic bread delivered to your door for $18.

[Taz]

$27 buys a heap of groceries.

[Duke girl]

Nothing like wearing Pizza on your face.:bash:

[jaymzw]

$27 buys a heap of groceries.

Yeah, but $100 buys more. Thats how much my sister got to feed me for a week while i stayed with her. food here :angry2:

[crazyhorse]

Ahhhh.... but the real question is - Did you enjoy the pizza after all the hassel you went through :yes:

[peasea]

$27 buys a heap of groceries.

Doesn't it though! The yoof of today just don't know what hardship is.

Now when I was a boy.........

[klingon]

$27 buys a heap of groceries.

Actually it doesn't! :crybaby: I'm amazed how little you get for $27 at the supermarket these days! :gob:

[gijoe1313]

I just head around to my brother's place where he makes home made pizzas :drool: Especially good when the footies on and my little nephew is there giving me the 3rd degree by treating me as his personal jungle gym! :niceone:

[usa-vtwin]

I like Hells ribs...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...me hungry. I have a chq book for such emergencies..in fact its only ever used for home deliveries.

[SARGE]

actually it doesn't! :crybaby: I'm amazed how little you get for $27 at the supermarket these days! :gob:

2 packs of smokes......

[gatch]

$27 buck doesn't come close to feeding me for 2 days, and thats on a budget.

Supermarket bastards.

[Fred Dagg]

Go on you lot!! Rub it in that you can get 'real' pizza delivery!!...:angry2: Small town folk like moi, are lucky if we get a decent 'gourmet' pizza :gob::oi-grr:, and if we want to buy the pizza meal deal, we are better off going to the supermarket and buying frozen ones!! Option 2 = picking up takeaway on the way home from (in my case) Tauranga, and eating semi 'soft/soggy' pizza...:violin:

[Conquiztador]

Whats wrong with you guys??

Home made pizzas are soo easy. And taste much better then the bought ones too!

And the feeling of achievement is just what we need when all other turns to shit. (So I have heaps of experience of making pizzas...)

Here a start:

http://elise.com/recipes/archives/004239homemade_pizza.php

http://www.bhg.com/recipes/ethnic-food/italian/pizza-recipe-ideas/

[kasper]

:whistle: whilst she hides her hell pizza uniform. :innocent:

--kasper

[klingon]

Whats wrong with you guys??

Home made pizzas are soo easy. And taste much better then the bought ones too!

And the feeling of achievement is just what we need when all other turns to shit. (So I have heaps of experience of making pizzas...)

Here a start:

http://elise.com/recipes/archives/004239homemade_pizza.php

http://www.bhg.com/recipes/ethnic-food/italian/pizza-recipe-ideas/

I was thinking about this thread (you know you're tragic when you catch yourself thinking about a KB thread even when you're not on KB...) Anyway I was wondering how much you would get for your money at the supermarket if you were going to make your own pizza.

First I went to www.hellpizza.co.nz and chose an Envy (random selection). Then I went to www.woolworths.co.nz to find out how much all the ingredients would cost:

pizza bases (3 pack)
tomato paste
cheese
mushrooms
ham
bacon
onion
salami
pineapple

The total for my shopping basket came out at $26.45. To get these items delivered would be an extra $14.95. That's a total of $41.40 for three pizzas. The total for three Envy pizzas delivered from Hell would be $49.60.

So that's a difference of $8.20 between getting the pizzas made for you and delivered, compared to getting the ingredients delivered and doing it yourself.

Obviously if you picked everything up yourself the difference would be greater ($42.60 from Hell or $26.45 from Woolworths = $16.15 difference).

[duckonin]

Actually it doesn't! :crybaby: I'm amazed how little you get for $27 at the supermarket these days! :gob:

When on special at Woolworths Baked beans 99c's a can, you could buy 27 cans of the stuff and have change to boot, would keep you well fed and a bonus is you would lose a bit of weight by the time they are eaten.:sweatdrop

[klingon]

When on special at Woolworths Baked beans 99c's a can, you could buy 27 cans of the stuff and have change to boot, would keep you well fed and a bonus is you would lose a bit of weight by the time they are eaten.:sweatdrop

And you would have no friends left so you wouldn't have to share your food! Excellent plan! :yes:

[madbikeboy]

Actually it doesn't! :crybaby: I'm amazed how little you get for $27 at the supermarket these days! :gob:

I can't seem to hit the supermarche and spend anything less than $50. MadbikeBabe won't even let me near the place now (my fiendish plan has worked...!).

[Stirts]

So that's a difference of $8.20 between getting the pizzas made for you and delivered, compared to getting the ingredients delivered and doing it yourself.

But, but, but EVERYTHING tastes better when someone else makes it though!!


When on special at Woolworths Baked beans 99c's a can, you could buy 27 cans of the stuff and have change to boot, would keep you well fed and a bonus is you would lose a bit of weight by the time they are eaten.:sweatdrop

Baked beans make you fart
Baked Beans are good for your heart
The more you fart
the better you feel
so have baked beans for every meal!