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Paul in NZ
17th September 2009, 20:01
Dear old Aristotle – he reckoned that ‘No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness.’ I tend to agree, I like to march to the beat of my own drummer and on occasion, people have thought me more than a little odd. Vicki calls it ‘quirky’ but we all know what that means…

I LIKE mad people – not crazy people but the functionally mad. Not the people who annoy us but more the valiant souls who try to perfect man powered flying machines, perpetual motion, solar powered unicycles etc etc. All usually rudderless hippies and hopeless dreamers but by and large harmless and who knows, it might just work!

Now – driving home the other night I decided to avoid the section of motorway close to the city so I took the outside lane along Aotea Quay and the Old Hutt rd to Nauranga Gorge, SH1 and home. There is a messy bit just past the Ferry terminal where two lanes come together and people usually need to swap lanes. All very civilised usually and people give each other space etc.

Last night, I need to change lanes and noticed something odd in my wing mirror, not really seen but I just thought there might be something there so I hung back… A little car crawled in front of me and on up the road.

This thing is, erm, astonishing in a fairly out there, fashion. It’s a cycle car / tricycle / whatever, its pedal powered (by a glowering angry oddball) and has an all enveloping body, two wheels up front, maybe 1 to 1.5 metres apart. Its probably a metre to the top of his head and it has a flashing white lamp up front and a similar red one at the rear. Sort of reminded me of the bastard offspring between a Morgan 3 wheeler and a pedal car with the off spring favouring the pedal car.

OK – fair enough, hes a lone crusader on a mission from the god of pedal cars or something (ie a nutter)

But hes in the traffic – its dusk – his head does not come up above the bloody doors of cars, his lights are pathetic, even by modern bicycle standards and its wide and it’s not in the dedicated cycle lane!! He certainly has the bravery of a martyr and the courage of the really insane but you could see he was angry all the time that he was not given ‘space’ and yet he is splitting lanes in what amounts to a small car! At some point, eccentric becomes insane, lovable rogue becomes a danger to himself and others. I mean I nearly drove over him in a corolla, how a person in SUV or people mover / van would see him is beyond me.

I’m still amazed….. I think even Aristotle would agree that this mans soul was not excellent but he certainly was crazy….

Skyryder
17th September 2009, 20:39
i've always liked crazy. They sometimes come out with the most profound idea's of us all.

Paul in NZ
17th September 2009, 20:48
i've always liked crazy. They sometimes come out with the most profound idea's of us all.

And sometimes - they don't.....

Usarka
17th September 2009, 20:55
Bloody pisceans....

Hitcher
17th September 2009, 20:58
I think even Aristotle would agree that this mans soul was not excellent but he certainly was crazy….

He lives out my way. He's got no indicators either nor any means of indicating as everything except his scone is contained under a tarpaulin. At the rear he has one of the most pathetic flashing lights ever crafted. One day he will be crushed beneath a properly warranted and registered motor vehicle, and it will be their fault. Obviously.

Skunk
17th September 2009, 20:59
I've seen him several times (really it was avoiding him) and yes, he is odd. But I think his angry look is because - after all his trying - no one has killed him yet. He seems to go out of his way to put himself in harms way.

Yes, I drive a van. No, I can't see him unless he's weaving in the lanes ahead of me.

Nutter.

klingon
17th September 2009, 21:03
Was it a Velomobile?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velomobile

Check out Nigel and his HPV (Human Powered Vehicle)!
http://www.kiwihpv.org.nz/

And how are these for Crazy Buggers...
http://www.velomobiling.com/

Hitcher
17th September 2009, 21:05
Was it a Velomobile?

It is indeed. But that's no excuse.

Big Dave
17th September 2009, 21:10
Some of the most 'entertaining' motorcyclists I've met in NZ fried their brains on LSD in the 60's.

Keeping up with where those brains jump is a challenge.

klingon
17th September 2009, 21:10
Apparently Neville is the king of the Wellington Velomobiles. He imported his as a kit from the Netherlands and built it himself. He's a crazy bugger! :banana:

ajturbo
17th September 2009, 21:29
i see him on the hutt M/W (yes i know it's a joke).... he is dangerous alright....

Hans
17th September 2009, 22:00
I know the bugger. I make a point of passing within inches of him with the 44tonner. And yes, he is the only one I've ever done that to. Something about the man's very existence annoys the shit out of me. And before you start going on about trucks, I make an effort to move out of the way of lane splitters all the time. :dodge:
Neville-is-a-cretin.

CDFloss
17th September 2009, 22:06
Haha! He's cut me off along the Petone foreshore more than once (or twice). :wacko:

Its all fun and games until someone and his tricycle get squished under that friendly Fulton Hogan truck over there... :buggerd:

pzkpfw
17th September 2009, 22:07
I hate him.

I've been going down the left hand lane, at the legal speed, and with the flow of traffic in my car.

I come up to him "riding" at the left of the left lane. Doing 2rds of fuck all of the speed of the rest of the traffic.

And he's bigger than the normal bikes (who I also hate when they ride there).

And I CAN'T give him his "safety bubble" because the right hand lane is full of cars too. And the old Hutt motorway just isn't wide enough for two cars + a mad bike thing.

So I pass him WAY too close, and fuck him if he complains.

He can go tilt at windmills somewhere else. Bastard.

(Which is kind of ironic because his bike was a kitset from the Netherlands.)

Hans
17th September 2009, 22:23
Haha! He's cut me off along the Petone foreshore more than once (or twice). :wacko:

Its all fun and games until someone and his tricycle get squished under that friendly Fulton Hogan truck over there... :buggerd:

Or that semi with 22t of bricks on pallets. I am seriously tempted to indulge his death wish...

Paul in NZ
18th September 2009, 05:57
Phew - I was worried it might have just been me that thought he has utterly madly antisocial... apparently not...

RantyDave
18th September 2009, 08:16
Is this him? Someone in Whitby regrets the purchase of an aluminium coffin...

http://www.geocities.com/khpv_lsc/buy_sell.html#KV4

Dave

davereid
18th September 2009, 08:32
I think its cool.

Neville might be a (big) bit mad using it on the motorway, and a bloody twat for blocking peoples lane off the motorway, but good on him.

Personally, I tend to the other end of the spectrum, I am way more comfortable risking my life in a 500H.P. V8 than a 0.06 H.P. HPV, but each to his own.

klingon
18th September 2009, 09:31
Is this him? Someone in Whitby regrets the purchase of an aluminium coffin...

http://www.geocities.com/khpv_lsc/buy_sell.html#KV4

Dave

Nah, Joern has had his on the market for a while now (I assumed he had sold it already). He's selling it for a bargain price! :2thumbsup

Hans
18th September 2009, 13:54
HPV? Hm... Interesting;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hpv

Fatjim
18th September 2009, 14:27
I wonder if the KiwiDriver site has an equivilent thread about motorcylists.

BTW, the gene pool has a way of looking after itself.

Maki
18th September 2009, 15:58
"I then put the Velomobile together (took about 70 hours)"

What a sad waste of time....

gwigs
18th September 2009, 16:15
He probably thinks he is saving the planet and therefore has every right to hold you up and drive,ride like a Pratt.Life would be boring without crazy people..:wacko: