ACC Protest Song

[Fatt Max]

Well, in light of all the crap knocking about over these crazy ACC levies, I have decided to write and record a song for you all which I hope you enjoy;

Check it out here:

http://www.amplifier.co.nz/track/50048/jam-it-acc.html

I'm going to donate any money raised from the sale of this track to CanTeen.

Didnt want to put this in the ACC Levy Forum as there is far more important stuff being discussed there but I hope you get a bit of fun out of this.

Stay safe my lovelies

[Big Dave]

Gold maxx.

[Pedrostt500]

Very Good Fatus Maximus, I'll have to shout you a pie for that one.

[Oakie]

You blow me away sir. Purchase will be made and the link sent to a mate of mine who has an extensive list of people he e-mails funnies to.

[p.dath]

I loved your last song, so I'll probably buy this one.

How come you do them at 128kb/s rather than 256kbs?

[Fatt Max]

I loved your last song, so I'll probably buy this one.

How come you do them at 128kb/s rather than 256kbs?

That's how the site encodes them, nakes it easier to post I think, must admit I'm not too up on this kind of stuff.

Glad you liked the track mate, cheers

[froggyfrenchman]

well done that man.

[325rocket]

haha thats brilliant.

[martybabe]

That's fuggin spooky, I was out there riding today and thought we need a protest song , I wonder who could do such a thing. I know I said to my self, I bet Fat Max would have a pop at that I'll send him a pm this eventide. No sooner had I forgot to do it when I came across this bloomin thread.

Obviously you don't need the likes of me in your corner. Well done mate.:Punk:

[StoneY]

Max will you sing this on the day mate??

:lol:

Serious.....

[Sketchy Snr]

Love it, Jam it your ARSE acc. :niceone:

[325rocket]

im sure there will be a lot of people there with video cameras it would be cool to get a lot of different footage together and make a short movie about the day. this would make a cool soundtrack.
you could sell that and donate the money to canteen.

id pay $10 for a (short) dvd to remember the day we tried to remove nick smiths considerably small penis from our poopers

[Fatt Max]

im sure there will be a lot of people there with video cameras it would be cool to get a lot of different footage together and make a short movie about the day. this would make a cool soundtrack.
you could sell that and donate the money to canteen.

id pay $10 for a (short) dvd to remember the day we tried to remove nick smiths considerably small penis from our poopers

Great idea, more than happy to have this as the soundtrack to any DVD or film of the event. I would certainly do the same and buy this as well.

[sunhuntin]

im sure there will be a lot of people there with video cameras it would be cool to get a lot of different footage together and make a short movie about the day. this would make a cool soundtrack.
you could sell that and donate the money to canteen.

id pay $10 for a (short) dvd to remember the day we tried to remove nick smiths considerably small penis from our poopers

i will be there with my camera and will be happy to give a link to any decent photos i manage to get.
makes me wish i could work out a way of mounting the cam to the handle bars so i could take photos of the ride itself... likely as not i will be at the back of pack, and that usually offers heaps of photo ops, but i never have a camera. [or cant use it while riding as my left hand blocks the screen and i need the right hand for the throttle. have tired and got blurry images of the road and sky. lol.]
might pop into the bike shop and see what they can offer advise wise.

[Fatt Max]

Max will you sing this on the day mate??

:lol:

Serious.....

Happy to mate, also happy to post the words and chords if anyone else fancies joining in

[Fatt Max]

Gidday my lovelies,

A few people have asked me for the lyrics and chords to the ACC protest song, so here they are:


Jam it ACC
Fatt Max - October 2009
Verse 1
E
HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS

A
THAT BIKERS ARE GETTING SCREWED

E
COS SOME BELLENDS DOWN THE BEEHIVE

B7
WANNA PLAY

E
THEY NEED TO RAISE SOME CASH

A
SO RATHER THAN CLEAN OUT THE TRASH

E
THEY ARE LOOKING TO US ALL

B7 / E
TO FRONT AND PAY

WITH A HAPPY SMILING FACE
THEY HIKE FEES IN EVERY PLACE
BUT SAY TO US IN TRUTH WE ARE THEIR MATES
IF WE PLAY TRUTH OR DARE
THE TRUTH IS IS THEY JUST DON’T CARE
SO LETS RIDE OUR BIKES RIGHT UP THEIR LYING DATES


Chorus

A
GET YOUR ACC

E
AND JAM IT UP YOUR A R S E

E
KEEP YOUR DUMB IDEAS

B7
TO YOURSELF

A
LISTEN ACC

E
JAM IT UP YOUR A R S E

E
GO ON NOW AND PICK ON

B7 / E
SOMEONE ELSE

Verse 2

BIKERS HAVE JUMPED ON BOARD
COS WE SHOULD’NT HAVE TO AFFORD
TO PAY THESE STUPID FEES, NOT TO BE BLUNT
AND LES WENT ON TV
HE MADE THAT DICK FROM ACC
LOOK AND SOUND A REALLY STUPID…..MAN

FROM ROAD AND TRACK AND DIRT
WE’VE ALL SIGNED UP FOR SHIRTS
AND WE’RE HEADING DOWN TO WELLY ONE AND ALL
WE’LL SHOW THISE FACELESS TURDS
THAT WE HAVE MORE THAN WORDS
COST LET’S FACE IT, POLITICIANS HAVE NO BALLS

[Hopeful Bastard]

Gidday my lovelies,

A few people have asked me for the lyrics and chords to the ACC protest song, so here they are:


Jam it ACC
Fatt Max - October 2009
Verse 1
E
HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS

A
THAT BIKERS ARE GETTING SCREWED

E
COS SOME BELLENDS DOWN THE BEEHIVE

B7
WANNA PLAY

E
THEY NEED TO RAISE SOME CASH

A
SO RATHER THAN CLEAN OUT THE TRASH

E
THEY ARE LOOKING TO US ALL

B7 / E
TO FRONT AND PAY

WITH A HAPPY SMILING FACE
THEY HIKE FEES IN EVERY PLACE
BUT SAY TO US IN TRUTH WE ARE THEIR MATES
IF WE PLAY TRUTH OR DARE
THE TRUTH IS IS THEY JUST DON’T CARE
SO LETS RIDE OUR BIKES RIGHT UP THEIR LYING DATES


Chorus

A
GET YOUR ACC

E
AND JAM IT UP YOUR A R S E

E
KEEP YOUR DUMB IDEAS

B7
TO YOURSELF

A
LISTEN ACC

E
JAM IT UP YOUR A R S E

E
GO ON NOW AND PICK ON

B7 / E
SOMEONE ELSE

Verse 2

BIKERS HAVE JUMPED ON BOARD
COS WE SHOULD’NT HAVE TO AFFORD
TO PAY THESE STUPID FEES, NOT TO BE BLUNT
AND LES WENT ON TV
HE MADE THAT DICK FROM ACC
LOOK AND SOUND A REALLY STUPID…..MAN

FROM ROAD AND TRACK AND DIRT
WE’VE ALL SIGNED UP FOR SHIRTS
AND WE’RE HEADING DOWN TO WELLY ONE AND ALL
WE’LL SHOW THISE FACELESS TURDS
THAT WE HAVE MORE THAN WORDS
COST LET’S FACE IT, POLITICIANS HAVE NO BALLS


Brilliant! Just brilliant!


I will write these out and in versus etc... and print them out and take copies down to the beehive if anyone wants something to sing along too!

[Laxi]

awsome song fatt max!

i will be there with my camera and will be happy to give a link to any decent photos i manage to get.
makes me wish i could work out a way of mounting the cam to the handle bars so i could take photos of the ride itself... likely as not i will be at the back of pack, and that usually offers heaps of photo ops, but i never have a camera. [or cant use it while riding as my left hand blocks the screen and i need the right hand for the throttle. have tired and got blurry images of the road and sky. lol.]
might pop into the bike shop and see what they can offer advise wise.

me and a few members of my familly will be there with cameras, dont think ther'll be a shortageof footage lol

[ynot slow]

Is good stuff there sir,can you link it via email to the radioworks,etc to play on radio,is bloody brilliant wording.

[Fatt Max]

Is good stuff there sir,can you link it via email to the radioworks,etc to play on radio,is bloody brilliant wording.

Cheers bro,

Not sure how you do the radio thing. If you know someone in raido then PM me your email address and I'll flick you the track in MP3 format (it's about 5MB in size)

[Insanity_rules]

Happy to mate, also happy to post the words and chords if anyone else fancies joining in

I'd me honored to join in me old china...... Bell end :laugh::laugh: classic

[piston broke]

awesome stuff Fatt Skynard:niceone:

[Fatt Max]

awesome stuff Fatt Skynard:niceone:

What an honour, cheers dude....:Punk:

[carver]

hmmm...music video?

[Fatt Max]

hmmm...music video?

Idea has been floated, could be a laff and a half

[carver]

Idea has been floated, could be a laff and a half

i could have a go....

[taff1954]

Well, in light of all the crap knocking about over these crazy ACC levies, I have decided to write and record a song for you all which I hope you enjoy;

Just found this tonight - absolutely fucking priceless. What a hell of a theme tune

[hayd3n]

great effort i wanna hear this on the radio

[Clubbie]

New favourite song!! Now all we need is the 'Kiwibank car' with it's giant speakers.....

[Fatt Max]

Well, the protest song has made a mark on the Amplifier chart, sitting at No 12.

Check it out here:

http://www.amplifier.co.nz/artists/

Look down the left hand side

LOL....

[Fatt Max]

Blimey Fucking O'Reilly,

The song is now at No 10 in the Chart, check it out:

http://www.amplifier.co.nz/genre/7446/other.html

Fuck me, if this gets any more up there I'll get myself deported....

Thanks to all the KB'rs who are giving this a listen, tis you all are the legends here

[Big Dave]

Blimey Fucking O'Reilly,

The song is now at No 10 in the Chart, check it out:

http://www.amplifier.co.nz/genre/7446/other.html

Fuck me, if this gets any more up there I'll get myself deported....

Thanks to all the KB'rs who are giving this a listen, tis you all are the legends here


No 1 on the Blues chart.

[klingon]

Beware! It's a catchy tune and you'll catch yourself singing it out loud inside your helmet! :Oops:

[Fatt Max]

Had it's first public airing today, thanks to all at the Domain for singing along

Respect

[Mom]

Had it's first public airing today, thanks to all at the Domain for singing along

Respect

Sorry I lost the lyric sheets :o

[MadDuck]

thanks to all at the Domain for singing along

Not sure about the "singing". I think it was the drum kit you had that made the song what it was.......:cool:

[Fatt Max]

Sorry I lost the lyric sheets :o

Reckon SIS nicked them myself and are now trying to find the hidden message...hope they have not booked any time off over crimbo

[Fatt Max]

Not sure about the "singing". I think it was the drum kit you had that made the song what it was.......:cool:

Mate, how funny was that.

I shall trawl the highways of Howick and Highland Park to find this most intelligent of specimens.....I'm surpised he didn't ask if my bike had fecking electric windows and aircon....

[mikeey01]

Great song Max, I assume that's the radio play version, did you record another?
Got a higher kbps than 128 for sale?