Sober Pirate Driver

[ital916]

So who is sober driver tomorrow....anychance they can give me a lift home after the pirate party?

[motorbyclist]

Dude - you live close enough that you could almost walk if you have to....

[jono035]

How was the party? I called past on my way out to a friends birthday at around 8 but it looked like the house was empty...

[The Pastor]

How was the party? I called past on my way out to a friends birthday at around 8 but it looked like the house was empty...
party was pretty good, i dont remember too much except.

Someone drew on my face
I hit slyer in the face
Hanne poured beer in my ear
there was priate porn
I found out how well i chewed my dinner
r6kid got a ticket.

[The Pastor]

there was an under 18 year old and i was too drunks???? NOOOO

[motorbyclist]

Hey guys, I found the sequel! (http://www.piratesxxx.com/pirates2/index_home.html)

:D

[motorbyclist]

that trailer is hilarious btw

[Phurrball]

^^^ So the RM returns to life - 'twas an impressive log impersonation you were doing in the veranda :yes:

[Real_Wolf]

:P, that pirates movie has such bad acting. Its so funny to watch

[motorbyclist]

:P, that pirates movie has such bad acting. Its so funny to watch

dude you weren't there..... so when did you see it?

:tugger:

[Danae]

Successful party was successful!

A fine round of Scrumpy hands, lads. Apparently Squiggles was a lot more fucked than he let off. Didn't wake up til 3 the next day and somehow ended up lying underneath a flying fox in some random park whilst out buying iceblocks and powerade.

My hat off to you, RM! Even while drunk you can speak fairly coherently. Haha. At least until you started throwing up off the deck and passed out in the doorway. Awesome. Then someone drew a cock on your face. And you ended up sleeping in the hallway right in front of a fold-out mattress...not on it. Lol.

Whilst watching Pirates I made my way through half a bottle of scrumpy so don't really remember much of the end. Except for a portal coming out of a guy (Charlie the unicorn, anyone?), skeleton warriors and candle-fucking.

Pics up soon lolz


How was the party? I called past on my way out to a friends birthday at around 8 but it looked like the house was empty...

Ah, at exactly 8pm me, squiggles, hanne and leah were making a mad alcohol run. Mmmm, scrumpy...


Hey guys, I found the sequel! (http://www.piratesxxx.com/pirates2/index_home.html)

:D

:clap:

[ital916]

I thought it was epic only becuase I was drunk, when sober it actually looks pretty epic lol. Were there skeletons in the first one??

Painkillers and alcohol = mind fuck haha. That was my lesson of the night, and that if you buy a pizza it magically disappears before you get the chance to eat it!

I vote we get completely shit faced again on friday, in fact I think the club council should mandate all firday night chillers be massive piss ups. (note the fact the club council are the biggest drinkers in the club lol).

[Danae]

I approve!

Yeah the first one had skeletons. But the budget on the second one is something ridiculous like $10mil. So the skeletons look slightly more realistic haha.

[R6_kid]

party was pretty good, i dont remember too much except.

Someone drew on my face
there was priate porn
r6kid got a ticket.

I didn't get a ticket. I got let off even though I was doing 35kmh over the limit :shutup:

I drew on your face, and your hand. The dick came out pretty good for a rushed job. (sorry btw, but you were a prime target, yes I'm a cunt)

There was pirate porn. There was even a hot blond chick with big boobs that showed up and watched it for a bit - was quite interesting talking to her about the various antics that were happening on screen.

[R6_kid]

I approve!

Yeah the first one had skeletons. But the budget on the second one is something ridiculous like $10mil. So the skeletons look slightly more realistic haha.

LOL, you already watched it didn't you!

[Danae]

LOL, you already watched it didn't you!

nope, just finished downloading it :laugh:

[Real_Wolf]

I have both the movies on my PC, worth it for a laugh, but got them cause I wanted to see what a porno with a "storyline" and the massive budget was like.

The candle fucking was a bit weird, but the bit that was strangest to me was the lesbian sex scene, which was quite nice, except for all the pirates standing around going "show us her booty", and other 'pirate-y' sayings, and it kept showing them in the shot

[jono035]

I was on a plane with a couple of mates coming back from Australia when I first heard about that Pirates movie... I was the one driving us home so they got completely caned and were loudly discussing the different scenes until one of the flight attendants came over and very politely told them to stfu.

[R6_kid]

I was the one driving us home so they got completely caned and were loudly discussing the different scenes until one of the flight attendants came over and very politely told them to stfu.

Funny that, Danaes flatmates did exactly the same thing! :2guns:

[ital916]

LOL, you already watched it whilst fap-fap-FAPPING!!!! didn't you!

andrew had this demonic look on his face after the movie haha wouldnbe surprised if danae is posting from a wheelchair and all the candles in her flat mysteriously disappeared.

[R6_kid]

:shit::blink::shutup:

[Danae]

Honda lovin'!!!

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[Ragingrob]

Aaaaahahahahahahaha.

I did get a text re the holding hands and gay Honda sex invitation, politely declining in preference of anything else. :lol:

[ital916]

looks like jafa is genuinely enjoying himself

[PirateJafa]

I shanghai'd me a fine young pirate wench alright! <img src="https://host7.parachat.com/pchat/applet/appletconf/appsites/11297.st/smiley/pirate.gif">

[jono035]

I shanghai'd me a fine young pirate wench alright! <img src="https://host7.parachat.com/pchat/applet/appletconf/appsites/11297.st/smiley/pirate.gif">

For certain values of 'wench'?

[The Pastor]

i knew duncan was gay!

[R6_kid]

i knew duncan was gay!

I thought you guys had been dating for like 3 or 4 years now?

[The Pastor]

I thought you guys had been dating for like 3 or 4 years now?
not openly!

[ital916]

not openly!

you guys kissed and made up after your little spat or are you sleeping on the deck again tonight?

[Magua]

Renegade's reaction to Jafa's obscene advances.

[Danae]

I think he started to hallucinate after that...something about guys with horse heads...

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[The Pastor]

i lost my pirate hats

[Slyer]

This seems like a good a place as any... :P
(Before he gots blankets)
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[The Pastor]

oh sexy!