I hereby declare myself... [Archive]

nudemetalz

25th October 2009, 21:10

Katman

25th October 2009, 21:13

"Hereby"

___

Sshhhh, he's just an American.

AllanB

25th October 2009, 21:18

Is there a secret wave for members, or a special way of tucking in your vest, maybe a small helmet sticker?

nighthawk

25th October 2009, 21:19

A Militant Coup .... count me in. Who shall we invade first ... ??? :soon:

Been looking for something to do lately:2guns::

Well Aussie's full, some the Pacific Islands are probably an easy pushover but there's not many places to ride, so I reckon the South Island .... Oh hang on
there's KB'ers down there allready....... wanders off muttering...:doh:

Big Dave

25th October 2009, 21:20

Good, you were crap as lookout.

Number One

25th October 2009, 21:22

Sounds okay to me. I got me piece out and gave it a shine found some suitable attire and now I sit ready and waiting to be called into battle

http://www.ucagallery.com/Chris_Web.jpg

What's this all about btw?

nighthawk

25th October 2009, 21:23

Is there a secret wave for members, or a special way of tucking in your vest, maybe a small helmet sticker?

Have you noticed that most car drivers usually only raise their middle finger
thats if they acknowledge you at all.....:angry2:

PirateJafa

25th October 2009, 21:25

Sshhhh, he's just an American.

He's a fookload bigger than me though, so I need to tread carefully.

FJRider

25th October 2009, 21:28

Been looking for something to do lately:2guns::

Well Aussie's full, some the Pacific Islands are probably an easy pushover but there's not many places to ride, so I reckon the South Island .... Oh hang on
there's KB'ers down there allready....... wanders off muttering...:doh:

I reckon Kopara ... I'm free second weekend in December .... pass the word to all KB'rs :soon:

SARGE

25th October 2009, 21:29

"Hereby"

___

take this man out and shoot him

FJRider

25th October 2009, 21:31

Sounds okay to me. I got me piece out and gave it a shine found some suitable attire and now I sit ready and waiting to be called into battle

What's this all about btw?

Bullet proof Bikini ... coooooool :blink:

SARGE

25th October 2009, 21:32

A Militant Coup .... count me in. Who shall we invade first ... ??? :soon:

wellington

nighthawk

25th October 2009, 21:32

I reckon Kopara ... I'm free second weekend in December .... pass the word to all KB'rs :soon:

Well we can start small and have a practice run on the 17th in Wellington

98tls

25th October 2009, 21:33

Sounds okay to me. I got me piece out and gave it a shine found some suitable attire and now I sit ready and waiting to be called into battle
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Ali fucking Ackbar.........lead away :Punk:a thousand await me:confused:must be a hell of a bed/beard.:laugh:

Number One

25th October 2009, 21:33

Bullet proof Bikini ... coooooool :blink:
I have no need for bullet proof clothing...I just lift my veil and all evil doers will be repelled by my breath for miles around! mwahahahaaaaargh :weep:

Number One

25th October 2009, 21:34

wellington
Aww Fuck off! Yas can't come here....dammit!

:lol:

FJRider

25th October 2009, 21:37

Aww Fuck off! Yas can't come here....dammit!

:lol:

Wellington ... life, but not as we know it (down here...)

Katman

25th October 2009, 21:38

Poooo, I can smell the uranium on his breath.

SARGE

25th October 2009, 21:38

Sounds okay to me. I got me piece out and gave it a shine found some suitable attire and now I sit ready and waiting to be called into battle

nah .. dont want to get all Al Queda.. too stuffy and insane...too my vision is more along the lines of Sinn Féin .. drunk ass Irish boys with explosives..

What's this all about btw?

ever see the old movie Network??.. Indy??

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McJim

25th October 2009, 21:38

Aww Fuck off! Yas can't come here....dammit!

:lol:

What? People can't come in Wellington? WTF?!?!?

BORING!

McJim

25th October 2009, 21:39

nah .. dont want to get all Al Queda.. too stuffy and insane...too my vision is more along the lines of Sinn Féin .. drunk ass Irish boys with explosives..

And a kneecap fetish.....

p.dath

25th October 2009, 21:40

Leader of the KiwiBiker Militant Arm...

all hail

What about leader of the Kiwbiker Kickarse Klan? You could get some KKK arm bands made up, and I don't know, how about a nice white uniform with a hood?

nighthawk

25th October 2009, 21:42

What? People can't come in Wellington? WTF?!?!?

BORING!

At least sheep are safe here.... :eek:

FJRider

25th October 2009, 21:43

Ali fucking Ackbar.........lead away :Punk:a thousand await me:confused:must be a hell of a bed/beard.:laugh:

she found a pimple ....

98tls

25th October 2009, 21:43

And a kneecap fetish..... Great:confused:Does this mean we have to paint the walls poo brown using only natural resources.:mellow:

SARGE

25th October 2009, 21:43

What about leader of the Kiwbiker Kickarse Klan? You could get some KKK arm bands made up, and I don't know, how about a nice white uniform with a hood?

already have 3 of those...

mossy1200

25th October 2009, 21:43

Been looking for something to do lately:2guns::

Well Aussie's full, some the Pacific Islands are probably an easy pushover but there's not many places to ride, so I reckon the South Island .... Oh hang on
there's KB'ers down there allready....... wanders off muttering...:doh:

As a militant coup if we get criminal records they will make room for us in Aus.
You used to get free travel there.
I will lick stamps for the cause.Are we posting out demands?

FJRider

25th October 2009, 21:44

At least sheep are safe here.... :eek:

They will be if you're in Wellington ... :shifty:

SARGE

25th October 2009, 21:52

And a kneecap fetish.....

im liking it already

FJRider

25th October 2009, 21:54

nah .. dont want to get all Al Queda.. too stuffy and insane...too my vision is more along the lines of Sinn Féin .. drunk ass Irish boys with explosives..

Lets take it International .... lets blow up Edgecome ....

Number One

25th October 2009, 21:55

Poooo, I can smell the uranium on his breath.

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhellllo there hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhow are youhoooooooo?

What? People can't come in Wellington? WTF?!?!?

BORING!

That's right - it is actually impossible in Wellington, we don't tell people cos we want to attract them here but it's the truth...you best just stay in the south island then eh :bleh:

nah .. dont want to get all Al Queda.. too stuffy and insane...too my vision is more along the lines of Sinn Féin .. drunk ass Irish boys with explosives..

Ahhh then this little number will be more suitable for your army...I even have a my own tank!

http://estb.msn.com/i/ED/73E24FC88B2F7CA58AFE7A817222.jpghttp://farm4.static.flickr.com/3027/2509904940_a33257eedc.jpg?v=0http://www.weirdwildrealm.com/filmimages/tankgirl.jpg

That whole Kangaroo fucking thing was a bit twisted but I did enjoy that film when I saw it...gawd that takes me back

SARGE

25th October 2009, 22:02

Ahhh then this little number will be more suitable for your army...I even have a my own tank!

tank girl rules ..

great idea to strike fear into the bubble wrap brigade ..

BABY ARMOR!!!!!

nighthawk

25th October 2009, 22:02

Lets take it International .... lets blow up Edgecome ....

Typical mainlander response ....:laugh:

FJRider

25th October 2009, 22:09

tank girl rules ..

great idea to strike fear into the bubble wrap brigade ..

BABY ARMOR!!!!!

But on to serious issues ... will we get weekends off in your army ????

looting and pillageing and creating mayhem ... is all good fun .... but ...???

p.dath

25th October 2009, 22:09

But on to serious issues ... will we get weekends off in your army ????

looting and pillageing and creating mayhem ... is all good fun .... but ...???

Soldiers don't ask questions, they take orders.

Number One

25th October 2009, 22:10

Good questions...AND can I blow up whatever shit I want with my tank or would I have to seek approval from someone else first?

SARGE

25th October 2009, 22:11

But on to serious issues ... will we get weekends off in your army ????

oh yea .. forgot about you slack bastards get a month off a year ...

Sundays off

FJRider

25th October 2009, 22:11

Soldiers don't ask questions, they take orders.

Do you want FRIES with that ... ????

Virago

25th October 2009, 22:12

...looting and pillageing and creating mayhem...

In true wild-west American style - stealing the women, and raping the horses...?

SARGE

25th October 2009, 22:12

Good questions...AND can I blow up whatever shit I want with my tank or would I have to seek approval from someone else first?

its not an army ... its KB's Militant arm ... like Ninjas on motorcycles ...

only not quite THAT cool...

In true wild-west American style - stealing the women, and raping the horses...?

dont knock it....

nighthawk

25th October 2009, 22:14

In true wild-west American style - stealing the women, and raping the horses...?

Mate your note scoring points for the Mainland here .....Are you:laugh:

FJRider

25th October 2009, 22:16

oh yea .. forgot about you slack bastards get a month off a year ...

Sundays off

Saturdays time and a half ... right ???

FJRider

25th October 2009, 22:18

its not an army ... its KB's Militant arm ... like Ninjas on motorcycles ...

only not quite THAT cool...

COOOLER ... we got YAMAHA'S

nighthawk

25th October 2009, 22:20

its not an army ... its KB's Militant arm ... like Ninjas on motorcycles ...

Does that mean:confused: we all ride the same kinda bike ?

Mrs NH said ..No armour plating on the XJ ...... mate she's a one woman army whens she's on a mission:2guns:

Hey SARGE... so this army's not 9 to 5 like the one at trentham !!!

nighthawk

25th October 2009, 22:22

COOOLER ... we got YAMAHA'S

Im with You on that one .....

SARGE

25th October 2009, 22:22

Does that mean:confused: we all ride the same kinda bike ?

Mrs NH said ..No armour plating on the XJ ...... mate she's a one woman army whens she's on a mission:2guns:

Hey SARGE... so this army's not 9 to 5 like the one at trentham !!!

no... we might get a navy and an air force too...:doh:

Virago

25th October 2009, 22:23

... like Ninjas on motorcycles ...

Ninjas on Ninjas...?

Not quite sure if the Virago will fit in...

SARGE

25th October 2009, 22:25

Ninjas on Ninjas...?

Not quite sure if the Virago will fit in...

we could use it to generate smokescreens ... :done:

Laxi

25th October 2009, 22:26

do we get to keep what ever we loot and plunder or do we have to give you a percentage as leader? in which case why didnt you just say that you were running for PM

FJRider

25th October 2009, 22:26

no... we might get a navy and an air force too...:doh:

I know where to find one of each of those thats not being used at the moment ... :whistle:

FJRider

25th October 2009, 22:28

SARGE

25th October 2009, 22:28

do we get to keep what ever we loot and plunder or do we have to give you a percentage as leader? in which case why didnt you just say that you were running for PM

meh .. keep what ya plunder... im just here for the mayhem ...

oh hay .. im a 'political activist' now... just like Craver

FJRider

25th October 2009, 22:30

Ninjas on Ninjas...?

Not quite sure if the Virago will fit in...

sure it will ... its a Yamaha ... apparently ...

Laxi

25th October 2009, 22:30

just like Craver

farrk! so you're gonna start asking us for donations now? :lol:

SARGE

25th October 2009, 22:34

farrk! so you're gonna start asking us for donations now? :lol:

i said "Political Activist (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1129474617#post1129474617)" ..

not douchebag

Virago

25th October 2009, 22:41

i said "Political Activist (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1129474617#post1129474617)" ..

So...

How much "activity" is involved with Political Activism? It's just that I've got this bad back, you see...

FJRider

25th October 2009, 22:46

So...

How much "activity" is involved with Political Activism? It's just that I've got this bad back, you see...

You're not on ACC are you ... ???

Laxi

25th October 2009, 22:55

So...

How much "activity" is involved with Political Activism? It's just that I've got this bad back, you see...

:clap::clap::clap:

nighthawk

25th October 2009, 22:57

You're not on ACC are you ... ???

Hey there's a thought....get the Government to pay us for the stress of being a minority politically actavist arm of a millitant motorcyle faternaty deeply affected by the current pollitical upheaval over increased Acc levies..

My Brain Hurts!!!:confused:

gijoe1313

25th October 2009, 23:02

I'd volunteer my services, but no-one can see a red camo ninja with a pikachu as a pillion anyway :oi-grr:

Hans

26th October 2009, 06:27

Maybe the ACC building needs an Oklahoma City style makeover?

pete376403

26th October 2009, 21:19

Taking the pledge to Sarge

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoM-ZC7uNnc

Ixion

26th October 2009, 22:03

Leader of the KiwiBiker Militant Arm...

all hail

Good . A volunteer. So that's settled. Commander, Special Operations.

ready4whatever

26th October 2009, 22:26

Im in, one stupid cunt though, id make a good suicide bomber. I'd go all kamakazi but the bike wont cause too much carnage i dont think. perhaps somebody should build railway tracks heading straight into the beehive and i'll drive a train into it

Conquiztador

26th October 2009, 23:21

Leader of the KiwiBiker Militant Arm...

all hail

Be interesting to see if this works where your sweet talking has failed in pulling in the chicks...

Swoop

27th October 2009, 08:18

Does the recruitment campaign have the offer of 70 virgins?

Y'know, incentive and all that but without having to wear out your knees praying to imaginary friends five times a day.
Perhaps praying to Japan and Italy, (5x /day) for more and betterer bikes though??:hug:

cc rider

27th October 2009, 09:02

I'm only here for the boots :Punk:

ready4whatever

27th October 2009, 11:15

you want 70 virgins to offer? you wont find them in whakatane, not at highschool or post high school students anyway

R6_kid

27th October 2009, 11:54

Leader of the KiwiBiker Militant Arm...

all hail

TAXI!!!!

10 chars

StoneY

27th October 2009, 11:56

Can I buy a commision like in the old time armies????

Ill pay you 3 stainless steel fairing screws, a valve lifter, and half a paddock stand for my own platoon!

pzkpfw

27th October 2009, 12:35

Can we start the shooting with news readers (and their writers) who call an APC a "tank"?

imdying

27th October 2009, 13:09

KB militant arm? Sweet, we'll all get our keyboards and headsets and head out to battle :rolleyes:

Big Dave

27th October 2009, 15:27

Did someone call him a cab?

gatch

27th October 2009, 15:57

I have a target in mind. His POW camp loosely resembles an engineering workshop, his security commander (at the threat of death) "knows nuthink !" when pleaded to for compassion, and is just generally an absolute shitcock...

He does however have a fantastic perm..

ASShole !!

SARGE

27th October 2009, 16:40

Good . A volunteer. So that's settled. Commander, Special Operations.

00OO-RA! SIR!

first dirty trick ... Thursday .. 0945 .. go to the A&E of your choice and sit down in the waiting room .. fill out the ACC form for a splinter .. a blister .. a hair in your eye ..

write on the bottom as to CAUSE OF INJURY: sleeping ..

clog the system .. squeeky wheel .. etc ...

hey .. and you can get a note for work too!!!

SARGE

27th October 2009, 16:42

Be interesting to see if this works where your sweet talking has failed in pulling in the chicks...

i got a 6' redhead .... more than enough for one old Marine

SARGE

27th October 2009, 16:44

SPman

27th October 2009, 19:22

Just the tanker will do - he can find his own virgins.........on the other side......

cc rider

27th October 2009, 19:58

someone find this man a petrol tanker and 72 virgins ... :Oops:...yeah, best get him the tanker first...we don't want him going off, before he goes up

SARGE

27th October 2009, 21:12

...yeah, best get him the tanker first...we don't want him going off, before he goes up

fair enough .. and the virgins i was referring to were Skidmark, Sidewinder and Dean ... :crazy:

either way

Hitcher

27th October 2009, 21:21

Leader of the KiwiBiker Militant Arm...

About bloody time.

SARGE

27th October 2009, 21:24

About bloody time.

wondering where ya been Hitch..

cc rider

27th October 2009, 21:26

fair enough .. and the virgins i was referring to were Skidmark, Sidewinder and Dean ... :crazy:

either wayAh! Fresh meat :shifty: Friendly shots cums with the territory :buggerd:
I'd like to take Dean as my personal valet, he's bound to shoot his head off before he even gets his gun loaded :done:

what can I say, he brings out the motherly instinct in me :hug: :nono:

FJRider

28th October 2009, 05:46

About bloody time.

did we wake you ???

FJRider

28th October 2009, 05:50

i got a 6' redhead .... more than enough for one old Marine

Probably more than enough for a young one too ... ;)

SARGE

28th October 2009, 16:30

Probably more than enough for a young one too ... ;)

i was young and strong once ..

now im just old and mean ...

i blame the redhead ...(love you honey .. :hug::whistle:)

FJRider

28th October 2009, 17:44

what can I say, he brings out the motherly instinct in me :hug: :nono:

Good to hear, but most of the male members will now claim they're still on the breast ... :whistle: some I could almost believe ..... :pinch:

FJRider

28th October 2009, 17:49

i was young and strong once ..

now im just old and mean ...

The only thing that ages well is Whiskey ... :woohoo:

Hitcher

28th October 2009, 18:16

The only thing that ages well is Whiskey ...

Once it's bottled neither whiskey (anything distilled outside of Scotland) and whisky (the real stuff) ages at all. The only thing that happens with the passage of time is evaporation, and there are laws against that in most civilised societies.

FJRider

28th October 2009, 18:26

Once it's bottled neither whiskey (anything distilled outside of Scotland) and whisky (the real stuff) ages at all. The only thing that happens with the passage of time is evaporation, and there are laws against that in most civilised societies.

Then perhaps when we take over the country, we should restrict the import of whiskey, to that which has been aged in the barrel first ???

peasea

28th October 2009, 18:29

Leader of the KiwiBiker Militant Arm...

all hail

I think hail is forecast for the south tonight.

Dean

10th November 2009, 18:35

fair enough .. and the virgins i was referring to were Skidmark, Sidewinder and Dean ... :crazy:
Im glad you atleast thought of me at the time.

Shit, I would have thought Dean would have been in here by now, pledging his love-struck allegiance.
You speak the truth Katman - I am here SARGE to pledge my allegiance to you reporting for duty, teach me to be a marine! matter fact what do I got to do first?

Ah! Fresh meat :shifty: Friendly shots cums with the territory :buggerd:
I'd like to take Dean as my personal valet, he's bound to shoot his head off before he even gets his gun loaded :done:

what can I say, he brings out the motherly instinct in me :hug: :nono:
Dean at your service ma'am, id be a good valet.

:hug: mummy rwead me bed time storwy:baby:!
today I told my class mummy that you is very religous because everytime laava comes around I hear you saying "OH JESUS! JESUS!

SARGE

10th November 2009, 18:38

Im glad you atleast thought of me at the time.

You speak the truth Katman - I am here SARGE to pledge my allegiance to you reporting for duty, teach me to be a marine! matter fact what do I got to do first?

go get laid and come back with 13 new tattoos .. thats a start

Dean

10th November 2009, 18:46

go get laid and come back with 13 new tattoos .. thats a start

Yes sir! Got that noted down. What are the other requirements to become one of your militant marines? Oh but I dont want to get the tied down on bed thing and solder ironed or smacked with the pantyhose slings while im sleeping.

SARGE

10th November 2009, 18:49

Yes sir! Got that noted down. What are the other requirements to become one of your militant marines? Oh but I dont want to get the tied down on bed thing and solder ironed or smacked with the pantyhose slings while im sleeping.

crawl back up inside and have your mom take you to the States where you can come out and be a citizen ..

Dean

10th November 2009, 19:01

crawl back up inside and have your mom take you to the States where you can come out and be a citizen ..

No thanks, why not I just fake an American accent and say I originated from California, Long Beach. What kind of "traditional practises" do they play on the newcomer Jarheads?

SARGE

10th November 2009, 19:08

sorry kid .. even if you were born n bred.. doubt seriously you'd have what it takes ..

Dean

10th November 2009, 19:11

sorry kid .. even if you were born n bred.. doubt seriously you'd have what it takes ..

Permission to speak sargent? I am physically fit, mentally fit, have the warrior gene, committed, dedicated sir.

short-circuit

10th November 2009, 19:17

Permission to speak sargent? I am physically fit, mentally fit, have the warrior gene, committed, dedicated sir.

Have some self respect you blowhard worshipper

Dean

10th November 2009, 19:22

Have some self respect you blowhard worshipper

Where have you been all this time you cheeky triumph rider? Kinda missed you like a Mobsta misses his bum buddy in Mt eden prison.

short-circuit

10th November 2009, 19:26

Kinda missed you like a Mobsta misses his bum buddy in Mt eden prison.

Save it for sarge you sixteen year old semen slurping sycophant

Dean

10th November 2009, 19:30

Save it for sarge you sixteen year old semen slurping sycophant

Funny choices of words you used, is that what you think about the kids you teach/tutor in Franklin.

short-circuit

10th November 2009, 19:32

Funny choices of words you used, is that what you think about the kids you teach/tutor in Franklin.

It's called alliteration..and don't give up your day job Sherlock Holmes

Dean

10th November 2009, 19:35

It's called alliteration..and don't give up your day job Sherlock Holmes

Ok Ian, I understand after the shoulder reconstruction/operation you are in a tender process having to wait around 6 weeks for healing. Franklin, Auckland must be nice place in the sun, so you teach physics, chemistry, english?

SARGE

10th November 2009, 19:36

Funny choices of words you used, is that what you think about the kids you teach/tutor in Franklin.

oh wow .. a TEACHER .. ???:eek5::gob:

priceless ...

short-circuit

10th November 2009, 19:38

oh wow .. a TEACHER .. ???:eek5::gob:

priceless ...

Yeah - I'm married to Steve Crow and I posed nude for Penthouse recently...oh, and I live in Franklin

Dean

10th November 2009, 19:40

Yeah - I'm married to Steve Crow and I posed nude for Penthouse recently...oh, and I live in Franklin

No you are married to Ang.

SARGE

10th November 2009, 19:41

Yeah - I'm married to Steve Crow and I posed nude for Penthouse recently...oh, and I live in Franklin

wow .. youre hot .. shame about the fake tits though ..

gosh i hope you dont speel the anti Americanism to the kids ..

fuck-knuckle

short-circuit

10th November 2009, 19:42

No you are married to Ang.

How did my undies taste? And did anyone recognise you on Target.

P.S I won't tell Sarge

short-circuit

10th November 2009, 19:43

wow .. youre hot .. shame about the fake tits though ..

gosh i hope you dont speel the anti Americanism to the kids ..

fuck-knuckle

You and bum boi make a great couple

SARGE

10th November 2009, 19:44

How did my undies taste? And did anyone recognise you on Target.

P.S I won't tell Sarge

i dont recall anyone flipping over your rock teacher-boy..

(actually..SS as a teacher would explain quite a bit about the Future of NZ .. ):gob:

SARGE

10th November 2009, 19:45

You and bum boi make a great couple

yawn .. bored ..

short-circuit

10th November 2009, 19:46

(actually..SS as a teacher would explain quite a bit about the Future of NZ .. ):gob:

Don't worry - I don't think Dean is entirely representative of the yoof of today.

McJim

10th November 2009, 19:47

This thread is really funny. All I can see is Sarge trading insults with douchebags that are on my ignore list!

Punching fog mate. Waste your breath on someone who can grow Sarge.

short-circuit

10th November 2009, 19:48

yawn .. bored ..

Well for many men it's about the thrill of the chase...desperation and clingyness can be a real turn off

Dean

10th November 2009, 19:50

How did my undies taste? And did anyone recognise you on Target.

P.S I won't tell Sarge

Dont worry Ian I haved stopped my day job, im not fixated on finding you anymore. No more offers to meet up or anything, you are a free man. Im going for someone else now.

short-circuit

10th November 2009, 19:51

Dont worry Ian I haved stopped my day job, im not fixated on finding you anymore. No more offers to meet up or anything, you are a free man. Im going for someone else now.

Well that's a relief...now I can finally come out of hiding

Foxzee

10th November 2009, 19:52

Well for many men it's about the thrill of the chase...desperation and clingyness can be a real turn off

Like reading your posts...........

Christ.....are you ever positive about anything........

:bye::bye::bye:

Dean

10th November 2009, 19:55

Well that's a relief...now I can finally come out of hiding

But you have to admit, I provided some substanital evidence/investigation material. I was working with location - omnipresent and got Franklin. Hows that for the youth of today!

Mcjim- How did I get on your ignore list?

short-circuit

10th November 2009, 19:55

Christ.....are you ever positive about anything........

:bye::bye::bye:

...can't talk slashing my wrists

short-circuit

10th November 2009, 19:56

But you have to admit, I provided some substanital evidence/investigation material. I was working with location - omnipotent and got Franklin. Hows that for the youth of today!

Pretty useless considering I'm in Pakuranga

SARGE

10th November 2009, 19:57

This thread is really funny. All I can see is Sarge trading insults with douchebags that are on my ignore list!

Punching fog mate. Waste your breath on someone who can grow Sarge.

meh .. im not actually arguing .. but i just found out the Short Penis is a FUCKING TEACHER!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

i think i just we'ed a little ...

oh and LOOK .. a NOMINATION ..how sweet ..

Dean

10th November 2009, 20:01

Pretty useless considering I'm in Pakuranga

But really Ian a teacher!!! I would figure you as a mechanic or architect or author but TEACHER!! you can barely maintain self controll dealing with me! You must be the funniest teacher.

short-circuit

10th November 2009, 20:01

meh .. im not actually arguing .. but i just found out the Short Penis is a FUCKING TEACHER!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

i think i just we'ed a little ...

Dean's powers of deduction strikes again eh tough guy?

