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TOTO
13th October 2009, 20:08
10 Minutes Of Staring at Breasts Daily Prolongs Man's Life by 5 Years
According to German research published in New England Journal of Medicine, men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.
http://www.wholefitness.com/images/looking_boobs.jpg
"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.
The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.
For five years, the breasts oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommends that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.
According to the research, looking at breasts is as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.
Well, men, look at breasts, then:
http://www.wholefitness.com/images/d_cup_breasts.jpg
source: http://www.wholefitness.com/looking-breasts.html
Mully
13th October 2009, 20:09
Ha! I knew it.
TOTO
13th October 2009, 20:10
Ha! I knew it.
You feel youger already eh ?
p.dath
13th October 2009, 20:13
Just don't attempt it riding! Talk about target fixation.
Blackshear
13th October 2009, 20:13
You don't need to conduct a scientific study to have an excuse for perving :lol:
Sometimes it's worth a slap in the face :headbang:
Mully
13th October 2009, 20:14
You feel youger already eh ?
I do indeed.
Must favourite this thread to show Miss Mully.
Can you find something that says you must look at different pairs of breasts please.
TOTO
13th October 2009, 20:17
I do indeed.
Must favourite this thread to show Miss Mully.
Can you find something that says you must look at different pairs of breasts please.
I dunno, you can try.
Make sure she doesn't find an article that different types of cream is good for her skin.
CookMySock
13th October 2009, 20:19
Looking at girly bums does it too. Yum! ;)
Steve
nudemetalz
13th October 2009, 20:20
When looking at female breasts, I find the blood rushes from my head to my head....
Laava
13th October 2009, 20:22
This thread is useless without this thread, http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=34003
TOTO
13th October 2009, 20:23
This thread is useless without this thread, http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=34003
says its a privileged members only thread man.
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Gremlin
13th October 2009, 20:25
This is fantastic news... now... off to perve at chickies... all in the name of health of course :2thumbsup
Sharry
13th October 2009, 20:33
HAHA you go searching..................
ME? I have a mirror that works just fine, just got to find someone to share it with now:rolleyes:
Laava
13th October 2009, 20:36
says its a privileged members only thread man.
Really? How come I can see it? I aint done nuffing special!
allycatz
13th October 2009, 20:37
Meh, the study was done by a gerontologist. Thats a specialist in geriatric care. Rest homes full of old ladies with tits down to their waist.....probably why they outlived their husbands...gravity is soooo cruel
Insanity_rules
13th October 2009, 20:39
Wow, if thats the case then I must be the healthiest person I know.
Mom
13th October 2009, 20:40
gravity is soooo cruel
I dont know so much about that, it has been kind to me :D
Sharry
13th October 2009, 20:42
Really? How come I can see it? I aint done nuffing special!
I am special and I can't see it :(
allycatz
13th October 2009, 20:47
I dont know so much about that, it has been kind to me :D
Yeah mine okay so far an I breastfed 8 kids including twins.....but goodness me, I swear I could roll up some of my residents boobies
oldrider
13th October 2009, 20:51
What? :eek: Yea! No death for oldrider! :clap:
Thinks: This scenario wasn't exactly a happy ending for Barrabas though, was it! :confused:
ready4whatever
13th October 2009, 21:56
10 minutes a day adds 5 years. so i must be like doubling my life expectancy. haha,
Dont know if they make you live longer, but i know they make your life happier
kunoichi
13th October 2009, 22:00
And who knows, it might prolong the life of the girl too! hell, i feel good being checked out by guys, and those that don't, don't advertise if you don't want to be looked at! LOL
Gareth51
13th October 2009, 22:16
I dont know so much about that, it has been kind to me :D
Yeah mine okay so far an I breastfed 8 kids including twins.....but goodness me, I swear I could roll up some of my residents boobies
Pics? come on gotta have pics otherwise how can we believe you :clap:
mynameis
13th October 2009, 22:18
When looking at female breasts, I find the blood rushes from my head to my head....
LOl @ big head.
TomJ
13th October 2009, 22:28
could be bad news for all those excited men
from the Urban legends website....
'Medical study' purportedly published in the New England Journal of Medicine claims research has shown that ogling women's breasts increases men's lifespans.
Description: Email hoax / Satire
Circulating since: March / April 2000
Status: False
even these kill joys can't deny the 'feelgood' factor!
TOTO
13th October 2009, 22:30
Noone listen to that heritic !!!
Stare on people !
Street Gerbil
13th October 2009, 23:03
I guess that would explain my good health.
EJK
13th October 2009, 23:42
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/ManBoobs.png
Be very healthy! :sick:
TOTO
14th October 2009, 00:03
Be very healthy! :sick:
Man please remove it. thats just sick :puke:
EJK
14th October 2009, 00:19
Staring at tits aint very healthy now is it?
TOTO
14th October 2009, 00:36
Staring at tits aint very healthy now is it?
My post was about women's breasts(as oposed to "tits"), and yet you have come out and posted a naked fat guy.
Staring at Breasts = healthy :love:
Staring at fat guys chest = sick :puke:
What has chch done to you EJ ? We are not gonna see a thread of you getting married to a fat guy named Julian are we ?
Pixie
14th October 2009, 09:16
I'm off to see my GP about a strip club prescription.....
MSTRS
14th October 2009, 09:26
You feel younger already eh ?
Every day. Sometimes twice.
Stirts
14th October 2009, 10:37
says its a privileged members only thread man.
That really should read it's a "Perverted" members only thread. And you are seriously missing out on prolonging you life Mr TOTO if you don't become a member!!!
"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,"
If not, it should certainly lead into a 30-minute "work-out" of some sort :blip:
The Boob Workout (http://gazuga.net/stuph/boobs.gif).....NWS :D
slofox
14th October 2009, 10:54
I should live forfucking ever then, shouldn'I?
chef
14th October 2009, 11:33
sounds good to me haha
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