View Full Version : F**k your roadwarrior shit
wbks
16th October 2009, 21:08
What's with everyone being so fuckin testy about what happens on the road? People pop veins at someone mildly cutting them off even though it never remotely looked like an accident, if someone goes slightly too slow while towing a trailer or something it somehow warrants eyeballing and a hand signal, maybe a threat, too. Last few years people have been beaten to death over beeping their horn or driving a way the other person didn't like, and even on this site people mention being offended by "cagers" and get "smash him bro" and "you should have chased him down" kind of comments. You are pissed off that this person has surprised you or endangered you ruining your obviously zen mood, so you go do some dangerous driving and maybe get into a potentially lethal fight and rev yourself up some more....wtf?...
James Deuce
16th October 2009, 21:12
I blame Kiwi women. They all think they're hot, when they're not, go at it like slappers for a couple of years while they're at school, start playing hard to get (I think it's part of the healing process) once they've left school, then by the time they've settled into a long term "relationship" him who is putting up with her isn't getting any anymore and consequently gives everyone gyp from the shelter of the only little box where he feels secure.
wbks
16th October 2009, 21:14
I blame Kiwi women. They all think they're hot, when they're not, go at it like slappers for a couple of years while they're at school, start playing hard to get (I think it's part of the healing process) once they've left school, then by the time they've settled into a along term "relationship" him who is putting up with her isn't getting any anymore and consequently gives everyone gyp from the shelter of the only little box where he feels secure.I wouldn't know about the hard to get phase, I'm still with the "go at it like slappers for a couple of years" ones. No complaints so far
James Deuce
16th October 2009, 21:16
Missing the point much? Or is it you what has been threatening uvver road users den?
wbks
16th October 2009, 21:21
Missing the point much? Or is it you what has been threatening uvver road users den?too tired to pick out any hidden meanings. speak tehg truth! No, I'm generally just stuck with a "wtfux" face when someone runs a red light into my path, or cuts me off badly, then continue on my way to where I'm going. Been on the recieving end of this "road warrior shit" shit I'm talking about though... Can't say some lanky mcdonnalds worker in a shitted out honda civic threatening you is particularly intimidating, but thast not the point
James Deuce
16th October 2009, 21:22
Nah, wouldn't worry. He's not getting any.
wbks
16th October 2009, 21:23
Nah, wouldn't worry. He's not getting any.one way of looking at it
NighthawkNZ
16th October 2009, 21:24
wtf?...
We are all to impatient
wbks
16th October 2009, 21:26
We are all to impatientYea but even people who are in no rush, even windowshopping will go off their nut if someone gets too close... Joyriding on a motorway when a truck merges into their lane for example, they stop the laid back routine and jump out of the car at the next red light to puff their chests up and try opening the truckers door... Yes that is a real example
PrincessBandit
16th October 2009, 21:27
I blame Kiwi women. They all think they're hot, when they're not, go at it like slappers for a couple of years while they're at school, start playing hard to get (I think it's part of the healing process) once they've left school, then by the time they've settled into a along term "relationship" him who is putting up with her isn't getting any anymore and consequently gives everyone gyp from the shelter of the only little box where he feels secure.
Three words for you...... suck my strap-on. :msn-wink:
Insanity_rules
16th October 2009, 21:27
Yeah theres lots of agro out there. I think we all need to take a deep breath.
Three words for you...... suck my strap-on. :msn-wink:
You have a stap-on???? :buggerd:
wbks
16th October 2009, 21:28
Three words for you...... suck my strap-on. :msn-wink:lol...
Fukin weirdos out there on the road
PrincessBandit
16th October 2009, 21:35
Yeah theres lots of agro out there. I think we all need to take a deep breath.
You have a stap-on???? :buggerd:
Mwahahahaha, wouldn't you like to know?
Tongue in cheek (yeah tongue) in grumpy bums gripe at us hot kiwi chicks. (Luffs ya really JD). I just couldn't bring myself to completely steal my brothers classic reply.... :eek:
James Deuce
16th October 2009, 21:38
Three words for you...... suck my strap-on. :msn-wink:
It better be chocolate. I don't like them strawberry ones.
avgas
16th October 2009, 21:41
I blame kiwibiker, coldrex, catalytic convertors and tsunami's
Laxi
16th October 2009, 21:48
I blame Kiwi women. They all think they're hot, when they're not, go at it like slappers for a couple of years while they're at school, start playing hard to get (I think it's part of the healing process) once they've left school, then by the time they've settled into a along term "relationship" him who is putting up with her isn't getting any anymore and consequently gives everyone gyp from the shelter of the only little box where he feels secure.
do you need a hug jim?:hug:
klingon
16th October 2009, 21:51
I was getting a lift home on the back of my bloke's scooter the other day when a total nutcase in a grey Mazda (UX9975 - apparently unregistered and unwarranted) tried to ram us. :crazy: And I mean that quite literally - she tried to run us off the road. She then yelled out her open window "Next time use your indicator when you're changing lanes!"
The piece of road we were on at the time was a single lane and had been for about 1 km or more. So either our transgression was a complete figment of her imagination or it had happened at least 1 km back.
Either way, she was prepared to try to kill us both because we allegedly didn't indicate when changing lanes?! On a scooter?! :gob:
I agree with wbks. Everyone should just take a breath and chill out a bit!
98tls
16th October 2009, 21:51
I blame Kiwi women.. Quite rightly so,met a good un once even bought her home.Dog couldnt take to her so she had to go.
SARGE
16th October 2009, 21:51
they stop the laid back routine and jump out of the car at the next red light to puff their chests up and try opening the truckers door... Yes that is a real example
yea .. Happened to me once .....
Once ...
James Deuce
16th October 2009, 21:54
do you need a hug jim?:hug:
Do you have a chocolate strap-on?
Fatt Max
16th October 2009, 21:58
Do you have a chocolate strap-on?
I do......
Laxi
16th October 2009, 21:58
Do you have a chocolate strap-on?
farrk ya! ya made me spit coffee on the computer:mad::lol:
monkeymcbean
16th October 2009, 22:05
I was getting a lift home on the back of my bloke's scooter the other day when a total nutcase in a grey Mazda (UX9975 - apparently unregistered and unwarranted) tried to ram us. :crazy: And I mean that quite literally - she tried to run us off the road. She then yelled out her open window "Next time use your indicator when you're changing lanes!"
The piece of road we were on at the time was a single lane and had been for about 1 km or more. So either our transgression was a complete figment of her imagination or it had happened at least 1 km back.
Either way, she was prepared to try to kill us both because we allegedly didn't indicate when changing lanes?! On a scooter?! :gob:
I agree with wbks. Everyone should just take a breath and chill out a bit!
Gee! Its people carrying to much baggage! she's just unloading, unfortunately she is also a bully by picking on someone more vunerable than herself.
If I caught up with her i would of given her a hug! :hug: err...maybe not, but given her a wave pretending you knew her, then she would think ...oh dear i actually know those people and here i am about to run them off the road.
Apparently this tactic works, its called 'street whispering' :niceone:
gammaguy
16th October 2009, 23:00
I wouldn't know about the hard to get phase, I'm still with the "go at it like slappers for a couple of years" ones. No complaints so far
its simple-theyre either a slappers or gone.otherwise,i would rather ride the bike.:cool:
so whats the problem?cant blame women for it,truth is we are just an impatient rude bunch of angry bastards.
Katman
16th October 2009, 23:24
Three words for you...... suck my strap-on. :msn-wink:
Wow, 45 years and I'm still learning new things about you.
:eek5:
jonbuoy
17th October 2009, 05:16
I blame Kiwi women. They all think they're hot, when they're not Never a truer word spoken on KB.
slofox
17th October 2009, 05:53
Couldn't agree more WBKS...see here (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=108756)
BiK3RChiK
17th October 2009, 06:02
cant blame women for it,truth is we are just an impatient rude bunch of angry bastards.
Seen too often.... I think part of the problem is people take too much personally and then have no skills to let go of their anger, just dumping it where they see an easy target.
CookMySock
17th October 2009, 06:27
Wow, 45 years and I'm still learning new things about you.Roll her a joint next time you see your little Sis too, and show what to do with it. ;)
Steve
AllanB
17th October 2009, 07:20
Can't say some lanky mcdonnalds worker in a shitted out honda civic threatening you is particularly intimidating,
You should have thumped the crap out of the lanky shit to teach him a lesson about common courtesy. We don't need argo bastards like that on the road.
McJim
17th October 2009, 07:44
I remember when road rage was first given a label back in the UK media. Before that the instances weren't recorded as it would have been classed as an assault.
When looking into the causes of road rage it was found that the main cause was nothing to do with dangerous driving at all but was due to a lack of courtesy. If a driver allowed another driver merge and did not receive a wave of thanks the first driver would be enraged and would follow the other driver agressively for miles ending in confrontation when the second driver stopped.
Also in instances where a driver 'cut' another driver up - this was easily solved by a friendly wave of apology from the offending driver.
In short it was advisd that everyone be courteous to reduce the number of road rage incidents. Maybe this roadwarrior shit is the unpleasant catalyst required to bring courteous road use to New Zealand....NZ Last Bastion of the fucken rude driver.
wbks
17th October 2009, 08:15
I was getting a lift home on the back of my bloke's scooter the other day when a total nutcase in a grey Mazda (UX9975 - apparently unregistered and unwarranted) tried to ram us. :crazy: And I mean that quite literally - she tried to run us off the road. She then yelled out her open window "Next time use your indicator when you're changing lanes!"
The piece of road we were on at the time was a single lane and had been for about 1 km or more. So either our transgression was a complete figment of her imagination or it had happened at least 1 km back.
Either way, she was prepared to try to kill us both because we allegedly didn't indicate when changing lanes?! On a scooter?! :gob:
I agree with wbks. Everyone should just take a breath and chill out a bit!Jesus fucking christ! This is the stuff I'm talking about! Psycho bitch thinks that you could have damaged her car when she obviously (in her mind) just about connected with your un-indicated lane changing ass, so she tries to smash into the fucking thing a km up the road!
You should have thumped the crap out of the lanky shit to teach him a lesson about common courtesy. We don't need argo bastards like that on the road.I hope you are being ironic, because that is exactly the kind of thing I'm calling in this wambulance for. So I got flipped the finger and cut off for no apparent reason... Who cares?
I remember when road rage was first given a label back in the UK media. Before that the instances weren't recorded as it would have been classed as an assault.
When looking into the causes of road rage it was found that the main cause was nothing to do with dangerous driving at all but was due to a lack of courtesy. If a driver allowed another driver merge and did not receive a wave of thanks the first driver would be enraged and would follow the other driver agressively for miles ending in confrontation when the second driver stopped.
Also in instances where a driver 'cut' another driver up - this was easily solved by a friendly wave of apology from the offending driver.
In short it was advisd that everyone be courteous to reduce the number of road rage incidents. Maybe this roadwarrior shit is the unpleasant catalyst required to bring courteous road use to New Zealand....NZ Last Bastion of the fucken rude driver.Nah, not in a country where people take a 20something question test and are from then on told by their family and those around them how much of a good driver they are, and therefor never see anything as their fault.
CookMySock
17th October 2009, 08:42
When looking into the causes of road rage it was found that the main cause was nothing to do with dangerous driving at all but was due to a lack of courtesy.That's complete bullshit. Re-read what you have typed.
Road-rage is all about some asshole letting their emotional state to get so out of control, they lose control of their physical self, and then bash some person because of their self-allocated right to do so.
It's absurd to hold someone ELSE accountable for ones lack of ability to control their feelings. Get a grip. :weird:
Steve
AllanB
17th October 2009, 08:49
I hope you are being ironic
My tongue was firmly planted in cheek :lol:
Mind you yesterday I narrowly avoided an accident when a 4WD cut into me (how do you not see the car next to you out your drivers side window?).
I responded as one does with a blasting of the horn - I received the 'sorry wave'. I had to count to 10 to calm down .........
wbks
17th October 2009, 08:51
My tongue was firmly planted in cheek :lol:
Mind you yesterday I narrowly avoided an accident when a 4WD cut into me (how do you not see the car next to you out your drivers side window?).
I responded as one does with a blasting of the horn - I received the 'sorry wave'. I had to count to 10 to calm down .........How do you do this "sorry wave"? Last time I tried a "sorry mate" gesture they got even more pissed off!:clap:
AllanB
17th October 2009, 08:53
I always wondered though .........
Driver X knocks me off my motorcycle.
I get up and punch driver X in the face.
Police arrive and charge me with assault.
I go to court and claim self defense. My argument is:
"but your honour, he had already attempted to kill me with his car, god knows what he was going to do to me next, so I was only fighting for my life"
sidecar bob
17th October 2009, 08:54
What's with everyone being so fuckin testy about what happens on the road? People pop veins at someone mildly cutting them off even though it never remotely looked like an accident, if someone goes slightly too slow while towing a trailer or something it somehow warrants eyeballing and a hand signal, maybe a threat, too. Last few years people have been beaten to death over beeping their horn or driving a way the other person didn't like, and even on this site people mention being offended by "cagers" and get "smash him bro" and "you should have chased him down" kind of comments. You are pissed off that this person has surprised you or endangered you ruining your obviously zen mood, so you go do some dangerous driving and maybe get into a potentially lethal fight and rev yourself up some more....wtf?...
I find it odd that someone can harbour so much anger over a situation that happened on the way to work, that they carry it all day & as soon as they get home in the evening, they log onto K.B & spout an angry rant with frightening detail.
Let it fucking go, get a life & stop stressing out about what is essentially just LIFE.
These sort of people are a nightmare to work or live with.
My internal daialogue when people cut me up on the road is, "well you pissed me off for a second, but youre going to go on pissing yourself off for the rest of your life with an attitude like that" so i win.
AllanB
17th October 2009, 08:56
How do you do this "sorry wave"? Last time I tried a "sorry mate" gesture they got even more pissed off!:clap:
I appears to involve a nervous flutter of the hand - a wee bit of a gay action, which I suspect helps defuse the incident.......:lol::lol::lol:
vifferman
17th October 2009, 09:00
It's all my fault.
I'm finding the more I ride/drive (especially drive) in D'Auckland traffic, the grumpier, more impatient and less tolerant I get. I also swear a lot.
Has the shit driving reached a critical overload for me?
I'm trying to switch off, chill out, be more patient, but it's fucking hard! I JUST WANT TO SMASH ALL THE ARSEHOLES ON THE ROAD! WHY DON'T THEY KNOW HOW TO DRIVE PROPERLY!?!?
WHY IS EVERYONE ELSE SUCH A FUCKTARD!!
:mellow:
Shadows
17th October 2009, 09:00
Shut the fuck up and get the fuck off my fucking road you fucking fuckers!
george formby
17th October 2009, 09:28
What's with everyone being so fuckin testy about what happens on the road? People pop veins at someone mildly cutting them off even though it never remotely looked like an accident, if someone goes slightly too slow while towing a trailer or something it somehow warrants eyeballing and a hand signal, maybe a threat, too. Last few years people have been beaten to death over beeping their horn or driving a way the other person didn't like, and even on this site people mention being offended by "cagers" and get "smash him bro" and "you should have chased him down" kind of comments. You are pissed off that this person has surprised you or endangered you ruining your obviously zen mood, so you go do some dangerous driving and maybe get into a potentially lethal fight and rev yourself up some more....wtf?...
Yup, best to chill. S**t happens. I just stay out the way & try not to get collected. Admittedly I sometimes feel like taking lethal action but get over it real quick.:dodge:
CookMySock
17th October 2009, 10:09
It's all my fault.The incident might not be, but the over-reaction always is.
Reality check - the incident was microscopic. The road rage was not.
Keep things in perspective.
Steve
PrincessBandit
17th October 2009, 10:16
I appears to involve a nervous flutter of the hand - a wee bit of a gay action, which I suspect helps defuse the incident.......:lol::lol::lol:
Hahaha, a bit gay. At least us women can get away with doing it and it can just be put down to being a "girlie". hehehe.
It is quite possible to make gestures while riding which are very clearly NOT rude ones. In the rare instance when I've had to "apologise" to a driver I've gone for a hand-palm-down-about-chest/chin-height gesture (with the little flutter!). I'm not entirely sure why I do that other than it looks non-threatening.
cs363
17th October 2009, 10:24
Three words for you...... suck my strap-on. :msn-wink:
Wow, 45 years and I'm still learning new things about you.
:eek5:
Give me a minute and I could probably dig up a photo.... :rofl: :banana:
cs363
17th October 2009, 10:31
We don't need argo bastards like that on the road.
Argo, or Orgo?
Fast forward to about 4.25....
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cs363
17th October 2009, 10:32
I appears to involve a nervous flutter of the hand - a wee bit of a gay action, which I suspect helps defuse the incident.......:lol::lol::lol:
I've got a mate who is quite a large intimidating looking sort of chap, his favourite move in that situation is to give them the wave and blow them a kiss.
Seems to work.... :lol:
wbks
17th October 2009, 11:38
I find it odd that someone can harbour so much anger over a situation that happened on the way to work, that they carry it all day & as soon as they get home in the evening, they log onto K.B & spout an angry rant with frightening detail.
Let it fucking go, get a life & stop stressing out about what is essentially just LIFE.
These sort of people are a nightmare to work or live with.
My internal daialogue when people cut me up on the road is, "well you pissed me off for a second, but youre going to go on pissing yourself off for the rest of your life with an attitude like that" so i win.lol im not stressing out and this didnt happen on the way to work or even today. just thought id break up the levie talk with some waaaambulance. Just talking about how I noticed people seem to act so furiously on the road, I'm not exactly smashin on my keyboard in anger here. im glad my "frightening detail" undertone worked so well lol
Number One
17th October 2009, 12:18
Three words for you...... suck my strap-on. :msn-wink:
You are such a lady! See a slapper like me would have said "SUCK MY COCK!" :lol:
Seriously though wbks....they are actually just wanting an excuse to post a thread....kinda like this one of yours bitching about the bitchers ;) :dodge:
cs363
17th October 2009, 12:21
You are such a lady! See a slapper like me would have said "SUCK MY COCK!" :lol:
Seriously though wbks....they are actually just wanting an excuse to post a thread....kinda like this one of yours bitching about the bitchers ;) :dodge:
Bitchers? According to James it's the bitches fault:
I blame Kiwi women. They all think they're hot, when they're not, go at it like slappers for a couple of years while they're at school, start playing hard to get (I think it's part of the healing process) once they've left school, then by the time they've settled into a long term "relationship" him who is putting up with her isn't getting any anymore and consequently gives everyone gyp from the shelter of the only little box where he feels secure.
:whistle:
Number One
17th October 2009, 12:23
Bitchers? According to James it's the bitches fault:
Yeah but men made us that way ;) AND if Kiwi men weren't so simple Kiwi women wouldn't have to be so complex ;) :chase:
Dean
17th October 2009, 12:25
You are such a lady! See a slapper like me would have said "SUCK MY COCK!"
"Brendas got a baby but Brendas barely got a brain "
Number One
17th October 2009, 12:28
"Brendas got a baby but Brendas barely got a brain "
You again :rolleyes: sorry was there a point to your post? Actually nevermind I don't actually care :niceone:
Rodney007
17th October 2009, 12:29
interesting topic,
funny how the bitchers come on here and bitch about other people bitching when there the bitchers themselfs...
...old kunts...
klingon
17th October 2009, 12:31
I blame Kiwi women. They all think they're hot, when they're not...
But what about those of us who really are hot? Surely we're not the cause of all your manly mood swings? Or are we still to blame because we're so far out of your league? :lol:
Number One
17th October 2009, 12:32
interesting topic,
funny how the bitchers come on here and bitch about other people bitching when there the bitchers themselfs...
...old kunts...
BURN THEM BITCHES AND BITCHERS AND BITCHERERS! wmahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa
yes it's a slow day here
cs363
17th October 2009, 12:33
Yeah but men made us that way ;) AND if Kiwi men weren't so simple Kiwi women wouldn't have to be so complex ;) :chase:
Yeah, but we're only simple because of all the dope we have had to smoke to delay orgasm (source:http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=110152&highlight=dope) to keep you bitches satisfied!! :lol:
Number One
17th October 2009, 12:34
Well if you would take care of the erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation (don't you listen to those ads?!) earlier you boys wouldn't have to smoke dope to satisfy us girls :sherlock:
paulmac
17th October 2009, 12:39
But what about those of us who really are hot? :
You know the rules -
Pic's or it didn't happen !!
cs363
17th October 2009, 12:43
Well if you would take care of the erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation (don't you listen to those ads?!) earlier you boys wouldn't have to smoke dope to satisfy us girls :sherlock:
:Oi: I'm never early for anything!! :bleh: :lol:
Katman
17th October 2009, 14:05
See a slapper like me would have said "SUCK MY COCK!"
You callin' me a slapper????
:eek:
wbks
17th October 2009, 14:05
You are such a lady! See a slapper like me would have said "SUCK MY COCK!" :lol:
Seriously though wbks....they are actually just wanting an excuse to post a thread....kinda like this one of yours bitching about the bitchers ;) :dodge:whasnt so much bitchers as people who have to get violent or loud because someone drives differently to what they want. ur all kahnts
Number One
17th October 2009, 14:09
You callin' me a slapper????
Would you prefer Manwhore instead ;)
whasnt so much bitchers as people who have to get violent or loud because someone drives differently to what they want. ur all kahnts
I knew what you meant, was just bored of all the ACC threads.
Although, ask yourself how different is it to be so bothered by that fact that you load a thread on KB about it? :dodge:
wbks
17th October 2009, 14:09
Yeah, but we're only simple because of all the dope we have had to smoke to delay orgasm (source:http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=110152&highlight=dope) to keep you bitches satisfied!! :lol:
Well if you would take care of the erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation (don't you listen to those ads?!) earlier you boys wouldn't have to smoke dope to satisfy us girls :sherlock:
Great, my waaambulance thread has turned into a discussion on the problems of erectile dysfunction. You cunts better not be hinting at sumthin
wbks
17th October 2009, 14:10
Would you prefer Manwhore instead ;)
I knew what you meant, was just bored of all the ACC threads.
Although, ask yourself how different is it to be so bothered by that fact that you load a thread on KB about it? :dodge:Well I haven't smashed a truck drivers skull with a hammer, or dragged an old man from his car to punch his lights out permanently... So I'd say it is pretty different?
Number One
17th October 2009, 14:10
Great, my waaambulance thread has turned into a discussion on the problems of erectile dysfunction
Actually we didn't discuss any of the details of erectile dysfunction...would you like to start us off? :chase:
wbks
17th October 2009, 14:12
Actually we didn't discuss any of the details of erectile dysfunction...would you like to start us off? :chase:couple decades off, there, lady:rolleyes:
Number One
17th October 2009, 14:12
Well I haven't smashed a truck drivers skull with a hammer, or dragged an old man from his car to punch his lights out permanently... So I'd say it is pretty different?
Settle petal..my point was you are clearly bothered enough by it that you haven't 'let it go' - as I said I got what you meant and it is as you said - they have been given a fright OR their ego is damaged whatever it goes on all the time also personally I think we should blame it all on P! Word
wbks
17th October 2009, 14:15
Settle petal..my point was you are clearly bothered enough by it that you haven't 'let it go' - as I said I got what you meant and it is as you said - they have been given a fright OR their ego is damaged whatever it goes on all the time also personally I think we should blame it all on P! Word
Nah, was at the time, long since over it, just started a discussion on why people act like that. Whats with all the assumptions, people? I think we should blame it on immigrants
Number One
17th October 2009, 14:16
Whats with all the assumptions, people?
I think we should blame it on immigrants
You sound bothered I guess and we haven't your body language and facial expressions to read - post a vid - then there will be less confusion ;)
Yeah damn dirty immigrants and cat lovers too! WHere's the lynch mob smiley - actually we should have one those...wonder if Crazy Pants is reading...
wbks
17th October 2009, 14:22
You sound bothered I guess and we haven't your body language and facial expressions to read - post a vid - then there will be less confusion ;)
Yeah damn dirty immigrants and cat lovers too! WHere's the lynch mob smiley - actually we should have one those...wonder if Crazy Pants is reading...We'd better be careful, I sense some antisemitism coming...
I blame pitbulls not cats. Only problem with cats is that they have a nasty habbit of running in front of nail guns
MIXONE
17th October 2009, 14:24
Actually we didn't discuss any of the details of erectile dysfunction...would you like to start us off? :chase:
I've got some cream that sorts that out.
On the label it states "Must Be Applied By A 18 Year Old Female".
cs363
17th October 2009, 14:25
I've got some cream that sorts that out.
On the label it states "Must Be Applied By A 18 Year Old Female".
I'll take some, but only if it's unopened and comes with an unused applicator.
wbks
17th October 2009, 14:26
I'll take some, but only if it's unopened and comes with an unused applicator.Good luck finding any 18 year old virgin "applicator"'s in New Zeeland...
cs363
17th October 2009, 14:36
Good luck finding any 18 year old virgin "applicator"'s in New Zeeland...
Tell me about it.....might go buy a Lotto ticket, better odds! :lol:
Katman
17th October 2009, 15:06
Tell me about it.....might go buy a Lotto ticket, better odds! :lol:
If you win you might be able to afford one.
cs363
17th October 2009, 15:16
If you win you might be able to afford one.
Or more..... :banana:
Pussy
17th October 2009, 16:12
Or more..... :banana:
Got to wonder about you.....
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cs363
17th October 2009, 16:31
Got to wonder about you.....
From your personal collection? Always wondered what you got up to with all that free time you have.... :shifty:
Pussy
17th October 2009, 16:34
From your personal collection? Always wondered what you got up to with all that free time you have.... :shifty:
Nah... I just listen to my record collection.....
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cs363
17th October 2009, 16:36
Nah... I just listen to my record collection.....
:gob: Sicker than I thought.... :laugh:
Pussy
17th October 2009, 16:43
:gob: Sicker than I thought.... :laugh:
I've got some nice songs in my collection.....
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cs363
17th October 2009, 17:03
I've got some nice songs in my collection......
Funny, being a sicko isn't listed as a side effect of kerosene poisoning.... :rolleyes:
Pixie
18th October 2009, 08:18
What's with everyone being so fuckin testy about what happens on the road? People pop veins at someone mildly cutting them off even though it never remotely looked like an accident, if someone goes slightly too slow while towing a trailer or something it somehow warrants eyeballing and a hand signal, maybe a threat, too. Last few years people have been beaten to death over beeping their horn or driving a way the other person didn't like, and even on this site people mention being offended by "cagers" and get "smash him bro" and "you should have chased him down" kind of comments. You are pissed off that this person has surprised you or endangered you ruining your obviously zen mood, so you go do some dangerous driving and maybe get into a potentially lethal fight and rev yourself up some more....wtf?...
It's due to undersized genitalia
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