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Clivoris
20th October 2009, 14:10
Being married and all, I should have known that the pursuit of fast women could only end in tearing flesh and salty tears. More on that later.

As I was handing over the credit card to pay for fuel on the way to the race track, I was struck by the reality that I could no longer justify racing while paying off an overdraft. Months of denial crumbled like Shane Cameron and I decided to man-up, like several others I respect in the race scene have done. I decided that this was to be my last race meeting for sometime.

Feeling sad but determined to have a good day I managed to get set up in good time. The mighty CBR required very little apart from the pressures checked and a quick safety inspection.

Supersport and Superbike Qualifying
Supersport qualifying was less than inspiring and I rode like Joe90 after a dodgie software download (look it up young people). I seemed to have lost all my reference points, favourite lines as well as my confidence in Dunlop. Feeding qualifiers out in groups doesn't work for me either, as it means that I am waiting for faster riders to pass me throughout the whole session rather than just the first lap. Much to my relief, I did manage to qualify 28th with a 1:19.5. Several others having transponder trouble saved me from qualifying further down the field.

Prior to Superbikes I found myself a quiet spot and tried to patch my software with a bit of visualisation. This showed me how badly degraded my mental-map had become but I did the best repair I could, shifted focus to what needed to done and dropped 2 seconds from the Supersport session, getting into the 1:17s. I was pleased with this and was looking forward to shaving more off and going for a new PB.

Supersport Race 1
I took a very neutral approach to the start and settled into a rhythm fairly quickly. At some point I think discodan and Geoff Booth got by me and I noticed that I was slowly reeling Aria in. The speed differential wasn't that great so I wasn't sure about being able to get past. I eventually got a good exit out of Dunlop on lap 7 and arrived at turn 1 carrying a bit more speed going in and out. I noticed that I was carrying more revs on the exit (= more speed) and planned to get alongside of Aria on the outside of turn 2 and make the pass on the inside of Splash. This plan was submitted and rapidly approved by race-control, right wrist applied the extra wrist activity and it all went Oprah shaped. The rear stepped left, then stepped right, then I was airborn executing what I can only hope was a graceful somersault, to land on the back of my right shoulder like I was drilling for oil with it.

I got to my feet with the rapidity of the truly embarassed and tried to signal race control that there was no need to stop the race on account of little old me. It seemed I was too late as the flags were already out. My embarassment for causing a race stoppage was electron microscope tiny compared to the embarassment when I discovered that the race had been red flagged before my performance:doh:. Like a muppet with extra cheese I had been too busy watching Aria and hadn't seen the red on the start finish straight. Lesson learned, I hope.

It was all fun and games from here. An ambulance ride with the perenially good humoured Wharfy, despite his very waxy appearance. Excellent support from the Ambo's, track crew and other well-wishers. The discovery that my last lap was a new PB (1:16.3) and Steevie telling me my bike looked ok and could he race it cos his was broken? After having others offer me their bikes to race in the past, I couldn't say no. After a few minor repairs he was away. The only regret I had was that he managed a 1:16.29 on it. Thanks for bringing it home in one Steevie.

I must thank Phil (SVS) for the help and the ride to hospital. Thanks to those who packed my van up as well, Russ, Glenn, Jeff and others. Thanks Sandra and the crew for getting my baby off the track and back to the pits. Thanks for the Dring too CJ. Thanks to those who kept an eye on my daughter until I returned to the track and I have been very humbled by the offers of help from so many others. Palmy hospital were great as well, despite being very busy.

I have a complete seperation of my AC joint, which receives a pretty similar treatment regime to a broken collar-bone. It sits in a sling until the bits knit back together. I was able to attend prizegiving, drank too much, got embarassed by President Melintino's generosity and was even able to drive home to Porirua the next day. 3 cheers for automatic vans. Still, I laughed like a drain 20 seconds after I picked up my usual take away espresso on the way home. I'm gonna have to practice driving and drinking coffee at the same time with one arm in a sling.

Overall, my first seaon on a 600 has been mixed. I achieved my goals lap-time wise but paid a lot physically and financially. 4 crashes in 6 months with no-one else but myself to blame isn't a suprise in hindsight, and a couple of people I respect warned me that I was stepping up a little early. :2thumbsup But it was a good idea at the time and I just can't bring myself to regret it.

The VMCC team have done a spectacular job and I am so bloody lucky to be able to rock up on race-day and it all runs so well. The challenges inviolved in putting this series together are many.

Many thanks again to all my sponsors, especially Q8Oils, Metzeler tyres and Crazefox. Sorry I couldn't keep her shinier Crazefox, it was the best paintjob ever.

