View Full Version : Sizeist discrimination against scooters.
scissorhands
5th November 2009, 11:04
Awhile back I was getting a tyre fitted at cycletreads and was also coping a bit of shit from other customers because it was a scooter.
My shoulders were stooped forward and I mumbled as my eyes were cast downward. I'll show those bastards.
Its good to see motorcycle and scooter solidarity now with ACC levies but even better if the scooter bashing remained less in the future. As a sub? species, scooterists are your closest relatives and there is safety in numbers. Just for the future.
MSTRS
5th November 2009, 11:12
Hey, we'll even allow Honda riders to stand beside us on this issue. Hell, gingas can come along too.
allycatz
5th November 2009, 11:13
Hey, we'll even allow Honda riders to stand beside us on this issue. Hell, gingas can come along too.
Woohoo Im in....scooter rider and its a Honda :Punk:
MSTRS
5th November 2009, 11:14
Don't push your luck, sunshine...
Insanity_rules
5th November 2009, 11:16
Hey, we'll even allow Honda riders to stand beside us on this issue. Hell, gingas can come along too.
As a closet honda rider (my main bike being the ducati) and a ginga beard I feel welcomed by that.
MSTRS
5th November 2009, 11:18
I think I just heard the closet door hinges squeak?
scissorhands
5th November 2009, 11:24
I am scooter, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
gijoe1313
5th November 2009, 12:19
So a ginga riding a honda scooter must be feeling pretty included then! :shutup:
Swoop
5th November 2009, 12:19
I think I just heard the closet door hinges squeak?
So, that isn't your handbag on the floor??
MSTRS
5th November 2009, 12:26
So, that isn't your handbag on the floor??
Gosh no. I never put mine down where just anybody could reach it...
Swoop
5th November 2009, 12:31
Gosh no. I never put mine down where just anybody could reach it...
It is sooooo terrible when someone "borrows" your lippy. Like "ewww". Ya know?
Much safer to keep the handbag under the seat of the scooter.
Bald Eagle
5th November 2009, 12:42
Hey, we'll even allow Honda riders to stand beside us on this issue. Hell, gingas can come along too.
careful I ride a Honda and I can find out where you live :laugh:
Marmoot
5th November 2009, 12:54
stop moaning here and go back to your own kiwiscooter site!
MisterD
5th November 2009, 13:10
stop moaning here and go back to your own kiwiscooter site!
Hell no, over here the scooters more or less stick together...elsewhere it all gets a bit auto v manual, classic v modern, lambretta v vespa, 2-stroke v 4-stroke...
Flatcap
5th November 2009, 13:13
It seems to me some fellow motorcyclists have and inferiority complex about scooterists. It must be because we require a 'step through' area on our bikes to house our enormous gonads
MSTRS
5th November 2009, 13:14
It seems to me some fellow motorcyclists have and inferiority complex about scooterists. I must be because we require a 'step through' area on our bikes to house our enormous gonads
Eh!!! Wrong!! It's for your skirts, Dahling...
Flatcap
5th November 2009, 13:23
Eh!!! Wrong!! It's for your skirts, Dahling...
My point proved
UberRhys
5th November 2009, 14:15
It seems to me some fellow motorcyclists have and inferiority complex about scooterists. It must be because we require a 'step through' area on our bikes to house our enormous gonads
http://www.yourprops.com/norm-437fdd8ad3941-Scary+Movie+2+(2001).jpeg
??????
MisterD
5th November 2009, 14:18
Buster illustrates the problem...
http://members.lycos.co.uk/scaryduck/blog2/bustergonad.gif
vifferman
5th November 2009, 14:24
Eh!!! Wrong!! It's for your skirts, Dahling...
... and so scroterists can ride with appropriate decorum with their knees pressed modestly together. Also, some scroters have no wire basket on the front, so the floor space provides somewhere to put the handbag and handbag-sized toy dog. :yes:
Del Fuego
5th November 2009, 16:11
Awhile back I was getting a tyre fitted at cycletreads and was also coping a bit of shit from other customers because it was a scooter.
My shoulders were stooped forward and I mumbled as my eyes were cast downward. I'll show those bastards.
Its good to see motorcycle and scooter solidarity now with ACC levies but even better if the scooter bashing remained less in the future. As a sub? species, scooterists are your closest relatives and there is safety in numbers. Just for the future.
Why on earth would you stoop and stare at the floor, tell them to remove the butt plug and get a clue? :bleh: :innocent:
scissorhands
5th November 2009, 16:18
I was outnumbered about 7 to 1 with booming laughter whistling through my ears. I went home and listened to Pearl Jams "Jeremy"
XRVrider
5th November 2009, 16:50
It would be good if those who dont give a damn about scooters just stayed out of this section, or wrote something positive. i could care less about side tracking idiots who do nothing to promote decent conversation on scooters, banging on about spaniel titted, gay scooter riders. Jeez its really childish, I mean really childish. Just a waste of words and spoils it for those who care what they are into, what their hobby or passion is, not the guys who beat their chests and go on about how big their bike is... for gods sake if thats all you have to say, you must be seriously lacking somewhere. Please just leave scooter enthusiasts and riders to our own thoughts and devices. It aint much to ask.
Now I expect a flurry of silly comments back, please prove me wrong and show scooter riders/owners a tiny modicum of respect.
Del Fuego
5th November 2009, 16:56
^^^^^^^^^
What they said
and seriously, spine and tough hide... useful things to have if you are a scooter rider around motorcycle riders of "that" type... where "that type" = retarded
scissorhands
5th November 2009, 17:00
Yeah! John Wayne was a fag anyway.
Usually that macho sizist stuff that big bikers do do smaller bikes and scooters, belies a neanderthal backward attitude and masks an old fashioned outlook that really makes young girls go wild. Not!
MSTRS
5th November 2009, 17:32
This isn't fun anymore. You guys are just too serious for us bearded neanderthals.
Just don't forget who's got your back in the levy war.
Sidewinder
5th November 2009, 17:44
Woohoo Im in....scooter rider and its a Honda :Punk:
dont tell me ya a ginga aswell!
Sidewinder
5th November 2009, 17:48
like i keep saying scooter are gay!
<img src=http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm280/target6584/fucking_gay.jpg>
scissorhands
5th November 2009, 17:52
This isn't fun anymore. You guys are just too serious for us bearded neanderthals.
Just don't forget who's got your back in the levy war.
Maybe we need to all agree to not agree, and see each other in hell.
Will the lion really lie down with the lamb?
MSTRS
5th November 2009, 17:57
Will the lion really lie down with the lamb?
Only when it's been fed. Or randy...
Sidewinder
5th November 2009, 17:59
Only when it's been fed. Or randy...
nah it would be against the law for a loin to lay a lamb wouldn't it?
Flatcap
5th November 2009, 18:00
like i keep saying scooter are gay!
Your obsession with homosexuality points to a deep fascination. I would say you are in fact using the term 'gay' so frequently in an attempt to convince everyone and yourself that you are not a turd-burgler.
You have failed in this attempt
Sidewinder
5th November 2009, 18:02
Your obsession with homosexuality points to a deep fascination. I would say you are in fact using the term 'gay' so frequently in an attempt to convince everyone and yourself that you are not a turd-burgler.
You have failed in this attempt
i like the bum hole
Flatcap
5th November 2009, 18:07
i like the bum hole
and here we have a witty retort
Sidewinder
5th November 2009, 18:09
and here we have a witty retort
smash it up my missus ass everytime im aloud to
Flatcap
5th November 2009, 18:11
smash it up my missus ass everytime im aloud to
Please leave your wife's donkey alone - we are working on your homosexuality here, not your beastiality
Sidewinder
5th November 2009, 18:14
Please leave your wife's donkey alone - we are working on your homosexuality here, not your beastiality
haha maybe she slips me the finger
Gizzit
5th November 2009, 18:37
haha maybe she slips me the finger
Yep ........ that would explain things .... :shit: :D
XRVrider
5th November 2009, 19:18
Right on kids, you go for it, you show us what you're made of. Homophobe's galore, real men huh... sigh, just a waste of space, and everyone can see it and just cant be bothered with you. How about going to Rant or Rave a spouting your well formed opinions on Homosexuality. I aint putting you down personally, just want you to find the right section.
Sidewinder
5th November 2009, 19:20
Right on kids, you go for it, you show us what you're made of. Homophobe's galore, real men huh... sigh, just a waste of space, and everyone can see it and just cant be bothered with you. How about going to Rant or Rave a spouting your well formed opinions on Homosexuality. I aint putting you down personally, just want you to find the right section.
its true scooter heaven, 100% gay
scissorhands
6th November 2009, 07:37
no its INTOLERANT 100% sizist discrimination, usually accompanied by racism, sexism, heavy beer consumption and red neck attitudes towards difference
MisterD
6th November 2009, 08:02
racism, sexism, heavy beer consumption and red neck attitudes towards difference
Sounds like my kind of party...
CookMySock
6th November 2009, 08:56
smash it up my missus ass everytime im aloud toAllowed? Often? Not? Hehe.
Cmon scroterists, go learn how to wheelie it or something equally useful.. The asshole bikers just want to have a chuckle at your expense, so get even and do it back to them.
Let them harden you up a bit - it won't hurt you.. it just feels a little tough..
Steve
vifferman
6th November 2009, 09:12
Why, oh why can't we all just get along?!? :crybaby:
MisterD
6th November 2009, 10:24
Get a long what? You're heading in a dangerous direction again...
allycatz
6th November 2009, 10:29
Allowed? Often? Not? Hehe.
Cmon scroterists, go learn how to wheelie it or something equally useful.. The asshole bikers just want to have a chuckle at your expense, so get even and do it back to them.
Let them harden you up a bit - it won't hurt you.. it just feels a little tough..
Steve
This from the man voted site "cry baby"......
vifferman
6th November 2009, 13:01
You're heading in a dangerous direction again...
Speak up, Sonny; a dangerous erection's headed where...?
MisterD
6th November 2009, 14:02
Queens Wharf?
scissorhands
6th November 2009, 19:19
Mention the word sizist and everyone talks about dicks and arse. Fucken scooterists AND bikers. Ah solidarity.....
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