doctor doctor...

[750Y]

Patient: doctor! doctor!... i feel like no one's listening to me...
Doctor: shut the fuck up!!!

oops sorry about that, but hey i just made it up.
don't like it? try better it

[White trash]

What's green and brown and if it falls on ya otta a tree, it'll kill ya?































A pool table.

[750Y]

did ya hear about Klu Klux Kneivel..
tried to jump 3 maoris with a steamroller...

[750Y]

why do women have breasts?..
so men will talk to them

[Hitcher]

Patient: "Doctor, Doctor. I've got this terrible problem with wind. All the time, wind, wind, wind. No noise. No smell. Just wind."

Doctor: "Hmmm. Take one of these pills daily and come back and see me in a week."

One week passes...

Patient: "Doctor, Doctor. I've got this terrible problem with wind. All the time, wind, wind, wind. Still no noise. But the smell is terrible!"

Doctor: "Excellent! We've cured your sense of smell. Now we'll start on your hearing."

[R6_kid]

what do you call a fly with no wings...


















A walk..... :shake:

[XTC]

What's brown and sticky?




































A Stick.

[jazbug5]

Sticky. Tee hee.

[Coyote]

Dare I ask why the chicken crossed the road?

[inlinefour]

Man goes to the doctor.

Doctor asks, "what seams to be the problem?"

Man replies "Doctor! Every time I eat corn, I shit corn!".

Doctor says, "yes".

Man says, "Doctor, every time I eat carrots, I shit carrots!"

Doctor replies, "yes".

Man says now in a panic, "But doctor! Every time I each peas! I shit peas! What am I supposed to do?!?"

The doctor looks at the man and replies, "Well I suggest you eat shit".

I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE CONTENTS OF THIS POST :whistle: