Mum + Bike + Me = Bad News

[Hopeful Bastard]

With my purchasing a bike.. Mum is trying to be a bitch.. I now have to "tidy" my room so i can store the bike in the Garage.. Bull fucking shit! I also have to tidy up the garage to be able to store it in there! So.. Looks like i will be off the net for a short while.. :argh: :ar15::ar15::ar15:

Also, Looks like i wont be able to take my toy for a splat when it arrives off the truck tomoro :doh:

Oh well.. Saves the :Police::Police: from looking at me.. No Licence (yet) and no L plate...


I go for my BHS on Saturday the 7th and apply for my L on monday :Punk:

So.. Who was still Living at home at 19 yrs of age, (and yes.. I pay board) and had this kinda trouble?

(p.s. Moving up to palmy north soon so i can find a job)

[riffer]

So tidy your room.

and the garage.

It's a nice weekend.

Sheesh. I wish I only had your problems. <_<

[SixPackBack]

Adrian I called your Mum about your attitude; she's not impressed.:no:

[BikerDazz]

Come on son, be a good boy for your mum.
Wait till you're a parent....

[Hopeful Bastard]

So tidy your room.

and the garage.

It's a nice weekend.

Sheesh. I wish I only had your problems. <_<

Wish it was that easy.. Room.. Pretty much done.. Garage.. All HER junk.. No room for bike and bits to come :( A bunch of crap in there for a "garage sale" that hasnt happened..


Adrian I called your Mum about your attitude; she's not impressed.:no:

Seriously? i didnt hear the phone ring :mobile: Maybe that was you that called about the apparent "favours" she owes you :lol:

Also, 19 yrs old + boy = Teenage rebel. Hehe

[MadDuck]

Also, Looks like i wont be able to take my toy for a splat when it arrives off the truck tomoro :doh:


What a shame

[Mom]

Let me get this right. You are 19 and still living at home, albeit paying board. Your Mother has to tell you to clean your room, and make space in the garage for your soon to arrive bike? And you say it's "Bull fucking shit!"

The sooner you leave home and strike out for yourself, the sooner you will realise that sometimes you have to do stuff you dont enjoy in order to do the stuff you do.

Start saving, and move out as soon as you can is my advice, you have some growing up to do :yes:

[Mully]

Adrian I called your Mum about your attitude; she's not impressed.:no:

She's not angry, just disappointed.

[Hopeful Bastard]

Come on son, be a good boy for your mum.
Wait till you're a parent....


Cant wait..

I am "adopting" a baby into my lifestyle.. My girl is having a baby and I AINT the immediate father (correct wording? Aint thinking straight) but pretty much step father but in a father role.. Long story behind that.. No she didnt cheat.. And no, its not cos of some strange 3some... :Offtopic: :laugh:

[Headbanger]

You think mums are hard work, Wait till you get a wife.....

[allycatz]

My son sounded just like you...his bike ended up in the garage sale!

[Big Dave]

HTFU and do the jobs. She's yer Mum.

If you do I'll send you some Kiwi Rider Magazines.

[BikerDazz]

Well it takes a couple of go's to find the right wife.
We all need to go through a few roughies...

[Headbanger]

I took me dear old Ma out for lunch the other day, She suggested I sell the bike, Dangerous things she reckons.

Lmfao.

[Hopeful Bastard]

What i dont get is why i should tidy my room up.. It is able to be lived in by visitors.. Just excuse the stereo sittin on the floor and the bike and tiger posters not up on the wall yet..

The way she says for my to tidy up my room, Sounds like i am storing my bike in it!! That would be sayweet! :Punk::Punk:

[smoky]

man alive - you got a lot of change heading your way
You sound rather ungrateful, but youthful, good luck with the dad thing, and the new bike
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[MadDuck]

I took me dear old Ma out for lunch the other day, She suggested I sell the bike, Dangerous things she reckons.

One of the last things my ole ma said to me was ...stay off the bikes ah?

Good troll thread. Almost funny.

[McJim]

I was still living at home at age 28. Some bunch of bastards called the baby boomers pushed house prices out of the reach of normal people and fucked the planet up for us too.

I'm nearly 40 and still a disaffected youth......:rofl:

[Whynot]

The way she says for my to tidy up my room, Sounds like i am storing my bike in it!! That would be sayweet! :Punk::Punk:

You are a cock.

