Bikes aren't welcome in Sparta?

[Reido]

Say some foreign fuck head comes along and full on sparta kicks your shiny bike over..
what do you do?

discuss......

[PrincessBandit]

Ok, who did it to you. I mean, your bike?

[wickle]

same thing as I would if they kicked my dog!

[dino3310]

kick him as hard as you can in the nuts,then make the bitch pay. But then again i wouldnt no how i would react as it hasnt happened to me,.:blank:

[98tls]

Define bike?define foreigner?.

[Reido]

Define bike?define foreigner?.

07 R6
Russian or something with similar accent

[Owl]

I sure as hell wouldn't be happy, but then what did you do to him?:msn-wink:

[98tls]

07 R6
Russian or something with similar accent Uh huh,so would your reaction to such a thing be any different if it were a say 88 GSXR750 kicked over by an obviously kiwi bloke from Auckland?

[jaymzw]

Wait, before all the Bullshit starts. Did this actually happen???

Because if it didnt, then Grand Theft Auto IV taught me you shouldnt mess with Eastern Europeans....theyll kick your ass

[98tls]

Owned a couple of shiny foreigners myself years back,red they were,pieces of shite the pair of em and many times felt like knocking them over myself.

[Fatt Max]

Pin the bastard down, hold his nose so his gob opens, then force feed him my pants, clinkers and everything....

[Elysium]

Well clearly the Spartans not like Persian Kawasaki/Suzuki

[Reido]

Uh huh,so would your reaction to such a thing be any different if it were a say 88 GSXR750 kicked over by an obviously kiwi bloke from Auckland?

nope would still be shocked as fuck and wish the fucker dead

[98tls]

nope would still be shocked as fuck and wish the fucker dead WTF,bit harsh,its only a Suzuki ffs.

[Reido]

WTF,bit harsh,its only a Suzuki ffs.

thanks for the amusement :niceone:

[Katman]

Say some foreign fuck head comes along and full on sparta kicks your shiny bike over..
what do you do?



Smack the fucker one = full credit.

Cry about it on KB = epic fail.

[Reido]

Smack the fucker one = full credit.

Cry about it on KB = epic fail.

love you too katman.

[naphazoline]

07 R6
Russian or something with similar accent

Kick his arse!:bash:

No pain,No gain.

Doesn't matter what year,or model.
If he's done it for no reason,with no provocation,he must pay.
1st with pain,then with cash.:2guns:

[mossy1200]

I assume since the thread reads like this

Bikes arent welcome in sparta?


Say some foreign fuck head comes along and full on sparta kicks your shiny bike over..
what do you do?

discuss......

Instead of
Does someone know of a good defence lawer?
You did nothing or this is a WHAT IF thread.

[Reido]

I assume since the thread reads like this

Bikes arent welcome in sparta?



Instead of
Does someone know of a good defence lawer?
You did nothing or this is a WHAT IF thread.

or im curious as to what others would do in the situation so i can compare to what I did?
hypothetically of course...

[98tls]

or im curious as to what others would do in the situation so i can compare to what I did?
hypothetically of course... Lets begin then with you,aside from an interweb thread on the matter you did what?Apples to oranges etc.

[EJK]

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[Dafe]

or im curious as to what others would do in the situation so i can compare to what I did?
hypothetically of course...

Are there any witnesses? I would report the vandelism to the cops. It would really suck for him if he hasn't got a police record, then suddenly has because of you.

[mossy1200]

or im curious as to what others would do in the situation so i can compare to what I did?
hypothetically of course...
Johny Rebb surgery to Commy leg leaves him with double jointed knee for life.
Serious injury speeks a thousand words.Marriage has left me hard and twisted.

[Mom]

Well you know something? I get Sparta, I get someone who speaks English as a second language is involved, but if you really want to know what people think, you should spell out what happened in "old fogie speak" :yes:

[Reido]

Well you know something? I get Sparta, I get someone who speaks English as a second language is involved, but if you really want to know what people think, you should spell out what happened in "old fogie speak" :yes:

The guy objected to my riding around in an empty(ish) carpark. Just doing low speed stuff getting used to the bike. Only about 5 mins or so.

so i stop, park beside my dads car. take helmet off, see guy walking towards me, semi smiling.. looks like he wants to have a chat..
"that you making that noise"
me "Yeah, sorry"
*sparta kicks bike over, and fucks off back to his caravan*
Me :blink: :shit: wtf? kinda froze up for a couple seconds...

Dont think i'll trust anyone walking towards my bikes ever again

[Mom]

*sparta kicks bike over, and fucks off back to his caravan*

Thank you. Rego # of caravan (campervan?)

At very least a complaint to plod, that comes under the "being a wanker" section of the law I am sure. Any damage to your pride and joy?

[McJim]

The guy objected to my riding around in an empty(ish) carpark. Just doing low speed stuff getting used to the bike. Only about 5 mins or so.

so i stop, park beside my dads car. take helmet off, see guy walking towards me, semi smiling.. looks like he wants to have a chat..
"that you making that noise"
me "Yeah, sorry"
*sparta kicks bike over, and fucks off back to his caravan*
Me :blink: :shit: wtf? kinda froze up for a couple seconds...

Dont think i'll trust anyone walking towards my bikes ever again

Have number plate will sue. Tell the cops. If he's on holiday he'll be stuck here pending his case and then will STILL have to stump up all the late air fares to get back to Muther Russia.

[Katman]

Refer post #16.

[Reido]

Thank you. Rego # of caravan (campervan?)

At very least a complaint to plod, that comes under the "being a wanker" section of the law I am sure. Any damage to your pride and joy?

He stayed around for about 10 mins, then buggered off. police turned up about 10 mins after that.
Gave the police details (rego etc), and witness details. They said should get a few quotes on repairs.
But that doesnt help the fact my new shiny bike un dropped (till now) bike is now scratched up.

will see how things pan out.

Oh and I don't see why so many KBers complain about the police, I've only met good ones so far.

[mossy1200]

Your joking me.Getting into his caravan isnt getting away.If your not confident to take him out torch his caravan with him in it.

[Ms Piggy]

Say some foreign fuck head comes along and full on sparta kicks your shiny bike over..
what do you do?

discuss......

Call the Police.

Sorry, a little :Offtopic: but would everyone who is saying something along the lines of punching/hurting/injuring the guy actually do that or is that just what you'd all like to do?

[Reido]

My favourite idea was to get a digger or something and push his caravan over.
with him in it preferably :devil2:

[dino3310]

come on we want the make, model, license number, ya never know one of us might come accross him in his travels. Pay backs a bitch:spanking::headbang:

[Blackshear]

I guess it depends on the situation.
If I'm incredibly fucked off about it - Air out of tyres and a stone or two at all glass panels from afar.

If I'm level headed about it - call the plod and give them as much info as you can, pray that justice still lurks this wretched planet.

[Mom]

He stayed around for about 10 mins, then buggered off. police turned up about 10 mins after that.
Gave the police details (rego etc), and witness details. They said should get a few quotes on repairs.
But that doesnt help the fact my new shiny bike un dropped (till now) bike is now scratched up.

will see how things pan out.

Oh and I don't see why so many KBers complain about the police, I've only met good ones so far.

That really, really sucks! At least he only took exception to your bike sweets, imagine that sort of anger against you :pinch:

I am so sorry you met the complete arsehole!

May the fleas of 1000 camels invade his armpits :yes:

[mossy1200]

So this was a rental camper and he was tourist.
Maybe they will deport him .
Which area.Your profile doesnt say.
Details

[Katman]

Sorry, a little :Offtopic: but would everyone who is saying something along the lines of punching/hurting/injuring the guy actually do that or is that just what you'd all like to do?

We're not all Ms Piggys.

[mossy1200]

We're not all Ms Piggys.

+1 I would have been in frenzy rage and started big hurt on him.

[Mom]

Maybe they will deport him .


*snigger* Deport him for what exactly?

Shitty thing to happen for sure, but you know something, sometimes shit actually does happens, and you have to eat it :yes:


Korma is a bitch, have no doubt about that.

[dino3310]

i'ld ring the rental company and complain about him aswell, dont know if it would do much but i'd stir as much shit against him as i could

[Ms Piggy]

We're not all Ms Piggys.

I dunno, Miss Piggy can swing a pretty mean clutch purse! I was just curious is all, cos I know what I'd like to do and what I would do are quite different. Plus now I know who never to pissed off...

Anyway - hope the Police find the dick head that did it! I know how I've felt finding my bike deliberately damaged - a mixture of rage and disbelief.

[mossy1200]

*snigger* Deport him for what exactly?


wilful damage is an offence.

[Ms Piggy]

That really, really sucks! At least he only took exception to your bike sweets, imagine that sort of anger against you :pinch:

I am so sorry you met the complete arsehole!

May the fleas of 1000 camels invade his armpits :yes:

Amen to that!

[ynot slow]

There is a couple of answers really,what would you like to do?,and what would you do?

I'd probably want to do some damage to his campervan(assuming it's a rental)so he loses his bond,i.e small glass breakage,coin the door,all stuff he has to pay,because when you do it to his van you are not spotted.

[Thaeos]

Well what you would feel like doing is smacking him up or some such natural response. But a more realistic/smart thing would be just to call the cops..

[naphazoline]

......... would everyone who is saying something along the lines of punching/hurting/injuring the guy actually do that or is that just what you'd all like to do?


.........what do you do?......

Not everyone grew up in a PC world.

[spacemonkey]

wilful damage is an offence.

True, but however the chances of the police actually doing anything past filling out a form I'd put at about 1%.

[mossy1200]

True, but however the chances of the police actually doing anything past filling out a form I'd put at about 1%.

yes but a report is something that you can take to insurance who will lodge claim onto rental company perhaps.repair bill may come off tourists visa.Hurt in the pocket.

[pzkpfw]

Korma is a bitch, have no doubt about that.

Ah, the very-hot curry revenge technique.

----

Geez this thread is like pulling teeth.

The OP was practicing in a public car park?
Dad's car was nearby - where was Dad?
The caravan (campervan?) guy had been sleeping there? Or what?
What's the rego?

[Forest]

How on earth does a caravan outrun a motorbike? :scratch:

[gatch]

Mother fucker kicks over your previously un-dropped bike, and then WALKS away on functioning legs ?

I must have missed the bit where you laid the big hurt on the cunt ?

[NewRob]

:spanking:Pick the bike up and wheelie the bike on him,:devil2: show him the bikers way to kick his ass.:msn-wink:

[Laava]

So you're insured, yes? And you called the cops. Reading between the lines a bit, obviously you sized up the situation and decided that getting aggro back was not the wisest thing to do. You did the right thing. Get your bike fixed up and your insurance company chases the dude up while you are off riding!

[Dean]

No guys violence is not the answer, beating the man up is not going to fix the bike. You should of talked to him and asked why he kicked the bike over, you can resolve the situation by communication. If you were to be violent and brutally injure the man how does that make you any better of a man?

[MSTRS]

The BDOTGNZA are gasping just now...

[wbks]

Wait, before all the Bullshit starts. Did this actually happen???

Because if it didnt, then Grand Theft Auto IV taught me you shouldnt mess with Eastern Europeans....theyll kick your assbuncha pooftas too busy rapin shit and ethnic clensin and shit to be badass


Smack the fucker one = full credit.

Cry about it on KB = epic fail.epic truth




The guy objected to my riding around in an empty(ish) carpark. Just doing low speed stuff getting used to the bike. Only about 5 mins or so.

so i stop, park beside my dads car. take helmet off, see guy walking towards me, semi smiling.. looks like he wants to have a chat..
"that you making that noise"
me "Yeah, sorry"
*sparta kicks bike over, and fucks off back to his caravan*
Me :blink: :shit: wtf? kinda froze up for a couple seconds...

Dont think i'll trust anyone walking towards my bikes ever againOh my fucking god... Kick the shit out of the dirty red ruskie bastard! Who the fuck does he think he is comin over to a first world country and fuckin shit up... Seriously though that deserves nothing less than full on burning his van out. But now you just left it and went home to teh interwebz? Weak, man!

[wbks]

No guys violence is not the answer, beating the man up is not going to fix the bike. You should of talked to him and asked why he kicked the bike over, you can resolve the situation by communication. If you were to be violent and brutally injure the man how does that make you any better of a man?Hangon wtf... You were the guy who was recently offering every man and his dog "a PM" when they got cutoff or waved at in the wrong way!:nono:

[Reido]

But now you just left it and went home to teh interwebz? Weak, man!

Cops will hopefully do their jobs.
But there is a contingency plan.

no i couldnt do anything. I didnt even see him walk off, was staring in disbelief at my bike on the ground + then trying to pick it up, to do anything else.

I find It takes me awhile to react to situations like that. Generally my re action time is quite quick (whist riding, and drop a ruler and grab it (anyone do this at school?) etc)
just a mental freeze up

[wbks]

Cops will hopefully do their jobs.
But there is a contingency plan.

no i couldnt do anything. I didnt even see him walk off, was staring in disbelief at my bike on the ground + then trying to pick it up, to do anything else.

I find It takes me awhile to react to situations like that. Generally my re action time is quite quick (whist riding, and drop a ruler and grab it (anyone do this at school?) etc)
just a mental freeze upNo idea what you're talking about with the ruler, but that kinda freezing shit can leave you feeling emasculated, dawg... Don't do it! So he drove off or just sat in the van?

[scracha]

Camera phone? Take his piccy. Phone cops.....tell them some fuckin foreign idiot has REVERSED his caravan over your shiny bike.

[Reido]

No idea what you're talking about with the ruler, but that kinda freezing shit can leave you feeling emasculated, dawg... Don't do it! So he drove off or just sat in the van?

He went back to his campervan, My dad stopped him before he got in (his campervan) , was an inch away from "beating the crap out of him" (my dads words)
the guy said "call the cops then"
so my Dad did.. then he buggered off just after that.



The Ruler thing:
Get someone to hold a 30 cm ruler, between your thumb and index finger. they randomly drop it, and you have to catch it. the quicker you catch it and smaller the cm reading.. or something like that... some science thing we did at school many years ago

[Reido]

tell them some fuckin foreign idiot has REVERSED his caravan over your shiny bike.

serious question, why?
quicker response? higher priority?

[wbks]

He went back to his campervan, My dad stopped him before he got in (his campervan) , was an inch away from "beating the crap out of him" (my dads words)
the guy said "call the cops then"
so my Dad did.. then he buggered off just after that.



The Ruler thing:
Get someone to hold a 30 cm ruler, between your thumb and index finger. they randomly drop it, and you have to catch it. the quicker you catch it and smaller the cm reading.. or something like that... some science thing we did at school many years agoOh well, hope he doesn't fly off before they catch him and hopefully give him a crim record (or add to it by the sounds of him). Never heard of the ruler thing! I presume you got his license plate?

[wbks]

serious question, why?
quicker response? higher priority?Fuck knows, saying he reversed means he could claim not seeing the bike:rolleyes:

[Dean]

Hangon wtf... You were the guy who was recently offering every man and his dog "a PM" when they got cutoff or waved at in the wrong way!:nono:

Because there is damage that costs money to fix I dont think its a good idea to hurt the guy or the proccedings of him paying of the damage wouldnt flow. Just talked Reido is handling the situation really good.

[wbks]

Because there is damage that costs money to fix I dont think its a good idea to hurt the guy or the proccedings of him paying of the damage wouldnt flow. Just talked Reido is handling the situation really good.If he's insured than who cares! I would have thought dean the muss would understand this shit...

[mossy1200]

I would have smashed him then claimed he kicked it over then threatened me.
i would have smashed him if I had seen him kick over someone elses bike aswell though just cause he did it.Every time I read this thread i have to count to 10 because i have anger management issues though.I suffer from grocery trolley rage aswell.

[paulmac]

touch my bike without asking me and I will punch you !! really simple rule !!

[Reido]

touch my bike without asking me and I will punch you !! really simple rule !!

+1

i like this rule
It shall be implemented immediately.

[scracha]

Fuck knows, saying he reversed means he could claim not seeing the bike:rolleyes:

Try ringing an insurance company to say their insured kicked your bike over and see how far you get? Much easier to say the fuckwit reversed over your bike. Whether they saw the bike or not is irrelevant.... they're still at fault.

[wbks]

Try ringing an insurance company to say their insured kicked your bike over and see how far you get? Much easier to say the fuckwit reversed over your bike. Whether they saw the bike or not is irrelevant.... they're still at fault.I wouldn't know, I'll take your word for it


+1

i like this rule
It shall be implemented immediately.You may want to match it with a weight lifting routine if you're going to punch every nasty that touches your bike... Had a 10 year old start twisting the throttle while ago, figured I'd better not start any shit, it's crazy out there on the streets...

[Owl]

You may want to match it with a weight lifting routine if you're going to punch every nasty that touches your bike... Had a 10 year old start twisting the throttle while ago, figured I'd better not start any shit, it's crazy out there on the streets...

It's the 2 year olds you've gotta watch. The little buggers sabotage your bike with lolly:laugh:

[Indiana_Jones]

No guys violence is not the answer, beating the man up is not going to fix the bike. You should of talked to him and asked why he kicked the bike over, you can resolve the situation by communication. If you were to be violent and brutally injure the man how does that make you any better of a man?

ffffffffffffffffffffffaggot.

-Indy

[DMNTD]

... but would everyone who is saying something along the lines of punching/hurting/injuring the guy actually do that or is that just what you'd all like to do?
Oh hell yes...no questions

[Firefight]

ffffffffffffffffffffffaggot.

-Indy






"the pots is black" said the kettle .


F/F

[Indiana_Jones]

"the pots is black" said the kettle .


F/F

More of a coal dust colour?

-Indy

[gtr boy]

hes a fktard in the first place for doing it.............put on your gloves and helmet and whip his ass.