thebadger dodges death, and also has a flavour! [Archive]

thebadger

21st October 2009, 19:50

So on my way to the gym today I was filtering up to an intersection, couldn't go right to the front cos some fucktard decided to change lanes at the last minute and was blocking up the whole show, so I pulled up next to a station wagon. Was waiting patiently, minding my own business, when from the back window of the station wagon, inches from my elbow appeared the large furry snout of a German Shepherd. It looks at me for a second, then gives my sleeve a big lick! ?!?! I rode away pissing myself laughing...

But then an hour later almost got taken out by some soccer mum in a Range Rover, yakking on her cellphone and thinking she's above giving way, indicating or even checking if she's about to run over some unsuspecting person in her way. She got the horn, and the bird. Should've shoved that cellphone up her rectum... But karma's a bitch, it'll get her in the end ;)

Moral of the story: self-important bitches from Mt Eden are trying to kill me, but at least I taste good :D

Ragingrob

21st October 2009, 19:55

Fark I got the biggest fright the other day. Was lane-splitting along the motorway, fully concentrating on any indication of movement for cars to jump in front of me. I was just coming up to a ute and a dog in the back that I didn't see gave a massive bark right in my ear as I went past, I actually flinched and swerved away from it! Ended up continuing on my way laughing at how funny I would've looked to the cars behind me :lol:

sondela

21st October 2009, 20:13

sondela

21st October 2009, 20:15

Oh and congrats on having flavour Badger! :2thumbsup

bogan

21st October 2009, 20:25

Yup, all badgers have a flavour, though thats not why I lick em :blip::bleh:

sorry, once thought of it had to be said

ital916

21st October 2009, 21:20

Yup, all badgers have a flavour, though thats not why I lick em :blip::bleh:

sorry, once thought of it had to be said

Shouldnt that be "all beavers have a flavour, though thats not why I lick em". Dont think I've ever heard a muff being called a badger....good be just me though ;)

gijoe1313

21st October 2009, 22:23

I guess the doggy in the window was just wanting a lick of the leathers ... "mmm, tastes like din-dins!" :banana:

SARGE

21st October 2009, 22:25

Haha oh I've had that happen too.. scares you so much you nearly lose it, then you nearly fall off the bike laughing :D

i bark back

Oh and congrats on having flavour Badger! :2thumbsup

my neignbors dog eats his own poo.. so much for taste buds...

SARGE

21st October 2009, 22:28

Dont think I've ever heard a muff being called a badger.

youve obviously never met any of my ex-wives .. :doh:

PrincessBandit

21st October 2009, 22:29

Yes I too have flinched when a "friendly" doggy has spoken loudly to me as our paths have been aligned on a stretch of road. I'd bark back except that with my visor shut I doubt they'd hear me, or at worst might misinterpret what I said in doggy language....

vgcspares

22nd October 2009, 15:34

bogan

22nd October 2009, 15:36

Shouldnt that be "all beavers have a flavour, though thats not why I lick em". Dont think I've ever heard a muff being called a badger....good be just me though ;)

tis british for beaver, JC used the term on top gear I believe

ital916

23rd October 2009, 07:30

tis british for beaver, JC used the term on top gear I believe

Well Im from england and never heard them being called badger....or maybe I was just from the classy part of town ;)

Zuki lover

23rd October 2009, 09:29

maybe he was guna lick its ass,.... but saw you 1st:lol::lol::lol::lol:

pritch

23rd October 2009, 14:28

I'd bark back except that with my visor shut I doubt they'd hear me, or at worst might misinterpret what I said in doggy language....

You sometimes don't actually need to make any noise, just move your head as if you're barking. I was parked behind a car with two Dobermans inside once and I did the head movements, the dogs went berserk.

The driver was looking everywhere trying to figure out what got the dogs going. When he looked at me in the mirror I was doing my "butter wouldn't melt" thing.

His ears could still be ringing...

PrincessBandit

23rd October 2009, 18:50

these have resulted in offs:

.........

so dogs, badgers and beavers need to be treated with circumspection

Not circumcision then?

Katman

24th October 2009, 14:05

these have resulted in offs:

2 bees
3 birds
1 bull
3 cats
5 cows
2 cyclists
1 deer
11 dogs
1 goat
1 kangaroo
2 possum
4 sheep
3 turkeys

so dogs, badgers and beavers need to be treated with circumspection

That's an impressive list.

You sure you're not doing something wrong?

gazmascelle

24th October 2009, 14:52

But then an hour later almost got taken out by some soccer mum in a Range Rover, yakking on her cellphone and thinking she's above giving way, indicating or even checking if she's about to run over some unsuspecting person in her way. She got the horn, and the bird. Should've shoved that cellphone up her rectum... But karma's a bitch, it'll get her in the end ;)

Moral of the story: self-important bitches from Mt Eden are trying to kill me, but at least I taste good :D

Is it just me (or just palmy) but it seems like there are twice as many retards on the road lately? Every day here I come across someone that thinks a red light or give way rules don't apply to them.. usually some toff in a 4WD or mum with all the kids in the back :doobey:

Insanity_rules

24th October 2009, 20:14

Is it just me (or just palmy) but it seems like there are twice as many retards on the road lately? Every day here I come across someone that thinks a red light or give way rules don't apply to them.. usually some toff in a 4WD or mum with all the kids in the back :doobey:

4wd's and Vans for some reason. Side note my doberman loves to lick anything thats animal fibre or skin. I have to put away my leathers immediately or else he'll lick the daylights out of them. He's also in love with my merino T-Shirt that I like to wear when I ride.

BMWST?

24th October 2009, 20:37

these have resulted in offs:

2 bees
3 birds
1 bull
3 cats
5 cows
2 cyclists
1 deer
11 dogs
1 goat
1 kangaroo
2 possum
4 sheep
3 turkeys

and a Partridge in a Pear tree

bogan

24th October 2009, 20:51

Is it just me (or just palmy) but it seems like there are twice as many retards on the road lately? Every day here I come across someone that thinks a red light or give way rules don't apply to them.. usually some toff in a 4WD or mum with all the kids in the back :doobey:

I cant wait till november, then I can start tooting at the 'drive 35kmhr down Te Awe Awe st while talking on cellphone' crowd, personally havent notice an increase in tards lately, I have started keeping a close eye on anything with manawatu standard written on it though; scooter doing 35kmhr on footpath, cages performing 3 midemenours and one cut-off in less than 1km, and those bit of paper with the 'orrible articles in them are probly bad for you somehow. /rant over

howdamnhard

24th October 2009, 21:09

these have resulted in offs:

2 bees
3 birds
1 bull
3 cats
5 cows
2 cyclists
1 deer
11 dogs
1 goat
1 kangaroo
2 possum
4 sheep
3 turkeys

so dogs, badgers and beavers need to be treated with circumspection

Gee you sure do crash a lot , you had better pinch yourself to check your still alive.:laugh:

howdamnhard

24th October 2009, 21:18

But then an hour later almost got taken out by some soccer mum in a Range Rover, yakking on her cellphone and thinking she's above giving way, indicating or even checking if she's about to run over some unsuspecting person in her way. She got the horn, and the bird. Should've shoved that cellphone up her rectum... But karma's a bitch, it'll get her in the end ;)

Well at least you kept the rubber side down and the shiny side up, Well :done: . You will get used to idiots on the road trying to kill you , keep your wits about you and stay safe.:shifty:

Genie

25th October 2009, 16:04

4wd's and Vans for some reason. Side note my doberman loves to lick anything thats animal fibre or skin. I have to put away my leathers immediately or else he'll lick the daylights out of them. He's also in love with my merino T-Shirt that I like to wear when I ride.

ha...i too have a dobermann that loves to lick...it's in the genes!!!!!

Insanity_rules

25th October 2009, 22:12

ha...i too have a dobermann that loves to lick...it's in the genes!!!!!

Snap! How old is yours? I have an 8 month old male. Is yours in love with natural materials too. I swear when I get home from a ride my boy tries to have his wicked way with my gear.

Heres a pic

hayd3n

25th October 2009, 23:30

Insanity_rules

25th October 2009, 23:34

wow spooky eyes

Nah just my stupid bloody flash.

Genie

26th October 2009, 07:34

Snap! How old is yours? I have an 8 month old male. Is yours in love with natural materials too. I swear when I get home from a ride my boy tries to have his wicked way with my gear.

Heres a pic

My boy is almost 2, he's my second one, they all nuts. Mine has a fetish for fluffy toys, rips the nose off, then the eyes, then he just rips them to shreds.

R-Soul

4th February 2010, 16:34

these have resulted in offs:

2 bees
3 birds
1 bull
3 cats
5 cows
2 cyclists
1 deer
11 dogs
1 goat
1 kangaroo
2 possum
4 sheep
3 turkeys

so dogs, badgers and beavers need to be treated with circumspection

Perhaps you should stop shortcutting through Auckland zoo...