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Fatt Max
17th October 2009, 16:30
Hold the Waaaaaaaammmbulance.....just for now anyway,

OK, so I was lucky enough in these tough times to get a promotion at work, bit of extra folding, senior position and all that bollocks (which, let's face it, means nothing really in the big scheme of things) but I was also given a company car.

Now, that is a noce touch and I am grateful because the new role does invlolve a bit of travel so have been using the thing for work all week. Weather has been shot this week so evening rides have been a bit light but I managed to get out today for a quick roll around the local area....

....and it made me realise how much I fucking hate driving cars....give me the Max Mobile any day, cars suck, fucking hate them, really I do....

Call 0800 MOANING-PRICK any time you like, just had to get that one off the old birds nest
Grahameeboy
17th October 2009, 16:32
Harden up...........
nallac
17th October 2009, 16:37
yes they do...
Fatt Max
17th October 2009, 16:44
Harden up...........

Believe me, I'm trying mate....I dont cry when I drive and I dont listen to ZM...is that Hard enough?
Pussy
17th October 2009, 16:47
Listening to the "Morning Rumble" on The Rock radio station will ease the pain a little, Max.
Your car should have a wireless in it
AllanB
17th October 2009, 16:47
YA moaning prick ....... :lol::lol::lol:


Actually I quite like them. They certainly have a useful place in my life - load them up with all types of crap and if you have even more crap you can pop a trailer on the back. :2thumbsup
Them there is air-con in the summer and the heater in the winter.

Plus the more you drive one the better the weekend motorcycle ride is :headbang:

Plus I'd really like a rat rod.
Fatt Max
17th October 2009, 16:49
Listening to the "Morning Rumble" on The Rock radio station will ease the pain a little, Max.
Your car should have a wireless in it

Must admit, I do like Leah, Bryce, Paul and Rog in the morning, funny bastards.....and I have been blasting out a few CD's while on the road, Ace of Spades is getting a good airing at the moment as well as some blues music....

But you cant beat the bike I'm afraid....
Fatt Max
17th October 2009, 16:50
YA moaning prick ....... :lol::lol::lol:


Plus the more you drive one the better the weekend motorcycle ride is :headbang:

.

Ahhh, wisdom, never thought of that, mind you today was a fine example

Fuck me gently, I'm enjoying this lads.....:clap:
YellowDog
17th October 2009, 16:51
It's the moronic queues of traffic to get on the motorway that I miss most (NOT)!
Pumba
17th October 2009, 16:52
You have every right to bitch. The bike has sat in my shed for 3 weeks now (working in Whangarei, leave Monday back Friday) finally got out on it today for a quick spin round the block and it just reminded me how shit it is traveling by car
Fatt Max
17th October 2009, 17:05
You have every right to bitch. The bike has sat in my shed for 3 weeks now (working in Whangarei, leave Monday back Friday) finally got out on it today for a quick spin round the block and it just reminded me how shit it is traveling by car

Thats the story mate, drives you frikken insane after a while...double worse for you my man cos you get your arse in the track as well....
ready4whatever
17th October 2009, 18:27
If you drive the right car its nice. (me anyway) .just like how some bikes make you wanna cry
Grahameeboy
17th October 2009, 18:30
It's the moronic queues of traffic to get on the motorway that I miss most (NOT)!

What queues............I don't miss London traffic though....
StoneY
17th October 2009, 18:36
Been out twice on the ST today, and once in the cage

I like my cage....but a LOVE my bikes
I enjoy driving, riding, cycling, skating...if it has rolling wheels i enjoy it
I enjoyed operating the wee crane we had at work when I was a youngster labouring on a building site many moons ago....

But Max, I hear ya bro not everyone's kettle huh?
Dean
17th October 2009, 18:43
What queues............I don't miss London traffic though....

Fook me, One time I was driving to pick up a pack of fags yeah and I saw a lady yeah and I was like "show us ya muff luv'. Fooken 'ell she went of it. Got my packet of crisps an this tit tot shit wont give me my pack of fags so I was like give em to me Fookin neooww. Then the chav was like 'wats your name bruv where you from bruv' 'Ya fookin mothers muff' I replied.
Mully
17th October 2009, 18:49
Fook me, One time I was driving to pick up a pack of fags yeah and I saw a lady yeah and I was like "show us ya muff luv'. Fooken 'ell she went of it. Got my packet of crisps an this tit tot shit wont give me my pack of fags so I was like give em to me Fookin neooww. Then the chav was like 'wats your name bruv where you from bruv' 'Ya fookin mothers muff' I replied.

What!!??

*walks away, shaking head sadly*
Fatt Max
17th October 2009, 19:11
Fook me, One time I was driving to pick up a pack of fags yeah and I saw a lady yeah and I was like "show us ya muff luv'. Fooken 'ell she went of it. Got my packet of crisps an this tit tot shit wont give me my pack of fags so I was like give em to me Fookin neooww. Then the chav was like 'wats your name bruv where you from bruv' 'Ya fookin mothers muff' I replied.

Way aye mun, go way an shite.......
Fatt Max
17th October 2009, 19:12
What!!??



Dont panic, he is talking in a regional English dialect known as "Fucking Northern Monkey"
Mully
17th October 2009, 19:21
Dont panic, he is talking in a regional English dialect known as "Fucking Northern Monkey"

Oh, righto.

It's difficult to tell with Dean sometimes.
Grahameeboy
17th October 2009, 19:53
Fook me, One time I was driving to pick up a pack of fags yeah and I saw a lady yeah and I was like "show us ya muff luv'. Fooken 'ell she went of it. Got my packet of crisps an this tit tot shit wont give me my pack of fags so I was like give em to me Fookin neooww. Then the chav was like 'wats your name bruv where you from bruv' 'Ya fookin mothers muff' I replied.

Yeah.....I know what ya mean...:wacko:
Insanity_rules
17th October 2009, 20:38
Dont panic, he is talking in a regional English dialect known as "Fucking Northern Monkey"

Oh I memba vat. Woot u lookin a boi?
Chooky
17th October 2009, 20:46
I Fucking Hate Driving Cars.....


Wot...? Next you'll be saying you dont like fukin pies... :rolleyes:
mrchips
17th October 2009, 20:48
Is it Grey ?

some cars are fun....some definately aren't.

This is the factory sticker on the inside of my drivers door... it was love at first sight.

scuse my art skillz

147382
Dean
17th October 2009, 21:20
P blow
Emo assholes
The new politically correct racially diverse version of the little rascals
To get in their club housin
You got to rub snouzes
And Eskimo kiss they leader the Asian alfalfa
Dam cagers world.
Danae
18th October 2009, 00:18
I still don't have my restricted license...:weep: Went for a lesson with my dad today, I get the mean road rage when driving a car. Only stalled once.
Swoop
18th October 2009, 07:03
Call 0800 MOANING-PRICK any time you like
Just tried it and it is engaged. Katman, please hang up and call back again later.