Google Chuck Norris

[Big Dave]

Open Google.

Type in 'google chuck norris'

Select 'I'm feeling lucky.'
(Here I'll save you the trouble)

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

[ready4whatever]

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[EJK]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/071106/rainmna_l.jpg

Ha ha Google made a joke.

[Insanity_rules]

LQTM, I have another type in french millitary victories and hit I'm feeling lucky. Its hillarious how it tries to correct the statement. Read the did you mean:

[nothingflash]

Open Google.

Type in 'google chuck norris'

Select 'I'm feeling lucky.'
(Here I'll save you the trouble)

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

"When Chuck Norris drinks piss he makes asparagus smell"

[JATZ]

"When Chuck Norris drinks piss he makes asparagus smell"

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.

[Creeping Death]

Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.
Bwaaahahaha!!!:lol:"NunBarrys"!!:lol:

Chuck Norris put the 'laughter' into 'Slaughter'

[Ronin]

Suggestions:

Run, before he finds you
Try a different person

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[Maki]

Open Google.

Type in 'google chuck norris'

Select 'I'm feeling lucky.'
(Here I'll save you the trouble)

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

You actually googled Chuck Norris!?!?! and admitted it on here...

[mossy1200]

Chuck Norris was cast to star in Predator but they were after a feature movie not short story so Arnold had to do it.

[Big Dave]

You actually googled Chuck Norris!?!?! and admitted it on here...

All OK - I mentioned it to Chuck when he rang me for some advice earlier.

[CookMySock]

Chuck Norris visted the virgin islands, and now they are just called "the islands."

Steve

[Teflon]

Google "black people are" read the suggestions..

[nothingflash]

Chuck Norris put the 'laughter' into 'Slaughter'

fark I laughed!! :laugh:

[nallac]

Google "black people are" read the suggestions..

Hahaha,very good...

[Forest]

Enter the text "french military victories" and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

[Insanity_rules]

Enter the text "french military victories" and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

REPOST!!!! Read page 1

[Forest]

REPOST!!!! Read page 1

Whoops. Missed that.


Has anybody used the Wolfram Alpha system? It's pretty slick.

It handles all sorts of obscure unit conversions - here's my favourite one:

http://www19.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=how+many+faggots+fit+in+a+butt

[Insanity_rules]

Whoops. Missed that.


Has anybody used the Wolfram Alpha system? It's pretty slick.

It handles all sorts of obscure unit conversions - here's my favourite one:

http://www19.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=how+many+faggots+fit+in+a+butt

I just laughed my breakfast all over my desk!

[Ronin]

Whoops. Missed that.


Has anybody used the Wolfram Alpha system? It's pretty slick.

It handles all sorts of obscure unit conversions - here's my favourite one:

http://www19.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=how+many+faggots+fit+in+a+butt

That sure is a well used butt.

[mud boy]

Open Google.

Type in 'google chuck norris'

Select 'I'm feeling lucky.'
(Here I'll save you the trouble)

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

why would you look up some guy? is it gay porn or something?:woohoo:

[Big Dave]

why would you look up some guy? is it gay porn or something?:woohoo:

Can't help you out with that request sorry.

[mud boy]

Can't help you out with that request sorry.

naw dont be like that:innocent:

[Sidewinder]

Open Google.

Type in 'google chuck norris'

Select 'I'm feeling lucky.'
(Here I'll save you the trouble)

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

hahaha love it