How do you punish your kids?

[Sidewinder]

what ways do you punish your little ones? wooden spoon still the go or just the nawdy corner

[zahria]

what ways do you punish your little ones? wooden spoon still the go or just the nawdy corner

you got to hit them where it hurts... not literally... but denial of the things taht they hold dear.
PSP, Lego, TV etc.
Works at my place now. Never been a fan of whacking the kids, legacy of my childhood.

[Hitcher]

I'd make them read the Collected Works of Sidewinder, until their wee eyes bled.

[Sidewinder]

you got to hit them where it hurts... not literally... but denial of the things taht they hold dear.
PSP, Lego, TV etc.
Works at my place now. Never been a fan of whacking the kids, legacy of my childhood.
i hate parents that give in and let kids get away with murder.
owell bloodly laws:baby::baby::dodge::dodge:

[FJRider]

I'd make them read the Collected Works of Sidewinder, until their wee eyes bled.

You are an EVIL man ... :lol:

[Sidewinder]

I'd make them read the Collected Works of Sidewinder, until their wee eyes bled.

haha you make it sound like ive done something usefull to the world

[allycatz]

Take away the car, the scooter and worst of all my eftpos card

[gatch]

Don't have a tv and your kids won't be cunts from the get go..

[mossy1200]

My wife calls me a naughty boy and molests me, but i dont condone molestation of children though.

[zahria]

i hate parents that give in and let kids get away with murder.
owell bloodly laws:baby::baby::dodge::dodge:

My kids don't get away with murder, they know the rules, and on the whole, respect them.
No bloody way do I give in either, and that can be done without thumping them.

[Bangbug]

I would like to punish my children... I look forward to the day I can afford to have them.

[Sidewinder]

I would like to punish my children... I look forward to the day I can afford to have them.

afford to have them? you dont have to pay for sex and when ya do they make ya wear rubbers.

[Ooky]

why does the guy in the middle of your avitar have manboobs but the other two dont?:mellow:

[Sidewinder]

why does the guy in the middle of your avitar have manboobs but the other two dont?:mellow:

well expect the weridest with honda

[Gareth123]

Can't smack your kids? I can do it legally for you! I teach kids karate. Because its a contact sport, as part of the sign up procedure the parents sign an indemnity waiver.

"How has Billy behaived this week Mrs Johnson? Oh he's been answering back and not going to bed when he's told too? Would you like 2 "accidental" kicks to the stomach? No problem, I'll have him straightened out in no time!"

[rainman]

what ways do you punish your little ones? wooden spoon still the go or just the nawdy corner

Eyeball, hairy x 1
Works most times.


you got to hit them where it hurts... not literally... but denial of the things taht they hold dear.
PSP, Lego, TV etc.
Works at my place now. Never been a fan of whacking the kids, legacy of my childhood.

And that.

[tri boy]

Knee to the groin. (lowers the chin height)
Hard upper cut to said chin. (sends them backwards into glass door).
Hard kicking to soften internal organs.
Cattle prod to search for signs of consciousness.
NZ. World champions at killing/destroying kids since, well, only a few years actually.

[rickstv]

Cant send kids to their room anymore, they have TVs, computers, games, all sorts of electronic gismos. It would almost be a reward these days.

I have an eight year old so any advice would be wlcome:(

[zahria]

Cant send kids to their room anymore, they have TVs, computers, games, all sorts of electronic gismos. It would almost be a reward these days.

I have an eight year old so any advice would be wlcome:(

Removal of all electronic and electrical rights. (I'm an electrician...):cool:

[Sidewinder]

Removal of all electronic and electrical rights. (I'm an electrician...):cool:

flick the mcb

[Gareth123]

Cant send kids to their room anymore, they have TVs, computers, games, all sorts of electronic gismos. It would almost be a reward these days.

I have an eight year old so any advice would be wlcome:(

Lock them in the toilet. Even better would be locking them in after my flatmate has been in there for half an hour

[Insanity_rules]

Removal of all electronic and electrical rights. (I'm an electrician...):cool:

x2 Cellphones and internet! You should hear the howls.

[Rodney007]

wooden spoon? lawl, I had a giant heavy plastic spoon... tried to put it in the parents car exhaust pipe... under wheels, on the stove top, anything to destroy it... funny could of just thrown it somewhere but I felt it had to be damaged.!

we still got that spoon......... that damn spoon, but I laugh when I do see it, still has the scars on it!

[davebullet]

Lock them in the toilet. Even better would be locking them in after my flatmate has been in there for half an hour

That worked well until they got used to it. Now it is head down the toilet before it has been flushed.

After all, if you can't smack 'em, flush 'em!

[Sidewinder]

wooden spoon? lawl, I had a giant heavy plastic spoon... tried to put it in the parents car exhaust pipe... under wheels, on the stove top, anything to destroy it... funny could of just thrown it somewhere but I felt it had to be damaged.!

we still got that spoon......... that damn spoon, but I laugh when I do see it, still has the scars on it!

haha better behave then eh bro:girlfight::girlfight::girlfight::girlfight::gi rlfight:

[Foxzee]

Why the hell would Sidewinder want to know how to deal with naughty kids......

Does he know something we don't.........and he just not telling...god forbid KB won't handle a jnr Sidewinder....sometimes a legacy just has to die.............LOL:banana:

[Hitcher]

haha you make it sound like ive done something usefull to the world

Now that would be stretching reality a bit far.

[Rhubarb]

Go to a Nigel Latta night. He'll give you some great ideas. Compared to his live show the tv program was a yawn.

You're not allowed to smack your kids for disciplinary purposes .................. but it doesn't stop you doing it for pleasure!!

We don't smack. Not because we don't believe in it but because we haven't had the need to. Our two children (8 & 12) respect us and know that if they do something wrong there will be consequences.

They don't live in fear but they do know manners, respect and right from wrong.

Plus we have a shit load of fun together, their not wrapped on cotton wool.

[Sidewinder]

Why the hell would Sidewinder want to know how to deal with naughty kids......

Does he know something we don't.........and he just not telling...god forbid KB won't handle a jnr Sidewinder....sometimes a legacy just has to die.............LOL:banana:

haha who said i didnt have a fleet of them?

[Foxzee]

haha who said i didnt have a fleet of them?

Can Carver have kids...his hips don't look wide enuff.....LOL:lol:

[Sidewinder]

Can Carver have kids...his hips don't look wide enuff.....LOL:lol:

nah but his mouth is

[ynot slow]

A smack for a 2yr old for wrong doing is fine,it's the idiots who can't tell the difference from smack and bash deserve to be prosecuted.Taking kids toys and treats is fine,an example was my kids playing and leaving toys on lawn,instead of putting in sandpit,consequences were plastic toys get eaten by lawn mower,took it to happen once and 4yr olds understand when dad started mower.Memo to self though pick up the bloody metal toys,even small ones make damage to legs.

Also kids understand NO means NO at early age,so by time they're 7 or so understand and never need smacking for being naughty.

[Foxzee]

nah but his mouth is


A foreva lasting gob stopper....lol

[Sidewinder]

A foreva lasting gob stopper....lol
heard you like things in ya mouth aswell

[Foxzee]

heard you like things in ya mouth aswell

A strawberry lollipop..mmmmmm that's me

[Sidewinder]

A strawberry lollipop..mmmmmm that's me

oh yea and do ya sallow it?:baby:

[Trudes]

Pay their bothers or sisters to smack them around a bit.

[Sidewinder]

Pay their bothers or sisters to smack them around a bit.

yea but the lill fuckers just make even more nose

[marty]

i hardly think smacking your 2 year olds hand when you caught them in the cookie jar in your own house is going to have the police knocking on your door. just don't do it at the supermarket ffs.

the biggest thing (and mine are 14 and 18) are simply saying no. And sticking with it

[Sidewinder]

i hardly think smacking your 2 year olds hand when you caught them in the cookie jar in your own house is going to have the police knocking on your door. just don't do it at the supermarket ffs.

the biggest thing (and mine are 14 and 18) are simply saying no. And sticking with it

just say no boys or girls

[Skyryder]

I saw all my actions as a parent as one education. The concept of a punishment I have never agreed with.

Clearly there are conseqences :innocent:as the result of misbehavour, but the question I asked my self was the misbehavour one of intent or did the child not know their actions were wrong.

It's a fine line sometimes but you do need to take the time and find out.


Skyryder

[Hopeful Bastard]

When i was a kid, I got the great wooden spoon and the nice wooden ruler.. ruler snapped in half twice so parents bought a new one..

But it was usually a solid Mechanics hand wrapped around our backsides..


As for me punishing (my future) children, they will still get a smack on the ass or hand. And if some nosy old bitch comes and tells me i cant do that, I'll ask her if she wants to look after this lot OR to keep her nose outta my business

[Sidewinder]

When i was a kid, I got the great wooden spoon and the nice wooden ruler.. ruler snapped in half twice so parents bought a new one..

But it was usually a solid Mechanics hand wrapped around our backsides..


As for me punishing (my future) children, they will still get a smack on the ass or hand. And if some nosy old bitch comes and tells me i cant do that, I'll ask her if she wants to look after this lot OR to keep her nose outta my business

yea or just give the bitch a slap aswell.
fuck this pc shit

[KiwiGs]

For misdemeanours; you know the sort of thing walking to slow, backchat and "thinking that about me". I beat the soles of their feet with a milk bottle.
For the more serious crimes; like being seen and heard, having an opinion and thinking “that about me”. I get them to hold a phone book to their chest and hit it with a softball bat....

[bennettnz]

I guess you're not allowed to smack them these days, so Naughty corner it is

[carver]

Can Carver have kids...his hips don't look wide enuff.....LOL:lol:



but yours are?


nah but his mouth is

after having your meat in there, yes

[gatch]

Ill probably have an electric chain hoist in my shed when I have kids, so If they piss me off Ill hoist em up and shoot at them with the paint ball gun.

See if they think they are smart then, little bastards.

[Sidewinder]

Ill probably have an electric chain hoist in my shed when I have kids, so If they piss me off Ill hoist em up and shoot at them with the paint ball gun.

See if they think they are smart then, little bastards.

too weak to just pull them up on a rope?:wari::wari::wari::wari::wari:

[gatch]

Why go through the effort of doing it your self when you don't have to ?

Work smart, not hard.. Fool !

[Sidewinder]

Why go through the effort of doing it your self when you don't have to ?

Work smart, not hard.. Fool !

yep.
look mum no hands!
<img src=http://swongled.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/nohands.jpg>

[gatch]

At least he has a good excuse.. Pity hell miss out on popping the wee ones with the paint marker, unless he's handy with his toes..

[sinfull]

afford to have them? you dont have to pay for sex and when ya do they make ya wear rubbers. Sometimes age comes before.... damn !


Can't smack your kids? I can do it legally for you! I teach kids karate. Because its a contact sport, as part of the sign up procedure the parents sign an indemnity waiver.

"How has Billy behaived this week Mrs Johnson? Oh he's been answering back and not going to bed when he's told too? Would you like 2 "accidental" kicks to the stomach? No problem, I'll have him straightened out in no time!"Awww yeah ! Know your type, you reve in beating up ppl smaller than you aye 5'6 are ya ? Put in to Karate by ya folks cause they were worried about you being able to look after yaself ! Wow haven't you come a long way !!!


heard you like things in ya mouth aswell


but yours are?



after having your meat in there, yes
Bunch of sticks the both of ya !
I will walk 500 miles, and i will walk 500 more !


Oh on a side note :;; Say no to parents kids !! You only have to read this thread to know why !!!

[LBD]

Tell them we are really nice parents who support their lovely Grandparents....And we know that they will do the same when they grow up.....

[ready4whatever]

My old man had a wooden spoon and i worshiped it like a god. knew not to disobey it because it had mighty consequences. just the sight of it made me do whatever they wanted

[bennettnz]

You could always just take their bikes off them I suppose!!! lol

[Gareth123]

Sometimes age comes before.... damn !

Awww yeah ! Know your type, you reve in beating up ppl smaller than you aye 5'6 are ya ? Put in to Karate by ya folks cause they were worried about you being able to look after yaself ! Wow haven't you come a long way !!!




The only part of that that you have correct is that I'm 5'6 - How did you know?

I've never hit a child, I have dished out push ups, sit ups, burpees, laps of the field. Held them in push up position for up to 5 minutes for serious breaches of rules and discipline.

Only ever had 1 parent dispute my punishment of their child under my care and that was because they thought that karate was a contact sport. That child punched another without reason and before the class had started.

Good enough reason for 70 push ups and a 1 minute speech at the end of class on "how my behavior was wrong." He never did it again. Job well done I'd say.

[oldrider]

Can't smack your kids? I can do it legally for you! I teach kids karate. Because its a contact sport, as part of the sign up procedure the parents sign an indemnity waiver.

"How has Billy behaived this week Mrs Johnson? Oh he's been answering back and not going to bed when he's told too? Would you like 2 "accidental" kicks to the stomach? No problem, I'll have him straightened out in no time!"

Beware the hunter becomes the hunted! You will get older and they will get stronger! What goes round comes round! :spanking: They might get you! :lol:

[SARGE]

what ways do you punish your little ones?

i make them browse your posts and correct spelling and vocabulary errors..

[Gareth123]

Beware the hunter becomes the hunted! You will get older and they will get stronger! What goes round comes round! :spanking: They might get you! :lol:

I'd welcome it. Nothing quite as satisfying (except a good shag of course!) as seeing someone you've taught for years become the teacher. The kids don't know it but some of them have already taught me some things. They've all taught me patience though!

[oldrider]

I'd welcome it. Nothing quite as satisfying (except a good shag of course!) as seeing someone you've taught for years become the teacher. The kids don't know it but some of them have already taught me some things. They've all taught me patience though!

True! A lot of parents work their guts out to give their children education and then deny them their greater knowledge later on! :mellow: Funny world!