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Skyryder
22nd October 2009, 10:57
We need is a bit of humor so being the man of moment he's in the ACC discussion.

Just hope he's not put in the Pointless Drivel mind you might be just where he belongs.

No winners here guys..............just have some fun.


Skyryder
retro asian
22nd October 2009, 11:09
That's right baby, I'll give you the best 2 minutes of your life too.
Rhubarb
22nd October 2009, 11:13
Give me an A ....... A . Give me a C ...........C


(finger shape)
ital916
22nd October 2009, 11:14
"C's UP!"


What the hon nick smith doing pulling gang signs...the cheeky bastar.
kiwifruit
22nd October 2009, 11:14
You bikers are tough when theres a crowd of ewes,

lets go one on one,

i'll take you down with my THUMB AND FOREFINGER OF D00M
Blue TLS
22nd October 2009, 11:18
Honestly, my bonus was only this big
Rhubarb
22nd October 2009, 11:22
Mr Spock used this Vulcan death grip ............ I prefer to cup and squeeze motorcyclists !!
Naki Rat
22nd October 2009, 11:27
16%, 16 times,..... whatever? Never could get the hang of these computer things
Hiflyer
22nd October 2009, 11:29
Seriously, the levies will only seem this big.
Skyryder
22nd October 2009, 11:32
John, on my grandmothers grave, I swear I told them to raise the bike levy's by ...................that much.

Skyryder
Swoop
22nd October 2009, 11:36
Bikers, I care about your anti-ACC campaign, this much!
martybabe
22nd October 2009, 11:37
Why won't these Bloody bikers take me seriously!!
magicmonkey
22nd October 2009, 11:43
But I'm only going to fuck you this much, What are you complaining about!
Devil
22nd October 2009, 11:52
iiittt'sss the CLAW!!!*

Jim Carrey "Liar Liar" reference
MSTRS
22nd October 2009, 11:53
I'm getting the idea that motorcyclists believe my bullshit 'this much'.
bogan
22nd October 2009, 11:55
It would seem my balls are this close to the bandsaw; damn, shudnt have pissed off those bikers.
Coldrider
22nd October 2009, 12:47
Not another defamation case.
HenryDorsetCase
22nd October 2009, 12:51
my cock is only this big, it'll hardly hurt when I give bikers a good reaming.
Mystic13
22nd October 2009, 13:07
1/ At the public enquiry after the fees are abandoned - "Yes, I now acknowledge the statistics were full of errors but I have a pile of statistics this thick and I don't know which page I got them from"

2/ Captain Hook explains benefits of new motorcycle fee.

3/ After consulting a body language expert Nick mastered the art of pointing unoffensively.

4/ "I only had one drink officer. This much."

5/ "No I can't put this finger down. I haven't washed it yet and I don't want it touching the others."

6/ Nick was well known for acting like a child. the other day he did the "L" for Loser sign when another member spoke and today it "C" for .....
avgas
22nd October 2009, 13:07
Today's bikes are too powerful.
I used to ride my trusty Zundapp like this and I never got hurt.
Stirts
22nd October 2009, 13:19
It was reported today that Nick Smith, Minister of ACC has been diagnosed with a serious case of Occupational Overuse Syndrome for doing nothing but shoving his fingers up his arse!!
MSTRS
22nd October 2009, 14:53
It was reported today that Nick Smith, Minister of ACC has been diagnosed with a serious case of Occupational Overuse Syndrome for doing nothing but shoving his fingers up his arse!!

Or....
I've managed to stretch it this much, so far. One day...my fist.
Stirts
22nd October 2009, 15:15
Or....
I've managed to stretch it this much, so far. One day...my fist.

His goal..... to be the biggest arsehole in Parliment!!
Skyryder
22nd October 2009, 15:33
But John I'm only going to sell...........this much.

Skyryder
george formby
22nd October 2009, 18:53
I know it will only make this much difference, but don't tell them that.

Look how sticky my bogeys are!

I use the crab hold to carry the missus home from the pub.
nothingflash
22nd October 2009, 18:55
That's not true - my penis is this big.
FJRider
22nd October 2009, 18:58
I came this close to telling my mummy on you bikers ...
Voltaire
22nd October 2009, 19:17
" This according to our ACC Statistics is 16% of 600cc x $70."
awayatc
22nd October 2009, 19:32
My penis is this big,
I am the biggest Dick.....

Dick Smith.....
Not Nick
ynot slow
22nd October 2009, 21:09
My wife is so ugly I need this many viagra tablets stacked on top to get it up.

I think I know this much about bikes and accidents.
Maha
22nd October 2009, 21:12
''Nick? How big did you say Skyryders dick was''?......:dodge:
nothingflash
22nd October 2009, 21:12
My ACC man on Close Up tonight is this close to losing his job.
nothingflash
22nd October 2009, 21:13
That BRONZ chap came this close to breaking my ACC man right down on Close up.
2wheeldrifter
22nd October 2009, 21:35
Bikers only represent THIS MUCH of the total ACC accident care spending.... but have a cunning plan to SCREW the bastards to the max anyway!