MSTRS
20th October 2009, 14:15
Hey 'Arnie' ;) ...how's it?

Drew
20th October 2009, 14:27
Grreat read bro.

Sucks ya went down, but not as much as sitting out for a while will.

Hope things pick up quickly for ya.

yungatart
20th October 2009, 15:11
It will be kinda funny to not see you out there, Clive.
Hope someone else will take good care of your baby...
Damn shame, we were commenting how smooth and comfortable you looked out there.
I guess we will still see you at the track?

Tony.OK
20th October 2009, 15:17
Clive ya should get a real shit paintjob mate, best way to ensure ya don't crash again, kinda like bringin wets.......ya never need em when ya got em :whistle:

Bummed to see ya in a sling dude, still had a smile on yer dial which is great.

Heal quick, and hope to see ya back out there soon mate!

Clivoris
20th October 2009, 15:45
It will be kinda funny to not see you out there, Clive.
Hope someone else will take good care of your baby...
Damn shame, we were commenting how smooth and comfortable you looked out there.
I guess we will still see you at the track?

:DI'm not selling up or giving up yet. Just getting rid of some debts that I had expected to have had sorted by now. I am over the guilt of racing while my overdraft moves far too slowly.
Thanks for the support people. I will be working on my patience over the next 3 weeks.

madmal64
20th October 2009, 15:56
Yet another great race report. These Posts I will miss. Nearly as much as my compressor I will catch up with you soon to shoot the breeze & you can make me a decent coffee.

Deano
20th October 2009, 17:02
Hey Clive, a great report. You must be pleased that you achieved your goals - that's what it is all about !

Hope you heal up quickly. See ya out there soon.

wharfy
20th October 2009, 17:20
Overall, my first seaon on a 600 has been mixed. I achieved my goals lap-time wise but paid a lot physically and financially. 4 crashes in 6 months with no-one else but myself to blame isn't a suprise in hindsight, and a couple of people I respect warned me that I was stepping up a little early. :2thumbsup But it was a good idea at the time and I just can't bring myself to regret it.


I understand completely mate, the sensible path for me would have been pro-twins after clubman's on the Hornet - but when was motorcycle racing ever about being sensible ?
I shudder to think how much those 6 1/2 laps cost me on Saturday, but it was worth it :) I hope I am still racing when the 675 qualifies as a post classic :2thumbsup
I have pretty much discharged my family responsibilities so "damn the debt" .

As I like to say "you can't take it with you, but you can spend someone else's before you go"

Marknz
20th October 2009, 17:27
Great report, and pleased to read you achieved your goals for the season... even if it was a little expensive.

Heal well!

coffeejunkie
20th October 2009, 19:56
No worries Clive.....Heres hoping you bounce back as well as bounced on the track :2thumbsup

crazefox
20th October 2009, 20:29
Being married and all, I should have known that the pursuit of fast women could only end in tearing flesh and salty tears. More on that later.

As I was handing over the credit card to pay for fuel on the way to the race track, I was struck by the reality that I could no longer justify racing while paying off an overdraft. Months of denial crumbled like Shane Cameron and I decided to man-up, like several others I respect in the race scene have done. I decided that this was to be my last race meeting for sometime.

Feeling sad but determined to have a good day I managed to get set up in good time. The mighty CBR required very little apart from the pressures checked and a quick safety inspection.

Supersport and Superbike Qualifying
Supersport qualifying was less than inspiring and I rode like Joe90 after a dodgie software download (look it up young people). I seemed to have lost all my reference points, favourite lines as well as my confidence in Dunlop. Feeding qualifiers out in groups doesn't work for me either, as it means that I am waiting for faster riders to pass me throughout the whole session rather than just the first lap. Much to my relief, I did manage to qualify 28th with a 1:19.5. Several others having transponder trouble saved me from qualifying further down the field.

Prior to Superbikes I found myself a quiet spot and tried to patch my software with a bit of visualisation. This showed me how badly degraded my mental-map had become but I did the best repair I could, shifted focus to what needed to done and dropped 2 seconds from the Supersport session, getting into the 1:17s. I was pleased with this and was looking forward to shaving more off and going for a new PB.

Supersport Race 1
I took a very neutral approach to the start and settled into a rhythm fairly quickly. At some point I think discodan and Geoff Booth got by me and I noticed that I was slowly reeling Aria in. The speed differential wasn't that great so I wasn't sure about being able to get past. I eventually got a good exit out of Dunlop on lap 7 and arrived at turn 1 carrying a bit more speed going in and out. I noticed that I was carrying more revs on the exit (= more speed) and planned to get alongside of Aria on the outside of turn 2 and make the pass on the inside of Splash. This plan was submitted and rapidly approved by race-control, right wrist applied the extra wrist activity and it all went Oprah shaped. The rear stepped left, then stepped right, then I was airborn executing what I can only hope was a graceful somersault, to land on the back of my right shoulder like I was drilling for oil with it.

I got to my feet with the rapidity of the truly embarassed and tried to signal race control that there was no need to stop the race on account of little old me. It seemed I was too late as the flags were already out. My embarassment for causing a race stoppage was electron microscope tiny compared to the embarassment when I discovered that the race had been red flagged before my performance:doh:. Like a muppet with extra cheese I had been too busy watching Aria and hadn't seen the red on the start finish straight. Lesson learned, I hope.

It was all fun and games from here. An ambulance ride with the perenially good humoured Wharfy, despite his very waxy appearance. Excellent support from the Ambo's, track crew and other well-wishers. The discovery that my last lap was a new PB (1:16.3) and Steevie telling me my bike looked ok and could he race it cos his was broken? After having others offer me their bikes to race in the past, I couldn't say no. After a few minor repairs he was away. The only regret I had was that he managed a 1:16.29 on it. Thanks for bringing it home in one Steevie.

I must thank Phil (SVS) for the help and the ride to hospital. Thanks to those who packed my van up as well, Russ, Glenn, Jeff and others. Thanks Sandra and the crew for getting my baby off the track and back to the pits. Thanks for the Dring too CJ. Thanks to those who kept an eye on my daughter until I returned to the track and I have been very humbled by the offers of help from so many others. Palmy hospital were great as well, despite being very busy.

I have a complete seperation of my AC joint, which receives a pretty similar treatment regime to a broken collar-bone. It sits in a sling until the bits knit back together. I was able to attend prizegiving, drank too much, got embarassed by President Melintino's generosity and was even able to drive home to Porirua the next day. 3 cheers for automatic vans. Still, I laughed like a drain 20 seconds after I picked up my usual take away espresso on the way home. I'm gonna have to practice driving and drinking coffee at the same time with one arm in a sling.

Overall, my first seaon on a 600 has been mixed. I achieved my goals lap-time wise but paid a lot physically and financially. 4 crashes in 6 months with no-one else but myself to blame isn't a suprise in hindsight, and a couple of people I respect warned me that I was stepping up a little early. :2thumbsup But it was a good idea at the time and I just can't bring myself to regret it.

The VMCC team have done a spectacular job and I am so bloody lucky to be able to rock up on race-day and it all runs so well. The challenges inviolved in putting this series together are many.

Many thanks again to all my sponsors, especially Q8Oils, Metzeler tyres and Crazefox. Sorry I couldn't keep her shinier Crazefox, it was the best paintjob ever.

All i can say bro is FUCK

chanceyy
20th October 2009, 20:37
:killingme what a most brilliant write up Clive .. still have the grin on my face .. & your very welcome .. at least we knew where you were pitted so it made our job that much easier :clap:

riffer
20th October 2009, 20:55
Nice one Clive. :pinch:

Still sounds like you'll heal okay and you'll be able to predict crap weather hours in advance in future now through aches and pains.

Enjoy your time off.

codgyoleracer
21st October 2009, 07:32
Its a pleaseure to share the paddock with you Clive , - I would like to see you back in it soon in whatever role or on whatever bike takes your and your bank managers fancy....
Mend well
Glen

sinfull
21st October 2009, 07:37
Fuck you beth, you'll be back !

Feel for ya bro, if ya need some good painkillers i have a number spare !!!
Know what it's like makin ends meet with littlies and wouldn't be doing this if i still had em and my dept, but like others have said i'm in a position where it's all about meeeee now and i endulge myself !

Do what ya have to mate, your a top bloke and our ol mate Khama will see ya doing what ya love again soon enough !

James Deuce
21st October 2009, 07:39
Racing drunk AGAIN!

How many times?

scracha
21st October 2009, 16:57
done. I decided that this was to be my last race meeting for sometime.

Fuck, you made sure of that Clive



Many thanks again to all my sponsors, especially Q8Oils, Metzeler tyres and Crazefox. Sorry I couldn't keep her shinier Crazefox, it was the best paintjob ever.
Much nicer than the puke yellow colour that Toast had on it.

GWS mate.

Do I send flowers to your house or office?

Racey Rider
21st October 2009, 18:04
Always a spot for you in 150's Clive!

Thanks for all your encouragement to all the KB racers.

Heal quick. See you in some capacity next year I'm sure.

Racey

Clivoris
21st October 2009, 18:41
Racing drunk AGAIN!

How many times?
Only 4 x Ow. :lol:A drunkard and a slow learner:drinkup:

Fuck, you made sure of that Clive


Much nicer than the puke yellow colour that Toast had on it.

GWS mate.

Do I send flowers to your house or office?

Not back at work yet mate, but if you send me flowers I will let you go on top for a change:2thumbsup. What's wrong with yellow? Toast is gonna teach me to go fast without crashing now, just to teach you a lesson.

kit
22nd October 2009, 22:43
Sorry to hear about your oopsy! Your reports are always humorous and I for 1 will miss reading them. Hope you get back out on the track soon!
I finally have my track bike ready (I think) and am looking forward to getting it out on sunday.... fingers crossed....
Wish you a speedy recovery:2thumbsup

Clivoris
23rd October 2009, 06:58
Sorry to hear about your oopsy! Your reports are always humorous and I for 1 will miss reading them. Hope you get back out on the track soon!
I finally have my track bike ready (I think) and am looking forward to getting it out on sunday.... fingers crossed....
Wish you a speedy recovery:2thumbsup

Thanks for that. I will definitely be back when the fates allow. Have a blast on that track bike mate.

Kendog
23rd October 2009, 07:18
Awesome race report.

All the best for the recovery, I have a feeling you will be back out there again before you know it :rockon:

roadracingoldfart
26th October 2009, 20:19
It was always going to be a learning year Clive , I am sure you took all you needed from the learning curve you created. I like the way you went against some (including mine) opinions and just fuggin did it.
Well done mate and as your a bit sore , just have a wee lie down but dont forget to get dinner ready by the time Lisa is home.

Paul.

Clivoris
26th October 2009, 20:58
It was always going to be a learning year Clive , I am sure you took all you needed from the learning curve you created. I like the way you went against some (including mine) opinions and just fuggin did it.
Well done mate and as your a bit sore , just have a wee lie down but dont forget to get dinner ready by the time Lisa is home.

Paul.

Cheers Paul. I've learned heaps for sure. Probably the biggest lesson has been "Stick to the plan". I ended up trying hard (and just racing) as my primary strategy and let the things I planned to work on, fit in where I could fit them in. Still, I managed to meet some goals and had a bloody ball. Next season will be more systematic and productive, with much less crashing. Thanks for all your help.

Drew
28th October 2009, 12:59
Cheers Paul. I've learned heaps for sure. Probably the biggest lesson has been "Stick to the plan". I ended up trying hard (and just racing) as my primary strategy and let the things I planned to work on, fit in where I could fit them in. Still, I managed to meet some goals and had a bloody ball. Next season will be more systematic and productive, with much less crashing. Thanks for all your help.

To my mind bro, when the green flag drops it's a race. Go as fast as ya can.

Learning the bike, and setting up should be done primarily at test days.

Clivoris
28th October 2009, 17:18
To my mind bro, when the green flag drops it's a race. Go as fast as ya can.

Learning the bike, and setting up should be done primarily at test days.

Couldn't agree with you more bro. I will definitely be reviewing my set-up at a track day and be going as fast as I can. I think one of the issues is "how" I'm trying to go fast. All race advice seems to eventually boil down to brake later, throttle earlier. But I feel like I've been all over the place (relatively speaking). A simple example is that I noticed that the later I brake, the shallower and earlier my turn in gets. I'm not complaining though because I'm getting more comfortable with the bike and the speeds, which will make it easier for me to fix things like my turn-in. As long as I'm having a good time and learning I'm pretty happy. Much less crashing from now on too.

Drew
29th October 2009, 09:45
Couldn't agree with you more bro. I will definitely be reviewing my set-up at a track day and be going as fast as I can. I think one of the issues is "how" I'm trying to go fast. All race advice seems to eventually boil down to brake later, throttle earlier. But I feel like I've been all over the place (relatively speaking). A simple example is that I noticed that the later I brake, the shallower and earlier my turn in gets. I'm not complaining though because I'm getting more comfortable with the bike and the speeds, which will make it easier for me to fix things like my turn-in. As long as I'm having a good time and learning I'm pretty happy. Much less crashing from now on too.

Yeah man. The later you brake, the earlier ya get on the gas. Sounds counter intuitive untill you picture the revised corner arc that you're taking. On a 600 corner speed massively reduces lap times too, so there is a trade off to be had.

scracha
30th October 2009, 07:22
Toast is gonna teach me to go fast without crashing now, just to teach you a lesson.
You always said you could beat me one handed....now prove it

slowpoke
30th October 2009, 07:30
You always said you could beat me one handed....now prove it

I think Clive was picturing a lump of wood in his hand when he said that.....

Clivoris
30th October 2009, 11:40
I think Clive was picturing a lump of wood in his hand when he said that.....

Beat me to it:laugh: