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Maki
7th October 2009, 15:40
Just had a "bright" idea that I can not resist sharing.

This guy painted his R6 white on one side and red on the other. I reckon that if you pass some cops going slightly above the legal limit and they light up their lights you can just go around the next corner, turn around and ride ride past them going the other way and they will think it's a different bike. It's a totally different color so how can that be the same bike!?!
I know its a dumb idea, but that bike is pretty cool.

sunhuntin
7th October 2009, 15:42
thats not a bad idea!

Rodney007
7th October 2009, 15:43
hmmn, good idea, not for the cops part (probably wont work)
but for the simple fact that your not stuck with one color :-)

oldrider
7th October 2009, 15:49
Whoosh, there goes Rodney Stent, he raced on by and without a lie, instead of coming he went! :2thumbsup

Patrick
7th October 2009, 15:51
Needs a flip over number plate too - they kinda give it all away.... and the outfit/helmet.....

Different though. Bugger if you scratch right through the two colours...?

Edbear
7th October 2009, 15:54
Needs a flip over number plate too - they kinda give it all away.... and the outfit/helmet.....

Different though. Bugger if you scratch right through the two colours...?

Hey don't give away all your trade secrets... :whistle:

bogan
7th October 2009, 15:58
Im confused, you pass cops going the same way as you going above the limit? that sounds like not a good idea, surely you can just see them and slow down. And if they are coming the opposite way, they turn round to chase, and you turn round to "evade" they will see the same side and color bike anyways

scumdog
7th October 2009, 16:00
No good to me - if I praked it while visiting a pub and then returned from the other side I wouldn't recognize it and would think some low-life has half-inched me bike...:crazy:

jaymzw
7th October 2009, 16:01
Im confused, you pass cops going the same way as you going above the limit? that sounds like not a good idea, surely you can just see them and slow down. And if they are coming the opposite way, they turn round to chase, and you turn round to "evade" they will see the same side and color bike anyways

He's right isn't he?:argh:
I can't work it out

Maki
7th October 2009, 16:02
Im confused, you pass cops going the same way as you going above the limit? that sounds like not a good idea, surely you can just see them and slow down. And if they are coming the opposite way, they turn round to chase, and you turn round to "evade" they will see the same side and color bike anyways

You got a point there. Don't take this too literally. Evading the cops is illegal so it should never enter your mind to do that.

bogan
7th October 2009, 16:03
you could alway do it pimp my ride styles, cover you bike with lcd's, and have them show something different when you turn around, add a camera or two, and make it invisible when you park up :woohoo:

Maki
7th October 2009, 16:04
He's right isn't he?:argh:
I can't work it out

Yep, he is right. Someone always has to spoil the fun :crybaby:

mossy1200
7th October 2009, 16:22
Yep, he is right. Someone always has to spoil the fun :crybaby:
Look the more important thing is that if you see some hotties walking down the street you can turn around for a second perve without looking like a pervert unless they have crossed the road then your sprung.:scooter:

bogan
7th October 2009, 16:27
Look the more important thing is that if you see some hotties walking down the street you can turn around for a second perve without looking like a pervert unless they have crossed the road then your sprung.:scooter:

this mans a thinker, also essential is the tinted visor for when you are stopped at lights/intersection :2thumbsup

F5 Dave
8th October 2009, 10:29
Im confused, you pass cops going the same way as you going above the limit? that sounds like not a good idea, surely you can just see them and slow down. And if they are coming the opposite way, they turn round to chase, and you turn round to "evade" they will see the same side and color bike anyways

ok. . .what if you speed past them going the opposite way & they turn around to chase you

& then you turn around & speed past them the other way, completely incognito.

But he then can decide to go after you instead, but this decision will take him longer to turn around. So next time you turn around & speed past him even faster but butt naked.

and then you quickly get drunk & . . . stay with me this is where it gets complicated. . .

90s
8th October 2009, 14:04
Why bother with this complex paintjob idea? I simply wire my battery to my steel frame, and using Unified Field Theory bend light around my bike rendering it invisible a la the Philadelphia experiment.

Well something must explain why cages can never see me.

Maha
8th October 2009, 14:22
Im confused, you pass cops going the same way as you going above the limit? that sounds like not a good idea, surely you can just see them and slow down. And if they are coming the opposite way, they turn round to chase, and you turn round to "evade" they will see the same side and color bike anyways

I would agree with ya there and knowing a Yamaha rider, they would probably park it the wrong way round when they stop anyway...:girlfight:

Patrick
8th October 2009, 15:45
ok. . .what if you speed past them going the opposite way & they turn around to chase you

& then you turn around & speed past them the other way, completely incognito.

Ummm... as in the same as before, as in you will look exactly the same....???? :doh: lol :lol:

But he then can decide to go after you instead, but this decision will take him longer to turn around. So next time you turn around & speed past him even faster but butt naked.

and then you quickly get drunk & . . . stay with me this is where it gets complicated. . .

:beer::beer:

Or bourbon.....