Who's up for beer and a BBQ

[prettybillie]

Okay there is a catch!

I've just put an application to the tenancy tribunal to remove all the property my ex tenant has left at my house and I need help clearing it all out. There are so many things that will be great for bikers that will all be free to a home including:

A van
A car
Bucket loads of tools

And also heaps of stuff for home renovators including:

Wood
Tiles

And so so so much more.

I'll put a barbie and beers on for anyone who wants to help me bin all this stuff and you can take anything you like away with you.

At this stage I am looking at the weekend of the 7th of November.

[JimO]

i dont think you can give it away if its not yours

[prettybillie]

i dont think you can give it away if its not yours

I've been speaking to the tribunal and once I have the disposal order - which I'm going through the process of getting at the moment - I can do with it what I like. However if I sell anything and make money off it all of that money has to be paid to the tribunal.

I asked the lady at the tribunal so does this mean I can give it away or throw it out? And she said once I have that disposal order and I can do with it what I like.

[PirateJafa]

Am always looking for tools I don't already have - ya can count me in to give you a hand!

[ManDownUnder]

Jees - book me in for the car!!!!!!!!!

... oh and the helping hand of course... :)

[prettybillie]

The tribunal wants photos of everything that is there so once I take them tonight I'll post them up here.

[Stirts]

I've been speaking to the tribunal and once I have the disposal order - which I'm going through the process of getting at the moment.

Because I don't have a farken clue about this sort of thing, is it possible that you may get declined for a disposal order? and if so, will the BBQ and beer still be on :whistle:

What sort of tiles are we talking about? indoor or outdoor, cool or fugly?

EDIT: just seen your post, will wait patiently for photos.

[prettybillie]

Because I don't have a farken clue about this sort of thing, is it possible that you may get declined for a disposal order? and if so, will the BBQ and beer still be on :whistle:

What sort of tiles are we talking about? indoor or outdoor, cool or fugly?

Shouldn't be declined - I've got all my paperwork in line and he's had 10 weeks to move it all. But hey even if it is declined let's have beer and bbq at mine anyways!

They are really cool tiles....will post photos tonight or tomorrow.

[Stirts]

they are really cool tiles....will post photos tonight or tomorrow.

I dibs the tiles i dibs the tiles i dibs the tiles i dibs the tiles i dibs the tiles i dibs the tiles i dibs the tiles i dibs the tiles i dibs the tiles i dibs the tiles!!!!

[Sidewinder]

ill have a van if it runs lol:banana::banana:

[prettybillie]

ill have a van if it runs lol:banana::banana:

It's in pretty beat up condition, but I'm sure it goes.

At the end of the day like I said it will be a free for all - I just want it all out of my yard and it will be a major drama through tribunal if I sell any of it, but absolutely no drama if I give it all away!!!!

Will post photos tonight or tomorrow.

[Blackshear]

Whereabouts in Aucks are you?
I'd be keen for a couple spanners.

Oh, and to help a stranger :hugs:

[The Pastor]

im always keen to lend a hand!

[Sidewinder]

im always keen to lend a hand!

scott u sould do anything for a hand job tho

[The Pastor]

scott u sould do anything for a hand job tho
that an offer jerkamy?

[jetboy]

Whereabouts in Aucks are you?
I'd be keen for a couple spanners.

Oh, and to help a stranger :hugs:
+1 where in aucks are you?

I'd be keen

[prettybillie]

+1 where in aucks are you?

I'd be keen

I'm in Blockhouse Bay.....eeeerrr can't promise any hand jobs, um but you boys can try it on my girlfriends if ya want (good luck with that ha)

[Sidewinder]

I'm in Blockhouse Bay.....eeeerrr can't promise any hand jobs, um but you boys can try it on my girlfriends if ya want (good luck with that ha)

are they as hot as you tho?

[davereid]

I'm in Blockhouse Bay.....eeeerrr can't promise any hand jobs, um but you boys can try it on my girlfriends if ya want (good luck with that ha)

Shit, the world has changed..

there was a time when an invitation to a BBQ from a pretty girl was enough to fill the house !.

Now you have to give away cars vans and hand jobs... sheesh was I born 30 years to early or what !

[Blackshear]

Shit, the world has changed..

there was a time when an invitation to a BBQ from a pretty girl was enough to fill the house !.

Now you have to give away cars vans and hand jobs... sheesh was I born 30 years to early or what !

Don't worry man, this generation will say the same thing in 30 years.

[prettybillie]

Now you have to give away hand jobs... sheesh was I born 30 years to early or what !

Hey man - I'm not offering that. I think my pretty boy lover might have a slight issue with it ha:dodge:

[prettybillie]

are they as hot as you tho?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA geez man you've either not met me or you seriously need a set of glasses if you make a comment like that....:lol:

[Blackshear]

Hey man - I'm not offering that. I think my pretty boy lover might have a slight issue with it ha:dodge:

Can't help but retort :girlfight:

SHARING IS CARING

[Sidewinder]

Hey man - I'm not offering that. I think my pretty boy lover might have a slight issue with it ha:dodge:

pretty boy? sshhhh come on now everyone will think im ya lover now

[prettybillie]

Can't help but retort :girlfight:

SHARING IS CARING

Look do you want me to ask him if he'll give you one then? I can't make any promises but I can but try :lol::lol::lol::lol:

[prettybillie]

pretty boy? sshhhh come on now everyone will think im ya lover now

Shhhhh sidey! That was OUR secret :lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Sidewinder]

Look do you want me to ask him if he'll give you one then? I can't make any promises but I can but try :lol::lol::lol::lol:
does he use moisteriser on his hands tho? because thats a must

[Sidewinder]

Shhhhh sidey! That was OUR secret :lol::lol::lol::lol:

english its siddie, it looks better lol......
yea should see my new perm

[Dean]

The car : what model, condition, how many ks.

Screw the BBQ and beer I want to grab some stuff, im not joking can I walk in and take whatever I want? Actually might take some beers to on my way out.

[Sidewinder]

The car : what model, condition, how many ks.

Screw the BBQ and beer I want to grab some stuff, im not joking can I walk in and take whatever I want? Actually might take some beers to on my way out.

why do you think i never go to partys if i get told its byo:whistle::whistle::whistle:

[vifferman]

im always keen to lend a hand!
Is that like Eek The Cat's "It never hurtsth to help!" ? :confused:

[prettybillie]

The car : what model, condition, how many ks.

Screw the BBQ and beer I want to grab some stuff, im not joking can I walk in and take whatever I want? Actually might take some beers to on my way out.

The car is white with four doors and black wheels....oh and a steering wheel. But just to make it clear it is not the sexy white holden in my driveway cause that is my new bike towing baby!! Eeee only had it a couple of months and it is soooooo cool!

Yes you can come and take what you please!!! The more you take the better :2thumbsup

[Sidewinder]

The car is white with four doors and black wheels....oh and a steering wheel. But just to make it clear it is not the sexy white holden in my driveway cause that is my new bike towing baby!!

Yes you can come and take what you please!!! The more you take the better :2thumbsup

so um why didnt yah old flatmate take his crap?

[Dean]

The car is white with four doors and black wheels....oh and a steering wheel. But just to make it clear it is not the sexy white holden in my driveway cause that is my new bike towing baby!!

Yes you can come and take what you please!!! The more you take the better :2thumbsup

Fuck me this is to good to be true! If the cars got no keys just give me a screw driver or coat hanger, stanley knife, hammer.

What else is there thats worth $$?

[Sidewinder]

Fuck me this is to good to be true! If the cars got no keys just give me a screw driver or coat hanger, stanley knife, hammer.

What else is there thats worth $$?

are you a mario dean??? lol!
or just know all the tricks

[Fatt Max]

You giving away any pies?

[Dean]

are you a mario dean??? lol!
or just know all the tricks

My old man taught me a few tricks of the trade, I can break into a nissan cefiro in 30 seconds with the engine running. I only use it for good.

[prettybillie]

Fuck me this is to good to be true! If the cars got no keys just give me a screw driver or coat hanger, stanley knife, hammer.

What else is there thats worth $$?

I've got no keys to either than van or the car so and everything is given away as is where is.

I'm going to take some piccies tonight that I have to send through to the tribunal so I will post them on here too.

[Sidewinder]

My old man taught me a few tricks of the trade, I can break into a nissan cefiro in 30 seconds with the engine running. I only use it for good.

if you said making money was good would ya do it lol

[prettybillie]

You giving away any pies?

I could do ya a sausage wrapped in bread with some sauce? :2thumbsup

[prettybillie]

Don't forget - after all the pilaging I do need help dumping the rest of the stuff in a skip.....ya get nothing for nothing these days ha

[Sidewinder]

Don't forget - after all the pilaging I do need help dumping the rest of the stuff in a skip.....ya get nothing for nothing these days ha

dont think that will be a problem, can see dean picking up the bread crums as we speak

[prettybillie]

so um why didnt yah old flatmate take his crap?

He wasn't a flatmate - he rented the house off me until he stopped paying his rent and I kicked him out. I've got no idea why he hasn't taken anything - other than the fact that he's a bit of a weirdo. He's had 9 weeks now to move it all and just hasn't bothered.

[Sidewinder]

He wasn't a flatmate - he rented the house off me until he stopped paying his rent and I kicked him out. I've got no idea why he hasn't taken anything - other than the fact that he's a bit of a weirdo. He's had 9 weeks now to move it all and just hasn't bothered.

oh nice so get his shit out then rent it again eh. hes male you expect him not to be werid

[Dean]

if you said making money was good would ya do it lol

Nah I would end up in the pen for like 6 weeks, not worth it, but if anyone locks their keys in their cars I can be of assistance. Its all about using skills for the good, so that way karma comes around and gives me $$.

[Sidewinder]

Nah I would end up in the pen for like 6 weeks, not worth it, but if anyone locks their keys in their cars I can be of assistance. Its all about using skills for the good, so that way karma comes around and gives me $$.

true can you unlock the drivers door on my bike, think the keys are inside lol:calm:

[prettybillie]

oh nice so get his shit out then rent it again eh. hes male you expect him not to be werid

Nah living there now.....big ol' 1914 villa of 200 square meters and 4 bedrooms all to my lonesome ha

[Dean]

true can you unlock the drivers door on my bike, think the keys are inside lol:calm:

Bikes are too easy, what do you have a chain and vibration alarm? Easy peasy, but you dont get the recipe on a biking site!! Something you can learn if you meet me in private. Like I said I use my skills for the good never the bad.

[Sidewinder]

Nah living there now.....big ol' 1914 villa of 200 square meters and 4 bedrooms all to my lonesome ha
lonesome?? what about ya pretty bf??

[Sidewinder]

Bikes are too easy, what do you have a chain and vibration alarm? Easy peasy, but you dont get the recipe on a biking site!! Something you can learn if you meet me in private. Like I said I use my skills for the good never the bad.

yea people may start paying you to pinch shit now and you may not be able to say no to the kind of money they will offer you

[Indiana_Jones]

Okay there is a catch!

I've just put an application to the tenancy tribunal to remove all the property my ex tenant has left at my house and I need help clearing it all out. There are so many things that will be great for bikers that will all be free to a home including:

A van
A car
Bucket loads of tools

And also heaps of stuff for home renovators including:

Wood
Tiles

And so so so much more.

I'll put a barbie and beers on for anyone who wants to help me bin all this stuff and you can take anything you like away with you.

At this stage I am looking at the weekend of the 7th of November.

Can I get a hand job too? :)

-Indy

[Dean]

yea people may start paying you to pinch shit now and you may not be able to say no to the kind of money they will offer you

Nah man I would never take something for money, even if I were offered in the thousands to ratchet a car or bike hell no. Id take the money tape the conversation then call the cops on him, being the money as material to investigation.

[Sidewinder]

Nah man I would never take something for money, even if I were offered in the thousands to ratchet a car or bike hell no. Id take the money tape the conversation then call the cops on him, being the money as material to investigation.

far id just ask how much and when

[jono035]

Tools and some spare lumber eh? I'll be there with bells on. Just let me know when it is so I can show up a little early and beat that rat Jafa, he's got his eyes on the tools too...

[prettybillie]

lonesome?? what about ya pretty bf??

God I don't let him live with me - I struggle to clean up my own mess I ain't cleaning up his as well ha:nono:

[Number One]

I struggle to clean up my own mess I ain't cleaning up his as well ha:nono:
The trick is that they are supposed to clean up after themselves - why is that we should expect up front to have to do that for them anyway?!

Good luck getting rid of all the losers crap btw

[Cheshire Cat]

english its siddie, it looks better lol......
yea should see my new perm

been studying Siddie?? lol
awwww I wanna perm your hair

[prettybillie]

Here are the piccies of what has been left.

Apparently he is coming over on Saturday to clear it all up, but I've heard that from him about 5 times now so I'll believe it when I see it!

[R6_kid]

He'll be well pissed if you give those tiles away, they look like they'd be worth a few grand.

[Pussy]

He kept the place looking nice, didn't he?.... :whistle:

[Stirts]

He'll be well pissed if you give those tiles away, they look like they'd be worth a few grand.

Hush your mouth!!! They look all chipped and broken and un-useable

[sinfull]

Here are the piccies of what has been left.

Apparently he is coming over on Saturday to clear it all up, but I've heard that from him about 5 times now so I'll believe it when I see it!

Can see him turning up with a mate, load the tools and tiles into the van and drive away in the two vehicals, leaving ya with the hell mess and no perks lol

Actually, i'd load the tiles and tools into the van today and tow the two vehicals away and tell him you'll drop them off when he's finished cleaning up the rest of the mess !

[jono035]

Can see him turning up with a mate, load the tools and tiles into the van and drive away in the two vehicals, leaving ya with the hell mess and no perks lol

Actually, i'd load the tiles and tools into the van today and tow the two vehicals away and tell him you'll drop them off when he's finished cleaning up the rest of the mess !

I tell ya what, that's not a half bad idea. Probably illegal though *sigh*.

[oldguy]

Okay there is a catch!

I've just put an application to the tenancy tribunal to remove all the property my ex tenant has left at my house and I need help clearing it all out. There are so many things that will be great for bikers that will all be free to a home




At this stage I am looking at the weekend of the 7th of November.

He would have picked up all his stuff of any value by then,
but be keen to give you a handif I got nothing on around then, anything for a free feed, I don't drink alcohol.

[sinfull]

I tell ya what, that's not a half bad idea. Probably illegal though *sigh*.

So Sue me !!!!
Oh wait, i thought it was you who took them away, but its ok i think i might be able to track down where they ended up, i'll go do that while you clean the rest of your shit off my property aye ? Wish me luck !


He would have picked up all his stuff of any value by then,
but be keen to give you a handif I got nothing on around then, anything for a free feed, I don't drink alcohol.

On ya !!!!

[Swoop]

Fucken hell. That looks similar to photo's of Berlin at the end of WW2.

Nice tenant...:Pokey:

[jono035]

Yeah, whether there is free stuff to be had or not I'm sure most of the people here will still show up to help out.

[Indiana_Jones]

So just to be clear you'll be providing a skip for us to all throw this shit in and take what we want etc?

-Indy

[jono035]

So just to be clear you'll be providing a skip for us to all throw this shit in and take what we want etc?

-Indy

Nope, sorry. Dump is about 5kms... Back of the scrambler... Go.

Don't forget the wide/long load flags...

[Swoop]

So just to be clear you'll be providing a skip for us to all throw this shit in and take what we want etc?

-Indy
Get 2 jumbo bins...

[Indiana_Jones]

Nope, sorry. Dump is about 5kms... Back of the scrambler... Go.

Don't forget the wide/long load flags...

I'll help load your pussy waggon of a cage lol

-Indy

[insane1]

has he been over to clean it up yet if not the 7th nov sounds good for a clean up where bouts are you.

[prettybillie]

So just to be clear you'll be providing a skip for us to all throw this shit in and take what we want etc?

-Indy

Yup correctomondo

[prettybillie]

He came to pick the car up, but the van is still there!

[jono035]

I'll help load your pussy waggon of a cage lol

-Indy

Hey! I resemble that remark!

[prettybillie]

Well I have the disposal order from the courts in my hot little hands. It's all on.

I've found a company that will come and pick all the shit up for free and take it away so don't need to hire a skip now.

So - look at the pictures, see if there's anything you want and let me know when you want to come pick it up. The car has gone but the van is still there. So if you want a van and know how to start one with no keys come over and get it!!!!!

[Forest]

This reminds me of my mother when I was a child.

"Clean your room right now! Or I'm coming through with a clean-sack!"

Just like you, my mother wasn't joking.

[jono035]

Any tools left really?