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Interceptor
1st October 2009, 22:19
A cat died and went to Heaven.

God met her at the gates and said,
'You have been a good cat all these years.
Anything you want is yours for the asking.'

The cat thought for a minute and then said,
'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors.
I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.'

God said, 'Say no more.'
Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident
and they all went to Heaven together.
God met the mice at the gates with the same offer
that He made to the cat

The mice said, 'Well, we have had to run all of our lives:
from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms!
If we could just have some little roller skates,
we would not have to run again.'

God answered, 'It is done.'
All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.

About a week later, God decided to check on the cat.
He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow.
God gently awakened the cat and asked,
'Is everything okay? How have you been doing?
Are you happy?'

The cat replied, 'Oh, it is WONDERFUL.
I have never been so happy in my life.
The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels
you have been sending over are delicious!'

allycatz
1st October 2009, 22:26
aww my 17 year old furbaby was put to sleep yeterday..I hope thats the treatment hes getting

McJim
1st October 2009, 22:30
aww my 17 year old furbaby was put to sleep yeterday..I hope thats the treatment hes getting

Be assured - cats are gods themselves. Dogs have owners, cats merely have staff.

allycatz
1st October 2009, 22:31
Be assured - cats are gods themselves. Dogs have owners, cats merely have staff.

he he I have that (Cats have staff etc) on my number plate

McJim
1st October 2009, 22:34
he he I have that (Cats have staff etc) on my number plate

I have two cats...I live it. :rofl:

Gareth51
1st October 2009, 22:44
aww my 17 year old furbaby was put to sleep yeterday..I hope thats the treatment hes getting

17yrs of loyal service. lol :weep:

98tls
1st October 2009, 22:45
I have a cat,ex SPCA,things fucking evil.Even pics of it come out funny.

marioc
2nd October 2009, 08:40
LOl wtf....I see what you mean

Marmoot
2nd October 2009, 09:25
The cat replied, 'Oh, it is WONDERFUL.
I have never been so happy in my life.
The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels
you have been sending over are delicious!'

Wait, what happens if you die in heaven?