Oh, the pain!

[slofox]

Check these out...No. 4 just about had me fall off my chair...

[Maha]

I sued that particular paper for publishing our story.

[Edbear]

I sued that particular paper for publishing our story.

Which one was yours...?

[sinfull]

I sued that particular paper for publishing our story.
Glad to see they were mistaken with printing your passing ! No more trampolines aye ??

[slofox]

Which one was yours...?

Since he said "our" story, it must be number 3...

[scumdog]

Check these out...No. 4 just about had me fall off my chair...

Was the number five the end of Finn???:crazy:

[EJK]

No. 4 just about had me fall off my chair...

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RE: (After reading the 3rd article). I swear to God I've seen a photo related to that article. Will find it and post it here later.

[mister.koz]

Check these out...No. 4 just about had me fall off my chair...

Dude, you run outa customers? hehehe

[LBD]

There was a yarn on ABC radio a few years back, it was about an old guy who who would sit on a plastic chair (with slats) in the shower. On this occasion the slats spread apart and his jewels slipped between. And as he tried to stand up the gap closed....

The yarn was the bloke and his daughter relating the story...it lasted 10 minutes or so and was brilliantly funny....

[Mom]

Sorry, for me it is the freak accident where the hippo swallowed the dwarf due to its gag reflex :killingme

I needed a laugh after today, I got one.

[slofox]

Sorry, for me it is the freak accident where the hippo swallowed the dwarf due to its gag reflex :killingme

I needed a laugh after today, I got one.

The bit I liked in that story Mom, was the audience applauding wildly until they realised what had happened...

[p.dath]

That is hilarious!

[EJK]

Heres the proof for the article No. 3. Maybe a similar accident.

http://www.charonboat.com/item/282


It happened in Calgary, Alberta. One night a young couple were brought into a hospital's emergency department; the woman was unconscious with head injuries and the man had obviously been injured in the area of his genitals. It seemed that while the two were in their kitchen cooking dinner, the woman - an epileptic - began fellating the man, and of course she suffered a fit; her jaws clamped down on the man's penis, and in desperation he seized the frying pan from the stove and beat her on the head with it until she let go

Link above is DEFINITELY not safe for work.

[slofox]

Heres the proof for the article No. 3. Maybe a similar accident.

http://www.charonboat.com/item/282



Link above is DEFINITELY not safe for work.

too much information...:crazy:

[Virago]

Some spoil-sport had to do it I suppose...

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hippoeatsdwarf.asp

[Mom]

Some spoil-sport had to do it I suppose...

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hippoeatsdwarf.asp

Well that sucks and/or swallows :dodge:

[Highlander]

So in the third article they both had head injuries :doctor: