New dating area for KB?

[Sidewinder]

should they have an area on kb for dating?? seems that alot of peoples on here are hooking up so why dont they have a place for the single people to get together!

[The Pastor]

90% of people on kb are men

[wbks]

should they have an area on kb for dating?? seems that alot of peoples on here are hooking up so why dont they have a place for the single people to get together!You playfully saying "you wouldn't even touch the sides" to every male board member doesn't mean we need a new forum area...:dodge:


90% of people on kb are men
And hence his interest is heightened...

[Blackshear]

90% of people on kb are men

I have a feeling you're trying to imply something.
And the implication I am sure, is redundant.

:whistle:

[Sidewinder]

90% of people on kb are men
yea you would know aye big boi!
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[The Pastor]

Bam, I bring the sexy!

[Genie]

Ha. This should make for some interesting reading. On-line dating KB style.
:buggerd:

[Sidewinder]

Ha. This should make for some interesting reading. On-line dating KB style.
:buggerd:
yea the only thing is everyone would read what ya saying, untill u take it to pm that is lol. because we all know we all come on the net to watch porn, so while we are here why not find someone to do it for you?

[nudemetalz]

A dating site for men?
errr.....:violin::mellow:

[Sidewinder]

A dating site for men?
errr.....:violin::mellow:

well if ya swing that way they could make an area for gays and lezzy aswel

[Thani-B]

Ha. This should make for some interesting reading. On-line dating KB style.
:buggerd:

Lol it would. Ads would be fairly similar though "Hi Im (name), and I love to ride" hahaha.

[Fatt Max]

Nothing wrong with liking a date or two....I mean, a desert island, three sailors, only one mattress.......

[Sidewinder]

Lol it would. Ads would be fairly similar though "Hi Im (name), and I love to ride" hahaha.

yea look how well it has worked for you thani lol. watch out for raj he might send you diddle pics:2thumbsup:2thumbsup:2thumbsup:2thumbsup:baby: :baby:

[Genie]

Ads like this :
Hi my name is Genie....and i like to be ridden? lol

[Sidewinder]

Nothing wrong with liking a date or two....I mean, a desert island, three sailors, only one mattress.......

mmm making me hungry
<img src=http://img.tradeindia.com/tradeleads/0/org_1666268.jpg>

[Sidewinder]

Ads like this :
Hi my name is Genie....and i like to be ridden? lol

now that would just get you in trouble here lol

[Sparky Bills]

and a little boy waits... :baby:

[Thani-B]

yea look how well it has worked for you thani lol. watch out for raj he might send you diddle pics:2thumbsup:2thumbsup:2thumbsup:2thumbsup:baby: :baby:

Lol well I wont deny that. It does work as a dating site. Had one bf so far that Ive met through KB. Not Raj haha

[Maha]

90% of people on kb are men

How you doin'.......:buggerd:

[Genie]

now that would just get you in trouble here lol

Trouble. oh yeah. apparently i am trouble.

Feeling quite safe in my anonymity sitting in my lounge hehe:whistle:

[Sidewinder]

Lol well I wont deny that. It does work as a dating site. Had one bf so far that Ive met through KB. Not Raj haha

and id say a ride or two aswell lol

[Sidewinder]

Trouble. oh yeah. apparently i am trouble.

Feeling quite safe in my anonymity sitting in my lounge hehe:whistle:

thats why ya get a laptop, can can go on kb in bed!!

[paddy]

This outghta be good....

[Maha]

This outghta be good....

I am so happy that polls dont mean a pinch of shit, if a dating forum was to be included, I would leave. Some of the thread topics of late have been the worst I have ever seen.

[Genie]

the votes are looking even at this stage.

[Sidewinder]

I am so happy that polls dont mean a pinch of shit, if a dating forum was to be included, I would leave. Some of the thread topics of late have been the worst I have ever seen.

but still ya like to join in on it all tho. come on ya love it

[Sidewinder]

the votes are looking even at this stage.

yea everyone will be scared that there missus will get snacthed up on here now lol:hug::hug::hug::hug:

[Maha]

but still ya like to join in on it all tho. come on ya love it

I dont mind this thread, the idea is way wanky though, it will never happen and I am safe on 1st base.

[Sidewinder]

I dont mind this thread, the idea is way wanky though, it will never happen and I am safe on 1st base.

not all of us have mom tho:(:(:(.
THISare you taking the piss from my threads???:dodge::dodge::dodge:

[Thani-B]

and id say a ride or two aswell lol

Yeah I go on the SATNR most thursdays :P. Shush you lol

[paddy]

I am so happy that polls dont mean a pinch of shit, if a dating forum was to be included, I would leave. Some of the thread topics of late have been the worst I have ever seen.

But just think of the entertainment value. There would be so many quotable quotes.

[Maha]

But just think of the entertainment value. There would be so many quotable quotes.

Entertainment?....someone pass me the tin-foil.......:weep:

[Dean]

wtf? 90% of men on KB, if there were a dating area on this site there would be ahem trolls, fake accounts, no shows, spam, basically it would attract people onto this site who have no interest in motorcycles.

[oldrider]

This is what rant and rave is all about and it's personal choice to read the thread not compulsory!

If people can use the thread to get together because of their mutual interest in bikes and beyond, great!

I don't need a partner, got a beauty but I do know folks who haven't and would like to find someone with similar interests.

Worth a try and if it just goes to shit, can it! :niceone: (BTW, did not vote on poll)

[Skunk]

should they have an area on kb for dating?? seems that alot of peoples on here are hooking up so why dont they have a place for the single people to get together!
You're already banging the headboards with one. What do you need a dating area for?

[CookMySock]

Everyone here is always dating, except for those who say they're not, and they are only termporarily not dating, until they are again, just to be polite, except for those who aren't, but they are deluded, lol.

Steve

[avgas]

Where is the :

"Hold up, women ride motorbikes????"

option?

[Trudes]

Oh fucken pics or it didn't happen!!

[EJK]

Sex threads and now this? Why don't we just make KB into a porn site, where we make our own porn?

[Sidewinder]

Yeah I go on the SATNR most thursdays :P. Shush you lol

oh is that a pick up point aswel?

[Sidewinder]

You're already banging the headboards with one. What do you need a dating area for?

its called sharing the love

[Sidewinder]

Sex threads and now this? Why don't we just make KB into a porn site, where we make our own porn?

you have no idea how cool that would be

[Skunk]

you have no idea how cool that would be
With ice even!

[Maha]

Oh fucken pics or it didn't happen!!

Heres three contenders, any takers??

[Slyer]

How about just some extra dating profile options like
Single Y/N
Honda Rider Y/N
Likes it up the shitter Y/N
Would fuck Dangerous Bastard Y/N

I think you'd get the idea of what kind of person they are fairly quickly.

[Sidewinder]

With ice even!

its not that cold here yet

[jrandom]

If you think that having a 'dating area' is going to help you pick up chicks on KB, you're not going to pick up chicks on KB.

Getting pussy is all about social networking. You can't just set up a pussy-getting forum and expect something useful to happen on it. Mostly because no female in her right mind will ever look at it.

:doobey:

[Trudes]

We'd look..... then piss ourselves laughing and log out.

[Sidewinder]

If you think that having a 'dating area' is going to help you pick up chicks on KB, you're not going to pick up chicks on KB.

Getting pussy is all about social networking. You can't just set up a pussy-getting forum and expect something useful to happen on it. Mostly because no female in her right mind will ever look at it.

:doobey:
owell your loss man.
i think it will work. and um why are there woman on nz dating then? would be the same as this wouldnt it

[jrandom]

owell your loss man.
i think it will work. and um why are there woman on nz dating then? would be the same as this wouldnt it

I said 'no female in her right mind'.

Have you ever met any of the females who use NZD?

[Sidewinder]

I said 'no female in her right mind'.

Have you ever met any of the females who use NZD?

do you think im that brave to meet them??

[jrandom]

do you think im that brave to meet them??

Quod erat motherfucking demonstrandum.

[Thani-B]

oh is that a pick up point aswel?

Yeah, cos all the SATNR guys are ideal prospects for a 20yo chick lol.

[Sidewinder]

Yeah, cos all the SATNR guys are ideal prospects for a 20yo chick lol.
oh are they all nice older men that know what there doing with there tool?

[White trash]

Don't need a dating area.

Find a chick you fancy the look of. Sell her a bike. Stalk her until she relents and lets you have some fun. Get her pregnant a couple of times, done deal.

[Thani-B]

oh are they all nice older men that know what there doing with there tool?

Mostly married too.

[Sidewinder]

Don't need a dating area.

Find a chick you fancy the look of. Sell her a bike. Stalk her until she relents and lets you have some fun. Get her pregnant a couple of times, done deal.

now i know why ya not single now lol. didnt know that you use to sell bikes tho

[Sidewinder]

Mostly married too.

true so ya get the old 3sum thingie going on there

[Thani-B]

true so ya get the old 3sum thingie going on there

I prefer people born within 5 years of me lol.

[Sidewinder]

I prefer people born within 5 years of me lol.

oh true. well i guess that leaves us out then aswell. what a bummer lol.
quick back to the time machine

[Thani-B]

oh true. well i guess that leaves us out then aswell. what a bummer lol.
quick back to the time machine

What are you on about lol you're only a year older than me :P.

And I said prefer, doesnt mean I wouldnt haha.

[Sidewinder]

What are you on about lol you're only a year older than me :P.

And I said prefer, doesnt mean I wouldnt haha.

ok then i know this guy in his late 30s early 40s that would give ya a good length

[Ms Piggy]

Have you ever met any of the females who use NZD?Ummmmm, I did and it worked for moi.

[Sidewinder]

Ummmmm, I did and it worked for moi.

not for me, ive still got my hand, pillow and teddy bear.:whistle::whistle:

[Ms Piggy]

Don't need a dating area.

Find a chick you fancy the look of. Sell her a bike. Stalk her until she relents and lets you have some fun. Get her pregnant a couple of times, done deal.
And this worked for him.

[Ms Piggy]

not for me, ive still got my hand, pillow and teddy bear.:whistle::whistle:
You wear a teddy? Is that like a man thong with lace?

[Sidewinder]

You wear a teddy? Is that like a man thong with lace?
nah nah not one of them lol, like a toy teddy :baby::baby::baby::Playnice:

[Str8 Jacket]

This whole site is one big fucken orgy!!

[Sidewinder]

This whole site is one big fucken orgy!!
amen to that:buggerd::buggerd::buggerd::buggerd:

[Ms Piggy]

This whole site is one big fucken orgy!!

Indeed! Some behaviours don't need any encouraging eh!

[Thani-B]

ok then i know this guy in his late 30s early 40s that would give ya a good length

Nah Im fine lol.


nah nah not one of them lol, like a toy teddy :baby::baby::baby::Playnice:

You have a teddy bear? Thats sooo cute! Haha do you sleep cuddling it?

[Str8 Jacket]

:buggerd::buggerd::buggerd::buggerd:

Giggidy, giggidy!

ps, remember, 'older' women rock...

[Sidewinder]

Nah Im fine lol.



You have a teddy bear? Thats sooo cute! Haha do you sleep cuddling it?

yea and what oi! hes the best he even has a name lol. its ok to be jelous tho

[Sidewinder]

Giggidy, giggidy!

ps, remember, 'older' women rock...
haha i bet they do lol. but how would you know have you been there with an older woman lol:Playnice:

[Thani-B]

yea and what oi! hes the best he even has a name lol. its ok to be jelous tho

Yeah, I'm jealous of your teddy bear.

[gatch]

Sex threads and now this? Why don't we just make KB into a porn site, where we make our own porn?

I'm glad somebody else said it before me..

Seriously though..

[Sidewinder]

Yeah, I'm jealous of your teddy bear.

yea he gets in on all the action the dirty lill koont

[Thani-B]

yea he gets in on all the action the dirty lill koont

Aww now Im really jealous. Can I switch places with him? Haha

[Sidewinder]

Aww now Im really jealous. Can I switch places with him? Haha

you will have to ask his mum about that, its not up to me

[Indiana_Jones]

Ladies, take me now!

-Indy

[Thani-B]

you will have to ask his mum about that, its not up to me

Maybe you'd better ask her for me :P

[gatch]

Lads, take me, ow!

-Indy

Fixed..

10 mother fuckin char.

[Sidewinder]

Maybe you'd better ask her for me :P

i think id get a slap around the ears for even asking:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[SixPackBack]

Pffft who neds dating?.........Seek out KB's very own 'porridge club' for true love and bulk jiggy jiggy............Fluid swapping for all, on a scale previously unimaginable!:buggerd:

[Thani-B]

i think id get a slap around the ears for even asking:lol::lol::lol::lol:

But if I pay its working? Haha :P

[Sidewinder]

But if I pay its working? Haha :P

depends how much ya paying

[Genie]

oh how nice to come back and see this amusing thread is continue in such a fluid way. hehehe....you're all mad. Fantastic and bloody well done:2thumbsup

[Firefight]

now i know why ya not single now lol. didnt know that you use to sell bikes tho



mostly shit suzukissssssssss:sick::sick::sick:



F/F

[R1madness]

A strange but oddly good idea thinks i. So what if its mostly guys on here we all know women (sisters, mothers, wives best friends etc) that are single and like to go on bikes but dont have anyone to go with, surely. And if you know a single guy that you can introduce them to its all good. They might even enjoy it and if its your wifes best friend there might even be bonuses for ya....

[Sidewinder]

mostly shit suzukissssssssss:sick::sick::sick:



F/F
your just jelous because your mummy and daddy wouldnt buy you a nice gixxa:buggerd::buggerd::buggerd::buggerd::buggerd:

[StoneY]

And if you know a single guy that you can introduce them to its all good. They might even enjoy it and if its your ifes best friend there might even be bonuses for ya....

Maate who said all the action had to be limited to singles????
:dodge:

[Sidewinder]

Maate who said all the action had to be limited to singles????
:dodge:

yea bring on the swingers:2thumbsup:2thumbsup

[R1madness]

lol yep fair call but its your neck man.....

[Sidewinder]

lol yep fair call but its your neck man.....

but his missus might want to join in aswell:hug::hug::hug::hug:

[R1madness]

then he is a lucky lucky man and he should tell everyone that his lady is an evil ugly hag that overpowers and emasculates him (no offence ment mate honestly ok) just to keep the rest of us away from her.... lol

[Sidewinder]

then he is a lucky lucky man and he should tell everyone that his lady is an evil ugly hag that overpowers and emasculates him (no offence ment mate honestly ok) just to keep the rest of us away from her.... lol

she might be hot tho, how could you turn that down??

[R1madness]

thats why he needs to tell everyone she is..... see last post...

[ukusa]

90% of people on kb are men

www.gaybikers.co.uk

not my cuppa

[wbks]

not my cuppaAnd yet you know of this "gaybikers" website...

[Sidewinder]

www.gaybikers.co.uk

not my cuppa

haha thats the same aswell kb but they just use the word gay when this site uses kiwi which realy means gay

[StoneY]

haha thats the same aswell kb but they just use the word gay when this site uses kiwi which realy means gay

I thought it meant fat ugly obnoxious emasculators with strapons?
:banana::banana::banana:

[ukusa]

And yet you know of this "gaybikers" website...

LOL...was looking for a Honda website

[wbks]

LOL...was looking for a Honda websiteHaha good return...

[Sidewinder]

I thought it meant fat ugly obnoxious emasculators with strapons?
:banana::banana::banana:

i dont know what the rest means but i know a few strapon storeys from kb members on here lol

[Sidewinder]

LOL...was looking for a Honda website

oh ya still a homo if you were looking up honda shit mate!:spanking::spanking::spanking::spanking:

[StoneY]

oh ya still a homo if you were looking up honda shit mate!:spanking::spanking::spanking::spanking:

:Oi::Offtopic:

Back to this swingers thing :lol:

:grouphug:

[Indiana_Jones]

RM is a nice single lad.....

-Indy

[Foxzee]

yea he gets in on all the action the dirty lill koont

I'm feeling really sorry for the bear......does he know what he got himself in the middle of.............lol:dodge:

[SARGE]

FUCK ME THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE READ ON KB!!


not only are more than half the posters on my iggy list .. the first time a prospective date reads most of your drivel, she'd fuck off faster than speed dating in the epileptic ward at a comic book convention

[Indiana_Jones]

FUCK ME THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE READ ON KB!!


not only are more than half the posters on my iggy list .. the first time a prospective date reads most of your drivel, she'd fuck off faster than speed dating in the epileptic ward at a comic book convention

Don't be like that baby....

-Indy

[SARGE]

Don't be like that baby....

-Indy

shut your fucking cake-hole and go make me a sandwich bitch

[ManDownUnder]

Jesus Sidewinder.... yet again you're so far behind the ball it's not funny.

You think KB isn't already a fucken great dating site?

[Indiana_Jones]

shut your fucking cake-hole and go make me a sandwich bitch

You're not gonna hurt my babies anymore SARGE!

-Indy

[Sidewinder]

shut your fucking cake-hole and go make me a sandwich bitch
atleast ya being ya self on here, some chicky babe might like that

[SARGE]

atleast ya being ya self on here, some chicky babe might like that

dont care ..married .. happy .. successful...2 bikes ..nice house .. swimming pool... fridge fulla budweiser and liquor cabinet full of fine whiskey


why would i want to fuck that up?

[Sidewinder]

dont care ..married .. happy .. successful...2 bikes ..nice house .. swimming pool... fridge fulla budweiser and liquor cabinet full of fine whiskey


why would i want to fuck that up?
beccause ya may get better, but better does not always last that long

[SARGE]

beccause ya may get better, but better does not always last that long

ummm... whut?.. :doobey:


cmon bro ... puff puff pass.. that hamiltron weed must be pretty far out .. unless like MOST residents down there, you get baked on lawn clippings


you're single huh ?...

[Sidewinder]

ummm... whut?.. :doobey:


cmon bro ... puff puff pass.. that hamiltron weed must be pretty far out .. unless like MOST residents down there, you get baked on lawn clippings


you're single huh ?...
yea or maybe im not and im just looking for something to do on here:Playnice::Playnice:

[SARGE]

yea or maybe im not and im just looking for something to do on here:Playnice::Playnice:




cmon ladies .. real catch here ... get in line .. :tugger:

[Sidewinder]

cmon ladies .. real catch here ... get in line .. :tugger:

maybe the problem is there is a line and im trying to set up kb dating to get rid of some.........:banana::banana::banana::banana:

[SARGE]

wow.. can someone please pass me the universal translator?

[Sidewinder]

wow.. can someone please pass me the universal translator?

or put ya glasses on

[Indiana_Jones]

Would you two ladies cut it out.

I'm trying to get laid.

-Indy

[Sidewinder]

Would you two ladies cut it out.

I'm trying to get laid.