Foxzee

10th November 2009, 20:01

...can't talk slashing my wrists

Now you're talking...positive thoughts.....

mud boy

10th November 2009, 20:03

...can't talk slashing my wrists

ewww wtf??? fucklin emo homo cunt!:bash: go jump off a bridge!!:yes::woohoo:

short-circuit

10th November 2009, 20:03

you can barely maintain self controll dealing with me!

Yes - look how angry I get :angry2:

SARGE

10th November 2009, 20:05

Dean's powers of deduction strikes again eh tough guy?

no seriously .. the only thing that would be funnier is if you had a job that made you deal with the elderly or those poor retarded kids ..

or puppies

BWAHAHAHAHAH ... fuck thats funny

whatever you do short stack .. im sure your mummy is proud of you ...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...

Dean

10th November 2009, 20:09

Yes - look how angry I get :angry2:

Everyone on here figures you to be grumpy n angry the worst combination for a Teacher! I got to ask, do you teach Economics bahahahaha.
I wish real bad that you were my teacher haha it would of been epic.

short-circuit

10th November 2009, 20:09

no seriously .. the only thing that would be funnier is if you had a job that made you deal with the elderly or those poor retarded kids ..

or puppies

BWAHAHAHAHAH ... fuck thats funny

whatever you do short stack .. im sure your mummy is proud of you ...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...

Conversing with you is like killing two birds with the one stone - I'm dealing with the elderly and the retarded at the same time!!!

SARGE

10th November 2009, 20:11

Conversing with you is like killing two birds with the one stone - I'm dealing with the elderly and the retarded at the same time!!!

oooo... SNAP!!!

good one..

c minus or D ..

why dont you go sit down someplace quiet and think up a really good comeback .. i'll give you a mulligan on that one ..

a teacher .. *snort*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Gawd defend Noo Zelund

Foxzee

10th November 2009, 20:12

Everyone on here figures you to be grumpy n angry the worst combination for a Teacher! I got to ask, do you teach Economics bahahahaha.
I wish real bad that you were my teacher haha it would of been epic.

Was that an Epic ....FAIL?????

What are they teaching our kids these days.....to hate everyone and life........

short-circuit

10th November 2009, 20:14

Must go now...marking won't do it's self :rofl:

SARGE

10th November 2009, 20:15

no seriously .. the only thing that would be funnier is if you had a job that made you deal with the elderly or those poor retarded kids ..

or puppies

wait .. wait ..

SEX ED!!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

fuck me i just shat myself..

BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Epic Short Stack .. simply epic...

mud boy

10th November 2009, 20:18

Must go now...marking won't do it's self :rofl:

go touch yourself!!!

Dean

10th November 2009, 20:19

wait .. wait ..

SEX ED!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
fuck me i just shat myself..
BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Epic Short Stack .. simply epic...

Hey Sarge what if he's the School Counselor ahahahahaahah epic

Foxzee

10th November 2009, 20:19

Must go now...marking won't do it's self :rofl:

Geez multi tasking..slitting wrists and marking....so NZCA comes with a blood stain now instead of a water mark..............

SARGE

10th November 2009, 20:22

Must go now...marking won't do it's self :rofl:

oh DO stick around Short Stack ..theres so much i want to ask..

fuck man .. im in tears over here ..

a teacher ..

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH AHAHAH

Dean

10th November 2009, 20:26

What are they teaching our kids these days.....to hate everyone and life........

How did shorty pass teachers college? LoL XD Matter fact how did he pay for a triumph earning a annual pay less than a garbage truck driver rofl. Sorry Ian hehe.

Foxzee

10th November 2009, 20:27

oh DO stick around Short Stack ..theres so much i want to ask..

fuck man .. im in tears over here ..

a teacher ..

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH AHAHAH

Tummy splitting stuff.......damn they said my mascara wouldn't run....the label lied..............

Shorty Curcuit...please correct ma grammer coz I'm not propa and ya gunna fail me coz I'm not usin da rite txt lang in my NZCA exam.........

SARGE

10th November 2009, 20:31

oh damn ... he runned away..

BWAHAHAHAHA

boys toilet monitor ...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Dean

10th November 2009, 20:35

Oh dam shorty logged out lol, well goodnight all . Funniest thread ever thanks for the laughs.

Foxzee

10th November 2009, 20:40

oh damn ... he runned away..

BWAHAHAHAHA

boys toilet monitor ...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Ya 4got the "little" outta da boyz loo bit..lol

Whoo hoo talking like dis I'm gunna passt NZCA again.....nite ya dudez ......

DA Fox

ready4whatever

10th November 2009, 21:44

Still waiting on my 72 virgins.. I'll offer 70 of them to the gods as you requested.

SARGE

10th November 2009, 21:49

Still waiting on my 72 virgins.. I'll offer 70 of them to the gods as you requested.

what they DONT tell ya is the 72 Virgins are Thai Lady-Boys

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00465/GokWanmain_465432a.jpg

ready4whatever

11th November 2009, 07:01

cant stand that kid... Gok?? someone ought to stab him with that earing of his

Sidewinder

11th November 2009, 10:50

fuck i missed short circunt!

short-circuit

11th November 2009, 16:29

fuck i missed short circunt!

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Sidewinder

11th November 2009, 16:41

oh ya hes back!

SARGE

11th November 2009, 16:45

oh Hey Again Shorty Stack..

hey .. i got to thinking .. i would have NEVER in a Billion years guessed you as a TEACHER!!

