YellowDog
9th October 2009, 20:49
Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up & sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown".
The white man faints & falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down & brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says: "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says: "I saw your curious look & figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me ..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch dick, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, Turn around!"
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown".
The white man faints & falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down & brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says: "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says: "I saw your curious look & figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me ..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch dick, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, Turn around!"