The KB Militant Arm's bounty on Stupid

[SARGE]

ok fellow freedom fighters .. time to put some teeth into this ..

i know quite a few people are going down to the Beehive for the protest .. what we DONT need is a pack of Smacktards doing wheelies and acting like dicks ..

SO...

my fellow militants have coughed up a bounty.. anyone being a dick and doing anything (read ANYTHING) to bring a negative gaze upon motorcycling on the ride or at the beehive or on the way back is fair game.. (KB member, non KB member ,.. dont matter)

we will HAPPILY pay a bounty of 2 good bottles of scotch to the person, or people who deal out a huge hiding to said offenders (not 2 apiece .. 2..)

box of beers to the first one to submit it to me on video


dead serious.. :shutup:


some people say violence solves nothing ..

you'd be surprised what violence solves

[James Deuce]

Arrrrrrrrgggh!

Me hearties!

[mossy1200]

Lets hope the people that take the time to attend are the type that want to show the better side of motorcycles not the 1% of bad examples that stick in other road users minds.Now is the time to be worth being noticed by the public.
I wish that 1% would take it easy for a while.Still see some risky riding and everyone is looking our direction.

Hope there is no need to hand out liquors because there is no reason why anyone should want to be a dickhead.
Imagine 5000 bikes and no accidents.

[scumdog]

Hope there is no need to hand out liquors because there is no reason why anyone should want to be a dickhead.

Finger crossed but we ARE talking about a certain amount of immature people on motorbikes here...:whistle:

However a bottle or two of scotch has a certain appeal...:whistle:

[wbks]

Somehow I think fights breaking out might do more harm to the protest's image than someone doing a wheelie

[XRVrider]

my fellow militants have coughed up a bounty.. anyone being a dick and doing anything (read ANYTHING) to bring a negative gaze upon motorcycling on the ride or at the beehive or on the way back is fair game.. (KB member, non KB member ,.. dont matter)

we will HAPPILY pay a bounty of 2 good bottles of scotch to the person, or people who deal out a huge hiding to said offenders (not 2 apiece .. 2..)

box of beers to the first one to submit it to me on video


dead serious.. :shutup:


some people say violence solves nothing ..

you'd be surprised what violence solves

Gee Sarge, thats enough to make us poo ourselves. It will be on telly too, and brown pants and a black eye aint a good look. Play nice, Sarge is a big buggar by all reports.

[gatch]

some people say violence solves nothing ..

you'd be surprised what violence solves

Ill bring my pry bar..

[munster]

If I be stupid, can some one beat me up and video it? Go ya halves on the scotch.

[FJRider]

However a bottle or two of scotch has a certain appeal...:whistle:

A nice pair always gets MY attention ....:innocent:

[FJRider]

Arrrrrrrrgggh!

Me hearties!

Dont think of it as pain ... just attitude readjustment ....

[Hitcher]

Oh how this brings back fond memories of the old covert ops days.

[bull]

Why stop at a beating - hell why not kill them and turf the body/s in the bush on the way back. Now thats violence!

[tri boy]

Two bottles of scotch n a carton of beer, and I'll video beating the crap out of myself.:woohoo:

[nighthawk]

I must say SARGE, I was most impressed by those that attended saturday's
meeting at Parliment.
Everyone did their bit to conform but for a couple of riders of industrial motors who did however get referred to as Wankers by mrs N/H when they roared out of the lights.

[Pedrostt500]

So a large group will be following a certian young Lad that likes to cross bridges on trials bikes in an unorthadox manner. and all trying to be the first to 2 bottles of scotch. Let The Games Commence.

[The Pastor]

im going to do the MEAN wheelies!

[SPman]

Why stop at a beating - hell why not kill them and turf the body/s in the bush on the way back. Now thats violence!Nahh - that's not violence - too quick!
A long drawn out thrashing is far better.

[AD345]

I find myself more and more drawn to the idea of some seriously irritating behaviour

[PirateJafa]

What about if we beat the shit out of DangerousBastard solely for the level of stupidity he displays on this site on a daily basis?

Can we still collect the bounty?

[gatch]

lol, wanna borrow a prybar ?

In fact, Ill custom make you one just for it..

[Hans]

So a large group will be following a certian young Lad that likes to cross bridges on trials bikes in an unorthadox manner. and all trying to be the first to 2 bottles of scotch. Let The Games Commence.

I guess that's the price some people pay for drawing attention to themselves constantly.

[Big Dave]

What about if we beat


What do you weigh - 60kgs?

[PirateJafa]

What do you weigh - 60kgs?
Only if you don't count my ego.

[Big Dave]

I find myself more and more drawn to the idea of some seriously irritating behaviour

And it has nada to do with ACC.

[Big Dave]

im going to do the MEAN wheelies!

Trainer wheelies.

[Big Dave]

Only if you don't count my ego.

OK - we're both heavyweights then.

[SARGE]

Why stop at a beating - hell why not kill them and turf the body/s in the bush on the way back. Now thats violence!

i love you man ... really ..

[SARGE]

OK - we're both heavyweights then.

but Dave .. you've EARNED your ego..

[SARGE]

Gee Sarge, thats enough to make us poo ourselves. It will be on telly too, and brown pants and a black eye aint a good look. Play nice, Sarge is a big buggar by all reports.

im actually only 64 kg .. soaking wet ...

[bogan]

lol, wanna borrow a prybar ?

In fact, Ill custom make you one just for it..

why stop there, some guy on kb was making a gun to shoot angle grinders:shit:

but we do have to watch out for the media, would not look good to be engaging in the fisticuffs while protesting, a covert takedown may be in order, or just flash mob the camera crew while stupid gets some comeuppance :rockon:

[McWild]

Somehow I think fights breaking out might do more harm to the protest's image than someone doing a wheelie

Are you saying we shouldn't be portrayed as gang members, gosh how could you be so silly.


What about if we beat the shit out of DangerousBastard solely for the level of stupidity he displays on this site on a daily basis?

Can we still collect the bounty?

Only if you don't count my ego.

You must spread some reputation around before giving it to PirateJafa again.

Never before have I so wanted to be able to bling someone multiple times in a few minutes.

[PirateJafa]

im actually only 64 kg .. soaking wet ...

Someone fetch that man a pie, stat!

[SARGE]

just so we are clear ....




http://www.peters-event.de/whiskey-shop/images/Laphroaig%2010%201L.jpg


no cheap Otara jug scotch here ...

[martybabe]

just so we are clear ....




no cheap Otara jug scotch here ...

Ooh, now then. I don't consider myself a violent man but I might consider giving someone a Chinese burn or something for them kind of wages :yes:

[kave]

Can we make it two quarter cask laphroaigs, or even swap them both for one 18yo Caol Ila?

[SARGE]

Can we make it two quarter cask laphroaigs, or even swap them both for one 18yo Caol Ila?

ooo... thats gonna have to be a severe asswhipping.. and i may need an ear....but ok..

[gatch]

a gun to shoot angle grinders:shit:

A solution to a question noone has asked.. Love it.

[kave]

ooo... thats gonna have to be a severe asswhipping.. and i may need an ear....but ok..

For the Caol Ila there will be no half-arsed beatings. You can have an ear, but I will be keeping the eye teeth for cufflinks.

[SARGE]

For the Caol Ila there will be no half-arsed beatings. You can have an ear, but I will be keeping the eye teeth for cufflinks.

love your work

[gatch]

Price for a nose ?

A barrel of coruba ?

[SARGE]

Price for a nose ?

A barrel of coruba ?

i'll fill your bike up with 98

[scumdog]

just so we are clear ....

no cheap Otara jug scotch here ...

Whooo-weee! Man, ya really know how to lay on a ree-ward SARGE!!:gob:

[caseye]

So a large group will be following a certian young Lad that likes to cross bridges on trials bikes in an unorthadox manner. and all trying to be the first to 2 bottles of scotch. Let The Games Commence.

If no one else has said it yet "RUN RABBIT< run!" Quick Carver hide from the big meany men.
K you're officially toast now I've seen the reward I'm gunna find you first and administer the worlds worst arse kicking, oh and don't worry about the ear, it wont hurt as much as the de knackering.LOL

[MisterD]

Hey Sarge, can we define stupidity as Phil Goff or Annette "Full Moon" King expecting us to vote for then just because they ride motorbikes?

[nudemetalz]

ok fellow freedom fighters .. time to put some teeth into this ..

i know quite a few people are going down to the Beehive for the protest .. what we DONT need is a pack of Smacktards doing wheelies and acting like dicks ..

SO...

my fellow militants have coughed up a bounty.. anyone being a dick and doing anything (read ANYTHING) to bring a negative gaze upon motorcycling on the ride or at the beehive or on the way back is fair game.. (KB member, non KB member ,.. dont matter)

we will HAPPILY pay a bounty of 2 good bottles of scotch to the person, or people who deal out a huge hiding to said offenders (not 2 apiece .. 2..)

box of beers to the first one to submit it to me on video


dead serious.. :shutup:


some people say violence solves nothing ..

you'd be surprised what violence solves


You ever been with the Blackwater dudes, Sarge ?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackwater_Worldwide

[Skyryder]

If I be stupid, can some one beat me up and video it? Go ya halves on the scotch.

Ya 'beat' me to it. If it's that blended shit ya can have the whole lot.


Skyryder

[SPman]

Two bottles of scotch!

Bring Mstriumph over - she'd deal out a hiding for free!

(she's also handy with a 9mm pistol......from a bike.....:shit:)

[SARGE]

Whooo-weee! Man, ya really know how to lay on a ree-ward SARGE!!:gob:

dont think of it as a reward my little pink friend .. think of it as a paranoia inducing cock-block..


some of my fellow redneck friends on here have been pm'ing me madly and really seem to be keen on a quiet little chat with anyone being a dick... away from cameras of course

[SARGE]

You ever been with the Blackwater dudes, Sarge ?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackwater_Worldwide

no... failed the psych exam ..

[SARGE]

Hey Sarge, can we define stupidity as Phil Goff or Annette "Full Moon" King expecting us to vote for then just because they ride motorbikes?

i actually voted for Phil and have had a few moments with him when he helped me with immigration .. long as he's running he's got my vote for many reasons other than that ..

[wbks]

i actually voted for Phil and have had a few moments with him when he helped me with immigration .. long as he's running he's got my vote for many reasons other than that ..Does he seem like as much of a weasel in person? Seems like he jumps up and down to oppose anything mr key and co. do, even if it means fighting against things he helped impose

[yungatart]

I'll just growl at any little tosspot that misbehaves.
Believe me, that is no idle threat...just ask Mstrs!

[PirateJafa]

i actually voted for Phil and have had a few moments with him when he helped me with immigration .. long as he's running he's got my vote for many reasons other than that ..

Wait, so we've got him to blame for having to put up with you...?

[pzkpfw]

My mate who works at ACC was joking today about the ACC black helicopters that will be watching us.

(So I had him on about how there are statistics to prove that black cars have more accidents than white cars, so why aren't they (and ACC helicopters) given higher fees?)

...and anyway, he less jokingly joked that ACC would be ready with cameras to record any dumb stuff done by bike riders on the protest.

Essentially what it means is this "good behaviour" thing is VERY important to our cause.

[Ronin]

i'll fill your bike up with 98

Same diff :yes:

[Hitcher]

...and anyway, he less jokingly joked that ACC would be ready with cameras to record any dumb stuff done by bike riders on the protest.

Brilliant! Once the event is over I shall, under the provisions of the Official Information Act, ask for all photos (still and video) that the ACC took of the event as well as for their reasons for and costs of acquiring said.

Bullying and intimidation is a game that two can play.

[pzkpfw]

Brilliant! Once the event is over I shall, under the provisions of the Official Information Act, ask for all photos (still and video) that the ACC took of the event as well as for their reasons for and costs of acquiring said.

Bullying and intimidation is a game that two can play.

Goddammit, I've been blinging people like my bling button was about to fall off, and still it says I must spread it round before....

[Insanity_rules]

If I be stupid, can some one beat me up and video it? Go ya halves on the scotch.

Your on, love scotch.

[SARGE]

Brilliant! Once the event is over I shall, under the provisions of the Official Information Act, ask for all photos (still and video) that the ACC took of the event as well as for their reasons for and costs of acquiring said.

Bullying and intimidation is a game that two can play.

which is reason #3498760 why i dont go to 'protest rallies'

gonna end up on some list of subversives in the back room of some fucking alphabet soup government division thats so secret not even THEY know who they are ..

[cc rider]

I'll just growl at any little tosspot that misbehaves.
Believe me, that is no idle threat...just ask Mstrs!if you don't mind the company yunga, would be happy to join ya.... or does two girls growling together just sound wrong....Grrrrr! :shifty:

[SARGE]

or does two girls growling together just sound wrong....Grrrrr! :shifty:

ummmm...... ummmmm... :Oops:

[TOTO]

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[Patrick]

dont think of it as a reward my little pink friend .. think of it as a paranoia inducing cock-block..


some of my fellow redneck friends on here have been pm'ing me madly and really seem to be keen on a quiet little chat with anyone being a dick... away from cameras of course

It would be soooooo deserving too.

I know..... I can take the complaint... then "file" it.... ;):whistle:



which is reason #3498760 why i dont go to 'protest rallies'

gonna end up on some list of subversives in the back room of some fucking alphabet soup government division thats so secret not even THEY know who they are ..

Meh...

Guess I am gonna end up on this subversives list then.... :woohoo: