New Biker Gods forum section needed

[ital916]

I reckon there needs to be a new section added to the kb forums, a forum for the biker gods.

A forum where motorcyclists can confess their sins and pray for forgiveness from the biker gods. Where we can remember friends who have passed on and those who are lucky to be here through the grace of the biker gods can share their stories.

It can also be a place where motorcyclists can whinge about the wrong doing done to them (as they so aptly do, frequently) and pray for the biker gods to deal justice.

A place where we can honours the gods of speed and the two wheeled machine.

A high priest would need to be ordained....good thing we have one among our ranks who knows the biker gods arcane rituals and testament...IXION!

Now you may think I am on drugs, but the biker gods are there. They work in mysterious ways but many have seen their doing. Yes there are herectics like katman...but fear not, for they shall have their day. When everyone else is riding the never ending twisties they shall be stuck on the infite straight road of dooom....with a 40km/hr speed limit and unlimited speed cameras. Haha im just messing with you katman......you get the twisties too (except youll be in a car)

So in all seriousness.....biker gods section would be awesome.

[Hiflyer]

I reckon there needs to be a new section added to the kb forums, a forum for the biker gods.

A forum where motorcyclists can confess their sins and pray for forgiveness from the biker gods. Where we can remember friends who have passed on and those who are lucky to be here through the grace of the biker gods can share their stories.

It can also be a place where motorcyclists can whinge about the wrong doing done to them (as they so aptly do, frequently) and pray for the biker gods to deal justice.

A place where we can honours the gods of speed and the two wheeled machine.

A high priest would need to be ordained....good thing we have one among our ranks who knows the biker gods arcane rituals and testament...IXION!

Now you may think I am on drugs, but the biker gods are there. They work in mysterious ways but many have seen their doing. Yes there are herectics like katman...but fear not, for they shall have their day. When everyone else is riding the never ending twisties they shall be stuck on the infite straight road of dooom....with a 40km/hr speed limit and unlimited speed cameras. Haha im just messing with you katman......you get the twisties too (except youll be in a car)

So in all seriousness.....biker gods section would be awesome.


You just summarised what everyone does every day on KB. Self appointed "leaders" and "Know-alls" are the norm here.

[2wheeldrifter]

Yeah your in the right place already dude! ;)

[ital916]

If this is a shrine to the biker gods..it needs to be cleansed with fire for there is many a heretic and blashpemer!

Where'd I put ma pitchfork....MA!...MAAAAAAAAAAAA! What you gone done with ma god dang pitch fork.....NA! not ma lynchin rope...the pitchfork!

[ManDownUnder]

Anyone proclaiming to be one... ain't.

There's a number of legends in here for a variety of reasons. Experience accomplishments or in depth knowledge. Post questions - see what comes back. A little common sense will help ID them.

The one thing they have in common is their remarkable ability to point at someone else better than they are when there is something to be learned. ... there might be something in that approach do you think?

[Madness]

The Biker God's page already exists (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=11665). It's more a case of "do you believe?"...... I for one do not.

[ital916]

Anyone proclaiming to be one... ain't.

There's a number of legends in here for a variety of reasons. Experience accomplishments or in depth knowledge. Post questions - see what comes back. A little common sense will help ID them.

The one thing they have in common is their remarkable ability to point at someone else better than they are when there is something to be learned. ... there might be something in that approach do you think?

Pfft I meant no mere mortals on here. I meant actual biker gods, as in greater beings. Yes there are legends on here but anyone saying they are a biker god is a twat.

[ital916]

The Biker God's page already exists (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=11665). It's more a case of "do you believe?"...... I for one do not.

the day raj is a biker god is the day cops dont like donuts.

[Madness]

the day raj is a biker god is the day cops dont like donuts.
Amen brother!

[AllanB]

Many years ago I dated a very religious young lady - well I presumed she was as she used to cry out 'oh god, oh god, oh god' a lot when were together ......:yes:

(pictures soon)

[Hiflyer]

Anyone proclaiming to be one... ain't.............The one thing they have in common is their remarkable ability to point at someone else better than they are when there is something to be learned....

Exactly, the people who are here to help wont give crap info. It's like at work, if we aren't 100% sure about something... ASK!!!! Before you give wrong info to the customer cos it'll bite ye in the bum later on.

[Ixion]

He ain't talking people. He's talking about Helmut von HorniHumper.

The High Biker Gods certainly exist. The wise biker makes appropriate propitiatory sacrifices (virgin mouse and all that) at regular intervals. Thus reducing the odds of being the target of a Godly "watch me piss that little crawling mortal thing down the plughole" contest

[Squiggles]

Done (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/index.php)

Believe it meets all your criteria and we've split it up into appropriate sections

[Badjelly]

Anyone proclaiming to be one... ain't.

From what I know of the subject, gods are generally not shy about declaring themselves to be gods. For example, Yahweh seems to be quite insistent on this point.

On the other hand, that only applies to the gods I know about...

[ManDownUnder]

From what I know of the subject, gods are generally not shy about declaring themselves to be gods. For example, Yahweh seems to be quite insistent on this point.

On the other hand, that only applies to the gods I know about...

I'm, talking about the ones that manifest in a form sitting atride a 2 wheeled 100hp+ demon...

[Ixion]

I'm, talking about the ones that manifest in a form sitting atride a 2 wheeled 100hp+ demon...

Helmut von HorniHumper doesn't sit astride a 2 wheeled 100hp+ demon.

He *is* a 2 wheeled 100hp+ demon. 100hp++++++++++++++++ actually.

[ManDownUnder]

Helmut von HorniHumper doesn't sit astride a 2 wheeled 100hp+ demon.

He *is* a 2 wheeled 100hp+ demon. 100hp++++++++++++++++ actually.

To quote Dover... sounds like a Knob Jockey to me

[Katman]

To quote Dover... sounds like a Knob Jockey to me

Keep that up and you'll be joining me in Heretic's Corner.

:devil2:

[ital916]

Keep that up and you'll be joining me in Heretic's Corner.

:devil2:

You know, even though you have the social ineptitude of a brick, you spout some good advice. You just mask it with the cover of being a complete dick :laugh:.

As for being a heretic....your time will come where the biker gods will have their judgement. Until then they seem to enjoy your shit stirring.

[ital916]

Helmut von HorniHumper doesn't sit astride a 2 wheeled 100hp+ demon.

He *is* a 2 wheeled 100hp+ demon. 100hp++++++++++++++++ actually.

And he doesnt use a helmet either!

The weather has gone poo ixion! A sacrifice is needed to appease the biker gods for a few weeks of cracking good riding sun!

[NC]

You sound like a cop:mellow:

[ital916]

You sound like a cop:mellow:

:laugh: who me? :Police: I can dress up as a cop if your really want :laugh:

[Katman]

You know, even though you have the social ineptitude of a brick,

I'm going to take that as a compliment.

:niceone: