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Bren
5th November 2009, 10:39
Random thoughts...post away

"Wet nuts are not good..."

Sidewinder
5th November 2009, 10:42
have you ever seen a family of kangroos steal a pirate ship??

george formby
5th November 2009, 10:43
Random thoughts...post away

"Wet nuts are not good..."

Butterflys smell with their feet.

Sidewinder
5th November 2009, 10:44
Butterflys smell with their feet.

random thoughts or facts?

male sea horses have the babys

Stirts
5th November 2009, 10:52
Why do we press harder on remote control buttons when we know the battery is dead?

EJK
5th November 2009, 10:55
People can't lick their elbow. Go on, try!




Btw, you'll look like a retard while trying.

Sidewinder
5th November 2009, 10:58
People can't lick their elbow. Go on, try!




Btw, you'll look like a retard while trying.

um well
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MSTRS
5th November 2009, 11:17
ACC are a pack of devious cunts. We need to be more so...

Bren
5th November 2009, 11:30
Should I do housework or go for a ride?

nudemetalz
5th November 2009, 11:35
An ostrich's brain is smaller than it's eye (while you're on the subject of ACC....)

Bounce001
5th November 2009, 11:39
Should I do some actual work or keep reading KB posts...

Insanity_rules
5th November 2009, 11:39
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy alcohol, and why do bars have parking lots?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If Starmart is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?

Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?

Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

How do you KNOW it's new and improved dog food?

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

Do blind eskimoes heave seeing-eye sled dogs?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?

Why call it "take" a dump, when you leave something behind?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

If a deaf person swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

If you could have everything, where would you put it?

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.

When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder Why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

Where do park rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Why Isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Str8 Jacket
5th November 2009, 11:50
How can a male have so many thoughts in one day let alone in the space of minutes?

Insanity_rules
5th November 2009, 11:51
How can a male have so many thoughts in one day let alone in the space of minutes?

I'm part housefly! Or it could be ADD, I can't commit to one thought at once. Welcome to my mind, a scary place to holiday!

Sidewinder
5th November 2009, 11:51
How can a male have so many thoughts in one day let alone in the space of minutes?

i have more thoughts than that about sex in a minute

Sidewinder
5th November 2009, 11:52
I'm part housefly! Or it could be ADD, I can't commit to one thought at once.

is ADD better than ADHD?

Insanity_rules
5th November 2009, 11:53
is ADD better than ADHD?

No just shorter by one letter.

Sidewinder
5th November 2009, 11:55
No just shorter by one letter.

just in to much rush then
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Indiana_Jones
5th November 2009, 11:55
Chewing on used cunts rags is not tastey....

-Indy

Sidewinder
5th November 2009, 11:55
Chewing on used cunts rags is not tastey....

-Indy

nah they need salt:done:

Indiana_Jones
5th November 2009, 11:57
Jews make good fluffers

-Indy

Str8 Jacket
5th November 2009, 11:59
i have more thoughts than that about sex in a minute

I understand. I always dream about having that which I cannot have...

Insanity_rules
5th November 2009, 11:59
just in to much rush then

Oh shit how did you get onto my webcam. Motherfucken hot pockets!

Sidewinder
5th November 2009, 12:00
I understand. I always dream about having that which I cannot have...

or maybe i think about it because im having it all the time lol<_<<_<<_<:shifty::shifty::shifty:

vifferman
5th November 2009, 12:11
or maybe i think about it because im having it all the time lol<_<<_<<_<:shifty::shifty::shifty:
I'm not sure it really counts as sex if you're the only one involved.

Sidewinder
5th November 2009, 12:12
I'm not sure it really counts as sex if you're the only one involved.

nah my computer counts tho doesnt it?
:shutup::shutup::shutup::shutup:

Thani-B
5th November 2009, 12:15
Why am I sidewinders groupie?

Considering Ive never met him...

Sidewinder
5th November 2009, 12:17
Why am I sidewinders groupie?

Considering Ive never met him...

the random thing is you may of but ya just don't know it yet.........:shifty:<_<:shifty:<_<:shifty:<_<:shifty:<_<:shifty:

Big Dan
5th November 2009, 12:17
I thought i thought a thought. But then Thought that what i thought was the thought i did thought to think.

I have thought to write a thought but the thought was gone.










Or so i thought

Sidewinder
5th November 2009, 12:20
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Thani-B
5th November 2009, 12:22
the random thing is you may of but ya just don't know it yet.........:shifty:<_<:shifty:<_<:shifty:<_<:shifty:<_<:shifty:

That would be scary. Could you have met me but I havent met you? :laugh:

Sidewinder
5th November 2009, 12:24
That would be scary. Could you have met me but I havent met you? :laugh:

maybe we meet each other and just don't know it as yet.......

Thani-B
5th November 2009, 12:26
maybe we meet each other and just don't know it as yet.......

You havent been dreaming about me again have you?

So I guess we need to meet to meet again in case we have met.

Sidewinder
5th November 2009, 12:29
You havent been dreaming about me again have you?

So I guess we need to meet to meet again in case we have met.

i dont dream i play

Bren
5th November 2009, 12:35
A pigs weiner has got a twist

MisterD
5th November 2009, 12:38
Why is that, when left out of the tin, hard biscuits go soft but soft biscuits go hard?

Also, why does the UK only have one Monopolies commission?

Swoop
5th November 2009, 12:47
When snow melts, where does the white go?:scratch:

Big Dan
5th November 2009, 12:49
What is human life but a game of cricket

oldrider
5th November 2009, 12:54
How can a male have so many thoughts in one day let alone in the space of minutes?

How could you understand, we have got "balls" to do our thinking with, you have only got brains! :mellow:

MSTRS
5th November 2009, 13:44
Did Goofy have a pet dog?

Insanity_rules
5th November 2009, 13:57
i have more thoughts than that about sex in a minute

Why do they call it a blow job when theres no blowing involved?

And why do they call it eating out when theres no eating involved?

fatzx10r
5th November 2009, 14:11
get to the chopper

Maha
5th November 2009, 14:14
A pigs weiner has got a twist

So has mine....:wari:

Bren
6th November 2009, 09:52
and what do Blow Flies Blow?

ready4whatever
6th November 2009, 10:15
How does a womans clit benefit me

MSTRS
6th November 2009, 10:23
The washing will be finished soon. I must hang it out.

Mom
6th November 2009, 10:27
The washing will be finished soon. I must hang it out.

Make sure you do it properly :dodge:

Bren
6th November 2009, 10:31
domestic chores are not a mans domain

Thani-B
6th November 2009, 10:32
I knew I should have pulled a sickie and gone riding. The weather is fab.

Bren
7th November 2009, 15:24
nothing on tv

mud boy
7th November 2009, 15:26
fuckin stoned dog would be mint:eek5:

Sidewinder
7th November 2009, 15:33
fuckin stoned dog would be mint:eek5:

stoned fish in a bong

mud boy
7th November 2009, 20:22
stoned fish in a bong

oi you stole that off me haha

na a cat on shooms hahaha:woohoo::woohoo:

Bren
7th November 2009, 20:26
A donkey on dope.
An Ass on amphetamines.
A Viper on Viagra....

StoneY
7th November 2009, 20:34
I'm part housefly! Or it could be ADD, I can't commit to one thought at once. Welcome to my mind, a scary place to holiday!

ADD gets my vote bro

:niceone:

mud boy
7th November 2009, 21:48
fuckin gf, tey fuck me off sometimes:angry2:

Sidewinder
7th November 2009, 21:49
fuckin gf, tey fuck me off sometimes:angry2:

oh poor baby, you wana hug or something?

Sidewinder
7th November 2009, 21:49
my rings itchy:whocares:

mud boy
7th November 2009, 21:50
oh poor baby, you wana hug or something?

maybe.......

Foxzee
7th November 2009, 21:51
fuckin gf, tey fuck me off sometimes:angry2:

Ya weren't saying that last night when she had her hand on it................lol:Oops:

Sidewinder
7th November 2009, 21:51
maybe.......

is it me or did you just go to bed... are you going to play with it snice ya upset with ya gf:tugger::tugger::tugger::tugger::tugger::tugger:

mud boy
7th November 2009, 22:03
Ya weren't saying that last night when she had her hand on it................lol:Oops:

fuck off dee annd stop posting where i do

mud boy
7th November 2009, 22:04
Chuck norris

Sidewinder
7th November 2009, 22:05
fuck off dee annd stop posting where i do

i can hear you beating againts the wall wee boi:bash::bash::bash::bash:

Bren
7th November 2009, 23:49
almost 1am and bedtime...I is an old fart now

Pixie
8th November 2009, 09:06
Who was Casper the friendly ghost before he died?