[Hopeful Bastard]

man alive - you got a lot of change heading your way
You sound rather ungrateful, but youthful, good luck with the dad thing, and the new bike
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Cheers.. And yeah.. I am having quite a laugh at it.. :laugh:


tbh.. I soo cant wait till i move out.. May be moving in with my Sweet uncle in Aokoutere (sp?) (Nice farm to drive the off roader on)

Sweet cruise through the country, Into ashhurst where my girls are, Into palmy, past massey and back up Old West Road.. Palmerston Northiens.. Keep an eye out for me within the next 2 months

[BikerDazz]

teenagers -it's all me me me ....
you could save a lot of time and grief by just TIDYING YOUR F'ING ROOM!

[allycatz]

What i dont get is why i should tidy my room up.. It is able to be lived in by visitors.. Just excuse the stereo sittin on the floor and the bike and tiger posters not up on the wall yet..

The way she says for my to tidy up my room, Sounds like i am storing my bike in it!! That would be sayweet! :Punk::Punk:

At 19 living at home is a privilege not a right....its called respect for your Mothers home....quite a nice trait to be carrying into adulthood :Punk:

[Big Dave]

I was still living at home at age 28.

Tres McGhey.

See - this is why the 70's rocked. I had an pretty good collection of shagaholic girlfriends and me and 2 other lads moved into Cooleen Street at 19.
Played lots of Beatles and Split enz, rode the fastest bikes available and part tayed every night of the week. - See 30 years ago thread.

[Whynot]

I was still living at home at age 28.

fuck that.

[allycatz]

I was still living at home at age 28. Some bunch of bastards called the baby boomers pushed house prices out of the reach of normal people and fucked the planet up for us too.

I'm nearly 40 and still a disaffected youth......:rofl:

Yeah but was ya room tidy?

[BikerDazz]

fuck that.

What he said.

[MadDuck]

I was still living at home at age 28.

I beat you :laugh: Was at home until 33

but i ended up owning it

[Hopeful Bastard]

Tidy is able to walk from closin your blinds, Shutting the door, Turning off the light, Taking your clothes off and still walk to bed without tripping over anything in pitch black darkness.. Okay.. I will admit.. I have kicked my Ingrown toenail twice on my stereo.. Damn i need someone with carpentry skills.. But other than that.. ALL GOODS! :bleh:

[allycatz]

Tidy is able to walk from closin your blinds, Shutting the door, Turning off the light, Taking your clothes off and still walk to bed without tripping over anything in pitch black darkness.. Okay.. I will admit.. I have kicked my Ingrown toenail twice on my stereo.. Damn i need someone with carpentry skills.. But other than that.. ALL GOODS! :bleh:

Well good luck finding the baby in a few months :bleh:

[Hopeful Bastard]

Well good luck finding the baby in a few months :bleh:

Just listen for the cries ;) :baby:

Also, Congratz on your new one

[Big Dave]

Teenagers must have changed - with mine it was when the plates were growing Penicillin.

[McJim]

Yeah but was ya room tidy?

Nah, couldn't see the floor for ash trays, bongs, buckets, marijuana pipes, bike bits, musical instruments etc. My mum left home when I was 12 so it was just me and my dad. Worked out pretty cool. he didn't bother me much so I didn't have the need to go through the rebellious teenager stage.

[allycatz]

Just listen for the cries ;) :baby:

Also, Congratz on your new one

That was ALLYCAT had the new little one.....Im spayed mate lol

[Hopeful Bastard]

That was ALLYCAT had the new little one.....Im spayed mate lol

:doh::Oops:


Too Many Alleys :lol:

[allycatz]

Teenagers must have changed - with mine it was when the plates were growing Penicillin.

Mine lost a pet rat in her bedroom for a fortnite...found it in her wardrobe eating an old sandwich.....says heaps aye!!!!

[Maha]

:doh::Oops:


Too Many Alleys :lol:

So you Liven Liven? :confused:

[Hopeful Bastard]

Teenagers must have changed - with mine it was when the plates were growing Penicillin.


Yuck.. Couldnt Live with Dirty plates.. Worst i have in my room.. Actually.. Nothing.. The oldest thing in my room would be my NZV8 mags and Biker Mags..


Other than that..

[McJim]

Yuck.. Couldnt Live with Dirty plates.. Worst i have in my room.. Actually.. Nothing.. The oldest thing in my room would be my NZV8 mags and Biker Mags..


Other than that..
Grow a spine and get some Dutch porn bro' you know you want to.

[Hopeful Bastard]

So you Liven Liven? :confused:

Live in Levin..

Pretty catchy.. And Confusing.. Try saying that CORRECTLY 30 times after a few beers / whiskey's / Yagerbombs..

[Skyryder]

Mother's love is unconditional.................the trick is to know when it's not.

Bikes are bad things in some mothers eyes. It's just that they never stop caring. Show ya mother some grattitude and do what she asks with a smile on ya face. It's a little trick with mothers that very few men understand.


Skyryder

[Hopeful Bastard]

Mother's love is unconditional.................the trick is to know when it's not.

Bikes are bad things in some mothers eyes. It's just that they never stop caring. Show ya mother some grattitude and do what she asks with a smile on ya face. It's a little trick with mothers that very few men understand.


Skyryder



very VERY VERY! few men understand females fullstop ;) Let alone Mothers O.o

[McJim]

very VERY VERY! few men understand females fullstop ;) Let alone Mothers O.o

Wait until you get a mother in law.

I have 2 mothers in law. Weep for me.

[Whynot]

I have 2 mothers in law.

you poor bastard

[peasea]

With my purchasing a bike.. Mum is trying to be a bitch.. I now have to "tidy" my room so i can store the bike in the Garage.. Bull fucking shit! I also have to tidy up the garage to be able to store it in there! So.. Looks like i will be off the net for a short while.. :argh: :ar15::ar15::ar15:

Also, Looks like i wont be able to take my toy for a splat when it arrives off the truck tomoro :doh:

Oh well.. Saves the :Police::Police: from looking at me.. No Licence (yet) and no L plate...


I go for my BHS on Saturday the 7th and apply for my L on monday :Punk:

So.. Who was still Living at home at 19 yrs of age, (and yes.. I pay board) and had this kinda trouble?

(p.s. Moving up to palmy north soon so i can find a job)

Jump on the bike and fuck off.

[Hopeful Bastard]

Jump on the bike and fuck off.


Read my mind ;)

Looks like im gonna have to get to know you :lol:

[peasea]

Read my mind ;)

Looks like im gonna have to get to know you :lol:

You'll be safe in my hands.

Now, about trading up to a Harley................

[gatch]

Teenagers must have changed - with mine it was when the plates were growing Penicillin.


Mine lost a pet rat in her bedroom for a fortnite...found it in her wardrobe eating an old sandwich.....says heaps aye!!!!

My first residence in Palmerston North was an everlasting party, there was ALWAYS beer in the fridge and smoke on the table, there was a fuckin sick tumor shaped conglomeration of fat from all the hash browns, that were crisped golden brown to perfection in the toaster.

Deer antlers with optional bra's, a spray painted sign on the house frontage (PLAYERS MANSION), completing the interior decor was a fluorescent light with same words. One time I took a girl back there and on the way up the drive she says "oh my god, THIS place".

Then there was the chairs in the lounge, that post saturday night, could be relied on to contain at least - $8.00 in change, half a dozen of various branded lighters, beers and smokes. The wheel of punishment, the row of 4 (5 can) funnels outside the front door and freezer of mystery in the backyard.

What a dump it was but fuck I miss it..

[peasea]

My first residence in Palmerston North was an everlasting party, there was ALWAYS beer in the fridge and smoke on the table, there was a fuckin sick tumor shaped conglomeration of fat from all the hash browns, that were crisped golden brown to perfection in the toaster.

Deer antlers with optional bra's, a spray painted sign on the house frontage (PLAYERS MANSION), completing the interior decor was a fluorescent light with same words. One time I took a girl back there and on the way up the drive she says "oh my god, THIS place".

Then there was the chairs in the lounge, that post saturday night, could be relied on to contain at least - $8.00 in change, half a dozen of various branded lighters, beers and smokes. The wheel of punishment, the row of 4 (5 can) funnels outside the front door and freezer of mystery in the backyard.

What a dump it was but fuck I miss it..

If you haven't had a flat like that you haven't lived!

We had bikes in the hall, bikes in the bedrooms but always food/beer in the fridge. Sunday roasts were a crackup after 'Sunday School', try basting a chook when you're off your tits. Mondays were a bitch though. (Still are, on occasion.)

We had one flat got turned over by the porkies, they tipped out my pot plants. "What's all this then?" they asked. Innocent faces all round.....

"Right, search the premises" was the command from above. Search commenced......Bobby lifts bag in wardrobe......"The plants are mine" I hollered. Search ceased. I thought a bust for a few dope plants was a better rap than a rap for the explosives in the bag!

Fuckin' funny, they never looked INSIDE the bag!

[gatch]

Haaahaha gold, I was really keen to try grow a little something in our roof space, except when the light was on the first night, you could see it from the road from the gaps in the weatherboards haha, also in the lounge through the gaps in the ceiling boards..

[peasea]

Haaahaha gold, I was really keen to try grow a little something in our roof space, except when the light was on the first night, you could see it from the road from the gaps in the weatherboards haha, also in the lounge through the gaps in the ceiling boards..

Good old kiwi insulation eh?

Now when I was a boy, we used to have to live in 'ole in road.......

[BikerDazz]

I got mum to look after my "pot plants" at her place, until they started to go missing...

[peasea]

I got mum to look after my "pot plants" at her place, until they started to go missing...

Your mum's a pot-head? Crackup.

[Hopeful Bastard]

I got mum to look after my "pot plants" at her place, until they started to go missing...

Lucky.. Shame they went missing :whistle: My mum knows what they look like so she wont allow them at all in her house.. Already had the talk about that.. Little does she know i only done some when i was at my mates house.. But that was AGES ago.. Aint doing it anymore..

[BikerDazz]

well she'd never admit it the cheeky bitch

[BikerDazz]

it's something we all go through bro...fun times...you start to miss them after a while....that's where riding takes over.

[gatch]

I got mum to look after my "pot plants" at her place, until they started to go missing...

HAaaa my mum got suspicious when her smoke started to go missing and I was constantly making late night snack runs to the servo around the corner..

[Hopeful Bastard]

:Offtopic: But who cares.. "What.. we've got here is a failure to communicate"

I SO KNOW THAT!! Its the Beginning to G n' R - Civil War!!

ROCK ON DUDE! :Punk:


But back on topic.. Yeah.. Shit done nothin for me.. Thats when i started smoking bacco.. But then even that got old so now it is the whole bike Dilemma :D

[Big Dave]

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[peasea]

well she'd never admit it the cheeky bitch

Soooo, how big are her cheeks? Bootilicious?

[peasea]

[QUOTE=Big Dave;1129488069]QUOTE]

I guess you had to be there......

[howdamnhard]

With my purchasing a bike.. Mum is trying to be a bitch.. I now have to "tidy" my room so i can store the bike in the Garage.. Bull fucking shit! I also have to tidy up the garage to be able to store it in there! So.. Looks like i will be off the net for a short while.. :argh: :ar15::ar15::ar15:

Also, Looks like i wont be able to take my toy for a splat when it arrives off the truck tomoro :doh:

Oh well.. Saves the :Police::Police: from looking at me.. No Licence (yet) and no L plate...


I go for my BHS on Saturday the 7th and apply for my L on monday :Punk:

So.. Who was still Living at home at 19 yrs of age, (and yes.. I pay board) and had this kinda trouble?

(p.s. Moving up to palmy north soon so i can find a job)

Tidy up your mess. It's your mums house so it's her rules.:2guns: Once you own your own house you can make up the rules. Get your BHS and learners sorted first before riding.
Oh and don't take your new toy for a "splat" as that might be painful:laugh:.
Take it for a BLAT instead - more fun and less painful.

[Big Dave]

I guess you had to be there......

Have you not seen Withnail & I?

'Tis one of the great anti chick flicks.

[BikerDazz]

the line is even older than that; paul newman in cool hand luke

[peasea]

Have you not seen Withnail & I?

'Tis one of the great anti-chick flicks.

I've never been anti-chick, only anti-moron. Sex, occupation, colour...makes no difference to me, but if there's a fuckwit to be pointed out I'll step up to the plate.

To answer your question; no.

[Big Dave]

I'll see your cool hand (Best newman fillum ever) and raise you a Bard.

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[Big Dave]

I've never been anti-chick, only anti-moron. Sex, occupation, colour...makes no difference to me, but if there's a fuckwit to be pointed out I'll step up to the plate.

To answer your question; no.

As in; the opposite of a chick flick.

[peasea]

As in; the opposite of a chick flick.

I see, like "pro bloke-o", the legal term for hanging with the guys for free.

[Big Dave]

I see, like "pro bloke-o", the legal term for hanging with the guys for free.

Nut scratching.

[peasea]

Nut scratching.

Didn't someone write a symphony about that?

Oh no, hang on, that was the nut CRACKER! My bad.

I can see how it all came about.
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>
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That was soooo lame.

[The Stranger]

With my purchasing a bike.. Mum is trying to be a bitch.. I now have to "tidy" my room so i can store the bike in the Garage.. Bull fucking shit! I also have to tidy up the garage to be able to store it in there! So.. Looks like i will be off the net for a short while.. :argh: :ar15::ar15::ar15:

Also, Looks like i wont be able to take my toy for a splat when it arrives off the truck tomoro :doh:

Oh well.. Saves the :Police::Police: from looking at me.. No Licence (yet) and no L plate...


I go for my BHS on Saturday the 7th and apply for my L on monday :Punk:

So.. Who was still Living at home at 19 yrs of age, (and yes.. I pay board) and had this kinda trouble?

(p.s. Moving up to palmy north soon so i can find a job)

Is she a MILF?

[peasea]

Is she a MILF?

Ah, we all wait with baited breath, probably sardines, to get the answer to THAT question.

If you can pass the BHS course I'd say that the next step is a burnout on mums bed.

With mum in it.

(Get her to make lunch first though.)

[Hopeful Bastard]

Is she a MILF?

Unfortunately for you, No

[peasea]

So.. Who was still Living at home at 19 yrs of age

"Not I" said the man in the yellow hat.

At 19 (1976) I was; rooting myself silly, drinking waaay too much piss, smoking pot, popping pills, acid, whatever came to hand, shooting up (smack was the best, bloody dangerous though) tearing around on motorcycles (often with no lid), doing mad things in very fast (for the time) V8's, modifying engines all day and all night, (built my first race engine at 18) and getting to know that cops lie in court.

Yes; you can do 100mph down Park Road, Miramar, Wellington at 1.00am.
Yes; you could catch kingfish off the wharf back than.
Yes; Ken McLeod (traffic cop) deserved getting knifed.
No; it wasn't me.
Yes; I had to move home when I ran out of money.

It was the last time though.

My advice to today's teenagers is; be careful with your money.

I spent most of my money on booze, women and music.

The rest I just wasted.

[The Stranger]

Unfortunately for you, No

Well tell her to clean your room and make space in the garage for your bike and smile as she does it.
You may also care to help her by suggesting she stick a broom stick up her arse so she can sweep up as she goes too.
Let us know how that goes will ya.

[LBD]

So your thinking of moving out huh?....that will really teach the ole bat a lesson...

19 and living at home all the these years paying board and keep ...paying your way in life so to speak....by now your Mum will be semi dependant on your weekly financial contribution to running the household....yeh, move out and stop paying board, that will teach her a good lesson

You are paying fair board and keep aren't you?

Clean your room, clean the garage advertise and run the garage sale for her and stop being so fucking selfish...shes your mum for fucks sake

[Owl]

Let me get this right. You are 19 and still living at home, albeit paying board. Your Mother has to tell you to clean your room, and make space in the garage for your soon to arrive bike? And you say it's "Bull fucking shit!"

Now now Mom....................he is a rebel after all!:lol:

[jonbuoy]

Cant wait..

I am "adopting" a baby into my lifestyle.. My girl is having a baby and I AINT the immediate father (correct wording? Aint thinking straight) but pretty much step father but in a father role.. Long story behind that.. No she didnt cheat.. And no, its not cos of some strange 3some... :Offtopic: :laugh:

Holy shit we are screwed! Its children raising children - I thought you were about 16 when I read the thread to start..

Sucks to be you when you could be going through this sort of stuff eh?¨

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/01/AR2007010100759.html

[ynot slow]

I left home when I got married(20),had no need to before,paid board,had freedom of place,mowed lawns,supplied pool table to new room folks added as bar and genral piss up area.And had enough brain power to think it's 5.30pm parents not home,will cook tea for us all.

Had no real issues to leave home,even when brother did his OE it opened his eyes up,and at the time most of our mates boarded at home due to cost and freedom they had at home,but realised they should try flatting eventually.

[Ms Piggy]

With my purchasing a bike.. Mum is trying to be a bitch.. I now have to "tidy" my room so i can store the bike in the Garage.. Bull fucking shit! I also have to tidy up the garage to be able to store it in there!
Awwww man what a total bitch face alright! If I'm hearing you right - you are living in her house and she is saying that you need to clean your room and the garage so you can put your motorcycle in her garage...maybe she could've increased your board instead? I have never ever heard of such an unreasonable parent - I'd fire her if I was you!

[R6_kid]

Why the fuck does your MUM have any say over what happens in the garage? Tell your old man to harden the fuck up, tell your mum to get back in the kitchen, and take back control of what is well and truly the mans domain.

I'm still at home at 22, in terms of usable space approx half the garage is my stuff but it's kept relatively tidy. It's generally hard to work on your bike in a messy garage but The Stranger seems to make do with the state of his garage 90% of the time!

There's three simple tasks in my life that tend to keep my parents shutup - mow the lawns before they get too long, clean the garage (before dad gets home from working in Australia), keep my room relatively tidy.

Pretty simple.

[Hopeful Bastard]

Why the fuck does your MUM have any say over what happens in the garage? Tell your old man to harden the fuck up, tell your mum to get back in the kitchen, and take back control of what is well and truly the mans domain.

Cos my parents have split up most likely?

[peasea]

Cos my parents have split up most likely?

Well, my two teenagers have parents that have split up and when they're asked to tidy their respective rooms they just do it. (Maybe there's something in the training?) In fact, when they stay with me/us they hardly make a mess in the first place. They help with meal prep', dishes, laundry and housework in general. It's called 'teamwork' and I get on extremely well with both of them, so much so that I'm taking my 17y/o to see Nickleback.

Ever been to a rock concert with one of your parents?

[Hopeful Bastard]

Well, my two teenagers have parents that have split up and when they're asked to tidy their respective rooms they just do it. (Maybe there's something in the training?) In fact, when they stay with me/us they hardly make a mess in the first place. They help with meal prep', dishes, laundry and housework in general. It's called 'teamwork' and I get on extremely well with both of them, so much so that I'm taking my 17y/o to see Nickleback.

Ever been to a rock concert with one of your parents?


Thats what its like with my father and myself..

He actually was kind enough to cancel work for 3 days and take me and my girlfriend (at that time) up to Auckland to see Avenged Sevenfold, Bullet For My Valentine and Atreyu..

Mum and i just dont get along very well.. I do stuff for her.. But due to her constant nagging, Its like a competition between us.. Im sure you all would know what that is like?

[YellowDog]

She's not angry, just disappointed.
The toys could soon be out of the pram and the dummy well and truly spat.

Easy life with attitude :lol:

[R6_kid]

Mum and i just dont get along very well.. I do stuff for her.. But due to her constant nagging, Its like a competition between us.. Im sure you all would know what that is like?

What is stopping you from moving out? Or moving to live with your dad?

[SARGE]

With my purchasing a bike.. Mum is trying to be a bitch.. I now have to "tidy" my room so i can store the bike in the Garage.. Bull fucking shit! I also have to tidy up the garage to be able to store it in there! So.. Looks like i will be off the net for a short while.. :argh: :ar15::ar15::ar15:

wow.. and just think...i have to clean my room, AND the shed AND cook dinner AND work 8-10 hours a day AND cut the lawn .. and to top it all off, when i DO get a spare 3-4 hours its fucking pissing down rain...




Oh well.. Saves the :Police::Police: from looking at me.. No Licence (yet) and no L plate...


look at your mom as a "STUPID VALVE".. keeps the STUPID down to a manageable level .. i was 19 once too..




So.. Who was still Living at home at 19 yrs of age, (and yes.. I pay board) and had this kinda trouble?

um ... no .. at 19 i was 100000 miles from home and getting shot at by Syrian snipers ...


rough life ya got there kid ...






Ever been to a rock concert with one of your parents?


no .. but my Uncle Steve took me to see Pink Floyd once ... i was 10... changed my life ...

[scumdog]

Tidy is able to walk from closin your blinds, Shutting the door, Turning off the light, Taking your clothes off and still walk to bed without tripping over anything in pitch black darkness.. Okay.. I will admit.. I have kicked my Ingrown toenail twice on my stereo.. Damn i need someone with carpentry skills.. But other than that.. ALL GOODS! :bleh:

Join the Army.

They will give you a new perspective on 'tidy'.:yes::pinch:

[scumdog]

Cos my parents have split up most likely?

Dad have enough of your mess????

[SARGE]

Join the Army.

They will give you a new perspective on 'tidy'.:yes::pinch:

and BITCHING if i remember correctly.. :doh:

[Owl]

Join the Army.

Do we have one?

Thought we might have sold that:whistle:

[SARGE]

Do we have one?

Thought we might have sold that:whistle:

tried to sell it to Bolivia but they couldnt guarantee parts availability or aftersales service

[DMCD]

Congratulations on the new bike, shame you have trouble with your mum, but treat her nice you will realize how much you love her when she's gone or at-least far away and how hard her job of looking after you really was, but its ok most of us have been there, unfortunately i didn't have the pleasure of staying at home till 19, i moved out when i was 15 to Auckland and got job so I am a little envious of you :-P

[ready4whatever]

Im 21 in Janurary and still live at home. my mum is an idiot about bikes. "bla bla bla you'll die" etc. i am clearly old enough to do what i want

[Owl]

tried to sell it to Bolivia but they couldnt guarantee parts availability or aftersales service

Hey, I thought only kiwis were allowed to take the piss out of kiwis:bleh:

[Laava]

i am clearly old enough to do what i want

Don't you want to move out?

[avgas]

She's not angry, just disappointed.
Could you blame her - kid sounds like he is still suckling the tit
Grow up and move out squid - you have as much life skills as a retarded kid

[avgas]

Mum and i just dont get along very well.. I do stuff for her.. But due to her constant nagging, Its like a competition between us.. Im sure you all would know what that is like?
Yep, I lived at home a long time ago.....Move out, seriously.
You will realise the real world sucks a lot more - either you will take is like a man or go back to mummy and do what she says

[R6_kid]

Do we have one?

Thought we might have sold that:whistle:

Nah, they sold the 'Force' part of the Air Force and invested the money in twice the number APC's than was required.

Either way, either of the Army, Navy or Air Force are all good ways to a) get out of home, b) get a career, c) make new friends.

[Hopeful Bastard]

Alright.. Bike arrived at midday :woohoo:.. Large smile across my face, telling mum its a safe bike.. Light turns on when you turn ignition on.. I was trying to be :innocent:


Look on mums face when she first saw it :drool: Then when i caught her eye :angry:

Priceless...

MY room is now spotless.. Stereo even on my expensive Draw set i bought..


Now, The funny thing is.. I sense most people here think i am a teenager that has never worked, Just sit around on my ass saving money that the government gives me which is your tax that you pay..
Let me get this out there.. I know what the real world is like. I finished my schooling - Even had a part time job while at school. So i finished school and worked full time. 40 - 50 hours a week for a year. Then i went and started my chef course.. Finished my certificate and then decided Diploma status wasnt my industry..

So, Once again, i am out looking for a job so i am able to move outta home. Mum charges me slightly less board than what renting/boarding with someone else is..


Whoever took a stab about Dad leaving cos of my "mess".. Fuck you. Dont get me started man.. That was a shot below the belt and you know it.. My old man and i get along sweet. We are both and out door's kinda person and he lives in the country.. No internet - No phone coverage etc.. No, My phone is not an extension of my arm..

[Hopeful Bastard]

Either way, either of the Army, Navy or Air Force are all good ways to a) get out of home, b) get a career, c) make new friends.


So is Biking ;)

[SPORK]

Has anyone told him to sack up yet?

Sack up.

[scumdog]

Whoever took a stab about Dad leaving cos of my "mess".. Fuck you. Dont get me started man.. That was a shot below the belt and you know it.. My old man and i get along sweet. We are both and out door's kinda person and he lives in the country.. No internet - No phone coverage etc.. No, My phone is not an extension of my arm..

It was ME that mentioned the 'leaving because of the mess', it was not a 'shot below the belt', how the hell do I know your issues and what constitutes 'below the belt' in your eyes? - and I never suggested the pair of you don't get along...sheesh!:crazy:

Get over it.:rolleyes:

[buffstar]

Im 21 in Janurary and still live at home. my mum is an idiot about bikes. "bla bla bla you'll die" etc. i am clearly old enough to do what i want


LOL fuck off n get you a house then big boy :bye:

Jaysus farkn destiny church!~! if my son carried on like that I'd slap him upside the head n kick his arse out ma house!!!

[Hopeful Bastard]

Always the Policeman stirring up a hornets nest in my lifestyle :lol:

But yeah, In my eyes.. It was kinda a shot aimed too low.. Kinda hurt also.. But all is forgiven as i may need your help in future

I know you didnt mention that.. Thought i might throw in an extra stat ;)
Also thought i hit Enter button.. Must of missed it.. Oops... :innocent:

[wbks]

But yeah, In my eyes.. It was kinda a shot aimed too low.. Kinda hurt also.. :Wouldn't have hurt if there wasn't a nerve to hit...

[peasea]

Always the Policeman stirring up a hornets nest in my lifestyle :lol:


It happens to the best of us.






True.

[SixPackBack]

Seriously? i didnt hear the phone ring :mobile: Maybe that was you that called about the apparent "favours" she owes you :lol:

Also, 19 yrs old + boy = Teenage rebel. Hehe

Bad news boy. Your old girl sucked my forskin cleaner than a KFC drumstick in souf orckland; so I'm movin' in.......NOW CLEAN YOUR FUCKEN ROOM:bash:






twat

[Paul in NZ]

At 19 I had been living on my own for 2 years and savin for OE as well as running 5 old pommie shitters - one things for sure, I would never had dissed my folks or bitched about it. Their house, their rules... Living at home at 19 is the norm now but not then - ditch the sense of entitlement.

[McWild]

Serious question.

Hopeful Biker, are you for real?

[R6_kid]

For a 19 year old you've gotta give the guy some credit. He at least sounds like he has his shit sorted better than SkidMark... not that it's a really great achievement but at least he has his head screwed on.

Hopefully you've learnt your lesson. Don't moan about your home life on the internet - it's just begging to be given shit!

[Big Dave]

Don't moan about your home life on the internet

I thought that's what facebook, twitter and myspace were for?

[FJRider]

Just move out of your parents place, get your OWN place ... get a life (of your own) and a real job ... while you still know everything ...

[SARGE]

For a 19 year old you've gotta give the guy some credit. He at least sounds like he has his shit sorted better than SkidMark... not that it's a really great achievement but at least he has his head screwed on.

Hopefully you've learnt your lesson. Don't moan about your home life on the internet - it's just begging to be given shit!

shit has shit sorted better than Skiddy

[Laava]

Has anyone told him to sack up yet?

Sack up.

Did you just make that up?
What a dorf!:lol:

[chef]

With my purchasing a bike.. Mum is trying to be a bitch.. I now have to "tidy" my room so i can store the bike in the Garage.. Bull fucking shit! I also have to tidy up the garage to be able to store it in there! So.. Looks like i will be off the net for a short while.. :argh: :ar15::ar15::ar15:

Also, Looks like i wont be able to take my toy for a splat when it arrives off the truck tomoro :doh:

Oh well.. Saves the :Police::Police: from looking at me.. No Licence (yet) and no L plate...


I go for my BHS on Saturday the 7th and apply for my L on monday :Punk:

So.. Who was still Living at home at 19 yrs of age, (and yes.. I pay board) and had this kinda trouble?

(p.s. Moving up to palmy north soon so i can find a job)

you im 19 living at home and me geting my bike mummy will say any excuse for me to sell it just got my restricted cant wait till she sees the bike when i get my full, yes i pay board 3 figures to much!!

[Insanity_rules]

very VERY VERY! few men understand females fullstop ;) Let alone Mothers O.o

In this respect you are wize beyond your years. Jeez I was outa home at 17, couldn't blardy wait! My 2 cents move, move, move and move. Parents are best kept in another location. Living with them too long stunts your development.

[ready4whatever]

Don't you want to move out?

cant. id love to but its hard paying rent with no job. i've been homeless before and that sucked. until im working i cant do much. so.. i can do what i want, providing the funding is there.

[ready4whatever]

Living with them too long stunts your development.

Agreed. Been here way too long. Like a chick 11 months pregnant

[gatch]

Agreed. Been here way too long. Like a chick 11 months pregnant

LOL

Yer Id had enough at 17 and moved out, unfortunately my airforce career was short lived and I moved back in with the olds until I had a job..

While I love my parents, I fuckin hate living with them.. "I found laundry in the bathroom, you didn't clean your plate the very second you finished eating, the couch cushions are out of place, your having too much fun".

Hopeful Biker, mate, quit muckin about and move the fuck out.. It'll add years to your life..

[The Pastor]

Adrian I called your Mum about your attitude; she's not impressed.:no:

Don't lie, it wasn't a call about his attitude it was a down right dirty booty call!


Is she a MILF?
ask 6pack.


Unfortunately for you, No
6packs milf!



wow.. and just think...i have to clean my room, AND the shed AND cook dinner AND work 8-10 hours a day AND cut the lawn .. and to top it all off, when i DO get a spare 3-4 hours its fucking pissing down rain...




look at your mom as a "STUPID VALVE".. keeps the STUPID down to a manageable level .. i was 19 once too..




um ... no .. at 19 i was 100000 miles from home and getting shot at by Syrian snipers ...


rough life ya got there kid ...






no .. but my Uncle Steve took me to see Pink Floyd once ... i was 10... changed my life ...

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Join the Army.

They will give you a new perspective on 'tidy'

And a wider asshole, not doughnut hole wide tho.


With my purchasing a bike.. Mum is trying to be a bitch.. I now have to "tidy" my room so i can store the bike in the Garage.. Bull fucking shit! I also have to tidy up the garage to be able to store it in there! So.. Looks like i will be off the net for a short while.. :ar15::ar15::ar15:

Also, Looks like i wont be able to take my toy for a splat when it arrives off the truck tomoro :doh:

Oh well.. Saves the :Police::Police: from looking at me.. No Licence (yet) and no L plate...


I go for my BHS on Saturday the 7th and apply for my L on monday

So.. Who was still Living at home at 19 yrs of age, (and yes.. I pay board) and had this kinda trouble?

(p.s. Moving up to palmy north soon so i can find a job)

Your mother sounds totally unreasonable you need to get some jake the muss action on her and learn her some manors!
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[scumdog]

Your mother sounds totally unreasonable you need to get some jake the muss action on her and learn her some manors!

You want her to have some old, large and stately houses??