Pet rooster

[SMOKEU]

I'm thinking about getting a rooster as a pet; do they always crow at the early hours of the morning and make a lot of noise?

[MSTRS]

Not just then, either. Noisy, territorial bastards. Usually banned within city limits.

[Oakie]

Oakie wonders "How many posts before someone makes a 'cock' joke?"

[Laava]

Why would you want to get something for a pet, that you know nothing about? Oh, it's a troll!

[Maha]

Not just then, either. Noisy, territorial bastards. Usually banned within city limits.

You're confusing roosters with jrandom.

[kevfromcoro]

This is the 3rd post this week. about
ducks, geese and now a rooster.

must be coming up to matting season

[CookMySock]

Yeah roosters are really vilolent things. Get one. They're funny as fuck.

They crow real loud in the morning and fuck your neighbours off terribly. I find their crowing intensely relaxing, and it puts me right back to sleep.

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Do it!

Steve

[SMOKEU]

I need an animal to put the cat in her place. Even the labrador is scared of the cat because she's such a bitch.

[MSTRS]

http://www.hsoi.com/resources/ruger_1022rb.jpg

[ynot slow]

Take a Ruger 10/.22 over Rooster any day.

[jono035]

Take a Ruger 10/.22 over Rooster any day.

No joke... Get a stainless one though...

[Patrick]

Take a Ruger 10/.22 over Rooster any day.

Not sure... when you do get sick of the crowing prick, it'll make a nice roast.

[mashman]

I need an animal to put the cat in her place. Even the labrador is scared of the cat because she's such a bitch.

If you're gonna set it against the cat, make sure that you've filed it's claws/talons or added a cock fighting body kit... that should even up the odds...

[MSTRS]

Chewy, stringy, useless things.

[marioc]

haha that vid was great...
not scared of dog at all

[EJK]

A farm nearby here was selling a Hen/Rooster for $10 each. I was thinking to get 10 of em but my mum said no. :(

[scumdog]

I'm thinking about getting a rooster as a pet; do they always crow at the early hours of the morning and make a lot of noise?

Planning on smoking a bit of cock eh?

[SMOKEU]

A farm nearby here was selling a Hen/Rooster for $10 each. I was thinking to get 10 of em but my mum said no. :(

I might settle for a hen then, at least I get free eggs as a bonus. Do you know which farm it is?

[jono035]

Planning on smoking a bit of cock eh?

Nah, he was gonna be stroking it to start with, once he got pissed off with it making noise in the morning, that's when it gets smoked and gobbled up... :innocent:

[Mom]

Not sure... when you do get sick of the crowing prick, it'll make a nice roast.

Read below


Chewy, stringy, useless things.

Not true, I once had the complete and absolute pleasure to eat a rooster. Friggen thing had no sense of time, crowed any damn time it felt like it, including the middle of the night. No amount of female company satisfied his desire to tell the whole world how special he was. He was also a wylie bird, almost impossible to catch, but one day he was not so smart :blip: I did not finish him off, but had a hand in the cooking of. One of the yummiest soups I have ever eaten. A couple of days in the cooking mind, my entire neighbourhood really enjoyed the soup :yes:

Cockle-doodle-BANG!


my mum said no. :(

Your Mum is a wise woman :yes:

[duckonin]

Have seven here at the mo, they start to crow around the three thirtyish am we don't hear them but those that constantly have their BOOM boxes on till late at night hear them early in the morn..

[SMOKEU]

So if I want my beauty sleep, the moral of the story is get a hen and fuck roosters (not literally)?

[duckonin]

So if I want my beauty sleep, the moral of the story is get a hen and fuck roosters (not literally)?

:yes:Clever stuff your onto it..

[mynameis]

Yeah roosters are really vilolent things. Get one. They're funny as fuck.

They crow real loud in the morning and fuck your neighbours off terribly. I find their crowing intensely relaxing, and it puts me right back to sleep.

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Do it!

Steve

That wolf was chicken !! :lol:

[Gareth51]

Chewy, stringy, useless things.

Being born into a farming family whose parents remembered the depression, I recall the old chooks going into the presser cooker. They even had names we had given them as pets,but when they stopped laying they got the chop.

[Paul in NZ]

I'm thinking about getting a rooster as a pet; do they always crow at the early hours of the morning and make a lot of noise?

If you want your neighbours to hate you, just take the muffler off your bike, it's cheaper.

[SMOKEU]

If you want your neighbours to hate you, just take the muffler off your bike, it's cheaper.

I've got no mufflers on my car and I race a 2 stroke pit bike around the back yard which makes a fuckload of noise.

[EJK]

I might settle for a hen then, at least I get free eggs as a bonus. Do you know which farm it is?

That was my idea! However that ad was on a small local newspaper about 3 months ago. Near Mairehau is all I know. :(

[MSTRS]

Chewy, stringy, useless things.


One of the yummiest soups I have ever eaten. A couple of days in the cooking mind,

Soup...not quite the same as roasting/frying. Yep, soup would be tasty, but 2 days in the boiling??


Being born into a farming family whose parents remembered the depression, I recall the old chooks going into the presser cooker. They even had names we had given them as pets,but when they stopped laying they got the chop.

I know things were different waaaay back when you were a wee shaver, but I don't think roosters laid eggs...

[Danae]

And they steal cat food.

[Mom]

Soup...not quite the same as roasting/frying. Yep, soup would be tasty, but 2 days in the boiling??



I know things were different waaaay back when you were a wee shaver, but I don't think roosters laid eggs...

Tough old boiler he was :blip:

[SPman]

Geez - Pukekoes only take a day.....!

He musta been tough!

[Winston001]

Yeah get a rooster, they are a ton of fun. Lots of personality, territorial, much more interesting than most pet birds. To be fair, a hen is more friendly but bossy as well.

But if you really want a bird to respect, get a gander. He'll put the cat in her place very quickly. And the dog. And visitors......

[jono035]

Yeah get a rooster, they are a ton of fun. Lots of personality, territorial, much more interesting than most pet birds. To be fair, a hen is more friendly but bossy as well.

But if you really want a bird to respect, get a gander. He'll put the cat in her place very quickly. And the dog. And visitors......

My vote goes for the gander as well, that sounds hilarious...

[Patrick]

So if I want my beauty sleep, the moral of the story is get a hen and fuck roosters (not literally)?

Ya gets eggs that way too.. with no rooster, there won't be any beaks either....


I know things were different waaaay back when you were a wee shaver, but I don't think roosters laid eggs...

They are the same as peacocks eggs....