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varminter
29th October 2009, 15:59
Saw one of those tiny cruiser type bikes today, bright yellow and red, look like they're built for someone two foot high. Are they road legal, the cop was having a word with the rider and the cop's lights were flashing so I assume it's not good news for the dwarf.
SMOKEU
29th October 2009, 17:36
Some of them are road legal.
McWild
30th October 2009, 12:07
The 50cc ones can be registered as scooters and so don't need to pass WOFs to be road legal.
EJK
30th October 2009, 12:13
There's one rider in chch too. A little guy was riding it.


The 50cc ones can be registered as scooters and so don't need to pass WOFs to be road legal.

Unfortunately not for the Aprilia RS50. Sorry I won't argue :chase:
McWild
30th October 2009, 12:19
Yeah I meant the mini choppers, since they have 4 stroke engines which would be lucky to do 45kph let alone 50.

RS50 is badass.
YellowDog
30th October 2009, 13:08
Yeah I meant the mini choppers, since they have 4 stroke engines which would be lucky to do 45kph let alone 50.

RS50 is badass.
Maybe it was downhill :rofl:
popa griffin
30th October 2009, 14:01
My 49cc mini chopper did 70kph :Punk:

And it was road legal aswell.
AllanB
30th October 2009, 14:18
There is a Dwarf in Christchurch who rides a wee motorcycle. A weird looking bike - it's quite old as I remember them from years ago, must find a picture.

He's probably hooning off to bowling when I see him ......
varminter
30th October 2009, 18:53
Oh yeh, the dwarf was about 6 foot, I would have thought his arse would have been dragging on the ground. Still, not too far to fall 'eh:laugh:
cs363
30th October 2009, 21:14
Saw one of those tiny cruiser type bikes today, bright yellow and red, look like they're built for someone two foot high. Are they road legal, the cop was having a word with the rider and the cop's lights were flashing so I assume it's not good news for the dwarf.

Bet the dwarf wasn't Happy..........
2wheeldrifter
30th October 2009, 21:24
There's one rider in chch too. A little guy was riding it.



Should be seven of them around shoudn't there be? :mellow:
2wheeldrifter
30th October 2009, 21:25
Bet the dwarf wasn't Happy..........


Nope... he was Grumpy
cs363
30th October 2009, 21:51
Should be seven of them around shoudn't there be? :mellow:

They can't do that now, because of the anti gang laws. That would have been an illegal congregation or some such....


OR, maybe they were back at the clubhouse.....(spot the Mormon few dwarfs!!):
cs363
30th October 2009, 21:51
Nope... he was Grumpy

Probably because he was missing out....maybe he was Dopey?
2wheeldrifter
30th October 2009, 23:09
They can't do that now, because of the anti gang laws. That would have been an illegal congregation or some such....

.(spot the Mormon few dwarfs!!):


Is that Carver in the red?
2wheeldrifter
30th October 2009, 23:16
Which one's missing in action.....
cs363
30th October 2009, 23:16
Is that Carver in the red?

Looks more like brown to me.... But the shirt is red.... :rofl:
2wheeldrifter
30th October 2009, 23:21
Looks more like brown to me.... But the shirt is red.... :rofl:

In the brown :laugh:
cs363
30th October 2009, 23:21
Which one's missing in action.....

If I'm not mistaken, it appears that Doc is a proctologist..... :whistle:
2wheeldrifter
30th October 2009, 23:24
If I'm not mistaken, it appears that Doc is a proctologist..... :whistle:


So your saying it's the whole mfsc? :laugh:
cs363
30th October 2009, 23:39
So your saying it's the whole mfsc? :laugh:

:lol: I was going to say something about you putting words in my mouth, but that's probably not the safest thing to say in a thread involving the mfsc!

Looking at that pic (not too long, mind...) I think the 'doorway' is Doc's surgery. Notice how the Dwarfs on the left, presumably heading into see the Doc are smiling, whilst the ones on the way out look somewhat perturbed.
Maybe there's a virus in the mfsc?! :gob:
2wheeldrifter
31st October 2009, 05:09
:lol: I was going to say something about you putting words in my mouth, but that's probably not the safest thing to say in a thread involving the mfsc!

Looking at that pic (not too long, mind...) I think the 'doorway' is Doc's surgery. Notice how the Dwarfs on the left, presumably heading into see the Doc are smiling, whilst the ones on the way out look somewhat perturbed.
Maybe there's a virus in the mfsc?! :gob:

True! I would tend to think they may have other than words for you my friend :sick:

Yes they don't look to happy at all do they,all look alittle brain washed.... Think it's thier 'destiny' to take one for there leader though, not so much as a virus, but a cult maybe?
cs363
31st October 2009, 06:33
True! I would tend to think they may have other than words for you my friend :sick:

Yes they don't look to happy at all do they,all look alittle brain washed.... Think it's thier 'destiny' to take one for there leader though, not so much as a virus, but a cult maybe?

If they were Destiny followers wouldn't they be dressed in black though? And with the wackoTamaki cult's anti gay stance it seems unlikey theyd be hanging around any other arsehole besides their leader......
MarkH
1st November 2009, 17:03
Bet the dwarf wasn't Happy..........

Reminds me of:
I'm working in customer services when this dwarf approaches the counter, he says "I'm not happy" so I say "well which one are you then?".