The end of the world, and hang wringing.

[madbikeboy]

I'm sick of the wankfest of shite that on the pages of KiddieBiker at the moment - if KB was printed material, I'd be using it to wipe my ass.

So, trying to turn it around - what's the best fun you've had this winter (while we're waiting for the uphill slog to summer).

Mine's simple. Last weekend ZXRider and U1AGO and I spent an afternoon putting my track bike together. We all talked shit and ribbed each other about everything from our wives and girlfriends, our inability to do whatever task we were working on in a competent manner, and each others obviously stupid choice of bike (theirs, not mine of course).

It was fun, we got the bike pretty much completely built (aside from a couple of electrical gremlins, and a missing banjo); and this summer you'll be seeing a GSXR600 being ridden by a bunch of wobbling old fools around Hampton Downs.

Then there's been a bunch of rides with great people, none of whom crashed. Except that MsKaBC, but she's a menace to Scoot(ers).

So, can anyone help me find my misplaced banjo?

[DidJit]

Nice post, madbikeboy! :niceone:

Most fun I've had this winter is getting my 6L, getting a bike and riding! :ride: Rain or shine, cold or not — the ride is where it's at. :yes:

[Chooky]

So, can anyone help me find my misplaced banjo?

[madbikeboy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gzTn6f5a0s

Seems somehow appropriate... Muppets and all...

[Big Dave]

Fonz voice: 'Whoa....is me.'


Best fun: Aprilia Dorsoduro

[madbikeboy]

Fonz voice: 'Whoa....is me.'


Best fun: Aprilia Dorsoduro

Did you get laid on it? More detail than that required to stay on target here...:niceone:

[Squid69]

So, can anyone help me find my misplaced banjo?

I had a lot of fun camping in the hills between tapo and napier.
Have you ever spent a week with no contact with ANYTHING exept a few possums, a goat and your mates?

didnaa bum inoo youu banjoo thoo

[Big Dave]

Not laid - but my wife took pictures while I got high on it.

[2wheeldrifter]

I had a lot of fun camping in the hills between tapo and napier.
Have you ever spent a week with no contact with ANYTHING exept a few possums, a goat and your mates?

didnaa bum inoo youu banjoo thoo


Them hills have eyes squid69!

Just dropped by to get a load of my mind... :clap:

[Virago]

I've not noticed anyone wringing any hangs...

[MsKABC]

Just dropped by to get a load of my mind... :clap:

Just curious.....does that make you a shithead? :jerry:

[PirateJafa]

MBB, KB is what you make of it. If you're boring, then KB will be boring. Clearly you're doing something wrong.

The SMC has had a brilliant winter with plenty of bikes, boobs and booze.

No complaints here. :headbang:

[vifferman]

Hmmm... the best fun I've had this Winter?
Hmmmmmmmmm.....

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............

:blank:

I just realised - I've forgotten to have fun! :doh:

Time to make some resolutions. Thanks, Mike!

[MsKABC]

Then there's been a bunch of rides with great people, none of whom crashed. Except that MsKaBC, but she's a menace to Scoot(ers).


Calling it a crash makes it sound much more exciting and dignified than it actually was.

Most fun had this winter? Well that's a tough one, since life in general has just been so cool lately. Time spent with KB friends ranks right up there, as does getting a new bike. I think what I most enjoy is the peace, harmony, laughter, love, care, respect and acceptance afforded me by all my relationships.

[2wheeldrifter]

Just curious.....does that make you a shithead? :jerry:

It's more a visual technique, not so much a shithead, but talk alot shit! lol

[Big Dave]

Next best was flogging a Rocket III up old Taupo Road with some sportsbikes.

[Gremlin]

riding... :ride:

[firefighter]

I'm sick of the wankfest of shite that on the pages of KiddieBiker at the moment - if KB was printed material, I'd be using it to wipe my ass.


I was thinking the same thing and was going to make a similar post.

Good work. :first:

[R6_kid]

880km in two days from Wellington to Auckland getting acquainted to my new bike. :niceone:

Otherwise it's been fairly shit this winter.

[hospitalfood]

yeah what happened to KB, seems like not as many laughs.

watching someone carefully put their empty beer can in a rubbish bin that was not there at cold kiwi was a good laugh.
also watching another KB member get so pissed that they could not stop themself from staggering backwards down a hill

[NinjaNanna]

saturday/sunday double coro loop with over night stay over on the coast would have to be the highlight of my winter. Lucked out with 2 spectacular days of clear blue skies.

low point would have to be missing the Queen's birthday long weekend ride to Turangi (too soft to be arsed dealing with the foul weather)

another notable mention - Opononi ride with the usual suspects.

[slowpoke]

Losing my wet weather racing virginity at Round 1 of the Winter series. Who knew it could be so much fun, shame there was only the one wet race.

[gijoe1313]

Who started this thread up? I think the OP is suffering from all the usual KBisms :bleh:

As for me, I think the best word in all the world as a biker is ...

Riding.

Over the hills and far away
Twisting the wrist to come what may
Past the fields, by the main
Over the hills and far away! (mm Sharpe's tis a luvverly series)

And next to riding is ...

More riding!

[madbikeboy]

Calling it a crash makes it sound much more exciting and dignified than it actually was.

Most fun had this winter? Well that's a tough one, since life in general has just been so cool lately. Time spent with KB friends ranks right up there, as does getting a new bike. I think what I most enjoy is the peace, harmony, laughter, love, care, respect and acceptance afforded me by all my relationships.

I hope you're not counting me in that mix, I'm not sure why you won't leave me alone. Surely the restraining order should have worked?

Seriously, what makes life really fucking great is the wonderful people who are there when the going gets tough. Peace, harmony, laughter, love, care and respect are incredibly well deserved and hard won in your case. Life for you, my friend, is good.

[madbikeboy]

Who started this thread up? I think the OP is suffering from all the usual KBisms :bleh:

As for me, I think the best word in all the world as a biker is ...





GiJOE - where were you last weekend Justin - the Cammo Ninja was needed for close protection against the likes of the GSXR Terrorist formerly known as MsKaBC...

[madbikeboy]

riding... on the back wheel past the cop shop... :ride:

Please note, creative licence was used in the making of this post. And if you're a police officer, we were just making shit up.

[MsKABC]

Jeez, talk about hot/cold. From this...


I hope you're not counting me in that mix, I'm not sure why you won't leave me alone. Surely the restraining order should have worked?


...to this...


Peace, harmony, laughter, love, care and respect are incredibly well deserved and hard won in your case. Life for you, my friend, is good.

...to this...


the Cammo Ninja was needed for close protection against the likes of the GSXR Terrorist formerly known as MsKaBC...

:laugh:

Don't you know the 'G' in GSXR stands for guerilla? :shifty:

[Fatt Max]

Best fun I had in Winter was watching the mother-in-law go arse over tit on the ski fields in Whakapapa while trying to snowboard......exactly 10 minutes after telling me how bikers are a 'rowdy lot, and a bit dirty'

Best fucking fun I've had since she came out of the bogs in some poncy Viaduct resturant with the loo paper hanging out the back of her skirt....

[CookMySock]

Have you ever spent a week with no contact with ANYTHING exept a few possums, a goat and your mates?Once with a goat, yes. MMMMMmmmmm.

Yeah theres not enough doing, and too much talking about it.

Steve

[Cheshire Cat]

Once with a goat, yes. MMMMMmmmmm.

Yeah theres not enough doing, and too much talking about it.

Steve

very disterbing:pinch:

I've done 9,500ks since April. Can't wait to see what summer riding is like:2thumbsup:banana:

[SARGE]

I'm sick of the wankfest of shite that on the pages of KiddieBiker at the moment - if KB was printed material, I'd be using it to wipe my ass.

I already do .. its more expensive than the fluffy 4 ply (fags) .. and i get a few paper cuts but in the end (pun intended) the satisfaction i get is worth it..





So, trying to turn it around - what's the best fun you've had this winter (while we're waiting for the uphill slog to summer).


crashing my 'Ace .. wish i had a camera ..

[gijoe1313]

GiJOE - where were you last weekend Justin - the Cammo Ninja was needed for close protection against the likes of the GSXR Terrorist formerly known as MsKaBC...

I was down Tongariro way ... without my bike! :dodge: keeping a friend company, lost my digital camera, got a sore arse from horse riding and no skiing done! :rofl:

two days without riding ... lordy lord I was in purgatory! :wacko: Maybe I knew MsKaBC was an unstoppable force so I made myself scarce? :scratch:

[AD345]

Best fun?

Couple of good runs along with a ride up to Omapere 2 weeks ago

mmmmmmmmm sambuca shooters.........

[slofox]

Riding the Lake Taupo loop for me - through the iced up roads an' all...was cool (literally!)

[Maki]

Thank you for starting this positive thread in a sea of negativity, madebikeboy.

[madbikeboy]

Thank you for starting this positive thread in a sea of negativity, madebikeboy.

No worries.

:2thumbsup

[White trash]

Not laid - but my wife took pictures while I got high on it.
FARRRRKKKKK! Gizza go mester?!

[bogan]

Winter fun, fanging about in the snow on my dirtbike :2thumbsup the tagorama's been pretty good too, as have the odd weekend ride, drinking sessions, bike projects..... been a pretty good winter actually!

<img src="http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/picture.php?albumid=2326&pictureid=27077" width="20%"/>

[sondela]

Most fun?
Well..I went to Cairns and learned to Scuba dive, THEN I went to Melbourne and spent a day riding a friends race-spec MV Agusta 312 RR THEN I came home and took my li'l red Duc to Kaikoura with some good company..
If someone offered for me to do those couple of weeks over I wouldn't say no... :D

[naphazoline]

My first trackday at Manfield in may.:2thumbsup

Without a doubt, the most fun i had this winter.:banana:

Kinda makes road riding boring.:yawn:

Roll on summer.:beer:

[Big Dave]

FARRRRKKKKK! Gizza go mester?!

I wish. There was a rumble to get on it amongst the staffers.

750 BMX.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kiwirider/3922119137/" title="Aprilia Dorsoduro by KIWIRIDER, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3663/3922119137_a984ac4216.jpg" width="500" height="414" alt="Aprilia Dorsoduro" /></a>

I'd like to see you put it through its paces too. But then who needs ya :-P

<img src="http://homepage.mac.com/david_cohen_design/.Pictures/misc4/stand600.jpg" /></a>

[Danae]

Riding my little blue bike all the way down from kerikeri, and inummerable fun times with the SMC. Haven't experienced summer riding yet, can't wait!!

[mister.koz]

Definately doing the coro loop with 3 others on 1000s; all with great attitudes and allot of skill. Learned allot and they didn't mind waiting which was excellent because i didn't mind being a bit slower :calm:

[madbikeboy]

<img src="http://homepage.mac.com/david_cohen_design/.Pictures/misc4/stand600.jpg" /></a>

You been eating too many pies like me - when I open the throttle I get pulled off the back, same thing?

[Big Dave]

You been eating too many pies like me - when I open the throttle I get pulled off the back, same thing?

Not enough pies - nuts are on the tank!

I've shed 7kg since. Recovered from injury - Fighting weight by summer. :banana:

[White trash]

I wish. There was a rumble to get on it amongst the staffers.

750 BMX.


I'd like to see you put it through its paces too. But then who needs ya :-P


Dear Mr Cohen,

I've been a particularly good boy this year, having not done anything illegal (sort of) and by being a good dad and also eating all my greens. I would really really REALLY like to get a ride on said 750cc BMX.

I know you get a thousand letters like this each month but I mean I'd REALLY like a go. Even clean Mrs Daves car for a month.

Thanks for your consideration.

Mr Trash.

[Big Dave]

Dear Mr Trash

Thank you for you kind note and offer.

It will be presented to the committee at the next available opportunity.

Chairs
BD
Founder BD Global Inc

[madbikeboy]

Riding my little blue bike all the way down from kerikeri, and inummerable fun times with the SMC. Haven't experienced summer riding yet, can't wait!!

It's like Winter, except it's sunny and nice. Oh, and the road has GRIP! There's little better than a nice ride between Movenpick's over summer. And the too hot leathers. And the smell of the tarmac on the racetrack.

Summer. Sigh.

[madbikeboy]

Not enough pies - nuts are on the tank!

I've shed 7kg since. Recovered from injury - Fighting weight by summer. :banana:

Dear Big Dave,

While Mr Trash is riding your little scooter, can I ride your wife?

:2thumbsup

[Big Dave]

Dear Big Dave,

While Mr Trash is riding your little scooter, can I ride your wife?

:2thumbsup



There's only one Arthur for that Excalibur, sunshine.

[vtec]

MBB, best fun I had this winter was spending a bit of it in Colombia soaking up the rays and enjoying the caribbean temperature waters. Colombian chicks are great too.

Doh, you already put your bike back together, oh well you had fun doing it, was keen to help. I'm over committing to so much stuff now that I'm back. That's what sucks about being home, there's too many commitments stopping me from doing all the things I want to.

[AD345]

Not enough pies - nuts are on the tank!

I've shed 7kg since. Recovered from injury - Fighting weight by summer. :banana:

10.8Kg and counting

na na na nananana

[Big Dave]

10.8Kg and counting

na na na nananana

You started earlier.

[PrincessBandit]

I'm :weep: as a wee oopsie right at the end of summer kinda screwed up my winter fun. Fingers crossed for tomorrows appt with the bone doc that my fun factor will increase exponentially in the next few weeks and months.

[gatch]

On the sunday just gone my buddy Gooch and me knicked a discarded used knobbly from behind a bike shop, cut the side walls off, cut it to length and attached it to the back wheel of the shin wang chin ping brand 150cc scooter we have.

Took it off road, it was hilarious, needs the same treatment on the front and it will be a machine. For those of you that ask why ? It cost us nothing and neither of us have dirtbikes..

[Pussy]

Dear Mr Cohen,

I've been a particularly good boy this year, having not done anything illegal (sort of) and by being a good dad and also eating all my greens. I would really really REALLY like to get a ride on said 750cc BMX.

I know you get a thousand letters like this each month but I mean I'd REALLY like a go. Even clean Mrs Daves car for a month.

Thanks for your consideration.

Mr Trash.

Brown noser....

[madbikeboy]

I'm :weep: as a wee oopsie right at the end of summer kinda screwed up my winter fun. Fingers crossed for tomorrows appt with the bone doc that my fun factor will increase exponentially in the next few weeks and months.

The plus side it was a wee oopsis. PB, there is always a spare seat on Scoot if you can't ride...

[Big Dave]

Brown noser....

You say that like it's a bad thing???

[PrincessBandit]

The plus side it was a wee oopsis. PB, there is always a spare seat on Scoot if you can't ride...

That's mighty kind of you sir. I have to say the broken collar bone hasn't kept me off the bike (I took ginny for a spin to Clevedon 3 weeks after my accident, but it took a while longer waiting for bandit to be fixed before I could ride her again).

I'm hoping that my xray tomorrow will show a mended bone (surely after 6 months it will have done something) I enjoy riding pillion too though!

[cs363]

what's the best fun you've had this winter

One fine Sunday did a day ride from Taranaki up to Waimauku (Nth of Auckland) via every possible back road I could find, visited with Big Dave's boss for a couple of hours and then turned around and did it all again on the way home. Great weather, no bugs, traffic cops or any other nasties, plenty of friendly bikers on the road, just an absolute cracker of a day.



So, can anyone help me find my misplaced banjo?


Might be a tad hard to retrieve....

[madbikeboy]

MBB, best fun I had this winter was spending a bit of it in Colombia soaking up the rays and enjoying the caribbean temperature waters. Colombian chicks are great too.

Doh, you already put your bike back together, oh well you had fun doing it, was keen to help. I'm over committing to so much stuff now that I'm back. That's what sucks about being home, there's too many commitments stopping me from doing all the things I want to.

Well, the boys turned up on the weekend and basically ordered me into the garage (which was a pity as I had such a long list of shit to do on the never ending house rennovation saga...).

It's about 90% together, I just need to work out what's stopping the frigging thing from starting up the ECU and fuel pump... Tony at Haldanes has been ordering all the important little pieces that I've been missing... Bless his cotton socks.

Latin American chicks are just the best. And they're hot too. I could tell you about this one chick I knew, she was Argentinian and she could... Oh, sorry, wrong forum.