Sidewinder
8th November 2009, 09:16
Who was Casper the friendly ghost before he died?

it shows ya on the end of the movie when he changes back to a boy!

oldrider
8th November 2009, 11:47
Who was Casper the friendly ghost before he died?

Wasn't he a (cast of thousands) leader of the Green party or something! :sick:

gatch
8th November 2009, 21:17
Where do flies go in winter ?

What do political parties call a party ?

Where is my wallet ?

Who keeps drinking my fuckin stellas and leaving the empties on my desk ?

Thani-B
8th November 2009, 21:21
Need to buy some flies for the frogs. Will do that tomorrow.

SARGE
8th November 2009, 21:24
That would be scary. Could you have met me but I havent met you? :laugh:

stalker .. shut your curtains

SARGE
8th November 2009, 21:25
why do buses have steel rails on the tops of the seat and no seatbelts?

Hitcher
8th November 2009, 21:41
Omigod! Look at the size of the flaps on that.

crash harry
8th November 2009, 21:49
I don't want to go to work tomorrow

Sidewinder
8th November 2009, 21:51
ive got wood

ready4whatever
8th November 2009, 21:57
why do i have nipples

where is osama binladen

when will i die

If god created everything why did he make satan and hell

madmal64
8th November 2009, 21:59
How many pens will get lost in the world today?

Sidewinder
8th November 2009, 21:59
why do i have nipples

where is osama binladen

when will i die

If god created everything why did he make satan and hell

so there is a place for people like us to go to

Bren
8th November 2009, 22:38
Why does Speights taste better than Tui?

Sidewinder
8th November 2009, 22:39
do i get post counts in this thread

Cheshire Cat
8th November 2009, 22:45
why do i have nipples

where is osama binladen

when will i die

If god created everything why did he make satan and hell

Because young man once apon a time in the womb you had the chance to be female :yes:

osama is chained to my deck.

you will die when youve learnt enough in this life.

He made satan and hell because everything has to be equal. where ever there is good there has to be bad.
But God doesnt actually exist.....so its really just karma you ahve to watch out for

Cheshire Cat
8th November 2009, 22:51
stoned fish in a bong

I laughed then thought oh god that poor fish! animal cruilty is not cool guys *puts nerd glasses on*

madmal64
9th November 2009, 07:31
Where is elsewhere? It always seems to be fine there

mud boy
9th November 2009, 15:23
im hungry:yes:

Sidewinder
9th November 2009, 15:26
im hungry:yes:

but ya so fat!

2wheeldrifter
9th November 2009, 16:18
ohhh I gota turtle head......

EJK
9th November 2009, 16:20
Why won't this thread stop?

2wheeldrifter
9th November 2009, 16:23
cause it's just fuckin random........... :bash:

ckai
9th November 2009, 16:35
Who was the smart ass prick who thought up "lisp"? Sadistic bastard.

Bren
9th November 2009, 16:37
cause it's just fuckin random........... :bash:


Just like most of us on this site...fuck'n random.....and yes am speaking for myself in that

Sidewinder
9th November 2009, 16:38
Just like most of us on this site...fuck'n random.....and yes am speaking for myself in that

this is the only thread that realy says the meaning of kb!

Supermac Jr
9th November 2009, 16:38
stuupid politicians

2wheeldrifter
9th November 2009, 16:45
Who was the smart ass prick who thought up "lisp"? Sadistic bastard.

well imagine writing like one.....

2wheeldrifter
9th November 2009, 16:50
stuupid politicians

DAMN! my computer slow... :angry2:

Cheshire Cat
9th November 2009, 16:57
well imagine writing like one.....

OMG! lets do it!! hahahaahah(no offenthe to peopleth with lithpth. one of my betht mateth hath one)

Maha
9th November 2009, 17:00
A nurse pulled a plug out of my hole today.

Sidewinder
9th November 2009, 17:00
whats this cheese stuff on my knob?:innocent:

Cheshire Cat
9th November 2009, 17:03
whats this cheese stuff on my knob?:innocent:

it means you need to shower more often :spanking:

Sidewinder
9th November 2009, 17:11
it means you need to shower more often :spanking:

or need sum slut to suck it off

EJK
9th November 2009, 17:42
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2wheeldrifter
9th November 2009, 17:46
or need sum slut to suck it off

Carver's free......

2wheeldrifter
9th November 2009, 18:00
OMG! lets do it!! hahahaahah(no offenthe to peopleth with lithpth. one of my betht mateth hath one)

Excthuth me, I think I better wephrase that!

Cheshire Cat
9th November 2009, 18:01
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......*has panic attack*

Cheshire Cat
9th November 2009, 18:03
Carver's free......

yeah, dean's another one. go ask him

ready4whatever
9th November 2009, 19:31
OMG! lets do it!! hahahaahah(no offenthe to peopleth with lithpth. one of my betht mateth hath one)

Hahaha. my girlfriend has a lisp. i dont recognize it anymore because im used to it, but i thought it was cute when i met her.

only cause her tounge is so damn long. which has benifits..

so to all the lispys, dont worry, you're more useful than ganja... i mean gingas

ckai
10th November 2009, 06:58
is it possible to have a lisp and a stutter? And if your stutter was on the 's'? think of the spray...dear god :shit:

I knew a guy with a stutter, we called him Morse. He thought it was cool. Obviously he didn't get it.

2wheeldrifter
10th November 2009, 08:24
is it possible to have a lisp and a stutter? And if your stutter was on the 's'? think of the spray...dear god :shit:

I knew a guy with a stutter, we called him Morse. He thought it was cool. Obviously he didn't get it.


What a catch, a lisp,a stutter and let's throw in ADHD..... :innocent:

ckai
10th November 2009, 09:15
What a catch, a lisp,a stutter and let's throw in ADHD..... :innocent:

You forgot being ginga

2wheeldrifter
10th November 2009, 10:45
You forgot being ginga

Thought that WAS just takin for granted! :yes:

EJK
10th November 2009, 12:55
What happens if a female takes a viagra pill?? Did someone actually try that?

2wheeldrifter
10th November 2009, 13:25
What happens if a female takes a viagra pill?? Did someone actually try that?


Clit explods................?????????????


f-ed if I know! never meet a woman who's needed it :wari::wari::wari::wari:

mud boy
10th November 2009, 15:36
but ya so fat!

no im not!!! bully!!:crybaby:

avgas
10th November 2009, 15:41
Why does the PID loop work on 1 controller program.....but not on the clone of the program????

mud boy
10th November 2009, 15:47
Why does the PID loop work on 1 controller program.....but not on the clone of the program????

hmmmm thats a thinker

Dean
10th November 2009, 15:55
A rooster lays an egg on a roof of a barn on a windy day, which side of the roof does the egg roll down?

What is worth more, 1978 pennies or 1979 pennies?

What is the first thing you instinctively say when you have a gun pointed at your head?

There are three houses, a black house, a orange house and a White house, the black man lives in the black house and the orange man lives in the orange house who lives in the White house?

2wheeldrifter
10th November 2009, 17:02
A rooster lays an egg on a roof of a barn on a windy day, which side of the roof does the egg roll down? That's a handy rooster!

What is worth more, 1978 pennies or 1979 pennies? Who cares!


What is the first thing you instinctively say when you have a gun pointed at your head? Ok I will blow you?


There are three houses, a black house, a orange house and a White house, the black man lives in the black house and the orange man lives in the orange house who lives in the White house? Not a racist

:scooter::scooter::scooter:

mud boy
10th November 2009, 17:11
bitch cook me some eggs:woohoo:

gatch
10th November 2009, 17:34
What is the first thing you instinctively say when you have a gun pointed at your head?

"Makes no difference in the scheme of things, I've already impregnated your wife aannd your 2 daughters"..

Foxzee
10th November 2009, 17:43
Baby Oil...........it smells so yummy.........

mud boy
10th November 2009, 17:48
Baby Oil...........it smells so yummy.........

wtf??? damn your bacon and egg pie is soooooo gooodd!!!!!!!!:eek5:

george formby
10th November 2009, 18:08
My nasal hair grows faster than any of my other hair.

mud boy
10th November 2009, 18:18
My nasal hair grows faster than any of my other hair.

thats nice. fully killed it mate

2wheeldrifter
10th November 2009, 18:37
thats nice. fully killed it mate

Has to be better than saying his anal hair grows faster.... :yes:

mud boy
10th November 2009, 18:49
Has to be better than saying his anal hair grows faster.... :yes:

what is it about this anal thing???:eek5::eek5: but true

Mandy
12th November 2009, 18:27
I have $300.. do I buy a cheap jacket + beer, or a sweet pocket bike off TradeMe? I could ride it around our lounge...

peasea
12th November 2009, 18:29
People can't lick their elbow. Go on, try!




Btw, you'll look like a retard while trying.

Why does elbow skin look so much like nutsack skin?