-Indy

it helps if ya keep ya hands off the keyboard and on ya sharft, unless u meant laid with another person:banana::banana::banana:

[Thani-B]

maybe the problem is there is a line and im trying to set up kb dating to get rid of some.........:banana::banana::banana::banana:

Aww sick of me already? :P

[Sidewinder]

Aww sick of me already? :P

why are you after me now aswell, oh shit and i thought i was meant to be gay ffs

[Thani-B]

why are you after me now aswell, oh shit and i thought i was meant to be gay ffs

See sig... haha. And gay is ok, I can bring a friend.

[Maha]

wow.. can someone please pass me the universal translator?

Let me give it a go SARGE.....

'Thank god not many know what I look like, that way, My deluded plan could evolve into watching any poor suspecting female almost die from delirious laughter'.

[SARGE]

Let me give it a go SARGE.....

'Thank god not many know what I look like, that way, My deluded plan could evolve into watching any poor suspecting female almost die from delirious laughter'.

thanks bro .. i lost the SD card with the Douchebag- English files on it

[Laxi]

i thought i was meant to be gay ffs

and here's me thinking it was just the rest of us that thought that:whistle:

[Gareth51]

Wow, a forum to find out who's riding what and who's not paying

[oldrider]

It would be easier to start a "group" for interested parties! :yes:

I am going to vote no now! This thread has no hope of succeeding! :oi-grr:

[boomer]

Who wants a shag?

[Indiana_Jones]

<img src="http://cherryhoney.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/emotion98_1.jpg">

-Indy

[R1madness]

Who wants a shag?

bloody hell mate thought you would have stopped askin that by now lol :beer:

[Cheshire Cat]

If you think that having a 'dating area' is going to help you pick up chicks on KB, you're not going to pick up chicks on KB.

Getting pussy is all about social networking. You can't just set up a pussy-getting forum and expect something useful to happen on it. Mostly because no female in her right mind will ever look at it.

:doobey:

You are so horrible!


We'd look..... then piss ourselves laughing and log out.
Yes, so true. You see people do it on a lot of threads and :lol:

[rosie631]

There's one or two on here who use it as a dating site. Might as well give them their own area and get it off the main threads.

[gatch]

I'd say I'm looking for action, but I charge too much for you peasants :D

BWaaaahahahahahah

[Conquiztador]

Nah.

Start a Social Group for Daters. Could call it: "Two Strokers"... Or maybe not. That would be more suitable for the ones who suffer from cummin early.

But what about: "Regular Service Required", or perhaps "Riding Solo No More". Or even: "Testride Available".

[SixPackBack]

Who wants a shag?

I attempted to impress the married couple..<<Logan and Natalie>>...showed up at the front door I did, ready for the morning commute in my freshest set of jockeys, bristling I was, spiny and keen...........'Tis a week later, Natalie's twitch is subduing, and Logan's lipstick still looks fetching.......

{{{A partially true story brought to you by the words SEXY and BITCH}}}

[portokiwi]

:niceone: I think its a good idea for single guys and girls or even :buggerd::lol: the same sex. Its a good way to meet each other:niceone:

[SixPackBack]

:niceone: I think its a good idea for single guys and girls or even :buggerd::lol: the same sex. Its a good way to meet each other:niceone:

...........Ex Army boys....yer canna trust 'em!

[portokiwi]

:devil2: You can trust us.:devil2::rolleyes:

[oldrider]

Nah.

Start a Social Group for Daters. Could call it: "Two Strokers"... Or maybe not. That would be more suitable for the ones who suffer from cummin early.

But what about: "Regular Service Required", or perhaps "Riding Solo No More". Or even: "Testride Available".

Two strokes! Can you really last that long? :first:

Where have I been all my life! :slap:

[Sidewinder]

...........Ex Army boys....yer canna trust 'em!

yea everyone trusts me:Pokey::banana::banana:

[Thani-B]

Can organise singles rides and everything lol

[Sidewinder]

Can organise singles rides and everything lol

single party with heaps off beds in the room:rolleyes::rolleyes: