What will the MFSC do on the protest ride?

[carver]

just for discussion

mormon few stunt crew

NZ's most notorious stunt crew

[Ixion]

Well dude, you has been appointed Master at Arms. So I guess you'll be busy policing idiots and noobs.

[riffer]

Just because you enjoy mucking round with bikes doesn't mean you want to fuck it up for everyone.

I reckon they'll rise to the occasion just fine. :shifty:

[Headbanger]

you could get the ball rolling by starting an attention seeking thread......

[spookytooth]

you forgot the "who gives a fuck" option in the poll

[Rayray401]

Drive an ATV up the stairs of the parliament XD..i remember someone that did that...oh wait..it was a tractor..

[carver]

you could get the ball rolling by starting an attention seeking thread......


you forgot the "who gives a fuck" option in the poll

well, i remember the last one...

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=60277

[retro asian]

Do the same dance you did on top of that car, but in the beehive lobby...

[Ixion]

Dude, y see the bike in the logo?

There's your challenge.

[Maha]

Do the same dance you did on top of that car, but in the beehive lobby...

All well and good but getting a car inside the Beehive may pose a problem.

[Squiggles]

Which protest ride?

[retro asian]

All well and good but getting a car inside the Beehive may pose a problem.

I meant without the car....it's not much of a stunt, not much skill required...

But if he was greased up head to toe, that would be funny as the guards try to catch him...:laugh:


<img src="http://www.benji1000.net/images/greased_up_deaf_guy_big.jpg">

[Naki Rat]

Well dude, you has been appointed Master at Arms. So I guess you'll be busy policing idiots and noobs.

You know it's gotta make sense :done:

[carver]

Dude, y see the bike in the logo?

There's your challenge.

the trials bike might work for that one

[xgnr]

just for discussion

mormon few stunt crew

NZ's most notorious stunt crew

Will need some entertainment...

[wbks]

just for discussion

mormon few stunt crew

NZ's most notorious stunt crewDo a massive crash right in front of the TV3 News crew

[Sidewinder]

um a burn out on the roof of acc in hams on a pocket bike!
im keen:yes::yes::yes::yes:

[carver]

um a burn out on the roof of acc in hams on a pocket bike!
im keen:yes::yes::yes::yes:

haha, sounds good

[Sidewinder]

haha, sounds good

sweet nxt week then eh bro

[coffeejunkie]

You also forgot.....make dicks of themselves as an option

[Sidewinder]

You also forgot.....make dicks of themselves as an option

shut ya face cj! mmm vodka

[coffeejunkie]

BITE ME jemery!....Vodka? you shld share ya fucking bitch!

[Sidewinder]

BITE ME jemery!....Vodka? you shld share ya fucking bitch!

then comw get the new tag and u can. its just down the road

[coffeejunkie]

then comw get the new tag and u can. its just down the road

Tag? down my way or yours?

[Sidewinder]

Tag? down my way or yours?

your ways:wari::wari::wari:

[coffeejunkie]

Yeh just checked ya gay ass pic, it's no where near where i am

[klingon]

You also forgot.....make dicks of themselves as an option

No he didn't forget that option. Both the two middle ones (stunts around parliament and stunts on the way down) cover it. If anyone does this during an event that so many people have worked so hard on, I will personally stunt his head with a large mallet. :bash:

[Sidewinder]

Yeh just checked ya gay ass pic, it's no where near where i am

bite me and ozzy sais he wants his sunnys back!:gob::gob:

[Sidewinder]

No he didn't forget that option. Both the two middle ones (stunts around parliament and stunts on the way down) cover it. If anyone does this during an event that so many people have worked so hard on, I will personally stunt his head with a large mallet. :bash:

like when we got told off and kicked off kb after we ruined the cc ride a few years back?

most bins wins!

[coffeejunkie]

bite me and ozzy sais he wants his sunnys back!:gob::gob:

:finger::finger:

[Sidewinder]

:finger::finger:

:sick::sick::tugger::tugger:

[carver]

like when we got told off and kicked off kb after we ruined the cc ride a few years back?

most bins wins!

thats true, everone thought we were a joke till then...
no one was laughing then
oh

except us

[Big Dave]

'They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a Comedian. Well here I am on stage, and they're not laughing now.' - Unknown. Maybe Bob Newhart

Fire & Hoops please.

[bogan]

You also forgot.....make dicks of themselves as an option

lol, thats not an option, more of a certainty :Oops: couldn't resist

[coffeejunkie]

lol, thats not an option, more of a certainty :Oops: couldn't resist

:niceone: i agree for sure

[Laxi]

wheres the "who gives a fuck option? mormon few can suck my sweaty ball sack:finger:
EDIT not literally cause they seem to enjoy that shit!

[Reckless]

Good to have a chance to vote in every category to screw up one of their polls like that stupid skidwinder does in every other poll!!

+1 on the who gives a fuck option!! Another bloody look at me thread Sheeesh!!

[Taz]

Cool another poll that allows me to choose all the options.

[SARGE]

No he didn't forget that option. Both the two middle ones (stunts around parliament and stunts on the way down) cover it. If anyone does this during an event that so many people have worked so hard on, I will personally stunt his head with a large mallet. :bash:

oh yea !!! and if Klingon cant .. i can..

go ahead .. make dicks of yourselves in the spotlight .. i dare you... it may not be me but i can guarantee you if anyone dicks around there will be a very public ass-whipping..


$25 bounty and a box of beers on the first one who catches it on video.. 2 boxes if someone sets the offending dickhead's bike on fire

[Big Dave]

What about a Vin Diesel XXX off a bridge. ACCSUX on the parachute - Shame that trials bike is so ghey.

[SARGE]

bite me and ozzy sais he wants his sunnys back!:gob::gob:

dude .. seriously .... do yourself a favor (http://www.jspell.com/public-spell-checker.html)...

[SARGE]

What about a Vin Diesel XXX off a bridge. ACCSUX on the parachute



THAT i can do ..where do i sign?

[Ronin]

$25 bounty and a box of beers on the first one who catches it on video.. 2 boxes if someone sets the offending dickhead's bike on fire

What flavour beer?

[SARGE]

What flavour beer?

depends on the severity of the hiding .. bitchslap you get Lion Red ..

stomping a man sized mudhole in said offenders ass and setting his/ their bikes on fire .. good bottle of scotch..


make that 2 as long as the whole thing is on video


im serious folks .. this is an honest to whatever helps you sleep offer .. any assholism and i will pay the aforementioned bounty

[carver]

oh yea !!! and if Klingon cant .. i can..

go ahead .. make dicks of yourselves in the spotlight .. i dare you... it may not be me but i can guarantee you if anyone dicks around there will be a very public ass-whipping..


$25 bounty and a box of beers on the first one who catches it on video.. 2 boxes if someone sets the offending dickhead's bike on fire

yeah, thats what they said last time.
we hung around till the end and nothing happened


depends on the severity of the hiding .. bitchslap you get Lion Red ..

stomping a man sized mudhole in said offenders ass and setting his/ their bikes on fire .. good bottle of scotch..


make that 2 as long as the whole thing is on video


im serious folks .. this is an honest to whatever helps you sleep offer .. any assholism and i will pay the aforementioned bounty

ah, more idle talk....
no one of you have had the balls to really confront us, bar maha man on the cc ride, but we hung around anyways

[Reckless]

yeah, thats what they said last time.
we hung around till the end and nothing happened

ah, more idle talk....
no one of you have had the balls to really confront us, bar maha man on the cc ride, but we hung around anyways


Sounds like he's calling you out Sarge!! :bash:

[tri boy]

Carver and Sidewinder won't even make it to a Welly protest.
They will befriend an ostracised ex Akld poof, living in Otaki, who challenges them both to "an hour on the tower of power", and will need hospitalisation for 10days, under regular inspection, while their anuses retract to their usual distended size of 2 1/2 inches OD.
After release from Otaki hospital they will both rent a house there, and become the "Masters Apprentice's" MHO

[Sidewinder]

Carver and Sidewinder won't even make it to a Welly protest.
They will befriend an ostracised ex Akld poof, living in Otaki, who challenges them both to "an hour on the tower of power", and will need hospitalisation for 10days, under regular inspection, while their anuses retract to their usual distended size of 2 1/2 inches OD.
After release from Otaki hospital they will both rent a house there, and become the "Masters Apprentice's" MHO

i was in wellys this weekend and the wellys boys did a ride to the beehive on sat.
my mate lives in otaki, good butter chicken pies at there bp also

[SARGE]

yeah, thats what they said last time.
we hung around till the end and nothing happened



ah, more idle talk....
no one of you have had the balls to really confront us, bar maha man on the cc ride, but we hung around anyways

you really dont want to look me in the eye Craver .. really ..i waited for you in one spot at the Paeroa races .. i know you saw me there at the Esses ( hard to miss) but still i never got the pleasure of meeting you..

time will tell mi amigo .. that twig snapping behind you .. thats me .. that Cigar smell on the wind .. me again..


fuck up once on the ride and if not me .. someone ..