However; you can put a peg on your elbow skin and it won't hurt a bit, but try it on your nutsack and the result is a little different.

Sidewinder
12th November 2009, 20:23
I have $300.. do I buy a cheap jacket + beer, or a sweet pocket bike off TradeMe? I could ride it around our lounge...

take me out for dinner!

Thani-B
12th November 2009, 20:45
I have $300.. do I buy a cheap jacket + beer, or a sweet pocket bike off TradeMe? I could ride it around our lounge...

get the pocket bike and then give it to me when you get bored of it

Sidewinder
12th November 2009, 20:49
get the pocket bike and then give it to me when you get bored of it

if ya bored ya can jump on top

Thani-B
12th November 2009, 20:52
if ya bored ya can jump on top

too far to travel

Sidewinder
12th November 2009, 20:56
too far to travel

i travel more

Thani-B
12th November 2009, 21:17
i travel more

well considering Im in christchurch at the moment, its a bit far...

Sidewinder
12th November 2009, 21:20
well considering Im in christchurch at the moment, its a bit far...

it would be something new

Thani-B
12th November 2009, 21:21
it would be something new

bahaha travelling from chch to ham for a booty call, you'd have to be nuts

Sidewinder
12th November 2009, 21:23
bahaha travelling from chch to ham for a booty call, you'd have to be nuts

duno try it, i expict a tip after tho

Thani-B
12th November 2009, 21:27
duno try it, i expict a tip after tho

you'd have ta pay me to come up from down here

Bren
12th November 2009, 21:28
bahaha travelling from chch to ham for a booty call, you'd have to be nuts


Hehe in 2003 I went from Chch to Austin Texas for just that....and what a hell of a month that was

Thani-B
12th November 2009, 21:31
Hehe in 2003 I went from Chch to Austin Texas for just that....and what a hell of a month that was

Must have been damn good. was it worth it?

Bren
13th November 2009, 05:08
Must have been damn good. was it worth it?
HELL YEAH....think back to those days with a gleam in my eye and a stirring of...um ...you get the idea!

Sidewinder
13th November 2009, 19:16
HELL YEAH....think back to those days with a gleam in my eye and a stirring of...um ...you get the idea!

sounds like road trip to me lol

dipshit
13th November 2009, 19:53
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Bren
13th November 2009, 20:19
sounds like road trip to me lol


The only road I was interested in was the Landing Strip!

Sidewinder
13th November 2009, 20:22
The only road I was interested in was the Landing Strip!

i take it you crashed dived into it aswell?

BASS-TREBLE
13th November 2009, 21:06
WTF are those little plastic things near the end of my laptop power cable?

huff3r
13th November 2009, 21:40
How come pizzas were invented as a use for leftovers, and are now made with "the freshest possible ingredients"?

Maha
13th November 2009, 21:46
What if an orange was red?

huff3r
13th November 2009, 21:50
What if an orange was red?

Duh, then itd be a Red! :wari:

Maha
13th November 2009, 21:52
Duh, then itd be a Red! :wari:

Thats what I thought........mmmm a nice juicey sweet red....:woohoo:

huff3r
13th November 2009, 21:55
Thats what I thought........mmmm a nice juicey sweet red....:woohoo:

Wine? :blink:

Bren
13th November 2009, 22:30
Wine? :blink:


Ya can grumble, ya can argue, but please no freaking whining...

gatch
13th November 2009, 22:42
All my bike does is wine..

Until it hits about 9,000...

Bren
13th November 2009, 22:49
All my bike does is wine..

Until it hits about 9,000...

When does it do Vodka?

huff3r
14th November 2009, 07:37
When does it do Vodka?

I thought vodka was an any place, any time drink? Or every place, all the time? :love:

Thani-B
14th November 2009, 20:45
9 hours on a train is a long time.

bogan
14th November 2009, 20:57
9 hours on a train is a long time.

yet 9 hours insane is not long at all :yes:

Insanity_rules
14th November 2009, 21:05
yet 9 hours insane is not long at all :yes:

I'll say +1

nallac
14th November 2009, 21:59
Fuck i love Bourbon

huff3r
14th November 2009, 22:42
Late night shifts at work suck

Sidewinder
15th November 2009, 09:54
was a big night

Virago
15th November 2009, 10:10
What was the natural habitat of spiders before car wing mirrors were invented...?

MSTRS
15th November 2009, 11:41
Can someone tell me why bugs always choose the eyeline point to suicide on visors and windshields?

huff3r
15th November 2009, 12:33
Can someone tell me why bugs always choose the eyeline point to suicide on visors and windshields?

Maybe they just got lost in your eyes? :laugh:

Sidewinder
15th November 2009, 14:37
why do i get blesters on my hands all the time?

bogan
15th November 2009, 14:53
petrol in the eye, is far worse than a red hot resitor wire in the finger, which is in turn far worse than locking the shed only to find someone has locked the house as well (inside of of which are the keys to both)

peasea
15th November 2009, 16:00
why do i get blesters on my hands all the time?

Jerking off too many priests?

Dean
4th December 2009, 18:30
Ive been thinking.The society of today are becoming lazier and will continue until we are all fat bitches, wellywood has a head start. Technologies substituting activities that require some physical attention.

Have you ever noticed that in a supermarket car-park people will drive around for hours to find a car park at the front, when in all that time there were car parks to the back.

How people take the elevator to go up one story.

Here is my solution to this for all the like minded individuals

1) We get guaranteed car parks at the back
2)The flight of stairs are never busy or crowded so in case their is an emergency we survive.

Other Genius ideas from me to stop this trend.
1) Petrol Stations should put the main building 50 meters from the pumps so everyone who fills up gets a workout and if you are in a rush we'll see how fast you can do a 50 meter sprint there and back.
2)There should be a quota as to how much Mcdonalds you can order to your weight.
3) Each shop in a shopping center should be spread at least 10 meters apart.
4) Banish the use of elevators.
5) Banish couches make the cunts stand
6) Sell potato chips packets with fat demotivational posters

Bit by bit New Zealand can improve, Ministry of Health are you reading this?:wavey::blip:

GOONR
4th December 2009, 20:23
how do dead snails manage to stay stuck to a wall?

peasea
4th December 2009, 22:45
That's too easy.

They are like politicians and suck even when they're dead.

You white mofo you.

Dean
5th December 2009, 12:27
I say New Zealand needs a population reduction, it would minimize gene mutations like cerebral palsy and muscle difibre (stuff that happens in 1 in a 100,000). Diseases, mental illnesses, all we got to do is send out armed forces to capture and ship Asians, Indians back to their countries where they belong. The Jews can stay because they are a good boost to the economy.

We should become enemies to Australia, they mock us all the time so I say we send some pics of o'l Fred Dag sheep shagging behind the barn at the Fonterra factory to Kevin Rudd's cellphone and say "fuck you Aussies".

We dont need to be a Democracy, we should be a facist nation, everytime the Governments open to suggestions look how it ended up we got prostitution legal and the driving age at 15.

Is it me or is Sarah Palin one hot mom.

MSTRS
5th December 2009, 13:29
Lube is good. Without it....









































....your chain wears out quick.

Sidewinder
5th December 2009, 13:38
and i thought this thread was dead..

avgas
5th December 2009, 13:53
Lube is good. Without it....
....your chain wears out quick.
So if you owned a Harley would you be fucking a belt?

avgas
5th December 2009, 13:54
Is it me or is Sarah Palin one hot mom.
Can a cougar be a bear hunter?

Sidewinder
5th December 2009, 13:59
Can a cougar be a bear hunter?

if your fat and hairy yes. but your not. well i duno about hairy but you not fat:clap::clap:

Dean
5th December 2009, 14:07
Can a cougar be a bear hunter?

Yeah if she's going for you:bleh:

Sidewinder
5th December 2009, 14:08
Yeah if she's going for you:bleh:

you meet short shit yet?

Dean
5th December 2009, 14:13
you meet short shit yet?

nah I couldnt make the protest, the one time I could of met him!

Sidewinder
5th December 2009, 14:16
nah I couldnt make the protest, the one time I could of met him!

bugger thats a shame dude. im sure we will find him one day. just have to trick him into it.
should do the old police acdamy thing and make a kb meet at some gay bar know one knows about lol...........

Dean
5th December 2009, 14:18
Im going to haunt your nightmares





SEXUALLY

http://i45.tinypic.com/3466ide.jpg

Sidewinder
5th December 2009, 14:19
Im going to haunt your nightmares





SEXUALLY


you have pics of him?

Dean
5th December 2009, 14:49
you have pics of him?

nah my nig but I want too. A guy told me he saw him at some nick smith interview or something and he was the "timid quiet" type wearing a leather hat. I think one of those retro leather helmets - :clap:

Bren
26th May 2010, 22:46
Booze and Babies dont mix...Booze and Babes DO