*chortle*

maybe a Parking Warden..

#snigger#

or a Baycorp Collections Agent

*hMMMhMMMMhehehe*

maybe a Probation Officer

*hahhhhaha*

but if you would have had me guess... TEACHER BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fuck

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*COUGHCOUGH*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

oh shit man .. classic KB fail

DRUG REHAB GROUP LEADER!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

mud boy

11th November 2009, 17:05

what they DONT tell ya is the 72 Virgins are Thai Lady-Boys

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00465/GokWanmain_465432a.jpg

awww thats sad and must suck:woohoo::rockon:

SARGE

11th November 2009, 18:36

Number One

11th November 2009, 19:00

All you boys are funny...thanks for the laughs ;)

SARGE

11th November 2009, 20:49

awww... Short Stack Runned away again ...

i was just gonna mention that i went on QVC a minute ago and watched house values in his school zone plunge ..

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAH

short-circuit

12th November 2009, 06:18

suicide prevention operator......

bwahahahahahahaahahahahah

oh .. and Dude .. you need to go have a look.. even sidewinder invited me to play in his sandboxs .. and i think he's a bigger douche than you.. but you must have enough of this in your life anyway

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/group.php?groupid=142

Wow - the group's looking great... set up and maintained by the retarded kid (well done sidewinder - no help from Craver?), who's been joined by a "wellywood witch" (yes you do look like one in that photo)

You should join sarge - I'm sure a self proclaimed AMerkin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin) war hero (and toughguy) could really add something to the stated aim...not to mention increasing the group membership by one third

Dean

12th November 2009, 08:02

who's been joined by a "wellywood witch" (yes you do look like one in that photo)

:gob:Dont call foxzee that short stack! Wheres the respect?

short-circuit

12th November 2009, 08:31

Her words - not mine Youngbiker16:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=25515 (under tab "about me")

avgas

12th November 2009, 08:42

SIR YES SIR!
105th reporting for duty

Dean

12th November 2009, 08:42

I see.

What do you teach, im being serious here I have end of year NCEA level 2 exams coming up next week. Studying to pass but having trouble.

short-circuit

12th November 2009, 08:53

I see.

What do you teach, im being serious here I have end of year NCEA level 2 exams coming up next week. Studying to pass but having trouble.

I don't teach...I give people the learn

short-circuit

12th November 2009, 08:56

Geez all this teaching is making me hungry - when's interval?

Dean

12th November 2009, 10:13

I don't teach...I give people the learn

I would say "give me the learn" but then you would twist it into some violent gay parade. English, Maths help a brutha out! Chuck me a pm, my future is in your hands...wait last time when you told me what your afternoon "priorities" are I take that phrase back:sick:.

geoffc

12th November 2009, 10:14

Sarge your thread has been highjacked & in the meantime I have been in serious training for active duty. The local blackbirds have provided good practice for my sharpshooting skills with the air-rifle. Why & how they fly away afterwards is a mystery to me. Maybe I didn't pay enough attention to what the teacher 'learned' me but that was an awful looong time ago now. More likely I just need new glasses. Back to the present. What is our first mission Sir? Is it likely to be dangerous Sir? Where do I report for duty Sir? May I stand down from Duty Sir? Yawn. Off now for a quick catnap.

short-circuit

12th November 2009, 10:35

I see.

What do you teach, im being serious here I have end of year NCEA level 2 exams coming up next week. Studying to pass but having trouble.

OK OK...it's pole dancing - at a private training institution. I think you should stick to your current skillset though - pole smoking

Dean

12th November 2009, 12:13

OK OK...it's pole dancing - at a private training institution. I think you should stick to your current skillset though - pole smoking

Pole Dancing eh, at which training institution in the North Shore and what is the lady's name who is running it? Don't even try small fry, I know a stripper at Mustangs who lives next door to me. And the Owner.

I dont smoke tobacco.

nudemetalz

12th November 2009, 12:20

Well, I'm going to have to buy a Barrett .50 cal and get some skills in with blowing apart walls.
Then may I be accepted as the KB Militant Newlands Branch Officer?

Pussy

12th November 2009, 14:27

If someone has a set of spray booms lying around for an FU 24, I'm quite happy to take responsibility for administering the agent orange.....

Foxzee

12th November 2009, 15:19

OK OK...it's pole dancing - at a private training institution

So that explains why you went to bed early the other night to do your "marking" !!!!!!

short-circuit

12th November 2009, 15:34

So that explains why you went to bed early the other night to do your "marking" !!!!!!

Well done Jessica (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Fletcher) your powers of deduction are about as good as Deans. Tip: Stick to witchcraft coz a detective / psychic you aint

short-circuit

12th November 2009, 15:34

What are you like on a pole? Looking at your profile page, maybe I should ask DeangerousBastard

Foxzee

12th November 2009, 17:45

Well done Jessica (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Fletcher) your powers of deduction are about as good as Deans. Tip: Stick to witchcraft coz a detective / psychic you aint

Jessica Fletcher was a retired teacher-turned-author….well that’s ironic…hey shorty we do have something in common…… In every episode she was introduced into a situation where someone was killed shortly after her arrival……are the Circuit boards about to dim here…………..

What are you like on a pole? Looking at your profile page, maybe I should ask DeangerousBastard

Yeah ask him.....who is he???.....I think you may be thinking of your pole too much....LOL...is this a fictional character you have created to be a cross between Dean and Dangerous Bastard........

SARGE

12th November 2009, 17:57

Wow - the group's looking great... set up and maintained by the retarded kid (well done sidewinder - no help from Craver?), who's been joined by a "wellywood witch" (yes you do look like one in that photo)

You should join sarge - I'm sure a self proclaimed AMerkin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin) war hero (and toughguy) could really add something to the stated aim...not to mention increasing the group membership by one third

nah bro ..i dont hate you ..

specialy since i found out your not a teacher ..

YOU'RE A SCHOOL COUNCILOR!!!

helping those poor kids with their problems ..

i was guessing Parking Warden myself but School Councilor is MUCH funnier

oh .. and i wouldnt be a part of a cub that would have me as a member...

Dean

12th November 2009, 18:18

What are you like on a pole? Looking at your profile page, maybe I should ask DeangerousBastard

Asking foxzee if she is good on a pole? Now Ian thats not very gentleman like now is it. As you regard yourself as a true man -yeh? True men show respect to true women the BRU crew agree and so do the majority of KB men, being a triumph rider is no exception:nono:

Teflon

12th November 2009, 18:31

Wow - the group's looking great... set up and maintained by the retarded kid (well done sidewinder - no help from Craver?), who's been joined by a "wellywood witch" (yes you do look like one in that photo)

You should join sarge - I'm sure a self proclaimed AMerkin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin) war hero (and toughguy) could really add something to the stated aim...not to mention increasing the group membership by one third

Your post reminds me of Rammstein.. Excellent song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w9EksAo5hY&feature=fvw

As you were....

Foxzee

12th November 2009, 19:28

Asking foxzee if she is good on a pole? Now Ian thats not very gentleman like now is it. As you regard yourself as a true man -yeh? True men show respect to true women the BRU crew agree and so do the majority of KB men, being a triumph rider is no exception:nono:

We ARE true to our MEN Deano..........He's only a Trmph rider as he needs the valves oh hang on vowels for the training wheels.............:shutup:

Sidewinder

12th November 2009, 19:28

What are you like on a pole? Looking at your profile page, maybe I should ask DeangerousBastard

maybe you should shut ya face before i shut it for you cunt!

short-circuit

12th November 2009, 19:58

maybe you should shut ya face before i shut it for you cunt!

Help! Help! The retarded kid's gonna put the hurt on me,,, whatcha gonna do baby face? Start another group?

...maybe I could facilitate your group, but we'd have to start with some ground rules first...

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Sidewinder

12th November 2009, 20:20

Help! Help! The retarded kid's gonna put the hurt on me,,, whatcha gonna do baby face? Start another group?

...maybe I could facilitate your group, but we'd have to start with some ground rules first...

baby face? thats cuz my missus rubs my face with moisturiser!:love:
oh ya feeling left out? you wana join the group aswell big boy?

short-circuit

12th November 2009, 20:32

oh ya feeling left out? you wana join the group aswell big boy?

Well you look like you're struggling a bit with getting it off the ground (numbers-wise) and I don't know if you have developed the interpersonal skills to maintain a social group.

So was that an offer fatty?

Sidewinder

12th November 2009, 20:39

Well you look like you're struggling a bit with getting it off the ground (numbers-wise) and I don't know if you have developed the interpersonal skills to maintain a social group.

So was that an offer fatty?

fatty? shit dude stop looking down my paints eh!
i dont have the interpersonal skills? were the fuck is anyone to come back you up, oh wait because you dont hav ppl skills!

cc rider

12th November 2009, 20:40

Dean at your service ma'am, id be a good valet.

:hug: mummy rwead me bed time storwy:baby:!
today I told my class mummy that you is very religous because everytime laava comes around I hear you saying "OH JESUS! JESUS!Hmmm! Shall I read you a story from one of your mags under your bed :innocent:.... I'll just take them away for a lill look-see to make sure they are age appropiate. :whistle:

Very funny, child .... feel free to yell " Oh, fucking Christ" if he knocks on your door.

short-circuit

12th November 2009, 21:02

oh wait because you dont hav ppl skills!

Troglodytes are people too you know - aren't they?

Grahameeboy

12th November 2009, 21:04

oh thought you were going to say gay:stupid:

Same thing init?

Sidewinder

12th November 2009, 21:04

Troglodytes are people too you know - aren't they?

oh thats so lame, is it getting past ya bed time or something? cuz you just getting worse as the night goes on!
ill give you $100 if ya kill ya self!:bye::bye::bye::whocares:

Sidewinder

12th November 2009, 21:05

Same thing init?

yea true that lol:rockon:

SARGE

12th November 2009, 21:17

oh thats so lame, is it getting past ya bed time or something? cuz you just getting worse as the night goes on!
ill give you $100 if ya kill ya self!:bye::bye::bye::whocares:

i'll give you EACH a hundy and chuck in a hundy bonus if you take Craver and Skiddy out when ya do it .

i'l just PM ya my ignore list ..

oh ... wait .. youre both already on it ...

Dean

12th November 2009, 23:24

Hey Sarge could you imagine this as Short-Circuit? rofl lmao ahahhahaahahaahahahahahaha

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