3 bottles of scotch for Craver

word to ya mother .. fucker

[SARGE]

Sounds like he's calling you out Sarge!! :bash:

yea .. yawn.. bring help... lots of help...


i've shit bigger turds

[Sidewinder]

you really dont want to look me in the eye Craver .. really ..i waited for you in one spot at the Paeroa races .. i know you saw me there at the Esses ( hard to miss) but still i never got the pleasure of meeting you..

time will tell mi amigo .. that twig snapping behind you .. thats me .. that Cigar smell on the wind .. me again..


fuck up once on the ride and if not me .. someone ..

3 bottles of scotch for Craver

word to ya mother .. fucker

yea you and what army?
im bigger than you, nah im bigger than you! blah blah who gives a flying fuck!:blink::blink::blink::blink::blink:
why dont ya just flop it out if you want to prove that its bigger:wari::wari::wari::wari:

[SARGE]

yea you and what army?
im bigger than you, nah im bigger than you! blah blah who gives a flying fuck!:blink::blink::blink::blink::blink:
why dont ya just flop it out if you want to prove that its bigger:wari::wari::wari::wari:

oh i so hope you do the first wheelie.. gwan.. you know you want to .. :bash:

[Sidewinder]

oh i so hope you do the first wheelie.. gwan.. you know you want to .. :bash:

give me a bike and ill be way more than keen to snice ya asked so nicely:wari::wari::wari::wari::wari::wari:

[SARGE]

give me a bike and ill be way more than keen to snice ya asked so nicely:wari::wari::wari::wari::wari::wari:

oh .. yea .. bikeless troll.. forgot

shut your hole and get in there and finish sucking Craver off

[McWild]

you really dont want to look me in the eye Craver .. really ..i waited for you in one spot at the Paeroa races .. i know you saw me there at the Esses ( hard to miss) but still i never got the pleasure of meeting you..

time will tell mi amigo .. that twig snapping behind you .. thats me .. that Cigar smell on the wind .. me again..


fuck up once on the ride and if not me .. someone ..

3 bottles of scotch for Craver

word to ya mother .. fucker

Hey I know you were in the army and you probably are 8ft tall and bulletproof and all this but you sure do seem to do a lot of internet tough guy-ing.

Like it's all good at first but there's a limit to how many times you get taken seriously when you're writing yourself up like a character in a war novel.

[SARGE]

Hey I know you were in the army and you probably are 8ft tall and bulletproof and all this but you sure do seem to do a lot of internet tough guy-ing.

Like it's all good at first but there's a limit to how many times you get taken seriously when you're writing yourself up like a character in a war novel.

i was never in the army .. Keep up..

so dont take me seriously .. i personally dont give a shit .. matter of fact .. im happy to reside on your ignore list


it realy pains me to have to repost this ... but ...



In response to recent threads, I have developed this short guide to allow you to gauge what your opinion of me personally matters to me.. This is not a scientific test and all scores are relative. This is to be used as a guide only.


Let’s begin, shall we?

1) you are a member of my immediate family (parents, wife, kids) – 1000 points
2) you are a member of my extended family (uncles, aunts, cousins, in-laws, etc) – 500 points
3) People I consider “friends”( you know who you are ) – 500 points
4) we served together in the US Marine Corps – 500 points (add 250 points if we served in Beirut, Grenada, or any other hi risk situation together.. add 200 if we ever got kicked out a bar, tattoo parlour, buffet or church)
5) you have ever helped me with my bike ( loan tools, workshop space, advice, parts, etc) – 250 points
6) you have bought a motorcycle or tools from me or have recommended someone who has– 250 points ( add 100 points if the bike was worth over $20,000, 200 if over $30,000)
7) you have ever bailed me out of jail or taken me to the hospital – 150 points
8) Yank – 100 points ( +10 if you are from the Midwest, +20 from Ohio, +30 if from my hometown , +5 if we were at Uni together)
9) riding buddies – 50 points per ride out to a maximum of 400 (+10 per if you have shown me a great road, pub, lookout or point of interest)
10) you ride an FJ1200 or a ThunderAce – 50 points


now add up your score..

1000+ points – I would do anything for you without question
500 – 1000 – place to crash, bail money, ride home from the bar, we are brothers
250 – 499 - I’d help you move on my day off and not break your shit in the process
150 – 249 – isn’t it a bit late to be calling?
100 – 149 - “ I’m sorry..i was watching tv and missed what you were saying..
1 – 100 – I see your mouth moving, but all I hear is BLAH BLAH BLAH
0 – who is this person and how did he get passed security?

[McWild]

i was never in the army .. Keep up..

so dont take me seriously .. i personally dont give a shit .. matter of fact .. im happy to reside on your ignore list


it realy pains me to have to repost this ... but ...

I'll keep that list in mind in case I ever consider lending money from you.

And tbh army, marine corps, all pretty much the same thing to me save different spelling.

[Sidewinder]

Hey I know you were in the army and you probably are 8ft tall and bulletproof and all this but you sure do seem to do a lot of internet tough guy-ing.

Like it's all good at first but there's a limit to how many times you get taken seriously when you're writing yourself up like a character in a war novel.

well his about 4ft tall, fat(well rounded), try hard and if he was in the us army id understand why he is so fucking stupid!:whocares:
oh is he serious? lol

[Sidewinder]

I'll keep that list in mind in case I ever consider lending money from you.

And tbh army, marine corps, all pretty much the same thing to me save different spelling.
oh the jarheads, you have to fail the dumb ass test to get accepted into the marines. the marines are better for him because theres alot more seamen around then there is in the army for his liking:crybaby::crybaby::crybaby:

[SARGE]

:corn::corn::corn::corn:

[gatch]

well his about 4ft tall, fat(well rounded), try hard and if he was in the us army id understand why he is so fucking stupid!:whocares:
oh is he serious? lol

LOL

I used to play with petrol too..

[carver]

you really dont want to look me in the eye Craver .. really ..i waited for you in one spot at the Paeroa races .. i know you saw me there at the Esses ( hard to miss) but still i never got the pleasure of meeting you..

time will tell mi amigo .. that twig snapping behind you .. thats me .. that Cigar smell on the wind .. me again..


fuck up once on the ride and if not me .. someone ..

3 bottles of scotch for Craver

word to ya mother .. fucker

yawn....
i looked for you all over, you never said were you'd be from memory.
and if you saw me, why did you not approach me?
good i could sort it out with that phone call though....

one day, i want to be as tough as you, like so tough and dangerous everyone will suck my metaphorical cock

that feeling of something going up your arse, thats me, and the taste of semen in your mouth, me again

[SPORK]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d156/randomcschtuff/gifs/didntreadlol.gif

[SARGE]

yawn....
i looked for you all over, you never said were you'd be from memory.
and if you saw me, why did you not approach me?
good i could sort it out with that phone call though....

one day, i want to be as tough as you, like so tough and dangerous everyone will suck my metaphorical cock

that feeling of something going up your arse, thats me, and the taste of semen in your mouth, me again

oh... baby .. ever been sodomized and chucked down a flight of stairs big boy??..

[SARGE]

Sounds like he's calling you out Sarge!! :bash:

see .. i didnt take that from his post ..




Originally Posted by carver
yeah, thats what they said last time.
we hung around till the end and nothing happened


that sounded like he was calling EVERYONE out ...



no one of you have had the balls to really confront us, bar maha man on the cc ride, but we hung around anyways


this tells me he doesnt respect Maha and could possible consider him a Gimp..


so what do you fellas think?... could i have misconstrued this post ???.. sounds like Craver is challenging everyone to stand up to him and his sorry little pussy .. err .. POSSY

see Craver .. something my old man told me decades ago still sticks with me ..

"son.. theres gonna come a day when im old and slow and couldnt possibly stand up to you physically but thats ok ..

i can make a phone call..."

[carver]

see .. i didnt take that from his post ..





that sounded like he was calling EVERYONE out ...




this tells me he doesnt respect Maha and could possible consider him a Gimp..


so what do you fellas think?... could i have misconstrued this post ???.. sounds like Craver is challenging everyone to stand up to him and his sorry little pussy .. err .. POSSY

see Craver .. something my old man told me decades ago still sticks with me ..

:jerry::violin::corn::corn::corn::moon: