Request to move Scooters to Motorcycle Subtypes

[scootnz]

'Motorcycle subtypes
The area for the many different types of Motorcycles and riding.'

So why are scooters relegated to "Offtopic"?

Laugh and poke fun all you like, but I am seriously requesting the Scooter forum be moved to Motorcycle subtypes. Even minibikes and pocketbikes are in this area.

[XRVrider]

We are 2 wheeled engine run bikes... a motorbike, so put us in a category that mean we are regarded as such please. :bash:

I have only just changed to scooter's after bigger bikes all my life and am 6 foot 8 (well you cant see me so I could be) so watch out, cos I might lift my bike up onto you, and ride off bruising you quite badly (wheels are too small to ride up onto you). :scooter:

Please amend this terrible situation before we protest and ride in the cycle lanes filling them up.

[XRVrider]

Okay all scooterists, its gone on for too long!!!! :Oi:

Jess has highlighted a very real bit of typical scooter snobbery by those who think we are a waste of space (just overstating for effect here)... soooo pls go and lend your support to our scooter section being moved into "Motorcycle Subtypes" from where we are in "off topic". How very dare they leave us out in the cold, pledge your support by adding your comments to her post in "Site stuff" called "Request to move Scooters to Motorcycle Subtypes".

We need to be moved even if it will be next to dirty biker types. :rockon:

[Bren]

yup I agree...move the scooters....





...closer to the back door...J/k:Pokey:

[cs363]

+ 1, Move the scooters! :scooter:


...............anywhere...just move them!

:Pokey:

[DangerMice]

Viva La Revolución!!!!!!!!

[Dave Lobster]

Isn't there a scooter forum somewhere that bans people for even mentioning motorbikes?

[DangerMice]

Viva La Revolución!!!


Yeah come on, play nice. It's got 2 wheels and a motor doesn't it?

[allycatz]

Well the ACC thinks we part of MBike fraternity and putting our fees up too...so yeah let the peasants revolt:scooter:

[XRVrider]

Well the ACC thinks we part of MBike fraternity and putting our fees up too...so yeah let the peasants revolt:scooter:

Yeah per cc the scooters come off one of the worst, anyway its not about the ACC levy. Its about our freedom, um err well not really.

[scootnz]

Well if Kiwibiker was, for instance, a BMW forum, I wouldn't expect to have a scooter forum in it. But it's Kiwibiker, and the Motorcycle Subtypes group states that it includes different types of motorbikes. Scooters are generally seen as a subgroup under the wider heading of motorcycles.


Isn't there a scooter forum somewhere that bans people for even mentioning motorbikes?

[Flatcap]

But ALL the interesting stuff happens in the Off Topic section
Rant and Rave
Pointless Drivel
Jokes and Humour
Scooters

The rest is a sideshow

[cs363]

But ALL the interesting stuff happens in the Off Topic section
Rant and Rave
Pointless Drivel
Jokes and Humour
Scooters

The rest is a sideshow

:lol: There's a bit of truth in that! :D

[XRVrider]

Dave Lobster is a dirty motorbike rider, boo hiss.

[Str8 Jacket]

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<What can we say>

[scootnz]

He hasn't done his helmet strap up.


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<What can we say>

[XRVrider]

http://shelleytherepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/2480621334_011a82e8bb.jpg

<What can we say>

Where do you put your sewing machine on that mr str8 jacket? Check the lady in the back ground. She says "whaaite booyz gaat no Booty" and her son with the pink striped top looks keen. ha ha.

[Flatcap]

He hasn't done his helmet strap up.

MUST you mention his "helmet"

[Str8 Jacket]

Where do you put your sewing machine on that mr str8 jacket?

Probably the same place that I put my penis on...

[Mom]

Okay all scooterists, its gone on for too long!!!! :Oi:

Jess has highlighted a very real bit of typical scooter snobbery by those who think we are a waste of space (just overstating for effect here)... soooo pls go and lend your support to our scooter section being moved into "Motorcycle Subtypes" from where we are in "off topic". How very dare they leave us out in the cold, pledge your support by adding your comments to her post in "Site stuff" called "Request to move Scooters to Motorcycle Subtypes".

We need to be moved even if it will be next to dirty biker types. :rockon:


Hey there, I am sorry you are feeling left out. I agree you guys need a valid place on kiwibiker. My advice is to PM any of the Orange Mods. By Orange I mean their names are in Orange on the forum. You may also like to PM Mental Trousers (his name is in red, for he is our 2 IC) and ask the question. Good luck with your quest to find a home on here. Want me to go bat for you?

[Str8 Jacket]

Want me to go bat for you?

You just really shouldn't say these things on KB....

[Mom]

You just really shouldn't say these things on KB....

:killingme

Perhaps, but you know me :blip:

[XRVrider]

Hey there, I am sorry you are feeling left out. I agree you guys need a valid place on kiwibiker. My advice is to PM any of the Orange Mods. By Orange I mean their names are in Orange on the forum. You may also like to PM Mental Trousers (his name is in red, for he is our 2 IC) and ask the question. Good luck with your quest to find a home on here. Want me to go bat for you?

Yes please Mom, hit em for 6, cos we is just small and overlooked. Can you tuck me in after please. But seriously, its not a major, but it is kinda wrong. Should be fixed, cant really see anyone honestly disagreeing with that....

[Mom]

Yes please Mom, hit em for 6, cos we is just small and overlooked. Can you tuck me in after please. But seriously, its not a major, but it is kinda wrong. Should be fixed, cant really see anyone honestly disagreeing with that....

Have you asked the question of the powers that be? Really, ask and see what happens. I am not going to hit anyone for six, but if you think there should be a seperate sub forum for scooters (and I dont personally see why not) then ask for one to be created. I dont ride a scooter, but dont see why you should not have a place in here.

Less of the tuck you in thing too eh? I am not your Mother! :spanking:

[XRVrider]

Have you asked the question of the powers that be? Really, ask and see what happens. I am not going to hit anyone for six, but if you think there should be a seperate sub forum for scooters (and I dont personally see why not) then ask for one to be created. I dont ride a scooter, but dont see why you should not have a place in here.

Less of the tuck you in thing too eh? I am not your Mother! :spanking:

Right doing it now, and sorry but it just seems so natural for someone called mom to tuck you in. Jeez and going to bed spanked, now that is so 70's.

[Dave Lobster]

Dave Lobster is a dirty motorbike rider, boo hiss.

Having been on more scooter rallies than I care to remember in the late 80s and early 90s, it's not the bikers that are the dirty ones.

I have a scooter as well. A real one. With no asian parts.

[XRVrider]

Having been on more scooter rallies than I care to remember in the late 80s and early 90s, it's not the bikers that are the dirty ones.

I have a scooter as well. A real one. With no asian parts.

Oh sorry I take it back. So we are the dirty ones then? In that case I dont take it back. Anyway what scoot do you have mate?

[XRVrider]

Ok its done, I have pm'd all and sundry with power. Now its time to wait and see if we will be moved, the pms went like this....

Hi

Am just wondering if there is any reason that might stop Scooter's from being moved to "Motorcycle Subtypes". We are a type of Motorcycle, along with Pocket bikes, dirtbikes and roadbikes, so can we please be moved.

All the teasing comments about having small wheels, really does hurt, and being moved to fit in with others may mean a whole new lease of life. I know my old NZeta is more valuable than... well a GN250 for example, and even that gets called a real motorbike somehow.

Thanks for considering this for us.
Regards

[Flatcap]

Oh sorry I take it back. So we are the dirty ones then? In that case I dont take it back. Anyway what scoot do you have mate?

I think he has a Vespa...

[Laxi]

I didn't know there was a scooter sub forum:Oops: but yeah put it where it belongs. The more the merrier:drinknsin

[Bald Eagle]

'Motorcycle subtypes
The area for the many different types of Motorcycles and riding.'

So why are scooters relegated to "Offtopic"?

Laugh and poke fun all you like, but I am seriously requesting the Scooter forum be moved to Motorcycle subtypes. Even minibikes and pocketbikes are in this area.

Scooters are not off topic and belong n here with all us two wheels and a motor types.

After all we want them to join our Bikeoi and they get levy increases too, so come play nice and put them in their rightful place.

[klingon]

Yeah, bring on the scoots! :yes:

In our garage we currently have an SV1000S, A GSXR750, a TU250 and a Piaggio Hexagon. All the bikes live in harmony in the garage. I hope they can live together in KB too. :grouphug:

[Motu]

You have my vote too - no discrimination.Scooters have as much variety as ''real'' motorcycles - some are full framed,some have sophisticated suspension,tricky drive trains.I like them.

[Dave Lobster]

I think he has a laquered snail..

Very funny. No lacquer on my bike. And I can't tell you where the nearest coffee shop is, let alone list the preferred ride destinations.

[awayatc]

Depends......
Do they wave....?

[Str8 Jacket]

All the teasing comments about having small wheels, really does hurt,

Quite frankly, I dont think that you're 'hard' enough to be classed as a motorcyclist! ;)

[Dave Lobster]

Quite frankly, I dont think that you're 'hard' enough to be classed as a motorcyclist! ;)

Careful, you'll feed the inferiority complex even more.

[scootnz]

Gee he isn't really helping is he? (shut up Blair! :):))

My original thread in Site Stuff was a straight forward request to move the Scooter forum from Off Topic to Motorcycle Subtypes. I fully expect it will be considered by a mod and most likely actioned at some point. This thread wasn't started by me and has gotten a bit silly.




Have you asked the question of the powers that be? Really, ask and see what happens. I am not going to hit anyone for six, but if you think there should be a seperate sub forum for scooters (and I dont personally see why not) then ask for one to be created. I dont ride a scooter, but dont see why you should not have a place in here.

Less of the tuck you in thing too eh? I am not your Mother! :spanking:

[scootnz]

I think you're probably right Dave. (about who the dirty ones are...)

Which national rallies did you go to? Got any photos?


Having been on more scooter rallies than I care to remember in the late 80s and early 90s, it's not the bikers that are the dirty ones.

I have a scooter as well. A real one. With no asian parts.

[MisterD]

I have a scooter as well. A real one. With no asian parts.

....mumble mumble, Saigon Scooter Centre disc brake, cough....

Me, I like being "Off Topic"...

[The Stranger]

'Motorcycle subtypes
The area for the many different types of Motorcycles and riding.'

So why are scooters relegated to "Offtopic"?

Laugh and poke fun all you like, but I am seriously requesting the Scooter forum be moved to Motorcycle subtypes. Even minibikes and pocketbikes are in this area.

Aww how cute, the scroter riders want to play with the big boys.

[Flatcap]

Aww how cute, the scroter riders want to play with the big boys.

Who are the big boys?

[XRVrider]

Gee he isn't really helping is he? (shut up Blair! :):))

My original thread in Site Stuff was a straight forward request to move the Scooter forum from Off Topic to Motorcycle Subtypes. I fully expect it will be considered by a mod and most likely actioned at some point. This thread wasn't started by me and has gotten a bit silly.

Cmon Jess, there's a silly side to this website :yes: , so if we get moved or not, its not the end of the world. Seems we are considered not very serious bikers to be in off topic, just playing on that stereotype and having a laugh at that opinion.

[The Stranger]

Who are the big boys?

Good point, I'll have to bow to the superior knowldege of gay scroter riders in this case.

[klingon]

Who are the big boys?

I am the big boys! I have a 250cc motorbike, which automatically makes me bigger than a 600cc scooter.

Oops i think I may have had a logic malfunction :o

[Maha]

I have said it before...scroters are for Hair Dressers/Pizza Delivery and homos....prove me wrong.

[The Stranger]

Who are the big boys?

You could always try jimmy the rat (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1129491031#post1129491031). He's been after me for a while now.
I told him I'm not gay, but he wont take no for an answer. Persistent buggerer.

[scootnz]

Ya know, some days it doesn't bother me, but after 12 years, hearing the same old cliches trotted at any opportunity is just tiresome.

Kiwibiker gives me access to a very large community of motorcyclists - even our biggest scooter forum has only a hundred members - we are a minority. We face the same kind of hazards as anyone else on powered two wheelers. I value the KB forum, and just wanted to correct an oversight in the placement of the scooter forum. It has been there a long time and no one has ever asked for it to be moved. So it was just meant to be a straightforward request.



Cmon Jess, there's a silly side to this website :yes: , so if we get moved or not, its not the end of the world. Seems we are considered not very serious bikers to be in off topic, just playing on that stereotype and having a laugh at that opinion.

[scootnz]

I could say I'm none of those three, but as soon as you notice I'm a girl I'm sure you'll add a 4th option...


I have said it before...scroters are for Hair Dressers/Pizza Delivery and homos....prove me wrong.

[Dave Lobster]

I have said it before...scroters are for Hair Dressers/Pizza Delivery and homos....prove me wrong.

And young fit asian girls with short skirts and skimpy tops :)

[Maha]

I could say I'm none of those three, but as soon as you notice I'm a girl I'm sure you'll add a 4th option...

....oh yeah, and Girls.....:scooter:


And young fit asian girls with short skirts and skimpy tops :)

Quite, the cause of many a nose ta tail on our roads....

[Dave Lobster]

....mumble mumble, Saigon Scooter Centre disc brake, cough....


Heh heh.. I'd forgotten about that!!

It's made by a Manc lad though :)

[XRVrider]

I have said it before...scroters are for Hair Dressers/Pizza Delivery and homos....prove me wrong.

Bet youve ridden one, get back in the closet. Why is your bike called an unshit? Ha ha

Hair dressers wont put up with helmet hair, and pizza toppings slide off if you corner too hard.

[The Stranger]

Hey there, I am sorry you are feeling left out. I agree you guys need a valid place on kiwibiker. My advice is to PM any of the Orange Mods. By Orange I mean their names are in Orange on the forum. You may also like to PM Mental Trousers (his name is in red, for he is our 2 IC) and ask the question. Good luck with your quest to find a home on here. Want me to go bat for you?

It needs moving alright.
I'd suggest jokes and humour would be more appropriate.

[Maha]

Bet youve ridden one, get back in the closet. Why is your bike called an unshit? Ha ha

Hair dressers wont put up with helmet hair, and pizza toppings slide off if you corner too hard.

My bike is unshit ie: Honda quality and all that crap.
I have ridden one, it was because of that time that I stepped up to an Adults sized pair of wheels you 'Mouse wearing Meat Loving He She'....:scooter:

[XRVrider]

Ya know, some days it doesn't bother me, but after 12 years, hearing the same old cliches trotted at any opportunity is just tiresome.

Kiwibiker gives me access to a very large community of motorcyclists - even our biggest scooter forum has only a hundred members - we are a minority. We face the same kind of hazards as anyone else on powered two wheelers. I value the KB forum, and just wanted to correct an oversight in the placement of the scooter forum. It has been there a long time and no one has ever asked for it to be moved. So it was just meant to be a straightforward request.

Dont sweat it Jess. Scoots will always be picked on, I came from much bigger bikes, and I can laugh at myself riding a scoot alongside a tough harley these days. Didnt mean to hi-jack your request, sorry if I caused any offence. Was just looking to highlight the aforementioned problem, and have a bit of fun.

[XRVrider]

My bike is unshit ie: Honda quality and all that crap.
I have ridden one, it was because of that time that I stepped up to an Adults sized pair of wheels you 'Mouse wearing Meat Loving He She'....:scooter:

Ha ha, funny. I had an Africa Twin before this, just about needed a step to get onto it.

[Flatcap]

I am the big boys! I have a 250cc motorbike, which automatically makes me bigger than a 600cc scooter.

Oops i think I may have had a logic malfunction :o

Well, you may have more cc, however I would put money on my Dragster winning any competition you care to describe

[MisterD]

Well, you may have more cc, however I would put money on my Dragster winning any competition you care to describe

Especially shortest MTBF...

[Dave Lobster]

Well, you may have more cc, however I would put money on my Dragster winning any competition you care to describe

Most times pushed home? It's Italian, eh?

[vifferman]

Well, in my not so humble opinion (because I know almost everything), there are scroters and other scroters. If scroters are the same as motorbikes, why is it that you have so many scroterists (especially those on 50s) who treat them like glorified bicycles?
Pocketbikes? Pfffttt!! They're not motorcycles, they're toys. Pocketbike posts should be in the jokes forum.

I wouldn't mind a scroter, just for piss-taking purposes, of course. Perhaps to ride on days when I feel like cross-dressing, or wearing a Halloweenie costume.

[Flatcap]

Most times pushed home? It's Italian, eh?


Pushed home twice
Trailer twice
Flat deck recovery once

[SixPackBack]

Scooters are not motorbikes. We tolerate your presence on the site 'cos we are genu-wine good buggers.

Scooter riders are usually old women with slippers and floppy, spaniel ear tits; most male scooter riders consume Viagra like smarties in the erroneous belief that on day they will attain an erection a cat couldn't scratch and go on to slay bitches like normal GSXR riders. Often scooter riders display both spaniel ear tits and floppy cocks, their sex 'undetermined'..........Freaks, the lot of 'em!

[allycatz]

Scooters are not motorbikes. We tolerate your presence on the site 'cos we are genu-wine good buggers.

Scooter riders are usually old women with slippers and floppy, spaniel ear tits; most male scooter riders consume Viagra like smarties in the erroneous belief that on day they will attain an erection a cat couldn't scratch and go on to slay bitches like normal GSXR riders. Often scooter riders display both spaniel ear tits and floppy cocks, their sex 'undetermined'..........Freaks, the lot of 'em!



I don't consider my scooter a motorcycle as it doesn't go over 55km, therefore doesnt go on the open road.....I do not however have 'floppy tits'

[Flatcap]

Scooters are not motorbikes. We tolerate your presence on the site 'cos we are genu-wine good buggers.

Scooter riders are usually old women with slippers and floppy, spaniel ear tits; most male scooter riders consume Viagra like smarties in the erroneous belief that on day they will attain an erection a cat couldn't scratch and go on to slay bitches like normal GSXR riders. Often scooter riders display both spaniel ear tits and floppy cocks, their sex 'undetermined'..........Freaks, the lot of 'em!



Insightful discourse.

[Maha]

Scooters are not motorbikes. We tolerate your presence on the site 'cos we are genu-wine good buggers.

Scooter riders are usually old women with slippers and floppy, spaniel ear tits; most male scooter riders consume Viagra like smarties in the erroneous belief that on day they will attain an erection a cat couldn't scratch and go on to slay bitches like normal GSXR riders. Often scooter riders display both spaniel ear tits and floppy cocks, their sex 'undetermined'..........Freaks, the lot of 'em!



How do you explain this then?......:Oops:

[insane1]

there are scooters and then there are maxi-scoots 600cc+where do we fit then.

[Maha]

there are scooters and then there are maxi-scoots 600cc+where do we fit then.

Pimping is all the rage ....real men wear Pink!!

[insane1]

yes obi-wan this could be arranged have wanted to paint the bike for a while anyway .

[Dave Lobster]

there are scooters and then there are maxi-scoots 600cc+where do we fit then.

The gay bars of Ponsonby.

[UberRhys]

But ALL the interesting stuff happens in the Off Topic section
Rant and Rave
Pointless Drivel
Jokes and Humour
Scooters

The rest is a sideshow

So true...


Aww how cute, the scroter riders want to play with the big boys.


Who are the big boys?


Good point, I'll have to bow to the superior knowldege of gay scroter riders in this case.

I'll let you play with your boys, big or otherwise...


Scooters are not motorbikes.

Hmmm... I guess that is why motobikes are called motorbikes and scooters are scooters. Would seem silly to call a motorbike a scooter don't you think...

[insane1]

nah thats where you belong.

[UberRhys]

there are scooters and then there are maxi-scoots 600cc+where do we fit then.
The gay bars of Ponsonby.
nah thats where you belong.

I know you are, you said you are, but what am I... :nya::nya: Now then children... teehee...

[vifferman]

there are scooters and then there are maxi-scoots 600cc+where do we fit then.
Maxiscrotes are an abomination in the eyes of the BikerGodz. You should be only too pleased that you don't fit in - you're nearly halfway to being a proper biker.

[Maha]

I know you are, you said you are, but what am I... :nya::nya: Now then children... teehee...

Like I said earlier......a 'Mouse wearing Meat Loving He She'

[oldrider]

Well the ACC thinks we part of MBike fraternity and putting our fees up too...so yeah let the peasants revolt:scooter:

What!!!

Scooters have always been revolting!

Agree actually, yes move scooters as requested. :yes:

[allycatz]

:devil2:
What!!!

Scooters have always been revolting!

Pfft bite me! You lot just ride motor bikes when ya beer guts no longer fit behind the steering wheel of ya cages ner ner ner!!! :innocent:

[oldrider]

:devil2:

Scooters have always been revolting!

Pfft bite me! You lot just ride motor bikes when ya beer guts no longer fit behind the steering wheel of ya cages ner ner ner!!! :innocent:

You got that one wrong, I am the proverbial enunga, your walking skeleton type! na nanah nah y'self! :lol:

Actually, if you read my post fully, I was supporting you scooterbods request! :scooter:

[allycatz]

I realise that, was just being facetious

[Flatcap]

Yes they are!

[XRVrider]

Suck it all you knockers, the dirty scooter riders got moved. :kick:

[DangerMice]

I think we are secretly loved, after all, I see a scooter smilie :scooter:, but no gxsr one. Ha!

[allycatz]

Aww well done guys...now who else can we wind up:innocent:

[Maha]

I think we are secretly loved, after all, I see a scooter smilie :scooter:, but no gxsr one. Ha!

Heres the Gxsr one.......:crybaby:

[DangerMice]

Heres the Gxsr one.......:crybaby:

:clap: brilliant

[XRVrider]

Aww well done guys...now who else can we wind up:innocent:

3 wheel bikers :yeah:

[cs363]

3 wheel bikers :yeah:

Please show some respect.

They should be referred to by their politically correct name:

Balance disaffected motorcyclists.

[SixPackBack]

Heres the Gxsr one.......

The GSXR can be expressed with smilies in the following way::gob::yes::drool::cool::Punk::eek::niceone::de vil2::ar15::apumpin::ride:........The scooter smilie by comparison could only be followed by 'the floppy cock', 'spaniel ears' or 'mickey mouse slipper' smilies. Simple innit!


brilliant

WTF??....you call yourself Dangermice and drive a 50cc shit bucket??.....dude you ride a fooken starter motor!

[SixPackBack]

I'm gunna red rep ALL scooter riders from now on, apart from Carver.:rockon:

[allycatz]

I'm gunna red rep ALL scooter riders from now on, apart from Carver.:rockon:

Karmas a bitch :bash: Then they ride scooters

[XRVrider]

The GSXR can be expressed with smilies in the following way::gob::yes::drool::cool::Punk::eek::niceone::de vil2::apumpin::ride:........The scooter smilie by comparison could only be followed by 'the floppy cock', 'spaniel ears' or 'mickey mouse slipper' smilies. Simple innit!



WTF??....you call yourself Dangermice and drive a 50cc shit bucket??.....dude you ride a fooken starter motor!

If you are so big that you have a six pack back and rode a scooter, poor thing would end up squashed up your arse.... (you could call it a vibrator). Go the 50 and cheap reg, insurance and dangerless speeds, esp up hill.

GSXR stands for Goat Sex X Rated anyway, and must be hard to catch a goat if you so chubby :chase:

Dont take any notice of the nasty fat man Dangermice.

[DangerMice]

WTF??....you call yourself Dangermice and drive a 50cc shit bucket??.....dude you ride a fooken starter motor!

Well everyone is always saying how dangerous scooters are so that makes my name perfect then doesn't it. :shifty:

[DangerMice]

Oh and I don't "drive" I ride. HA!

[SixPackBack]

If you are so big that you have a six pack back and rode a scooter, poor thing would end up squashed up your arse.... (you could call it a vibrator). Go the 50 and cheap reg, insurance and dangerless speeds, esp up hill.

GSXR stands for Goat Sex X Rated anyway, and must be hard to catch a goat if you so chubby :chase:

Dont take any notice of the nasty fat man Dangermice.

Listen up scooter scrote. The SixPackBack moniker was a result of my well formed back muscles formed I might add from fucken an endless supply of eager wenches. The gixer made 'em wide and wet, just as a scooter would leave their pussies drier than Arizona.

.......And WTF a scooter going up hill??...is that like a contradiction in terms or what!

[allycatz]

Listen up scooter scrote. The SixPackBack moniker was a result of my well formed back muscles formed I might add from fucken an endless supply of eager wenches. The gixer made 'em wide and wet, just as a scooter would leave their pussies drier than Arizona.

.......And WTF a scooter going up hill??...is that like a contradiction in terms or what!

Sheep shagger?????:innocent:

[DangerMice]

I read "eager wenches" as "eager wrenches" at first. LOL

[jafar]

Sheep shagger?????:innocent:

The correct term is Southland Blonde :Oops:

[XRVrider]

Listen up scooter scrote. The SixPackBack moniker was a result of my well formed back muscles formed I might add from fucken an endless supply of eager wenches. The gixer made 'em wide and wet, just as a scooter would leave their pussies drier than Arizona.

.......And WTF a scooter going up hill??...is that like a contradiction in terms or what!

Oh right, I thought you must have fat rolls on ya back, looking like an ironic six pack. I would take it back but you already red repped me. ha ha

[cs363]

The correct term is Southland Blonde :Oops:

Been 'helping' them out of the fence again? :laugh:

[jafar]

Been 'helping' them out of the fence again? :laugh:

:shutup::Oops::shutup::woohoo::shutup::wari::shutu p::bash:

[Virago]

Listen up scooter scrote. The SixPackBack moniker was a result of my well formed back muscles formed I might add from fucken an endless supply of eager wenches...

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[UberRhys]

Listen up scooter scrote. The SixPackBack moniker was a result of my well formed back muscles formed I might add from fucken an endless supply of eager wenches.

Does the gixxer have extra large mirrors on it so you can admire :apumpin: yourself? :tugger:


Sheep shagger?????:innocent:
The correct term is Southland Blonde :Oops:
Been 'helping' them out of the fence again? :laugh:

Now that's baaaaaaa'd... :Oops:

[Maha]

The correct term is Southland Blonde :Oops:

In Rotorua they call them Whaka Blondes.....no wait, they aint sheep....:Oops:

[UberRhys]

Whaka Blondes

Nah - thats what you do to blondes ehh...

[jafar]

Nah - thats what you do to blondes ehh...

You Whaka dem on the ass to get them going aye:buggerd::2thumbsup

[SixPackBack]

Does the gixxer have extra large mirrors on it so you can admire :apumpin: yourself? :tugger:...................

Oh dear you scooter scrotes really are ill informed...........As every other fooker on the road is behind you, mirrors on a Gixxer serve only one purpose-to pass the WOF!...........

[UberRhys]

Does the gixxer have extra large mirrors on it so you can admire :apumpin: yourself?
Oh dear you scooter scrotes really are ill informed...........As every other fooker on the road is behind you, mirrors on a Gixxer serve only one purpose-to pass the WOF!...........

touché :sherlock:

[Sidewinder]

no there gay!:whocares:

[UberRhys]

In Rotorua they call them Whaka Blondes.....
Nah - thats what you do to blondes ehh...
You Whaka dem on the ass to get them going aye:buggerd::2thumbsup

Depends on your pronunciation as to what you really do to em.... :scratch:

It's like Wanganui :bash: and Whanganui :buggerd: - just don't ask Lord Mayor Laws...

[carver]

I'm gunna red rep ALL scooter riders from now on, apart from Carver.:rockon:

il red rep them too.
esp insane1

[AD345]

Scooters are uber cool:

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[Str8 Jacket]

Scooters are uber cool:



That's a pretty cool TV aerial!

[Insanity_rules]

I think we are secretly loved, after all, I see a scooter smilie :scooter:, but no gxsr one. Ha!

Well I gotta say that I like scooters (yeah I know get me a handbag) but the greatest motorcycling nation on earth (Italy) seems to take to em in droves. Not to mention that you have to have balls the size of churchbells to ride one in Rome. I did it, I braved the traffic of Rome on a Piaggio and it was MAD!

[pritch]

You lot just ride motor bikes when ya beer guts no longer fit behind the steering wheel of ya cages

I resemble that remark!

And if this was a democracy I'd vote to move the scroter forum too. Sadly that ain't the case, so yer :buggerd:

[allycatz]

I resemble that remark!

And if this was a democracy I'd vote to move the scroter forum too. Sadly that ain't the case, so yer :buggerd:


Dont feel bad love, I was once told my arse was too big the back of a bike :Oops:

[carver]

Dont feel bad love, I was once told my arse was too big the back of a bike :Oops:

your arse is too big....

there we go, twice

[allycatz]

your arse is too big....

there we go, twice

As big as your mouth aye sweetcheeks :bash:

[carver]

As big as your mouth aye sweetcheeks :bash:

a rim job will feel good then

[SixPackBack]

Dont feel bad love, I was once told my arse was too big the back of a bike :Oops:
Fat arse and droopy tits
Cactus tackle of undetermined sex
50cc and slippers
Spankme's derision, and
Carver's unconditional love
Do it on a bridge wif lotsa humps
Get pictures for the masses
Throw the scooter in the drink
and don't tell yer mates
:wari::wari::wari:

[allycatz]

Fat arse and droopy tits
Cactus tackle of undetermined sex
50cc and slippers
Spankme's derision, and
Carver's unconditional love
Do it on a bridge wif lotsa humps
Get pictures for the masses
Throw the scooter in the drink
and don't tell yer mates
:wari::wari::wari:

LOL! One day I just mite get to slap, oops i mean meet you in person....:girlfight: