Chick with the big saddlebags.

[98tls]

Anyone catch Close up tonight?:wacko:Ive no problem with porn,personally i dont bother watching it but hey whatever floats your boat but wtf is nice about those things?and wtf are you supposed to do with em:eek5:http://tvnz.co.nz/close-up/chelsea-s-itsy-and-bitsy-3007435In this case to much is well to much i guess.:crazy:

[Oakie]

Yuk

10 chars

[muzz]

thats sad. what else can one say

[PrincessBandit]

I was watching Campbell Live with the Lisa Stripper woman vs Mr Pron King aka Boobs on Bikes organiser/Erotica man. It was most entertaining watching stripper/porn "star" (in her own mind) getting her panties in a bunch that she was up against a non-negotiable offer of payment for the Erotica expo.

Normally I wouldn't have any time for Mr Porno, but had to laugh that she was getting so upset because in her mind negotiation is an automatic right. He offered a contract, she declined his offer and upped the ante, he refused, she got her gstring in a twist because he wouldn't budge and then promptly banned her from the expo altogether. Her argument was based on her right to "negotiate" her fees; his argument was based on his right to not have to negotiate.

Weed myself silly at the prospect of her all upset cos now she's left with nothing, after he blacklisted her from the expo!

[smoky]

Yeah .... .......Nah
:sweatdrop
Any more than a handful is wasteful - small and pert, that's my taste

[Blackshear]

Before I click, it better not be chelsea charms.
Those 70 year old redneck wimmenz with 2L implants are fucking disturbing.

Ok it's not. Woohoo, she has huge boobs. If I wanted to be killed by some BBW, I'd call a group of them fat and poke them with a stick.

[TerminalAddict]

/me buries head and goes flubbererererushishuerish

[Blackshear]

/me buries head and goes flubbererererushishuerish

I didn't know you, but I'm sure you were a good man.

R.I.P

[DMNTD]

FFS...for whatever reason I feel like kicking them :wacko:

[Grumpy]

I was watching Campbell Live with the Lisa Stripper woman vs Mr Pron King aka Boobs on Bikes organiser/Erotica man. It was most entertaining watching stripper/porn "star" (in her own mind) getting her panties in a bunch that she was up against a non-negotiable offer of payment for the Erotica expo.

Normally I wouldn't have any time for Mr Porno, but had to laugh that she was getting so upset because in her mind negotiation is an automatic right. He offered a contract, she declined his offer and upped the ante, he refused, she got her gstring in a twist because he wouldn't budge and then promptly banned her from the expo altogether. Her argument was based on her right to "negotiate" her fees; his argument was based on his right to not have to negotiate.

Weed myself silly at the prospect of her all upset cos now she's left with nothing, after he blacklisted her from the expo!

I think that tumble she took from that pole a little while back has shaken up a little more than she would like to admit. She's a bit of a publicity whore don't you think. :crazy:

[TerminalAddict]

I didn't know you, but I'm sure you were a good man.

R.I.P

/me gasps for air

I'm going back in boys, if I'm not back in 5 mins tell my wife I love her very much

[Headbanger]

gigiddy-gigiddy


Alllllright.

[Laava]

I couldn't stop thinking about the awful beige vinyl bean bags we had as kids!

[Little Miss Trouble]

I was watching Campbell Live with the Lisa Stripper woman vs Mr Pron King aka Boobs on Bikes organiser/Erotica man. It was most entertaining watching stripper/porn "star" (in her own mind) getting her panties in a bunch that she was up against a non-negotiable offer of payment for the Erotica expo.

Normally I wouldn't have any time for Mr Porno, but had to laugh that she was getting so upset because in her mind negotiation is an automatic right. He offered a contract, she declined his offer and upped the ante, he refused, she got her gstring in a twist because he wouldn't budge and then promptly banned her from the expo altogether. Her argument was based on her right to "negotiate" her fees; his argument was based on his right to not have to negotiate.

Weed myself silly at the prospect of her all upset cos now she's left with nothing, after he blacklisted her from the expo!

What a dumb bitch! Of course you can't negotiate where there is no alternative, you either want your spot there or you don't

[Goblin]

/me buries head and goes flubbererererushishuerish


/me gasps for air

I'm going back in boys, if I'm not back in 5 mins tell my wife I love her very muchYou sick puppy.:killingme

What a sad woman. Seeing that creepy lil dude go up and grab an armful made me feel :sick:. What a horrid existance being famous for your plastic tits. :oi-grr:

[Laava]

What a horrid existance being famous for your plastic tits. :oi-grr:
Worked for Barbie!

[ynot slow]

Man glad my pancakes don't have lumps that big.Usually it is I've seen bigger lumps in pancakes.

The funniest thing with Crow was thinking he could get Erotica in New Plymouth,especially after he and his brother bought the RSA,and guess where his show would've been.To think after his brothers' construction company(part of consortium they run) went tits up mid way through a school build(some guys owed big bucks as subbies),he was thinking of still putting the show on,then decided it would probably run at a huge loss,doh!!!

[Goblin]

Worked for Barbie!Still does!
But honestly, that was like a train wreck...didnt wanna look but couldnt help but look.:crazy:

[Laava]

Still does!
But honestly, that was like a train wreck...didnt wanna look but couldnt help but look.:crazy:

Was better than looking at Ken, with his sad little mound!

[Goblin]

Was better than looking at Ken, with his sad little mound!
You mean you never had plasticine?

[Pussy]

You mean you never had plasticine?

... or a parsnip....

[Mekk]

No problem with big tits here!

[Goblin]

There's a big difference between big tits and monstrosities like those.





Jeez pussy....hope you peeled it first.

[Mekk]

There's a big difference between big tits and monstrosities like those.





Jeez pussy....hope you peeled it first.

Only size...

[Goblin]

Only size...and regular draining of excess fluid. :sick:

How to make 12kgs of polyprop look atractive...put a nipple on it.

[Mekk]

It works, right?

[T.W.R]

Repulsive :sick: like two bowling balls trying to mate in a rubbish bag :crazy:

[98tls]

It works, right? Considering where your from i say yep,works a treat.Got a 30-06 that could find the middle.

[98tls]

Repulsive :sick: like two bowling balls trying to mate in a rubbish bag :crazy: All the rage up there Bill.

[Mekk]

All the rage up there Bill.

I'd say "touche" but you might get the wrong idea...

[EJK]

She must own a milk factory.

[mynameis]

She must own a milk factory.

Fonterra have increased their payout, she'd cash in.

That dude helped himself alright. Free for all, come have a grab. Old geezer!

[ready4whatever]

I like big tits but omfg. cant ly on her so would have to give her doggy style lol or stand off the edge of the bed

[98tls]

I like big tits but omfg. cant ly on her so would have to give her doggy style lol or stand off the edge of the bed Donkey punch...................;)Actually,perfect for a Cleveland steamer,she would never see the racing stripe.:wacko:

[Maha]

I was watching Campbell Live with the Lisa Stripper woman vs Mr Pron King aka Boobs on Bikes organiser/Erotica man. It was most entertaining watching stripper/porn "star" (in her own mind) getting her panties in a bunch that she was up against a non-negotiable offer of payment for the Erotica expo.

Normally I wouldn't have any time for Mr Porno, but had to laugh that she was getting so upset because in her mind negotiation is an automatic right. He offered a contract, she declined his offer and upped the ante, he refused, she got her gstring in a twist because he wouldn't budge and then promptly banned her from the expo altogether. Her argument was based on her right to "negotiate" her fees; his argument was based on his right to not have to negotiate.

Weed myself silly at the prospect of her all upset cos now she's left with nothing, after he blacklisted her from the expo!

I saw that two, heres what I said about it another thread..

''Just saw her on Campbell Live and Steve Crowe's parting comment ''shes not worth it''...yeah I would have to agree.....pretty average with bloke like arms and shoulders''.

[Thaeos]

Eek. Personally I find those .. those THINGS repulsive.

[Xile]

OMG!
That must be so painful to walk!!
and it's so f... ugly!!!! :crazy:

[Swoop]

The Plumbers and Gasfitters Registration Board are trying to get in contact with Ms Large Breasts.

Something to do with "a bulk supply of silicone to seal up the leaky building problem throughout all of Auckland"...

[nadroj]

I saw that two, heres what I said about it another thread..

