What would happen if a nuke hits your town?

[EJK]

Have you ever wondered what would happen if a nuclear bomb goes off in your city? Check this out.

http://www.carloslabs.com/node/16





Note: It's worth having a look at this Tsar Bomba documentary too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9AMtUeyDP0

[tri boy]

I nuked akld and Welly several times for shits n giggles.
Nothing compared to the Asteroid though!:shit:

[R6_kid]

Interesting! Using the Chinese nuke I'm fucked whether I'm at University, work, or at home. That's based on an attack on central Auckland, or Whenuapai Airbase.

That asteroid kinda sucks the big fat one doesn't it!

[bogan]

That asteroid kinda sucks the big fat one doesn't it!

holy shitballs, that asteroid is gonna wreck up some shit, maybe they should start cloning bruce so we can get a good defense system up

[hospitalfood]

great laugh. nothing in auckland bar the asteroid will affect me

[TOTO]

Haha I'm safe on the shore if a little boy hits - 15Kton

in safe i mean not die immediately

[mynameis]

As long as I am online on KB I am safe :lol:

[Marmoot]

Interesting! Using the Chinese nuke I'm fucked whether I'm at University, work, or at home. That's based on an attack on central Auckland, or Whenuapai Airbase.

That asteroid kinda sucks the big fat one doesn't it!

Sorry for being ignorant, but why would anyone nuke Whenuapai Airbase?
I thought it's common war policy not to nuke the ambulance?

[p.dath]

Haha I'm safe on the shore if a little boy hits - 15Kton

in safe i mean not die immediately

You forgot to allow for the tidal wave, the high potential of the ring of 22 volcanoes around Auckland to erupt, or the vaporisation effect of the heat on the sea water ...

[TOTO]

You forgot to allow for the tidal wave, the high potential of the ring of 22 volcanoes around Auckland to erupt, or the vaporisation effect of the heat on the sea water ...

damn, it seems i'm no rocket scientist too <_<

but I may get away with it if I'm on a ride to cape reinga maybe....or am I still gonna die ?

[R6_kid]

You forgot to allow for the tidal wave, the high potential of the ring of 22 volcanoes around Auckland to erupt, or the vaporisation effect of the heat on the sea water ...

More to the point, he used the oldest and weakest of the bombs available. :bye:

[p.dath]

damn, it seems i'm no rocket scientist too <_<

but I may get away with it if I'm on a ride to cape reinga maybe....or am I still gonna die ?

I'm guessing the radioactive fall out will probably kill you, just not immediately.

Just ride really fast.

[R6_kid]

Sorry for being ignorant, but why would anyone nuke Whenuapai Airbase?
I thought it's common war policy not to nuke the ambulance?

lol, I was just thinking 'military assets'. Devonport, Papakura, Ohakea, Waiouru, Palmerston North, Upper Hutt and Burnham would most likely be toast.

[TOTO]

lol, I was just thinking 'military assets'. Devonport, Papakura, Ohakea, Waiouru, Palmerston North, Upper Hutt and Burnham would most likely be toast.

"Military assets" - you mean the 1 ship navy , the no tank army and the no fighter plane air force , right ?

[Katman]

I'd call Sarge.

He'd bitchslap that Nuke back into yesterday.

[James Deuce]

Needs options for air or ground burst and varying altitudes for the airburst option.

Waitemata or Wellington harbour would be a good option for a high yield underwater detonation. Make sure you poison the water table downwind forever when the particulates precipitate out of the very damp fallout.

The results don't show how terrain affects shockwave and the following firestorm.

[Indiana_Jones]

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-Indy

[Marmoot]

I'd call Sarge.

He'd bitchslap that Nuke back into yesterday.

he's too busy in the 9/11 thread.

[EJK]

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-Indy


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"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds. - J. Robert Oppenheimer"

[sAsLEX]

"Military assets" - you mean the 1 ship navy , the no tank army and the no fighter plane air force , right ?

2 Frigates, 2 Offshore Patrol Vessels, 4 Inshore patrol vessels, a Multi role landing ship, a dive tender, an oiler, a Hydro-graphic survey vessel, and 5 SH2G Seasprites.......

and the no tank army and no plane air farce...

[mowgli]

2 Frigates, 2 Offshore Patrol Vessels, 4 Inshore patrol vessels, a Multi role landing ship, a dive tender, an oiler, a Hydro-graphic survey vessel, and 5 SH2G Seasprites.......
They'll be safe carting oranges around the Mediteranian :done:

[McWild]

If I were to ride really quickly then there's a spot that's safe from the Tsar Bomba just outside Akaroa.

Some might call it...

:cool:*puts on sunglasses*:cool:

.. the ultimate Akaroa GP.

:sherlock:

Game on, Russia. Game on.

[bogan]

If I were to ride really quickly then there's a spot that's safe from the Tsar Bomba just outside Akaroa.

Some might call it...

:cool:*puts on sunglasses*:cool:

.. the ultimate Akaroa GP.

:sherlock:

Game on, Russia. Game on.

awesome csi reference, someone bling the man for me, im all out!

but seriously, the only scenario where nz gets nuked (deliberately) would be when the superpowers have finsihed nuking up each other and the rest of the world, so we'd be fucked anyways! Ride towards the bombs, your end will come sooner and less painfully:2guns:

[mossy1200]

I tried nuke Invercargill but someone had already done it.

[Laxi]

"Military assets" - you mean the 1 ship navy , the no tank army and the no fighter plane air force , right ?

yeah, wouldn't exactly need a nuke to take em out! you could probably do it with a well placed french diver and a swiss army knife

[Mekk]

I tried nuke Invercargill but someone had already done it.

I tried Hamilton but didn't hear any explosions. I think a link is broken.

[R6_kid]

2 Frigates, 2 Offshore Patrol Vessels, 4 Inshore patrol vessels, a Multi role landing ship, a dive tender, an oiler, a Hydro-graphic survey vessel, and 5 SH2G Seasprites.......

and the no tank army and no plane air farce...

LOL, like I didn't see that coming!

[EJK]

If I were to ride really quickly then there's a spot that's safe from the Tsar Bomba just outside Akaroa.

Some might call it...

:cool:*puts on sunglasses*:cool:

.. the ultimate Akaroa GP.

:sherlock:

Game on, Russia. Game on.

Can your bike outrun a 150Mph shockwave? :msn-wink:


Here's an image I found on Wikipedia about the size of mushroom clouds.

50 Megaton would have created one big mama mushroom!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Nukecloud.png

[McWild]

Can your bike outrun a 150Mph shockwave? :msn-wink:


Yes.

12char.

[Indiana_Jones]

Yes.

12char.

The kid's got spirit, you gotta give him that!

-Indy

[Delerium]

Hmmm, no option for chuck norris

[ready4whatever]

Jesus fuckin christ. selected Tsar bomb and thought i'll be sweet I live 32km out of Whakatane. turns out it'll cook me in Rotorua.

and asteroid would get me in auz!

[Maki]

"What would happen if a nuke hits your town?"

Would my bike still work?

[Hard Nut]

Just bend over and kiss your bike and your arse goodbye.

I heard that there's an asteroid heading our way, be here in 2018:gob:

Now there's something to look forward to:eek5:

Nuts

[Pixie]

You forgot to allow for the tidal wave, the high potential of the ring of 22 volcanoes around Auckland to erupt, or the vaporisation effect of the heat on the sea water ...

Even large underwater explosions have been shown to produce negligible wave effects

[bogan]

"What would happen if a nuke hits your town?"

Would my bike still work?

I think the EMP would probably fry the electrics.

[EJK]

Just bend over and kiss your bike and your arse goodbye.

I heard that there's an asteroid heading our way, be here in 2018:gob:

Now there's something to look forward to:eek5:

Nuts

OK I'm off to Mars.

[Laxi]

OK I'm off to Mars.

don't you mean back to:nono:

[Usarka]

There's a rocket in mianus???? :eek:

[cambridgedan]

what would happen if a nuke hit my town?

just a guess but i think we would all die :Police:

[Insanity_rules]

Kinda dark thought aint it? Yikes!

[duckonin]

We would have two fucken big holes (Waihi):doh:

[sAsLEX]

They'll be safe carting oranges around the Mediteranian :done:

Hey that was Charles Upham.... I mean they learnt their lesson their that ferries designed to go everywhere full don't float right empty ....... oh sorry HMNZS CANTERBURY forgot they bought you...



Would my bike still work?

No, but the old Royal Enfield down the road will


Even large underwater explosions have been shown to produce negligible wave effects

Say that to a sailor.

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Bubble goes big, bubble goes small, bubble goes big. Hello Torpex.

[PrincessBandit]

Even large underwater explosions have been shown to produce negligible wave effects
I must be tired - I just read "Even large underwear explosions have been shown...."


what would happen if a nuke hit my town?

just a guess but i think we would all die :Police:

Ah, yep, that would be my thinking too.



c'mon Katman, surely you couldn't resist nuking South Auckland?

[cambridgedan]

Hmm looking at that Ussr 500mt nuke or what ever it is it seems to do alot of damage I wonder how many they still have sitting around. I don't think it would take that many to blow the whole of nz to tiny bits. I'm just glad no one hates us enough to be bothered downing the money to nuke us haha

[mowgli]

....and the no tank army and no plane air farce...

Hey that was Charles Upham.... I mean they learnt their lesson their that ferries designed to go everywhere full don't float right empty .......
If my Air Force does carpentry then your Navy can cart oranges ...or go back to school and learn English. :bleh:

[dipshit]

but seriously, the only scenario where nz gets nuked (deliberately) would be when the superpowers have finsihed nuking up each other and the rest of the world

Actually, having the echelon listening post here guarantees a hit in any decent dustup. It is one target.

[SPman]

As long as I'm not at work, we're ok for all, bar the asteriod!

[ready4whatever]

I'm just glad no one hates us enough to be bothered downing the money to nuke us haha


yeah dont worry the u.s will be the first. some middle eastern rocket will get launched. then the whole world will say fuck this then wipe them off the earth, then it will be known as the middle eastern ocean

[ready4whatever]

Or theory two: China will run out of land and food then wipe out a few countries to keep their population growing. If this is the case im heading into the bush to hide, guerilla warfare style :headbang:

America thinks its on top but China has waaay more people and wealth and China would wipe them out. As for NZ, we would run out of bullets before they run out of people (1.3 billion)

[Mekk]

I must admit I kind of expected Satellite/Street View technology to show me burned buildings and destruction...

[scracha]

Have you ever wondered what would happen if a nuclear bomb goes off in your city? Check this out.


Don't think anybody would notice in my home town?
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Fuck, would probably improve the place.

[cambridgedan]

America thinks its on top but China has waaay more people and wealth and China would wipe them out.

isnt america in some crazy amount of debt like in the trillions or something :whistle: