im gonna get my money's worth

[SARGE]

well... after years of no ACC Claims i have decided to make my ' proposed' $5000 / year ACC bill worth it ... so heres what i propose...



im gonna claim every fucking splinter, hangnail, bruise, headache and sore muscle i have from now on .. every time i get the sniffles .. im off to the A&E and im gonna write " MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT" on the form..

green bling to the person who gets the most ridiculous ACC claim before Xmas

[MadDuck]

green bling to the person who gets the most ridiculous ACC claim before Xmas

You are on but I wont put "motorcycle accident" as the cause.

[wbks]

well... after years of no ACC Claims i have decided to make my ' proposed' $5000 / year ACC bill worth it ... so heres what i propose...



im gonna claim every fucking splinter, hangnail, bruise, headache and sore muscle i have from now on .. every time i get the sniffles .. im off to the A&E and im gonna write " MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT" on the form..

green bling to the person who gets the most ridiculous ACC claim before XmasYou're planning on paying that fuckin bill!?:dodge:

[peasea]

well... after years of no ACC Claims i have decided to make my ' proposed' $5000 / year ACC bill worth it ... so heres what i propose...



im gonna claim every fucking splinter, hangnail, bruise, headache and sore muscle i have from now on .. every time i get the sniffles .. im off to the A&E and im gonna write " MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT" on the form..

green bling to the person who gets the most ridiculous ACC claim before Xmas

I'd bling ya but I said "suck my dick" to a copper and some mods so I have none to give. Fancy a bunch of flowers instead?

[peasea]

You are on but I wont put "motorcycle accident" as the cause.

No, 'rugby injury' every time, please!

[MadDuck]

No, 'rugby injury' every time, please!

Yep I am sure I could pass as a prop :rolleyes:

[peasea]

Yep I am sure I could pass as a prop :rolleyes:

Nah, number 8, grab some goodies.............

[riffer]

I think we'd be better off writing "car accident" on every claim. :oi-grr:

[SARGE]

" injured while masturbating"


levy THAT fuckheads

[MadDuck]

" injured while masturbating"

Depends what you use whilst performing that act and where it gets stuck :cool:

[SARGE]

Depends what you use whilst performing that act and where it gets stuck :cool:

im a guy .. i need nothing but an idea and a warm breeze ...

[Mikkel]

" injured while masturbating"


levy THAT fuckheads

I think that is called RSI TBH.

[MadDuck]

I think that is called RSI

Now you might be onto something there.....:clap:

[Insanity_rules]

" injured while masturbating"


levy THAT fuckheads

Shhhhhhhhh They might try when they figure out that everyone does it. Hee hee wank license. I amuse me. I'm going to put animal riding accident on mine.

[ckai]

well... after years of no ACC Claims i have decided to make my ' proposed' $5000 / year ACC bill worth it ... so heres what i propose...



im gonna claim every fucking splinter, hangnail, bruise, headache and sore muscle i have from now on .. every time i get the sniffles .. im off to the A&E and im gonna write " MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT" on the form..

green bling to the person who gets the most ridiculous ACC claim before Xmas

I was thinking the same thing. I use my share of ACC from wage earners levy but don't dip into my vehicle levy. If this shit goes through, I'm sure as shit gonna get my money's worth.

Can someone explain why I wouldn't put "MC mishap" on the form? (seriously)

[ckai]

. I'm going to put animal riding accident on mine.

shit the wife would kill me if she found out

[Insanity_rules]

shit the wife would kill me if she found out

Well as I said to my Wife the other day Baa baa baa baa

[peasea]

Depends what you use whilst performing that act and where it gets stuck :cool:

Is your toy mains-powered for longevity?

[SARGE]

Is your toy mains-powered for longevity?

i heard it was a turbo-diesel with a kick starter

[peasea]

I'm going to put animal riding accident on mine.

Wife not attractive then huh? Not nice to call her that though.

[MadDuck]

i heard it was a turbo-diesel with a kick starter

Who the hell you been talking to? I will kill them!

[Insanity_rules]

Wife not attractive then huh? Not nice to call her that though.

Well to quote myself


Well as I said to my Wife the other day Baa baa baa baa

[peasea]

i heard it was a turbo-diesel with a kick starter

Sounds like an Irish big-rig.

[peasea]

Well to quote myself

Sounds like your trying to pull the wool.......

[Insanity_rules]

Sounds like your trying to pull the wool.......

Only if I'm lucky. Baabra has a headache.

[wbks]

Injury masturbating in the middle of a rugby game playing number 8 while riding a sheep on top of a car, than.

[froggyfrenchman]

" injured while masturbating"


levy THAT fuckheads

Not the first time tonight you have made me laugh out loud. Keep up the good work Sarge

[peasea]

Only if I'm lucky. Baabra has a headache.

You're being fleeced. Medical science suggests that sex cures a headache. Tell her to roll over and stop bleating.

[Insanity_rules]

You're being fleeced. Medical science suggests that sex cures a headache. Tell her to roll over and stop bleating.

I tried to talk her into wearing something shear to bed, but she thought it was a bit wooly.

[SARGE]

Not the first time tonight you have made me laugh out loud. Keep up the good work Sarge

you should read some of the password protected sections of my blog ... :gob:

[Insanity_rules]

Injury masturbating in the middle of a rugby game playing number 8 while riding a sheep on top of a car, than.

Pictures or it didn't happen.

[peasea]

I tried to talk her into wearing something shear to bed, but she thought it was a bit wooly.

Geez, you're a dag.

[Insanity_rules]

Geez, you're a dag.

Hey, I call it how ewe see it.