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RentaTriumph
6th November 2009, 08:50
I was turning right today at a stop sign when a car pulls up next to me in the left turning lane with his RHS indicator going. I thought he has the wrong indicator on but NO we both turn right at the same time and he pushes me over the middle line. I gave the excelorator a quick squirt and got in front of the prick before stopping at the next set of traffic lights. The lights turned green and I sat there making out there was something wrong with my carbs until the lights turned amber and I took off across the lights with the 1 finger salute leaving the prick sitting there waiting for the next set of green lights.

Oakie
6th November 2009, 09:21
Damn. I was about to say how foolish of you and rant but then I remembered I did the same thing to an idiot taxi driver a couple of years ago. As you were.

been_there
6th November 2009, 11:04
I was turning right today at a stop sign when a car pulls up next to me in the left turning lane with his RHS indicator going. I thought he has the wrong indicator on but NO we both turn right at the same time and he pushes me over the middle line. I gave the excelorator a quick squirt and got in front of the prick before stopping at the next set of traffic lights. The lights turned green and I sat there making out there was something wrong with my carbs until the lights turned amber and I took off across the lights with the 1 finger salute leaving the prick sitting there waiting for the next set of green lights.

Good on ya mate..... (said in a speights tone)

nudemetalz
6th November 2009, 11:04
Gotta remember a cage has more metal to run you over at the next set of light when he catches up.
I wouldn't be playing Russian Roulette.....

phaedrus01
6th November 2009, 11:06
why not actually educate him on what he did wrong, and how he potentially put your life at risk?

Some of these people are such munters they might not actually realise they have done something wrong....
OTY

JimO
6th November 2009, 11:11
Good on ya mate..... (said in a speights tone)

you do realise speights is japanese owned:yes:

RentaTriumph
6th November 2009, 11:19
Damn. I was about to say how foolish of you and rant but then I remembered I did the same thing to an idiot taxi driver a couple of years ago. As you were.

I should have mentioned to clarify that we were both turning right into a single laned road (the cage from a left turning lane). The next set of lights from the one I gave him the "Bird" from is 2km up the road so it was unlikely we would have been at the same light. The guy was a jerk and put me in quite a dangerous situation.

CookMySock
6th November 2009, 11:34
why not actually educate him on what he did wrong, and how he potentially put your life at risk? Some of these people are such munters they might not actually realise they have done something wrong.... OTYUh, who cares.. you can't fix the world, but you can piss it off just a little and leave it to do the maths. LOL.

Steve

Damon
6th November 2009, 13:02
:laugh: nice work

JohnC
6th November 2009, 13:30
Nothing I hate more than a coward that has the balls to insult you as he runs away,,,,real brave fucker huh.:tugger:

Hawkeye
6th November 2009, 13:38
I was turning right today at a stop sign when a car pulls up next to me in the left turning lane with his RHS indicator going. I thought he has the wrong indicator on but NO we both turn right at the same time and he pushes me over the middle line. I gave the excelorator a quick squirt and got in front of the prick before stopping at the next set of traffic lights. The lights turned green and I sat there making out there was something wrong with my carbs until the lights turned amber and I took off across the lights with the 1 finger salute leaving the prick sitting there waiting for the next set of green lights.

Wow, Great effort. Less than 2 weeks until we ride on Parliment (Re:ACC) and you decide that rather than education, hey lets just piss off another cager and get them against us.

RentaTriumph
6th November 2009, 14:12
OK dipshit I wave the guy over (as if he would stop) and tell him what he did wrong and he says oh very sorry. Yeah right, what planet are you on.

awayatc
6th November 2009, 14:14
It's not gonna be a fucking election or popularity contest now is it?
If somebody in a toyota pisses you off does that mean you hate all toyota drivers?
Bit simplistic.........

I thought it was funny leaving the cager waiting for a red light......

ukusa
6th November 2009, 14:52
until the lights turned amber and I took off across the lights with the 1 finger salute leaving the prick sitting there waiting for the next set of green lights.

surprised he didn't just go through the amber/red light anyway, as half of them do.

CookMySock
6th November 2009, 16:57
Nothing I hate more than a coward that has the balls to insult you as he runs away,,,,real brave fucker huh.:tugger:Well thats the idea innit.. to wind them up a bit and fuck them off, and then blow them into the weeds.


OK dipshit I wave the guy over (as if he would stop) and tell him what he did wrong and he says oh very sorry. Yeah right, what planet are you on.Haha, yeah. Give them rings bro.

Steve

FROSTY
6th November 2009, 17:07
OK dipshit I wave the guy over (as if he would stop) and tell him what he did wrong and he says oh very sorry. Yeah right, what planet are you on.
Dude I've done just that a few times. Just to paint a lil picture I'm not exactly arnie by any stretch of the imagination. I'm not goin into any rights or wrongs of it. When youve had a big scare adrenalin does funny things Just saying there is an alternative and it does work

The Pastor
6th November 2009, 17:08
I was turning right today at a stop sign when a car pulls up next to me in the left turning lane with his RHS indicator going. I thought he has the wrong indicator on but NO we both turn right at the same time and he pushes me over the middle line. I gave the excelorator a quick squirt and got in front of the prick before stopping at the next set of traffic lights. The lights turned green and I sat there making out there was something wrong with my carbs until the lights turned amber and I took off across the lights with the 1 finger salute leaving the prick sitting there waiting for the next set of green lights.
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Ixion
6th November 2009, 17:08
OK dipshit I wave the guy over (as if he would stop) and tell him what he did wrong and he says oh very sorry. Yeah right, what planet are you on.

I dun that many times. yeah, they often do stop. And often say sorry, too. Win win.

The Pastor
6th November 2009, 17:12
I dun that many times. yeah, they often do stop. And often say sorry, too. Win win.
Then you kick there mirrors off, right?

mattian
6th November 2009, 17:15
Be thankful he didnt decide to give chase and up the ante. This happens when the red mist decends and each of you want to get "one up" on the other. It often escalates until someone gets hurt. Thankfully it didnt happen in this case.

XRVrider
6th November 2009, 21:25
You did educate him, nice one, he was left to think about it after you went, and you thought about your getaway first. Perfect, no violence from you and he was wrong and knew it.

phaedrus01
6th November 2009, 21:28
You did educate him, nice one, he was left to think about it after you went, and you thought about your getaway first. Perfect, no violence from you and he was wrong and knew it.

Did he really? What if he didn't? hate to tell you but theres a lot of drivers out there who are pig ignorant, and 2kms down the road some guys flips them the bird and takes off.

Wow bet he won't be doing that again he got learn't real good:no:

XRVrider
6th November 2009, 21:33
Did he really? What if he didn't? hate to tell you but theres a lot of drivers out there who are pig ignorant, and 2kms down the road some guys flips them the bird and takes off.

Wow bet he won't be doing that again he got learn't real good:no:

True but in this case all worked out fine. Shit I did way worse as a courier in the UK, moto and bicycle, so I reckon he did well. S'ok if you dont think so.

McJim
6th November 2009, 21:39
Nothing I hate more than a coward that has the balls to insult you as he runs away,,,,real brave fucker huh.:tugger:

He who insults and runs away lives to insult another day. Clever bugger.

I remember someone who hung around to give me a piece of his mind. I gave him his teeth in his hat to play with. He should have fucked off when he had the chance.

People who aren't big enough or strong enough to fight shouldn't have to feel they can't take the opportunity to get a clever insult in against someone bigger than they are.

Brains rule (although they are good fun when backed up with a bit of brawn and a background of street survival in a major inner city) :2thumbsup:

chef
7th November 2009, 01:30
that man deserves a DB