Bishop Brian is perfect!

[ManDownUnder]

It's all right here (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10605956).

The thing that strucks me is that editing the article and replacing names with Hussain, Hitler or bin Laden wouldn't make it any more sinister.

This is the kind of action that taken place before people arm themselves and do a hell of a lot of damage.

Check this out... from the article
"At a special service during the church's annual conference in Auckland at the weekend, about 700 male members of the church swore a "covenant oath" of loyalty and obedience to Mr Tamaki and were given a "covenant ring" to wear on their right hands"

In the document comes a section entitled "Protocols towards our spiritual father", which takes 1300 words to describe in jaw-dropping detail how the "spiritual sons" shall behave towards their "spiritual father".

If any "son" is honoured either by the church or secularly, he is to mention his "mentors and role models" - Mr and Mrs Tamaki - "because Bishop is one of God's best-known representatives in our country".
Under "Conduct Towards Bishop", the "sons" are told that "Bishop is the tangible expression of God", so they need to understand how to properly approach their man of God "to protect the anointing and not transgress this special relationship".

... and it goes on!!!!!

Read it .. this is serious shit.

[Crasherfromwayback]

It's all right here (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10605956).

The things that struck me is that editing the article and replacing names with Hussain, Hitler or bin Laden wouldn't make it any more sinister. I'm serious about that.

This is the kind of action that taken place before people arm themselves and do a hell of a lot of damage.

Check this out... from the article
"At a special service during the church's annual conference in Auckland at the weekend, about 700 male members of the church swore a "covenant oath" of loyalty and obedience to Mr Tamaki and were given a "covenant ring" to wear on their right hands"

In the document comes a section entitled "Protocols towards our spiritual father", which takes 1300 words to describe in jaw-dropping detail how the "spiritual sons" shall behave towards their "spiritual father".

If any "son" is honoured either by the church or secularly, he is to mention his "mentors and role models" - Mr and Mrs Tamaki - "because Bishop is one of God's best-known representatives in our country".
Under "Conduct Towards Bishop", the "sons" are told that "Bishop is the tangible expression of God", so they need to understand how to properly approach their man of God "to protect the anointing and not transgress this special relationship".

... and it goes on!!!!!

Read it .. this is serious shit.

Without doubt...he is NZ biggest COCKSUCKER.

[Fatt Max]

Yeah, spent a good half hour at lunch reading this (am I stll allowed a luch break by the way, or do I now trade it in for safety goggle vouchers..??). Anyway, a brilliant follow up article is on the NZ Herald website about how the Destiny Church is becoming a cult.

Well, their self proclaimed Bishop is taking us all for cults by having us believe that he is a spokesperson for God... this sounds awfully like Waco, eh...dont leave any matches or lighters lying around Bish Tamaki.

Bottom line is, he is now a source of great entertainment. I see home made Tui billboards popping up all over the joint, Monty Python may remake Life of Brian in his honour...

Let's not wate valuable time taking this dickhead seriously, insted, find new and amusing ways to rip the piss out of him and his 700 supporters...

On the terraces of Englis football clubs you would hear the chant "Bishop Brian's Black and White Army"

[Mikkel]

At least it makes it possible to compile a list of 700 gullible arsewipes - the telemarketers must be clapping their little greedy hands.

[buffstar]

Scary...... cultishly scary, law to their own scary...... just fkn scary!!!
sure am glad they dont hang out my ways.....

[BigG]

Jim Jones again I wonder when he tell them all to drink poison

[Blackbird]

Jim Jones again I wonder when he tell them all to drink poison

Absolutely! At least it will validate Darwin's Theory so no harm done:whistle:

[gatch]

Under "Supporting Bishop's Function & Ministry", the "sons" are encouraged to find out Mr Tamaki's speaking itinerary and travel to other churches and engagements to support him, because a team of men around their bishop "reflects his importance to them".

They must never tolerate anyone (regardless of who they are) speaking or talking critically of Mr Tamaki and his wife/family or the church. "You are not only to stop them in their tracks but warn them that they criticise you when they criticise Bishop."

This sounds like the start of a private army.. God warriors, great.

[Str8 Jacket]

This sounds like the start of a private army.. God warriors, great.

Not that I am religious but this aint got anything to do with 'God' in the king james bible way but its about Brian pretending he is God.

[Hans]

Without doubt...he is NZ biggest COCKSUCKER.

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http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Brian_Tamaki

[R6_kid]

Without doubt...he is NZ biggest COCKSUCKER.

If you opened your eyes you'd see that he is the one getting his cock sucked.

Forget your dignity, start a church and become a millionaire and have a congregation of plebs willing to pledge allegiance to you!

[zahria]

Cults are risky organisations, lots of injuries, deaths etc. I wonder if their Levies are being increased as well?

[NighthawkNZ]

Cults are risky organisations, lots of injuries, deaths etc. I wonder if their Levies are being increased as well?

was just about to ask that...:wacko:

[Grasshopperus]

This is pretty scary stuff.

Scary in that now Brian has formed his own Tamaki-Youth/SS who are being told to effectively suppress YOUR free speech: "You are not only to stop them in their tracks but warn them that they criticise you when they criticise Bishop." And then what? If you continue they've been told to stop you...

Yeah, his whole "religion" is a joke and he's an arsehole cult leader but 700 ex-con, holy warriors running around thinking Brian's laws are above the country's could cause some big problems.

For example, in time, this forum thread will turn up in google results when you google 'Brian Tamaki' (which I'm sure the cult monitor), someone from the cult will read this thread one day. If they think this whole biker community is talking smack about them then they might try and "approach" the website owner, or crash one of the calender events (Saturday's BRONZ/Ulysses event is smack dab in the middle of Tamaki country) etc etc

I say we take off and nuke 'em from orbit... It's the only way to be sure

[Hans]

This sounds like the start of a private army.. God warriors, great.

No problem, can arrange a private war. Or was that civil war?

[zahria]

For example, in time, this forum thread will turn up in google results when you google 'Brian Tamaki' (which I'm sure the cult monitor), someone from the cult will read this thread one day. If they think this whole biker community is talking smack about them then they might try and "approach" the website owner, or crash one of the calender events (Saturday's BRONZ/Ulysses event is smack dab in the middle of Tamaki country) etc etc


I can imagine the Destiny Church gate crashing the Bikoi... man, that would make things very interesting!!

[Crasherfromwayback]

Let's not wate valuable time taking this dickhead seriously, insted, find new and amusing ways to rip the piss out of him and his 700 supporters...


I saw Knob Gobler Tamaki down here in Welly a while ago with his 'Army' kicking up a stink about same sex couples ranting and raving like a mad man...and it was so funny...a guy with a loud hailer shouted over the top of him..."Look at you...you condem homosexuals...yet you dress like one!!!"

Loved it.

[sil3nt]

Destiny Church and Scientology need to be made illegal cults and thrown out of the country. They both thrive on the stupidity of people and have no place in New Zealand society.

[ynot slow]

Let he who hasn't sinned cast the first stone-there ya go I started a church with my religious raving,I said it first,anybody saying different is a fake.See any similarities in Destiny and other loony religions.

[Fatt Max]

I saw Knob Gobler Tamaki down here in Welly a while ago with his 'Army' kicking up a stink about same sex couples ranting and raving like a mad man...and it was so funny...a guy with a loud hailer shouted over the top of him..."Look at you...you condem homosexuals...yet you dress like one!!!"

Loved it.

Priceless, quality comment, quality fail....have spat beer onto keyboard laughing at that little gem

[Fatt Max]

For example, in time, this forum thread will turn up in google results when you google 'Brian Tamaki' (which I'm sure the cult monitor), someone from the cult will read this thread one day. If they think this whole biker community is talking smack about them then they might try and "approach" the website owner, or crash one of the calender events (Saturday's BRONZ/Ulysses event is smack dab in the middle of Tamaki country) etc etc




Fuck 'em, who cares

[Madmax]

you all know my opinion of this f**ker
from an old post

bishop brian at it again makes me pleased i managed
to hit him with an egg (wish it was something heaver though)
at his auckland march
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/index.cfm?...ectID=10332266
__________________
the art of diplomacy is saying nice doggie,
until you find a big rock

[Dave Lobster]

Let he who hasn't sinned cast the first stone-there ya go I started a church with my religious raving,I said it first,anybody saying different is a fake.See any similarities in Destiny and other loony religions.


Join! Join! Join! (http://www.venganza.org/about/)

:2thumbsup:2thumbsup

[nothingflash]

Jim Jones again I wonder when he tell them all to drink poison

Probably as they begin to run out of money to "offer" him.

[MisterD]

Destiny Church and Scientology need to be made illegal cults and thrown out of the country.

Can't argue with that, but I'd add the Mormons and the JW's...



They both thrive on the stupidity of people and have no place in New Zealand society.

Yet that statement is true of every religion, Lotto and Rebel Sports' "sale"...

[Madmax]

Jim Jones again I wonder when he tell them all to drink poison

wont have to they will die of starvation
having givin all there money to the king

[nothingflash]

wont have to they will die of starvation
having givin all there money to the king

Of course they see it as the ultimate sacrifice for their King no doubt. Scary stuff.

[Pussy]

Said it before, and I'll say it again.... you're all welcome to join the Pissed up Testicosticals, just bring a box of Mac's Gold for Pastor Pussy.....

[Ms Piggy]

I saw it tonight on Campbell Live - very, very disturbing!

[nothingflash]

I saw it tonight on Campbell Live - very, very disturbing!

Yep, the narc clearly wanted to remain anonymous because he's seen Pulp Fiction;

...And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!

(Great movie)

[Grahameeboy]

Well what do people think......

[nothingflash]

Hey mate - see here http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=111275

[Naki Rat]

.................

[Naki Rat]

Interesting (scarey) article on Campbell Live tonight (http://www.3news.co.nz/Secret-video-reveals-the-inner-workings-of-Destiny-Church/tabid/367/articleID/127420/cat/84/Default.aspx) regarding the Destiny Church "MoMENtum" thing. Big problem looming there methinks :crazy:

[Mully]

Saw him on Close up.

That is a very dangerous person there.

[CookMySock]

For example, in time, this forum thread will turn up in google results when you google 'Brian Tamaki' (which I'm sure the cult monitor), someone from the cult will read this thread one day. If they think this whole biker community is talking smack about them then they might try and "approach" the website owner, or crash one of the calender eventsOh shit. :crazy:

I can just imagine it now, (cue deep booming voice, hrm-hrm) "Heathen!!! Get thee henceforth from this place and close thy website as it is an abomination to me!! (now screaming) ACHTUNG!!! VERBOTEN!!!!", ah, er, oops where was I? No need for that was there.. Cough..


Steve

[gatch]

I don't know why he is mucking around with the bishop title, he should just pass go, call himself Cardinal B-Tizzle and release his rap album.

The "spiritual sons" are his posse for the video clips.

Edit - It's all just an elaborate publicity hype, hahaha I bet snoop D O double gizzle will feature, along with red-man and fiddy. Lol.

Fuck I crack myself up.

[nothingflash]

Oh shit. :crazy:

I can just imagine it now, (cue deep booming voice, hrm-hrm) "Heathen!!! Get thee henceforth from this place and close thy website as it is an abomination to me!! (now screaming) ACHTUNG!!! VERBOTEN!!!!", ah, er, oops where was I? No need for that was there.. Cough..


Steve

Maybe he'll strike down upon all of us with great vengeance and furious anger?! :angry2:

[Pussy]

Maybe he'll strike down upon all of us with great vengeance and furious anger?! :angry2:

Meanwhile, I'll be enjoying a few Mac's Golds! :niceone:

[Crasherfromwayback]

Meanwhile, I'll be enjoying a few Mac's Golds! :niceone:

That shit will be the end of you Brother!

[Pussy]

That shit will be the end of you Brother!

Listen here, vice pope Pete.... that bloody Steinlager is the Devil's urine!

[Headbanger]

Said it before, and I'll say it again.... you're all welcome to join the Pissed up Testicosticals, just bring a box of Mac's Gold for Pastor Pussy.....

Hail the Pussy!!!


HAIL!
HAIL!
HAIL!

[Naki Rat]

I don't know why he is mucking around with the bishop title, he should just pass go, call himself Cardinal B-Tizzle and release his rap album.
......

Bishop is past tense. He's King now :crazy:

[Pussy]

Bishop is past tense. He's King now :crazy:

He'll be hall monitor next....

[gatch]

Bishop is past tense. He's King now :crazy:

Even better if he wants to claim maximum street creds, all hail king B-Tizzle !!

[Pussy]

Hail the Pussy!!!


HAIL!
HAIL!
HAIL!

Bless you, my son

[Brett]

That man is seriously, seriously deluded. He is overshadowed by hiw own gigantic ego and frankly the man himself is a little underwhelming. However he always appears so smooth and in control in media interviews and makes everything sound so normal and reasonable. he has a talent at being a snake in the grass.

[Headbanger]

He's crazy.

I'm betting Conan the Barbarian will appear at his next sermon, Behead him in front of his followers, Kill the giant snake in the pit under the alter, Steal the fabled jewel and rescue his warrior princess.

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[Pussy]

He's certainly got preying on the weak-minded down to a fine art.

[Patrick]

Not that I am religious but this aint got anything to do with 'God' in the king james bible way but its about Brian pretending he is God.

His speel waffle mentions christ twice. Brian TAMAKI in the same speel is mentioned over 100 times.....

Strange "church..."

What was one of those 10 commandments again...? Worshipping idols?

[SixPackBack]

His speel waffle mentions christ twice. Brian TAMAKI in the same speel is mentioned over 100 times.....

Strange "church..."

What was one of those 10 commandments again...? Worshipping idols?

Grab yer mates, man the tazers:eek5:

[Headbanger]

..............He's going to declare Jesus as an impostor.....

[Crasherfromwayback]

I

hahaha I bet snoop D O double gizzle will feature, along with red-man and fiddy. Lol.




Listen here, vice pope Jazy Pete Diddy.... that bloody Steinlager is the Devil's urine!

Bowlicks!!!

[gatch]

His speel waffle mentions christ twice. Brian TAMAKI in the same speel is mentioned over 100 times.....

Strange "church..."

What was one of those 10 commandments again...? Worshipping idols?

Yur, that cracked me up, then he said some shit about good fruit and being well dressed ???

What a fuckin homo, I bet those 700 dudes are bound by covenant for the purpose of "servicing the king".

[B Positive]

Good logic Grasshoppa ...we better watch out for 'gorillas' riding harleys swinging chains with bibles tied on the end ....take plenty of peanuts to divert them when you make your get`away...

[ynot slow]

I'll say it again,any religion which "requires" you to tithe up to 15% of net income IS NOT a religion,no matter what bible crap you spout.And (a tithe) is not like a collection plate getting passed round on Sunday at church.Yes donations are asked for but never expected to be a percentage of income.

And how many of yous catholics put a large metal washer in the plate and removed a note or 50c back in the days of 1c,2c,5c and $1,$2 notes.I didn't but brother did a couple of times,he'd place a 20c coin in and palm about $2 of coins,bloody heathen(and he was almost an alter boy).

[LilSel]

Also watched 'close up' tonight... very disturbing!! Really does sound like a cult beginning!

One of my staff members is 'born again crew' of destiny church... will have to see if there's one of the 'special rings' on his hand next time I see him :lol:

We get along with no problems however was a little concerned in the beginning when I found out about the destiny part after hiring him, seeming as I am openly & very obviously gay but hasn't been any issues. I sure hope he doesn't 'gift' a portion of his wages to them!! Would be better spent on the kids n stuff!

There is a very LARGE billboard on the south eastern highway just after carbine rd that says 'A SUPER city needs a SUPER church' (or something along those lines) with a huge picture of Mr 'I am king' *shakes head*... wish that would 'disappear'!! :eek5: Those judging eyes lol!

[sil3nt]

I sure hope he doesn't 'gift' a portion of his wages to them!! Would be better spent on the kids n stuff!Fairly sure they all do. Don't most churches ask for 10%?

[peasea]

It's all right here (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10605956).

The thing that strucks me is that editing the article and replacing names with Hussain, Hitler or bin Laden wouldn't make it any more sinister.

This is the kind of action that taken place before people arm themselves and do a hell of a lot of damage.

Check this out... from the article
"At a special service during the church's annual conference in Auckland at the weekend, about 700 male members of the church swore a "covenant oath" of loyalty and obedience to Mr Tamaki and were given a "covenant ring" to wear on their right hands"

In the document comes a section entitled "Protocols towards our spiritual father", which takes 1300 words to describe in jaw-dropping detail how the "spiritual sons" shall behave towards their "spiritual father".

If any "son" is honoured either by the church or secularly, he is to mention his "mentors and role models" - Mr and Mrs Tamaki - "because Bishop is one of God's best-known representatives in our country".
Under "Conduct Towards Bishop", the "sons" are told that "Bishop is the tangible expression of God", so they need to understand how to properly approach their man of God "to protect the anointing and not transgress this special relationship".

... and it goes on!!!!!

Read it .. this is serious shit.

Settle down, it's no worse than the Third Reich.:Oops:

Or the NZ Police.:Oops:

Or the National Front. :Oops:

Or the National Party even.:Oops:

I posted moons ago that I thought Brian Tamaki was a dangerous man. My opinion hasn't changed and looking into my crystal ball I would add that as times get tougher, so will he. He's clever, make no mistake.

[peasea]

Fairly sure they all do. Don't most churches ask for 10%?

Any church that asks for financial contributions is bent. That's why my church is so good, I only ask for your bike, your drugs and your woman. Two of which you are welcome to come and collect when I've finished with them.

[peasea]

"servicing the king".

ICK, ICK and again, ICK!

[Mikkel]

No problem, can arrange a private war. Or was that civil war?

Let's try something different - how about a criminal war... Oh, bugger just over 6 years too late I suppose.


Destiny Church and Scientology need to be made illegal cults and thrown out of the country. They both thrive on the stupidity of people and have no place in New Zealand society.

Ban religion? Hell no, how the fuck are we to identify all the idiots if we take that away? Currently we don't have to make a census to compile a list in order to determine the level of education within this country.


I'll say it again,any religion which "requires" you to tithe up to 15% of net income IS NOT a religion,no matter what bible crap you spout.And (a tithe) is not like a collection plate getting passed round on Sunday at church.Yes donations are asked for but never expected to be a percentage of income.

Ehrm, I think you have misunderstood the point of religion. It has always been a mechanism to empower the few by controlling and extorting the many. Tithing is at the very fundament of religious practice. Which, incidentally, is why religion if anything hinders spiritual development.

[LilSel]

Fairly sure they all do. Don't most churches ask for 10%?

*shrugs* ... dunno... Is one of the things that disturbs me the most as those of lower socio economic groups will fork out when financially it isn't in the best interests of their family etc... Am not a religious person myself, however have seen & heard of other real churches helping those in need & doing community work & so on, destiny church has been around a wee while now & as above... I haven't seen/heard of them doing anything productive/constructive.... usually its all negative publicity & them doing stupid shit!

[LilSel]

Any church that asks for financial contributions is bent. That's why my church is so good, I only ask for your bike, your drugs and your woman. Two of which you are welcome to come and collect when I've finished with them.

hahahaha :2thumbsup

[peasea]

*shrugs* ... dunno... Is one of the things that disturbs me the most as those of lower socio economic groups will fork out when financially it isn't in the best interests of their family etc... Am not a religious person myself, however have seen & heard of other real churches helping those in need & doing community work & so on, destiny church has been around a wee while now & as above... I haven't seen/heard of them doing anything productive/constructive.... usually its all negative publicity & them doing stupid shit!

Like wandering the streets all dressed in black (chanting Zieg Brian!).

How about a remake of the old Monty Python movie? That'd be brill.

[Pussy]

My church sounds fairly reasonable then, doesn't it?


That heathen Crasherfromwayback will have to start drinking decent beer before he's allowed in, but

[SixPackBack]

My church sounds fairly reasonable then, doesn't it?


That heathen Crasherfromwayback will have to start drinking decent beer before he's allowed in, but

PUSSY FOR KING

All kneel heathen scum:2thumbsup

[peasea]

My church sounds fairly reasonable then, doesn't it?


That heathen Crasherfromwayback will have to start drinking decent beer before he's allowed in, but

Allowed in butt? Is it a gay church?

[Pussy]

Is it a gay church?

Nope... but we'll take your kind provided you bring your carton of Mac's Gold gratuity

[peasea]

Nope... but we'll take your kind provided you bring your carton of Mac's Gold gratuity

I was thinking more of Patrick becoming a member actually. (A member? Oh that's so lame. He's already a dick, but moving on....)

Mac's Gold? nah, I'll be Beamed up before I'll stoop to a light beer. Give me Monteith's Black or...give me something else. Ambiguity perhaps?

[gatch]

You soft cocks with your 5% 350ml beers.

Drink pirate (or crest/excalibur/gordons xxxtra strong), it'll put hair on your.. tongues ?

And erase all memory of the manatee that just wouldnt take no for an answer...

[Madmax]

I'll say it again,any religion which "requires" you to tithe up to 15% of net income IS NOT a religion,no matter what bible crap you spout.And (a tithe) is not like a collection plate getting passed round on Sunday at church.Yes donations are asked for but never expected to be a percentage of income.

And how many of yous catholics put a large metal washer in the plate and removed a note or 50c back in the days of 1c,2c,5c and $1,$2 notes.I didn't but brother did a couple of times,he'd place a 20c coin in and palm about $2 of coins,bloody heathen(and he was almost an alter boy).

Shit sounds a bit like ACC

[Mully]

Forget your dignity, start a church and become a millionaire and have a congregation of plebs willing to pledge allegiance to you!

Indeed. I believe it was a certain L Ron Hubbard who said the best way to become rich was to start your own religion....

(not the Ginga from Happy Days, either)

[roadracingoldfart]

That shit will be the end of you Brother!

Coming from a seasoned pisshead aye Pete ???


Listen here, vice pope Pete.... that bloody Steinlager is the Devil's urine!

Steiny is piss water i agree with that


Hail the Pussy!!!


HAIL!
HAIL!
HAIL!

Now that just scares me lots :sweatdrop


My church sounds fairly reasonable then, doesn't it?


That heathen Crasherfromwayback will have to start drinking decent beer before he's allowed in, but

Youll take anyone in from the cold wont you


PUSSY FOR KING

All kneel heathen scum:2thumbsup

yourve scared me and im going to have to leave a light on at night now :zzzz:


Nope... but we'll take your kind provided you bring your carton of Mac's Gold gratuity

My god your just like Pete, drunk.

If Tamiti had guys like all of us in his club he would rule the playground much better , if he wants to take the country over he needs to get Winston Peters on side to rally the family in droves. They must meet at the suit makers surely.

[oldrider]

Absolutely! At least it will validate Darwin's Theory so no harm done:whistle:

So far it is a voluntary organisation, I don't like it, I don't join but don't ever let them get into parliament!

It was bad enough before when the Christians were supreme in parliament!

I don't want any other pressure group making rules and laws for me to have to adhere to!

There are enough stupid laws and rules now! :argh: Badly policed and badly managed legally and corrections are a joke!

Save me from the do gooders that are trying to save me from my self! :beer:

[insane1]

well your right he"s a scumbag and a cult leader nuf said.

[SARGE]

This is the kind of action that taken place before people arm themselves and do a hell of a lot of damage.



right.. repeat after me..


""I (state your name) do swear and affirm that i will follow SARGE..."



no ring, but i have a few nice vests...:whistle:


want some kool ade?

[jrandom]

... that bloody Steinlager is the Devil's urine!

A fucking men.

[Swoop]

It's all right here (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10605956).

The thing that strucks me is that editing the article and replacing names with Hussain, Hitler or bin Laden wouldn't make it any more sinister.
Loved the line on The Rock, this morning...
"If you crossed Miami Vice with Hitler, you would get brian tamaki"...:rofl:


Bishop is past tense. He's King now :crazy:
That means the position of "Fuhrer" will be his next (self)promotion...
His "followers" are dressed for that eventuality.

[onearmedbandit]

I reckon he's actually Satan, Prince of Darkness, on a soul drive. What better way for him to challenge God then by tempting the weak by proclaiming to be the holy father. In fact I reckon god himself is in on the joke as well. They're just fucking with us. Cunts.

[dipshit]

This sounds like the start of a private army.. God warriors, great.


It sounds like a mass homosexual marriage ceremony. Ironic really.

But then again - Graham Capel turned out to be a paedophile.

[imdying]

CARTMAN
And as we march for Bishop Tamaki we should
also voice our support! So, when I say
"Es ist Zeit für sauberen," you all
chant back "Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten."


ELISE
Well, what does that mean, dear?

JACK
Oh, I think it's Aramaic. You know,
like in the movie.

SHLOMO
Ooo, Aramaic. Cool.

TOWNSFOLK
Neato! That'll be awesome. Great!

JACK
What was our Aramaic line again?

CARTMAN
Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!!


TOWNSFOLK
Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten.

CARTMAN
Es ist Zeit für Rache!

TOWNSFOLK
Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten.

ELISE
Oh huh, this is fun!

CARTMAN
All right, everyone! Forward, march!
Es ist Zeit für Rache!

TOWNSFOLK
Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten.

CARTMAN
Es ist Zeit für Rache!

TOWNSFOLK
Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten.

CARTMAN
Nice.

[Pussy]

But then again - Graham Capel turned out to be a paedophile.

At least he drove slowly past Primary Schools

[BOGAR]

Isn't he the one wanting to build his own private city up there somewhere (Auckland) or is that still on hold. I heard he was looking for land and volunteers to build it so all his followers could live there. This guy has started some scary stuff right here. I hope they don't ever get into Parliament.

[Leyton]

church swore a "covenant oath" of loyalty and obedience to Mr Tamaki and were given a "covenant ring" to wear on their right hands

LOL!!! He thinks he is God! Crikey.. oh well, each to there own.. Poor bastards.

What a cult, LOL!

[Crasherfromwayback]

A fucking men.

Stick to the females variety then. Pure.

[Swoop]

'Ang on a min...

IF bt has promoted himself to "King", what has Elvis been demoted to?

[Bounce001]

Isn't he the one wanting to build his own private city up there somewhere (Auckland) or is that still on hold. I heard he was looking for land and volunteers to build it so all his followers could live there. This guy has started some scary stuff right here. I hope they don't ever get into Parliament.

Not only is he wanting to build his own city, he wants his 'congregation' to sell their homes to pay for it. This guy is too spooky for words.

I guess he will get his followers to "contribute" so he can pay for the rego on his harley.

[Dave Lobster]

I hope they don't ever get into Parliament.

Of course they wont. Only upstanding honest people, working for the good of everyone, get into parliament.
Crooked, money grabbing types don't.

[awayatc]

TOWNSFOLK
Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten.

CARTMAN
Nice.


You obviously earned your ring.........

[imdying]

Hey, it was a funny ep... see anyone can have their own army!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxoKjwudruw&feature=related

[LilSel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGeNDMpC1AU&feature=player_embedded#

This is really well done :laugh:

(wasn't sure how to post vid in thread so if anyone else can, would be good, its a goodie!)

[SixPackBack]

He looks like a dangerous prick allright.

http://www.3news.co.nz/Destiny-Churchs-inner-workings-revealed-in-secret-video/tabid/367/articleID/127420/cat/221/Default.aspx

[Swoop]

Awww. They are upset over something.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10606344

[insane1]

he"s the devil incarnate the anti-christ himself ,souns like jim jones of the jonestown massacre could happen again.

[tri boy]

"He's not the messiah, just a very naughty boy. Now F**k off"
(Apologies to Monty Python).:done:

[dman]

I encourage you my children to embrace Density Church and become part of our congregation on Facebook:

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=190190139902

See you on Sunday! We will welcome you with open arms, hearts, and legs. All we ask in return is you welcome us too, with open wallets.

:)


Yours in the Spaghetti Monster,
Lord High Bishop Brian Tamariki


http://DensityChurch.net/ (http://densitychurch.blogspot.com/)

[ynot slow]

"He's not the messiah, just a very naughty boy. Now F**k off"
(Apologies to Monty Python).:done:

Christ just because his parents named him Brian,hope he doesn't think "The Life of Brian" is his docco,the wanker will want royalties from Clease and co.

[Skyryder]

He looks like a dangerous prick allright.

http://www.3news.co.nz/Destiny-Churchs-inner-workings-revealed-in-secret-video/tabid/367/articleID/127420/cat/221/Default.aspx


So true.:jerry: Those teeth: positively dangerouse

Skyryder

[MikeL]

That man is seriously, seriously deluded.

No, he's not. At least not yet. He's cynical, arrogant, brazen, devoid of conscience and smart enough to mount a hugely successful con but without the depth of intelligence to know what to do when his creation starts to take on a life of its own. It will end up devouring him because, surrounded by flatterers and toadies, he will end up starting to believe his own lies. Then he will lose his touch and some ambitious and dangerously more intelligent side-kick will take over. Like Scientology, Destiny can continue indefinitely against all reason and common-sense, because the gullibility of the ignorant and desperate is almost infinite.

[Patrick]

Grab yer mates, man the tazers:eek5:

Recent count, he has over 9000 followers, I believe. We'll be lucky to have a few hundy tasers.

[peasea]

Grab yer mates, man the tazers:eek5:

It's "spiel" not "speel". Speel isn't a word and you're not a real policeman.

[george formby]

It's so ironic he's called Brian, or said correctly, Bwian. I wonder when Biggus Dicchus will make an appearance & Bwian's mum will call him in for his tea.

[peasea]

No, he's not. At least not yet. He's cynical, arrogant, brazen, devoid of conscience and smart enough to mount a hugely successful con but without the depth of intelligence to know what to do when his creation starts to take on a life of its own. It will end up devouring him because, surrounded by flatterers and toadies, he will end up starting to believe his own lies. Then he will lose his touch and some ambitious and dangerously more intelligent side-kick will take over. Like Scientology, Destiny can continue indefinitely against all reason and common-sense, because the gullibility of the ignorant and desperate is almost infinite.

On the button, that man.

Tamaki is dangerous for more than one reason and I have this niggling feeling he's the type to light a fuse and run like fuck just before the big bang. (If you get my drift.)

The Density church will continue to grow I reckon, just because this country has (sadly) so many losers with no self-drive, no vision of their own and no self motivation. What those people need is a leader, which can't be found at the Beehive.

Like Hitler, Tamaki is tapping into a desperate throng.

[peasea]

It's so ironic he's called Brian, or said correctly, Bwian. I wonder when Biggus Dicchus will make an appearance & Bwian's mum will call him in for his tea.

Is there something funny about the name......Biggus Dicchus?

[Forest]

Is there something funny about the name......Biggus Dicchus?

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[mossy1200]

Bishop
Would have been quicker to become a scout leader if he wanted to fiddle with boys.

[Brett]

He looks like a dangerous prick allright.

http://www.3news.co.nz/Destiny-Churchs-inner-workings-revealed-in-secret-video/tabid/367/articleID/127420/cat/221/Default.aspx

Wow that is messed up. That guy sounds more like the anti-christ than anything. You are right, he is dangerous and so are his followers.

[Brett]

No, he's not. At least not yet. He's cynical, arrogant, brazen, devoid of conscience and smart enough to mount a hugely successful con but without the depth of intelligence to know what to do when his creation starts to take on a life of its own. It will end up devouring him because, surrounded by flatterers and toadies, he will end up starting to believe his own lies. Then he will lose his touch and some ambitious and dangerously more intelligent side-kick will take over. Like Scientology, Destiny can continue indefinitely against all reason and common-sense, because the gullibility of the ignorant and desperate is almost infinite.

I believe he already has. He has just crowned himself a king ffs. He actually believes he is untouchable, he actually believes he is in the right. He thinks he leads a mighty and holy cause. But I do agree with you, this is only the start of his slippery slope.

[Patrick]

It's "spiel" not "speel". Speel isn't a word and you're not a real policeman.

Huh??? SPB didn't mention "speel" or "spiel." :innocent:

I don't think he is a real Policeman either. But I could be wrong. :sunny:

[kiwirach83]

That has to be one of the lamest Python jokes. Unless you're a 9 year old.

OT: It will interesting to see where this cult of Brian is going. :corn: Should be rather entertaining, unless it gets violent...

early days yet i spose.