Caption contest -- KYO 7

[Hitcher]

Here's one to get the new week off to a good start (hopefully).

Rep points issued to the winner and any very highly commendeds.

The judge, etc...

[ZorsT]

It took quite a few bricks over the back wheel to get the front up...

[cliffy]

young john hopoartey was supremly exited with the whellie but, still,that wheelie was nothing compared to the exhileration he knew he was about to feel with the next insertion victim!! the moment was near ohhh yes !!! "but only to the knuckle the first time" he thought " i don't know him well enough to go any further yet !!"" :shifty: :pinch:

[Waylander]

One midlife crises later...

[Grumpy]

"Ah, perhaps I should warn you about the clutch thingy...it's a bit tricky..."

[Big Dave]

Superman plays another practical joke.

[Zed]

"Hi Ho Goldwing...Away!"

[Gremlin]

1. They all said it couldn't be done. Now I'll have beer to last some time...

2. I told the boys I could wheelie anything. The scooter is next.

3. I don't know why they keep building vehicles with more wheels than necessary.

4. Wanna know how much I save on tyre wear a year?

[c4.]

myyyy!!! hitcher.... you do know how to show a boy a good time!!

[Waylander]

"Houston, we are a go for take off."
"Roger that, thruster ignition in 5..."

[Oakie]

"Ok, what smart ass put that packet of viagra in the tank?"

[Indiana_Jones]

"Ok, if the border gaurd asks, we're NOT smuggling lead"

-Indy

[strayjuliet]

Wow I didnt think I weighed that much :o

[Waylander]

This'll make those boys on the Sport bikes shut up.

[BNZ]

WhiteTrash borrows hitchers bike....

[Pwalo]

Ronnie Smith (RIP)was a f!@#ing idiot. But very talented with it.

[NordieBoy]

1. Do dangerous shit like this and live.
2. Ride the scooter to work.
3. ......
4. Profit?

[outlawtorn]

"To infinity and beyond...."

[NordieBoy]

So that's what shitting your pants feels like!





I want me one of those Roof helmets :Punk:

[MSTRS]

Now, once I can get a bit of speed up, I'll show them all how to do a stoppie.

[bugjuice]

dude on the back - "Honey, my viagra has kicked in now and look what it's done, lets go!"

[Riff Raff]

Just another wind gust in Wellington...

[Pwalo]

Just another wind gust in Wellington...

No. Not even a Wellington gale could lift a Goldwing.

[Wolf]

"See, told ya we could jump three cars!... Now I've just got to land this fucker safely..."

[Waylander]

The future in space travel...

[Kjell]

Next tour ride we leave the kitchen sink at home!

[Gremlin]

1. Ever since I put a proper engine (read superbike) in, its been "performing" differently.

2. Wonder how the bike will handle once I put the other half of the engine in.

3. Wonder how the bike will "perform" once the missus steps aboard.

[bugjuice]

some minor adjustment to the warp engines are needed Mr Spock, there's too much kick

or

dude on the back - "ahhhhh, that's what the nitro button does.."


or

now the police had spent all their money tuning the Goldwing, the next thing to save for is a real light and siren, instead of Phil shouting and waving fingers..

see, 15:00 monday morning, and I'm starting to wake up

[Shoota]

1: where did the road go?
2: son you did put those jockey wheels on the pipes like i told you right?

[Hooks]

Ahhh yes but does it go 'round corners ??

or

Hey Dave .... Look !! just over there is your place !!

[TonyB]

Something along the lines of this has no doubt been done but:

Guy on back: "Ahhh yes, now I remember, I wired the NOs to the horn button"

[Hitcher]

Some good efforts here, folks!

Highly commended:
Big Dave (#7)
Gremlin (#9/2)
alucard_draken (#11)
Riff Raff (#23) -- It's windy in Wellington. Get over it!
Wolf (#25)

Very highly commended:
Oakie (#12) -- In spite of not using "arse". Must have been funny then...


And the winner this time...

Is...

Drum roll thingee...


Zed, for #8


Rep points have been distributed to the worthy.

[SPORK]

Some good efforts here, folks!

Highly commended:
Big Dave (#7)
Gremlin (#9/2)
alucard_draken (#11)
Riff Raff (#23) -- It's windy in Wellington. Get over it!
Wolf (#25)

Very highly commended:
Oakie (#12) -- In spite of not using "arse". Must have been funny then...


And the winner this time...

Is...

Drum roll thingee...


Zed, for #8


Rep points have been distributed to the worthy.
Everytime I chose different winners in my head than you...

[Gremlin]

lemme guess, I was the winner?? :lol: :lol:

[Hitcher]

lemme guess, I was the winner??
Noticed any recent sudden increase in your rep points?

[Gremlin]

well, there was one increase of 14 (whats sudden) but I don't know who it comes from yet... guessing it was vifferman

no, I was think of cryhavoc's idea of winners, but then he is not nearly as great and err... noble, and just and did I mention strong?? :not:

:D :D (need sucking up emoticon as well...)

[Hitcher]

well, there was one increase of 14 (whats sudden) but I don't know who it comes from yet... guessing it was vifferman

no, I was think of cryhavoc's idea of winners, but then he is not nearly as great and err... noble, and just and did I mention strong?? (need sucking up emoticon as well...)
Tsk. You sad sycophantic acolyte.

[Gremlin]

Tsk. You sad sycophantic acolyte.
:blink: :unsure: :unsure:

Yes you are great and... and... urgh, can't keep that up for long. But having never met you, I'm guessing you do not fit into the "youngsters" group, because my engrish is gooder than most, and I have never heard those words, let alone used them... :lol:

[Zed]

And the winner this time...

Is...

Drum roll thingee...


Zed, for #8


Rep points have been distributed to the worthy.Thankyou kemosabe :not:

Me a fan of the Lone Ranger from waaaay back!

[Waylander]

Aww but I didn't get any rep... Ohwell was still fun.

[Hitcher]

:blink: :unsure: :unsure:

Yes you are great and... and... urgh, can't keep that up for long. But having never met you, I'm guessing you do not fit into the "youngsters" group, because my engrish is gooder than most, and I have never heard those words, let alone used them... :lol:
My profile answers many questions...

[Wolf]

My profile answers many questions...
And there's also a video clip of him on here as well...