''Just saw her on Campbell Live and Steve Crowe's parting comment ''shes not worth it''...yeah I would have to agree.....pretty average with bloke like arms and shoulders''.

You be the judge!

Just for you Merv.....

Not my nose above nipple but is a KBer.

[imdying]

Ahahahahah, just saw the shorts on the news... what an ugly maggot. And Lisa Lewis... surely they're real? Who'd pay money to disfigure themselves like that? New name next year... "Mostly ugly slappers with some a deformity, and the odd hottie with no self respect, on bikes".

[wickle]

Yeah .... .......Nah
:sweatdrop
Any more than a handful is wasteful - small and pert, that's my taste
depends on the size of your hands

[PrincessBandit]

depends on the size of your hands

I've always heard "more than a mouthful is a waste" - probably depends on the size of your mouth too then.

[merv]

You be the judge!

Just for you Merv.....

Not my nose above nipple but is a KBer.

Haha cool, who does the nose belong to?

As for Lisa it did sound like a rip off that Crow would only pay her $1,500 for the parade plus 3 long days of work. I guess he just isn't making much money out of it all these days - too much free porn around I suppose.

[Flatcap]

I must say that varicose viens, cellulite, and areolae streached to the size of dinner plates are not what I look for in fun bags

[jono035]

and regular draining of excess fluid. :sick:

How to make 12kgs of polyprop look atractive...put a nipple on it.

Christ, yeah, I was just looking that up on wikipedia too.

Gah, that's :sick: all right... urgh.

[duckonin]

/me buries head and goes flubbererererushishuerish

Bury your head in that lot, fuck u would suffocate:eek: ha ha

[doc]

I think she is gorgeous

[FJRider]

I think that tumble she took from that pole a little while back has shaken up a little more than she would like to admit. She's a bit of a publicity whore don't you think. :crazy:

Any publicity is (was in the past) a good thing. For her I think ... an exception could be made.... will be made.

Her right to negotiate a fee, is just as valid as his not to ...

[FJRider]

I think she is gorgeous

thats because she's younger than you ... mind you, everybody is ... :lol:

[doc]

thats because she's younger than you ... mind you, everybody is ... :lol:
Na I really really miss breast feeding

[FJRider]

Na I really really miss breast feeding

I shudder to think how many mouths have tasted hers...

[Street Gerbil]

Bloody hell. Here I was sitting and watching the clip from the link and toying with a bottle of Chivas...
What a waste of a good mouthful of perfectly good whisky! I didn't even feel the taste...

[ready4whatever]

I dont care if breasts are bigger than my mouth and my hands together, i like em big. thats why my mrs has d cups probably. although i dont mind the small nice shaped ones. haha. the mrs calls me a booby man and this is why :love:

[Lias]

Big tits are great, I was trying to purusade the missus to undergoe that procedure but she said no .. /cry

[Forest]

I wonder if she flys in economy class?

Can be much fun for the person who has to sit next to her!

[Beemer]

The other half reckoned they looked like beach balls!

I thought they looked like she was pregnant with twins - on both sides of her chest! I can understand why women have breast enlargements but that is beyond a joke. It's like guys who wear wigs - you can tell they're false and the worst thing is, they're not even that attractive. I can't imagine she'd have any sensation in them either!

Mind you, she's not that pretty, so I suppose it stops people focusing on her face!

[98tls]

Wonder if they float?:confused:

[sunhuntin]

Big tits are great, I was trying to purusade the missus to undergoe that procedure but she said no .. /cry

your avatar looks like its trying to open its mouth wide enough!

[Ms Piggy]

What a dumb bitch! Of course you can't negotiate where there is no alternative, you either want your spot there or you don't

Yes I must admit I thought that Campbell Live was scraping the bottom of the barrel giving that particular issue any air time!!

Oh yeah - those boobies are the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

[MIXONE]

I love big tits but the first requirement is they have to be real.:love:

[retired motoman]

Not pretty :shit: med and firm and pert any day :2thumbsup
but he got what he payed for , attention!! in a BIG way lol.

[NighthawkNZ]

Wonder if they float?:confused:

if she was doing back strokew it would be... "Islands in the stream, that is what we are... "


Oh wait, thats Dolly Parton