What is Kendog up to?

[James Deuce]

What's with selling the Gixxer? Is Trudes pregnant and they are rationalising "down" to the best performing Hornet 900 in NZ?

Somebody find out.

[Pussy]

He's being a bit shady on it, Jim. Hasn't told me much, either.

[Kendog]

:scratch:.

[AllanB]

It's a bit of a secret so don't spread it around KB or I'll be in trouble .......


.....the Hornet 900 is actually superior in every way to the Suzuki.


True story. :2thumbsup

[chanceyy]

Not to mention the Hornet has a bigger tank :blip:

[Number One]

Is Trudes pregnant......Somebody find out.
Yes it's true! Trudes is having MY Baby...we'd appreciate it if you gave us some privacy now as we await the baby that we are going to share custody of. Thank you, move along - nothing to see here

[SixPackBack]

Yes it's true! Trudes is having MY Baby...we'd appreciate it if you gave us some privacy now as we await the baby that we are going to share custody of. Thank you, move along - nothing to see here

Who's the mummy, and who's the daddy?:buggerd:

[Number One]

Who's the mummy, and who's the daddy?:buggerd:
One moment caller....

Trudes which one of us has the biggest cock? ;)

[SixPackBack]

One moment caller....

Trudes which one of us has the biggest cock? ;)

.............Which one has the biggest pussy :lol::dodge:

[Number One]

.............Which one has the biggest pussy :lol::dodge:
Well I have three pussies and she only has one and it isn't even very cuddly....so I guess I'm the non carrying mommy

[Trudes]

One moment caller....

Trudes which one of us has the biggest cock? ;)

You do honey, that's why I loves you so. :love:

[Number One]

You do honey, that's why I loves you so. :love:
Crikey - so I have ALL the pussy AND the bigger cock...hot damn what do I need you or Sully for?!

Oh that's right you are having my baby and Sully fixes stuff and does other unmentionable things :blip: :lol:

[SixPackBack]

Well I have three pussies and she only has one and it isn't even very cuddly....so I guess I'm the non carrying mommy

I'm confused?.......Not unlike the recent African female athlete the masses are left wondering 'whats up with your junk?':2thumbsup

[Trudes]

Crikey - so I have ALL the pussy AND the bigger cock...hot damn what do I need you or Sully for?!

I keep telling you we should ditch the boys and have our own little love nest (here with all the toys, oh, and we'd keep the Gixxer just for shits and giggles ;))

[Number One]

I'll send you a pic and you can figure it out for yourself then ;)

[98tls]

You do honey, that's why I loves you so. :love: So those new Vacuum cleaner bags work then T?

[Trudes]

OK, so that has effectively fucked that thread :clap: Sorry Jim :innocent:

[Number One]

I keep telling you we should ditch the boys and have our own little love nest (here with all the toys, oh, and we'd keep the Gixxer just for shits and giggles ;))
Sounds a plan! Can I bring my roller scates and pogo stick?

BTW we will be at your place eh? There ain't no bath like that here in this little shitbox of a house!

[Number One]

OK, so that has effectively fucked that thread :clap: Sorry Jim :innocent:
Actually I thought we fixed it...well at least deflected the attention away from Mr K...oops I think I just reminded them all :lol:

[Trudes]

So those new Vacuum cleaner bags work then T?

Now that would be telling and then everyone would want one! :laugh:

[98tls]

Now that would be telling and then everyone would want one! :laugh: Take care it goes bad when they get wet.:oi-grr:

[James Deuce]

OK, so that has effectively fucked that thread :clap: Sorry Jim :innocent:
Truth will out.

[SixPackBack]

I'll send you a pic and you can figure it out for yourself then ;)

Mmmmmm...Weird pussy porn:eek:..............*Please jebus, let them both be dwarves*

[Number One]

Pussy porn

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0902/pile-of-pussy-shock-demotivational-poster-1235889037.jpghttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/_x0AzhByC-qQ/SV9PigC0VKI/AAAAAAAABJ8/pfXNYGdzEc4/s400/Pussy.jpg

[SixPackBack]

Truth is they should be called possums............

[Trudes]

Or gutted hedgehogs :shutup:

[Number One]

I'll have you know my pussy is perfect...looks just like it should....silky and ever so slightly sleek
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0907/obvious-life-time-human-nature-joke-double-entende-pussy-cat-demotivational-poster-1248978606.jpg)

[Laxi]

ahh! a nice break from the acc threads! Well done :niceone:

[Insanity_rules]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: stop stop. No more, I can't stand it!


Or gutted hedgehogs :shutup:

My Mommy always said they had teeth, but prickle as well???

[gijoe1313]

It figures, Kendog must have broken it ... being a zuki and all! :rolleyes: Trudes, just remember your Hornet is yours! He needs to get his own one! :msn-wink:

[Kendog]

Truth will out.

I am simply not riding on the road much anymore these days, so there is no need for us to have two nice road bikes in the garage.

I get my speed kick from buckets now :2thumbsup

[Trudes]

AND the Hornet's a better bike :bleh:

[James Deuce]

Double Tui phooey.

[Ronin]

I am simply not riding on the road much anymore these days, so there is no need for us to have two nice road bikes in the garage.

I get my speed kick from buckets now :2thumbsup

Dude... I've seen you race... Speed? :clap:

[F5 Dave]

I am simply not riding on the road much anymore these days, so there is no need for us to have two nice road bikes in the garage.

I get my speed kick from buckets now :2thumbsup

You've taken that post of mine about fitting the Longchin into it to heart?:whistle:

[Kendog]

Dude... I've seen you race... Speed? :clap:
It's a relative term :whistle:



You've taken that post of mine about fitting the Longchin into it to heart?:whistle:

I have a different bucket plan.

[Ronin]

It's a relative term :whistle:

E=MC²/kendog ?

[Hans]

Or gutted hedgehogs :shutup:

Or dissected bats.

[Kendog]

E=MC²/kendog ?

When I reach that speed it looks like I am going really slow, when in actual fact I am simply going back in time.

[Ronin]

When I reach that speed it looks like I am going really slow, when in actual fact I am simply going back in time.

And here I thought they were just doing the track in reverse that day :2thumbsup

[Pussy]

Have you broken the news of your intentions to your poor unsuspecting sem fiddy yet, Kendog? :weep:

[Kendog]

Have you broken the news of your intentions to your poor unsuspecting sem fiddy yet, Kendog? :weep:

It had a feeling something was up when it got a seriously meticulous clean.

Then it was left to sit in the garage while I started riding the Hornet to work.

Then some strange people came round and poked it a little, one even took it for a quick ride.

It knows.

[Pussy]

It had a feeling something was up when it got a seriously meticulous clean.

Then it was left to sit in the garage while I started riding the Hornet to work.

Then some strange people came round and poked it a little, one even took it for a quick ride.

It knows.

I wouldn't be so callous as to do that to my sem fiddy..... :oi-grr:

[nudemetalz]

It's a relative term :whistle:




I have a different bucket plan.

NOW....I still have the Gixxer 250 frame for sale verrrrrrrrrrry cheap......

[Kendog]

NOW....I still have the Gixxer 250 frame for sale verrrrrrrrrrry cheap......
To late :whistle:

[jrandom]

... one even took it for a quick ride.

Did any rust fall off of the top half of the rev counter?

[nudemetalz]

You need to get a Guzzi, Kendog. Your sort of riding style would be perfect for one.