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Ragingrob
18th September 2009, 09:24
So last night I was commuting into Uni as I do 5 times a week from Karaka on the Auckland southern motorway. I could see everything clear as daylight, knew where all the traffic was around me and was enjoying being out in the sun.

Anyway, sure enough as I was on the Newmarket overpass I was sitting behind another biker when a bike came flying past both of us nearly cutting us off and raced between the traffic. This is where it starts getting crazy, a few seconds later this biker come flying down from the top of a bridge above us as if he's doing a trick. He lands on both wheels, bounces, and bins hard. I'm thinking shit I better see if he's ok, but then just in front of me the other guy brakes and low-sides so I jam on the picks and the front wheel slips out from under me.

I'm like fark Newmarket overbridge = Lotsa cars and trucks! I roll over and jump up and look back to all the cars and trucks thinking fark, waving like crazy I run over to the middle (There ain't much of one on the bridge!) and jump onto the barrier with trucks whizzing past me.

Anyway a few mates turn up to some house I'm in right beside the motorway and we decide to pick the bike up, kinda weird everything was just stopped. Was gutted my mirror was half snapped off but then realised that the sub frame was completely cut in half and was rather gutted. Piratejafa was telling me about how it's all good and sometimes he bounces up to the top of the skytower and obviously this guy was a n00b. I'm already thinking about whether my insurance will cover or not and dreaming about the bikes I may be able to get!

We end up playing pool and partying it up and there are some hot girls there but it's starting to get pretty fuzzy and I can't seem to talk to them.

Then I woke up!

What the fuck eh. Pretty extreme for a first crash I thought haha.

Tooooo much commuting messing with my mind I'm having dreams about it now?! :zzzz:

Anyone else crashed in their dreams? I like the fact how I'm not hurt yet in the dream I got to analyse how and why I crashed, believe you me it was damn life-like!

:calm:

Taz
18th September 2009, 09:30
Drugs are bad Mmmmkay.............

vifferman
18th September 2009, 09:30
You gotta stop eating toadstool pizza before bedtime, Dude!

Katman
18th September 2009, 09:32
I'd be more concerned that Piratejafa is the only person you can positively identify in your dream.

Is there something you're not telling us? You didn't have to put on a load of washing early this morning, did you?

Ragingrob
18th September 2009, 10:38
I'd be more concerned that Piratejafa is the only person you can positively identify in your dream.

Is there something you're not telling us? You didn't have to put on a load of washing early this morning, did you?

Eeek :whistle:

Squiggles
18th September 2009, 11:13
Epic post.

Insanity_rules
18th September 2009, 11:26
Here's an appropriate warning for you.

klingon
18th September 2009, 11:29
Don't eat cheese before bed! I always dream of crashing if I eat cheese! (True!) :wacko:

Ragingrob
18th September 2009, 11:47
Don't eat cheese before bed! I always dream of crashing if I eat cheese! (True!) :wacko:

Hmmm well I started with squid, went on to an open steak sandwich with the biggest hand-cut fries I've ever seen (seriously they were each the volume of a potato), and finished with a mixed desert platter including gelato, donuts, cake, parfait, and some other delicious thing.

PirateJafa
18th September 2009, 12:27
Veni, vidi, vici.

R6_kid
18th September 2009, 12:28
Who won the pool match?

Ragingrob
18th September 2009, 12:48
Who won the pool match?

Ya know when you realise it's a dream and then you can try and control what happens, well I tried to get the hot girls making steamy love on the pool table but then I woke up :pinch:

R6_kid
18th September 2009, 12:55
Don't eat cheese before bed! I always dream of crashing if I eat cheese! (True!) :wacko:

Apparently eating cheese before you go to sleep affects the chemicals in your brain and makes your more likely to have episodes of lucid dreaming where you actually feel like you are awake and have full control of what is happening - can make things pretty interesting!

Mystic13
18th September 2009, 13:31
Don't eat cheese before bed! I always dream of crashing if I eat cheese! (True!) :wacko:

I so think this deserves a comment but I'm gonna pass.

Anyone?

Ragingrob
18th September 2009, 13:44
Apparently eating cheese before you go to sleep affects the chemicals in your brain and makes your more likely to have episodes of lucid dreaming where you actually feel like you are awake and have full control of what is happening - can make things pretty interesting!

Sounds like fun to me!

MarkH
18th September 2009, 14:01
then realised that the sub frame was completely cut in half

Don't worry, that will buff right out.

Maybe don't test that in real life though.

PirateJafa
18th September 2009, 14:06
Don't worry, that will buff right out.

Maybe don't test that in real life though.

I've got a spare, she'll be right.

Ragingrob
18th September 2009, 15:26
I've got a spare, she'll be right.

Well fark if you bounce off the skytower and cause me to crash then it's mine!

Maha
18th September 2009, 15:31
The weird part is, Parrotjafa was in you dream....:(

Ragingrob
18th September 2009, 15:34
The weird part is, Parrotjafa was in you dream....:(

I was definitely focussing on the hot girls don't worry :whistle:

Fatt Max
18th September 2009, 19:20
We end up playing pool and partying it up and there are some hot girls there but it's starting to get pretty fuzzy and I can't seem to talk to them.

:

Did the girls have big tits?

beyond
18th September 2009, 20:35
Bloody magic mushrooms :)

Ragingrob
19th September 2009, 14:25
Did the girls have big tits?

I'm an arse man myself ;)


Bloody magic mushrooms :)

Maybe next time I should wake, bake, and go back to sleep!

PirateJafa
19th September 2009, 15:35
I'm an arse man myself ;)

A man of your stature usually is. ;)