View Full Version : Kitchens and blonde females do not mix
Mom
22nd October 2009, 19:52
The oven is on lets call a fairly high temp. Put on one oven glove, the dish I want to remove is not heavy afterall. Take the dish out and attempt to transfer meatballs to pot on stove. One sticks to the paper towel :mad:
So, I turn the dish over using my other hand :pinch:
Yepper, bare fingers connect with very hot pyrex dish. I was contained enough to call my self a silly bitch :2thumbsup before running the cold tap over singed fingers.
The hell with increasing ACC levies for riding bikes, the kitchen is far more dangerous :yes:
Oh well, at least I no longer have fingerprints on a couple of fingers on my left hand :D Be harder to chase me down for not paying rego on the blue lovey :dodge:
vifferman
22nd October 2009, 19:57
Oops!
I hope your hand heals OK.
FJRider
22nd October 2009, 20:01
The hell with increasing ACC levies for riding bikes, the kitchen is far more dangerous :yes:
And you wonder why males seldom venture in there ... except in emergency situations (like when we're starving and no females around to feed us ...)
cooking is womens work for a reason ... :innocent:
Kiwi Graham
22nd October 2009, 20:02
Never mind the meat balls, get back in ther and cook me some eggs ;)
Hope the cold water did the trick mate.
Mom
22nd October 2009, 20:05
Oops!
I hope your hand heals OK.
I will be fine :D Fingers look funny with no prints :blip:
No lasting damage, I promise, just a little bit baked is all.
cooking is womens work for a reason ... :innocent:
Hmmmmmmmm :spanking:
MadDuck
22nd October 2009, 20:08
I have just two things to say to you Mom
Sausages
Ice Cream
ohh and hope the hand heals :whistle:
FJRider
22nd October 2009, 20:10
Oops!
I hope your hand heals OK.
ME TOO ...
I can suggest places to put your fingers to ease the pain ... and help forget what the problem was ... PM me if in doubt where .... ;)
If the pain in YOUR fingers is too great ... use somebody ELSES fingers ... :innocent:
ynot slow
22nd October 2009, 20:41
No comment re kitchen and blonde.But I HATE that too,went to shift hot roast dish along bench,thought nah don't need towel,only short push,turned out fingers slipped and hand plant onto dish,nice I think not.
dogsnbikes
22nd October 2009, 20:53
Ouch...heal quickly
occupational hazzard here think I'm out of fingerprinnts and palm prints
bloody meatballs what happen too letting maha's meatball roll out the door :dodge:
sinfull
22nd October 2009, 20:56
Pain is mearly weakness leaving the body !!! Get on with his dinner !!!
yungatart
23rd October 2009, 08:50
Baked? You reckon?
I'd say half baked....
Silly girl..aloe vera gel works well on burns, or lavendar oil!
coffeejunkie
23rd October 2009, 08:59
OMG!!! Mom that hurts like a fucker....yes ive done somethng simular....Hope it heels quickly....No fingerprints huh? maybe a crime spree is in order, LOL
Stirts
23rd October 2009, 09:46
Awwwwwwwwww stink Anne, I farken hate burnt fingers, they get so sore sore!!! Hope you heal up soon. Oh and I am available for a crime-spree, a bank robbery maybe? :D
I hate it when I burn fingers when cooking a yummie- licious dinner....takes all the yummieness and enjoyment out of my meal. Might be because I usually end up getting so angry at the dish (it is the dish fault you know) I throw the dish and dinner away :angry: :doh:
Wasn't there a playground song about meatballs?
On top of spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.
It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.
The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,
It grew into a tree.
The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.
So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze.
Fark that was so funny as a kid......not so now :weep:
NZsarge
23rd October 2009, 09:57
Ouch! Hope the injuries heal quickly Mom.
Skyryder
23rd October 2009, 11:12
Nothing like a hot pyrex to demonstrate how safe biking is.
Skyryder
Usarka
23rd October 2009, 11:33
People like you are to blame for our levy increases.
You do know ACC will "accidentally" misread baking accident don't you :killingme
Mom
23rd October 2009, 15:03
Wasn't there a playground song about meatballs?
On top of spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.
Fark that was so funny as a kid......not so now :weep:
I still think it is funny :yes:
These were spicy, pork meatballs with stir fry veges and a gingerbeer sauce :drool:
Fingers are fine today, just shiney :D and feel weird when I touch things :killingme
Mom
23rd October 2009, 15:05
People like you are to blame for our levy increases.
You do know ACC will "accidentally" misread baking accident don't you :killingme
As long as the dead beats that enter the details of the accident into the database dont misspell it and enter it as a biking accident it will be sweet. Oh, wait a bit, I have not made a claim :pinch:
jafar
23rd October 2009, 18:06
Oh, wait a bit, I have not made a claim :pinch:
What kind of biker are ya??:argh: No claim for a legitimate baking injury?:mad: You'll have the extra $500 back in no time :2thumbsup
How were the meatballs :whistle:
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