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Swoop
8th October 2009, 11:20
A recent attempted burglary in the neighbourhood has brought the police out in the Banana Republic area.
I returned home to find a nice note (proforma, on company letterhead) saying that I had been visited by a constable who had vetted my security and assessed the risk of Schloss Swoop being burgled.
There was a list of items that were checked, including trees, alarms, overflowing letterbox, etc, etc.
All signed by the copper.

Info on the local neighbourhood watch group is included at the bottom of the page.

I thought this was an unusually good bit of policing work for the local Bobbies.

School holiday time sees an increase in burglary action, for some unknown reason...:ar15:

Keep up the good work.:niceone:

Mully
8th October 2009, 12:01
Credit to the Po-lice for this.

Some collegues were robbed on Friday and their neighbour got pics of the offenders and their car.

The Police raided the house where the car lives this week.

Swoop
8th October 2009, 12:10
Some collegues were robbed on Friday and their neighbour got pics of the offenders and their car.

The Police raided the house where the car lives this week.
Excellent stuff! Good on the neighbours for getting photo's.

Mully
8th October 2009, 12:17
Excellent stuff! Good on the neighbours for getting photo's.

Indeed. I have suggested that said neighbour should receive a present.

Of course, the cynic in me wonders if the neighbour reported them driving away at 61km/h and hence the prompt police action. :girlfight:

peasea
8th October 2009, 12:35
indeed. I have suggested that said neighbour should receive a present.

Of course, the cynic in me wonders if the neighbour reported them driving away at 61km/h and hence the prompt police action. :girlfight:

bingo!!!!!!

Patrick
8th October 2009, 16:12
Indeed. I have suggested that said neighbour should receive a present.

Of course, the cynic in me wonders if the neighbour reported them driving away at 61km/h and hence the prompt police action. :girlfight:

The cynic in Peasea :buggerd: thinks you're right too....

scumdog
8th October 2009, 16:16
Indeed. I have suggested that said neighbour should receive a present.

Of course, the cynic in me wonders if the neighbour reported them driving away at 61km/h and hence the prompt police action. :girlfight:

Was that detected by laser, radar or GPS??

Madness
8th October 2009, 16:55
Was that detected by laser, radar or GPS??

You're not suggesting that evidence was required, surely?

StoneY
8th October 2009, 16:59
Credit to the Po-lice for this.

Some collegues were robbed on Friday and their neighbour got pics of the offenders and their car.

The Police raided the house where the car lives this week.

And the car was stolen no doubt, LMAO some other victim of a theft got served the warrant?
(hehe as a what if option)

I saw good work from none other than the Hutt Area Commander the other morning....but there is already a thread about that

Usarka
8th October 2009, 17:01
Was that detected by laser, radar or GPS??

A pork bone! :killingme

NDORFN
8th October 2009, 17:03
Sounds like they might be listening.

McJim
8th October 2009, 17:22
I got burgled back in blighty once. I was at home at the time. No one has come looking for the burgler yet.........thank goodness....:2thumbsup

Patrick
8th October 2009, 19:55
Now there is a fair and just "sentence...":2thumbsup:2thumbsup

Usarka
9th October 2009, 07:18
I hate sideswipe in the herald with a passion but for some reason i read it this morning:


Chris Aukino found it amazing that his uncle, who lives two streets away and whose house was burgled on Sunday night, was told by police it would be three days before they could swing by. Yet yesterday, the police arrived on his doorstep to enforce a complaint from a neighbour an hour before about his little brother riding his pit bike (a small dirt bike) around his quiet cul-de-sac. What gives?

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sideswipe/news/article.cfm?c_id=702&objectid=10602072

Patrick
9th October 2009, 09:19
At a guess.. can't get around to the burglary complaints because they are running after dozy kids doing dumb shit on pit bikes, likely to hurt themselves or others?

Just a guess....:niceone:

scumdog
9th October 2009, 17:28
I hate sideswipe in the herald with a passion but for some reason i read it this morning:



http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sideswipe/news/article.cfm?c_id=702&objectid=10602072

Paint traffic cars black & white and we wouldn't get these sorts of complaints...

sAsLEX
9th October 2009, 17:36
At a guess.. can't get around to the burglary complaints because they are running after dozy kids doing dumb shit on pit bikes, likely to hurt themselves or others?

Just a guess....:niceone:

Maybe we should let parents look after their kids. That is their job. The prevention of crime could be suggested to be the cops?

cruza
9th October 2009, 18:06
I got burgled back in blighty once. I was at home at the time. No one has come looking for the burgler yet.........thank goodness....:2thumbsup

Did ya vegie garden do better afterwards?;)

Patrick
12th October 2009, 15:15
Maybe we should let parents look after their kids. That is their job.

Can't be serious, surely? :innocent:

It's someone elses job, innit?

ready4whatever
12th October 2009, 20:38
Maybe we should let parents look after their kids. That is their job.

Damn. now I have to tell the mrs to stay on the jab