The Perfect Christmas Gift for him!

[YellowDog]

No this is not a joke, it is real and is presented in a delux metal case.
This quality silverware utensil is dishwasher safe, and has a stain resistant surface.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Boxer-Games-GBSGAD-Gentlemens-Scratcher/dp/B0010NWP9K/ref=pe_19571_17351281_as_txt_6/

[Trudes]

Now that would be the absolute perfect Xmas pressy if it came with the "but wait there's more, comes with free delux electric nose hair trimmer".

[Swoop]

...if it came with the "but wait there's more, comes with free delux electric nose hair trimmer".
The standard set of Ginzu knives are just fine...

I am still really perplexed by the "automatic needle threader". I possibly require one of those.

[Laava]

Ha ha dishwasher safe! Hon what is this thing in the dishwasher? Oh that, that's my dirty ball scratcher!

[Fatt Max]

Do they do one for the arse as well

[007XX]

:rofl:

That's just too funny!