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SixPackBack
15th October 2009, 06:50
You couldn't make this shit up. Apparently the active ingredient in 'P' is used to reduce a 'Viagra erection'.......

"Mr Key didn't elaborate either when he said there would be exceptions because "there's still a small group of of people who may in some circumstances benefit from using PSE [pseudoephedrine]-based products instead." Once again, the implication was he was referring to cold sufferers. But not so.
The only people he and Professor Gluckman want to give a helping hand to are idiots who have over-dosed themselves on Viagra.
The professor told the PM he had considered a total ban on PSE. "This option would provide the tightest control on pseudoephedrine in that there would remain no legal basis for possession of the substance in New Zealand."
But, all heart, he unearthed research that "there are (rare) medical situations in which the vasoconstrictor activity of pseudoephedrine is useful (for example, the treatment of priapism associated with overdosage of medication for erectile dysfunction) and this level of control may create clinical difficulties."
So knock on Dr John's door with your sinuses inflamed and your head pounding and all you'll get is a sorry, no can do, the fight against P takes precedence over your runny nose. But turn up at the hospital emergency room with the same symptoms below the belt and it will be "how much would you like, sir?"

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/crime/news/article.cfm?c_id=30&objectid=10603010

p.dath
15th October 2009, 07:28
Maybe they could sell combo packs at the pharamacy, viagra and pseudoephedrine. :)

Usarka
15th October 2009, 07:45
Doctor I need some pseudo, check this puppy out!

btw Viagra is now available in it's generic form - ask your chemist for mycoxaphlopin.

ManDownUnder
15th October 2009, 08:57
So Viagra is a precursor to a precursor? Very cool.

And what a way to commit the crime? If it ain't going down you might as well use it... and THEN get the goodies to stop it right?

Or looked at another way... "Got a headache - go get some pseudoephedrine ... not got a head ache? Sweet - sex.. then off for some pseudoephedrine".

That's a win win! Everyone's very very happy

Insanity_rules
15th October 2009, 11:14
I heard about a new product thats half viagra half prozac. The effect is if you don't get a fuck you don't give a fuck.