Appeal...

[SARGE]

well... now that the recession is officially over and you cunts obviously have too much money..i think we need a PROPER cause to support.. something that MEANS something ..

i suggest anyone who isnt donating to the recent YOUNG DEATH fund , and anyone who popped up to the FREE CRAVER fund, but has changed their minds support the BUY SARGE A 30 YEAR OLD BOTTLE OF SINGLE MALT SCOTCH fund


im just a helpless upper middle class biker and because of a recent bike crash, i am having to drink cheap shit 12 year old piss water until payday

please help :crybaby::crybaby::argh:

[Pussy]

That's a truly touching story, Sarge......

[NDORFN]

well... now that the recession is officially over and you cunts obviously have too much money..i think we need a PROPER cause to support.. something that MEANS something ..

i suggest anyone who isnt donating to the recent YOUNG DEATH fund , and anyone who popped up to the FREE CRAVER fund, but has changed their minds support the BUY SARGE A 30 YEAR OLD BOTTLE OF SINGLE MALT SCOTCH fund


im just a helpless upper middle class biker and because of a recent bike crash, i am having to drink cheap shit 12 year old piss water until payday

please help :crybaby::crybaby::argh:

Plenty of dirty old men out there who'd pay you to suck dick. Use the 12 yo piss water to wash the taste out. Two birds, one stone.

[Dave Lobster]

Just post your bank details up, and we'll deposit the money in your account.

:whistle:

[SARGE]

That's a truly touching story, Sarge......

yea .. and just think .. only last week i was drinking Glenmora 22 year old .. now im stuck with 12 year old Dimple

[Big Dave]

We don't do that here on Kiwi Bleater.

We just log on and complain about ACC levies, other riders and our reputation.

[SARGE]

Plenty of dirty old men out there who'd pay you to suck dick. Use the 12 yo piss water to wash the taste out. Two birds, one stone.

awesome!!! .. when can ya start?.. i'll go up and wash my cock and you can practice on me first ..

or are you ready to hit the ground running?



We don't do that here on Kiwi Bleater.

We just log on and complain about ACC levies, other riders and our reputation.



fuck .. what was i thinking ??.. ok ... try this ..


" due to a recent bike crash and fucking ACC levies and not being waved at ... "

[Mom]

Count me in! Never seen a more worthy cause on here ;)

You are a bastard though Sarge, I was just in the process of posting a similar thread, though mine is to help fund the next stage of the blue lovelies transformation :girlfight:

Mine is at least "bike realted" though, if someone wants to buy me wine I wont protest too much :sunny:

[slofox]

I dunno about donating to your cause Sarge, but when ya get the money together, I could SELL you such a malt...I'll even courier it to you - for a fee of course...:yeah:

[NDORFN]

awesome!!! .. when can ya start?.. i'll go up and wash my cock and you can practice on me first ..

or are you ready to hit the ground running?

"

I think you should lay off the whiskey all together man.

[SARGE]

I dunno about donating to your cause Sarge, but when ya get the money together, I could SELL you such a malt...I'll even courier it to you - for a fee of course...:yeah:



at least half my age ?


a man has to have principals after all...


Count me in! Never seen a more worthy cause on here ;)

You are a bastard though Sarge, I was just in the process of posting a similar thread, though mine is to help fund the next stage of the blue lovelies transformation :girlfight:

Mine is at least "bike realted" though, if someone wants to buy me wine I wont protest too much :sunny:

ok ... anyone NOT donating to help the Young Death fund OR the Fix Mom's Bike fund and who still think Craver is a Twat ...



I think you should lay off the whiskey all together man.

blasphemer...

[Big Dave]

a man has to have principals after all...

'And if you don't like them - I have others' - Marx, G.

[chester]

Ill donate for you, but you have to wave at me. :girlfight:

[slofox]

at least half my age ?


a man has to have principals after all...




blasphemer...

I'll find one...

[SARGE]

Ill donate for you, but you have to wave at me. :girlfight:

sorry dude .. see above RE: Principals ..

[NDORFN]

Ok I apologise.

[SARGE]

Ok I apologise.

next you'll say i have to give up reality TV .. :crybaby:

[boomer]

you should get a shave, ya fookin hippie

[wbks]

well... now that the recession is officially over and you cunts obviously have too much money..i think we need a PROPER cause to support.. something that MEANS something ..

i suggest anyone who isnt donating to the recent YOUNG DEATH fund , and anyone who popped up to the FREE CRAVER fund, but has changed their minds support the BUY SARGE A 30 YEAR OLD BOTTLE OF SINGLE MALT SCOTCH fund


im just a helpless upper middle class biker and because of a recent bike crash, i am having to drink cheap shit 12 year old piss water until payday

please help :crybaby::crybaby::argh:A mate of mine was right when he said you dudes were fairies compared to the RM's:whistle:

[NDORFN]

next you'll say i have to give up reality TV .. :crybaby:

Depends, does it cause you confusion?

[SARGE]

you should get a shave, ya fookin hippie

shave??.. lay off the whiskey ???

fuck man .. this aint FRANCE!!!!

[SARGE]

A mate of mine was right when he said you dudes were fairies compared to the RM's:whistle:

nevermind the Scotch then .. i'll have 200g of whatever you're smokin ..

[SARGE]

Depends, does it cause you confusion?

no... just a small headache and a hint of vomiting...

[boomer]

nevermind the Scotch then .. i'll have 200g of whatever you're smokin ..


The yanks never get compared to anyone else.. They're the only westerners crazy enough to shoot themselves.....


lol.. and i never mentioned leaving the whiskey alone, i said get a shave ya fookin hippie!

[wbks]

nevermind the Scotch then .. i'll have 200g of whatever you're smokin .. Not my line of work but apparently this KBer can supply you:2thumbsup


http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=1129412667&postcount=49

[Big Dave]

hint of vomiting

'Real' bikers can talk and vomit at the same time.

[Hitcher]

It's sad to see a man having to lower his standards through economic necessity. For fuck's sake Sarge, start a political party. I'll vote for you!

[SPman]

It's sad to see a man having to lower his standards through economic necessity. For fuck's sake Sarge, start a political party. I'll vote for you!
You'd vote for anyone if it involved Malt, of a certain age........

[Hitcher]

You'd vote for anyone if it involved Malt, of a certain age........

Haven't you heard of floating voters before?

[Big Dave]

Haven't you heard of floating voters before?

He's in aus. we only do 'pea floaters'.

[James Deuce]

well... now that the recession is officially over and you cunts obviously have too much money..i think we need a PROPER cause to support.. something that MEANS something ..

i suggest anyone who isnt donating to the recent YOUNG DEATH fund , and anyone who popped up to the FREE CRAVER fund, but has changed their minds support the BUY SARGE A 30 YEAR OLD BOTTLE OF SINGLE MALT SCOTCH fund


im just a helpless upper middle class biker and because of a recent bike crash, i am having to drink cheap shit 12 year old piss water until payday

please help :crybaby::crybaby::argh:

I can help witghout having to spend any money.

Repeat after me - age is not an indicator of quality in regard to Single Malt Scotch.

http://www.charm.net/~kmarsh/scotch.html

I have similar tastes to that dude.

[FJRider]

fuck .. what was i thinking ??.. ok ... try this ..


" due to a recent bike crash and fucking ACC levies and not being waved at ... "

thats better ... cheque's in the mail ..... :innocent:

[Hitcher]

He's in aus. we only do 'pea floaters'.

Any Great Culture(TM) is allowed one whoops.

[Morcs]

How about the Carver fund buys you a bottle of Sake?

[SARGE]

how about the carver fund buys you a bottle of sake?

meh .. Sake is for chicks and asians ..





A mate of mine was right when he said you dudes were fairies compared to the RM's:whistle:

Royal Marines???


yea .. i've fucked a few of them...

[vifferman]

I can help witghout having to spend any money.

Repeat after me - age is not an indicator of quality in regard to Single Malt Scotch.

http://www.charm.net/~kmarsh/scotch.html (http://www.charm.net/%7Ekmarsh/scotch.html)

I have similar tastes to that dude.
Wow! Hey, thanks for that, James. Helped me with my modest collection of malts (modest because I'm not supposed to drink whisky, as it attacks me joints, but then so do my favourite wines and beers fukkit).
Unfortunately, it revived my interest in trying Laphroaig. which I very nearly succumbed to recently when I found out on KB The Milll had it cheapish.

We have a weird booze cupbaord (well.. it's actually the pantry). Alongside a Highland Park 12, Glenlivet 15, Glenfiddich 12 (#1 Son's), a Balvenie 12 and a Glenmorangie 10, there's also some expensive ToKillYa (bought for that peasant #2Son), and some weird rums and expensive Absinthe (weird #1Son). Wine and boutique beers live in the toy cupboard in the basement.
I still like Highland Park (my first single malt experience) the most. Very smoothing. :niceone:

Do come and visit some time!

[SARGE]

... I'm not supposed to drink whisky, as it attacks me joints,


you should soak them in Rum instead :doobey::done:

[Maha]

you should soak them in Rum instead :doobey::done:

Rum!!!!!!!!
Now ya talkin'.....
Last time I soaked anything in some Appletons it got crazy and threw me on the deck, and I mean 'the deck'.....:Oops:

[SARGE]

Rum!!!!!!!!
Now ya talkin'.....
Last time I soaked anything in some Appletons it got crazy and threw me on the deck, and I mean 'the deck'.....:Oops:

wrap it in a paper bag and bury it in the yard for 6 months :eek5:


the mold will rip your face off

[wbks]

meh .. Sake is for chicks and asians ..






Royal Marines???


yea .. i've fucked a few of them...RM Commandos = Badass... Who else does 32 weeks of badassery?

[SARGE]

RM Commandos = Badass... Who else does 32 weeks of badassery?

UMMM....32 weeks?...between boot camp (16 weeks) MOS school (6 months more or less depending) and any specialist stuff .. we do...

i was in Tuba Player school for the better part of 6 years :done:

[cs363]

well... now that the recession is officially over and you cunts obviously have too much money..i think we need a PROPER cause to support.. something that MEANS something ..

i suggest anyone who isnt donating to the recent YOUNG DEATH fund , and anyone who popped up to the FREE CRAVER fund, but has changed their minds support the BUY SARGE A 30 YEAR OLD BOTTLE OF SINGLE MALT SCOTCH fund


im just a helpless upper middle class biker and because of a recent bike crash, i am having to drink cheap shit 12 year old piss water until payday

please help :crybaby::crybaby::argh:

Finally! A worthy cause on KB! :D

Whatever next?

[wbks]

UMMM....32 weeks?...between boot camp (16 weeks) MOS school (6 months more or less depending) and any specialist stuff .. we do...

i was in Tuba Player school for the better part of 6 years :done:Yea but I'm talking just basic! Seriously though, I'm probably just biased, talking shit...