StoneY
5th November 2009, 08:39
A couple of bored ANZAC's , Fred and Blue,at the battle of the Somme were tired of sitting in thier trench head down, so came up with a cunning form of entertainment
They decided to get the Jerrie's to stick thier heads up for some target practice, so they called accross no mans land
'Fritz, you there?'
A reply comes back as a head pops up 'Ja' BANG one fritz down
10 minutes later they do it again, 'Fritz, you there?' BANG....
This goes on for a wee while before the Jerrie's catch on
So the Sgt in the German trench decides 'Tommy' is a good common name on the other side so calls out 'Tommy, you there'....nothing, silence
He tries again, "Tommy, mate, you there?'
Again, nothing...
So, he yells louder, Hey Tommy, I have something for you, where are you?'
Fred calls back, "Tommies on the crapper sport, is thet you Fritz'
'Yah its me...' BANG
:lol:
They decided to get the Jerrie's to stick thier heads up for some target practice, so they called accross no mans land
'Fritz, you there?'
A reply comes back as a head pops up 'Ja' BANG one fritz down
10 minutes later they do it again, 'Fritz, you there?' BANG....
This goes on for a wee while before the Jerrie's catch on
So the Sgt in the German trench decides 'Tommy' is a good common name on the other side so calls out 'Tommy, you there'....nothing, silence
He tries again, "Tommy, mate, you there?'
Again, nothing...
So, he yells louder, Hey Tommy, I have something for you, where are you?'
Fred calls back, "Tommies on the crapper sport, is thet you Fritz'
'Yah its me...' BANG
:lol: