Idiot tintops

[bsasuper]

Ok we all have, or will at some time have a close call with a tintop,Just last night coming from the aucklands shore, a white lexus gs430 I noticed moving quite fast, tries to occupy the same piece of road as the trusty vfr so I sit on the horn for 30 sec's after being forced to the shoulder, and the driver reaction---gives the middle finger to me.I was enraged at this and felt like booting his door in, but calmed down and I hope karma takes care of the rest.So what do you do when this sort of thing happens to you?

[bones135]

Pretty much the same thing, show him my middle finger & mouth a few obscenitys at him, which is a complete waste of time when you got a full face helmet on, least i know what i said :angry:

[CookMySock]

Horn is useless. Give finger, then split him behind another car. Give finger again. Stay one car in front - beckon for him to come closer. Give finger again. Stick finger out real far and do in-and-out motion. Put finger toward mouth (like putting lots of lick on it) and stand up and point it at your ass. Do in-and-out motion with finger as rapidly as possible. Rub finger in circular motion around one tit and then point it at ass again. Re-add lick where necessary.

Rinse and repeat as often as required until the desired effect is obtained. Note exceedingly bad attitude forming with tintop - mission accomplished. Take alternate route home.

DONT do this where there is no traffic, or you will lose command of the situation.

Steve

[one fast tl1ooo]

Horn is useless. Give finger, then split him behind another car. Give finger again. Stay one car in front - beckon for him to come closer. Give finger again. Stick finger out real far and do in-and-out motion. Put finger toward mouth (like putting lots of lick on it) and stand up and point it at your ass. Do in-and-out motion with finger as rapidly as possible. Rub finger in circular motion around one tit and then point it at ass again. Re-add lick where necessary.

Rinse and repeat as often as required until the desired effect is obtained. Note exceedingly bad attitude forming with tintop - mission accomplished. Take alternate route home.

DONT do this where there is no traffic, or you will lose command of the situation.

Steve


something like that.............

[Grahameeboy]

Horn is useless. Give finger, then split him behind another car. Give finger again. Stay one car in front - beckon for him to come closer. Give finger again. Stick finger out real far and do in-and-out motion. Put finger toward mouth (like putting lots of lick on it) and stand up and point it at your ass. Do in-and-out motion with finger as rapidly as possible. Rub finger in circular motion around one tit and then point it at ass again. Re-add lick where necessary.

Rinse and repeat as often as required until the desired effect is obtained. Note exceedingly bad attitude forming with tintop - mission accomplished. Take alternate route home.

DONT do this where there is no traffic, or you will lose command of the situation.

Steve

Bet the girls love you................

[CookMySock]

Bet the girls love you................They all say they do, but I ignore them.

Steve

[westie]

Dont antagonise him. You'll come out worse off if he knocks you off your bike.
If you can get in front of the car in front of him and go like 30km/ph then that'll sure piss him off but....
If you got time follow him home. Other wise whinge piss moan to the police as they listen and tell you they cant do anything

[JohnC]

Ok we all have, or will at some time have a close call with a tintop,Just last night coming from the aucklands shore, a white lexus gs430 I noticed moving quite fast, tries to occupy the same piece of road as the trusty vfr so I sit on the horn for 30 sec's after being forced to the shoulder, and the driver reaction---gives the middle finger to me.I was enraged at this and felt like booting his door in, but calmed down and I hope karma takes care of the rest.So what do you do when this sort of thing happens to you?

I follow them until they stop,then sort it out.
Karma can get fucked.

[Maha]

Ok we all have, or will at some time have a close call with a tintop,Just last night coming from the aucklands shore, a white lexus gs430 I noticed moving quite fast, tries to occupy the same piece of road as the trusty vfr so I sit on the horn for 30 sec's after being forced to the shoulder, and the driver reaction---gives the middle finger to me.I was enraged at this and felt like booting his door in, but calmed down and I hope karma takes care of the rest.So what do you do when this sort of thing happens to you?

I take a deep breath add in a slow shake of the head and get on with the task at hand. Not good riding angry. Knowing that your reaction is superior to the car driver makes you the better road user.

[SARGE]

follow him home, drag his overpaid yuppie ass out of his shiny Lexus through the now broken window and commence to stomping a very large mudhole in his ass, starting with a helmet to the bridge of the nose

then slash his tires and set his Lexus on fire ..go inside .. kill his cat, punch his wife and kids in the face and drink his last beer


take a shit on his front stoop as you leave ...

[izzyc]

Ive had this before, pay backs were a bitch when i followed them up to the next set of traffic lights when they are stuck in traffic, got next to then ...kicked their door and put a few dents in their roof...hey if they were prepared to damage my bike then i thought that they wouldnt mind a couple of dents on their car...i then calmly moved on up through the traffic and carried on.....i bet this scared the shit out of them, and hopefully made them think twice about cutting a bike off in the future..

[JimO]

Ive had this before, pay backs were a bitch when i followed them up to the next set of traffic lights when they are stuck in traffic, got next to then ...kicked their door and put a few dents in their roof...hey if they were prepared to damage my bike then i thought that they wouldnt mind a couple of dents on their car...i then calmly moved on up through the traffic and carried on.....i bet this scared the shit out of them, and hopefully made them think twice about cutting a bike off in the future..

or made them run the next bike they see off the road

[sunhuntin]

saw a scooter nearly get taken out at a roundabout yesterday. scoot had right of way, and a car with trailer just pulled out in front of him.
scoot was legal and had headlight on. had to break quite hard... was lucky no one was following him. he was going around the roundabout and was almost clear of it when the car pulled out.
only other thing the scooter could have done to avoid this would have been to not be there at all. had the car hit him, i would have willingly been witness. would have hit him side on.

[cheesemethod]

I had a van try and kill me the other day. Was on a two lane piece of road. The car in front of him slowed down for an orange light, so the man in the van decided he would overtake this person and run the red light. I was right beside the man in the van when he changed lanes, he forced me onto the other side of the road. Lent on the horn and he sped away through the red light. The cop who was behind me also sped through that very red light, lights and sirens now on, so I should imagine the man in the van got a good talking to.

[Grasshopperus]

follow him home, drag his overpaid yuppie ass out of his shiny Lexus through the now broken window and commence to stomping a very large mudhole in his ass, starting with a helmet to the bridge of the nose

then slash his tires and set his Lexus on fire ..go inside .. kill his cat, punch his wife and kids in the face and drink his last beer


take a shit on his front stoop as you leave ...

Don't forget to hide the TV remote too!

[MDR2]

what i do in these situations...


When i fnally make it home I take the missus to the bedroom and thank god im still alive.


I can understand people being angry. But in all honesty it's 99% of the time nothing personal, just bad driving.

I'd hate to know about the times I've pulled out in traffic or changed lane without ever realising someone was there.

this whole XXX tried to kill me the other day attitude is a weird one. Who in their right mind hops in/on a vehicle and deciedes 'today is the day i'm gunna end a life'

It's a game of survival the sooner you stop trusting other road users with your life and put that faith in your own hands the better things will be for you.

I prefer NOT to ride directly next to cars, some people shoulder check, others rely to much on their mirros showing them everything and others just don't bother. And cars have blind spots that bikes fit quite nicely into.

I'm either in front of a car or behind a car when in a two lane going the same direction situation. (staggered format ala group rides) It's served me well a few times now.

[bsasuper]

Ive had dozens of close calls where the driver was at fault, most they just dont see ya, they get a fright when they do and usually give a sorry wave, but this idiot saw me as i looked straight at him, but he still forced me onto the shoulder then added the middle finger.:angry2:rego noted and justice will prevail

[MDR2]

The ones that admit fault ease the rage... the ones that antagonise don't do themselves any favours. :angry2::eek5::bash:

[CookMySock]

:angry2:rego noted and justice will prevailUm, I think you might be surprised.

Steve

[Jizah]

or made them run the next bike they see off the road

I remember once when I was walking down the street this guy bumped into me and instead of apologising he just laughed and continued walking. It made me so angry! So now, every time I walk past someone on the street, I punch them in the face.

I agree with your logic.

[CookMySock]

I remember once when I was walking down the street this guy bumped into me and instead of apologising he just laughed and continued walking. It made me so angry! So now, every time I walk past someone on the street, I punch them in the face.

I agree with your logic.Hahaha, very good! :killingme

Steve

[PrincessBandit]

Unfortunately, not intending to take this off-topic, but this attitude on the road is exactly the sort we're up against in terms of ACC rubbing their hands with delight at bleeding us dry.

What is needed is an overhaul of road users attitudes when it comes to being in charge of a vehicle. Rude and self-righteous car drivers (and maybe a few riders) are the cause of so many accidents directly or indirectly - and who gets to pay????

It makes me fume when other drivers give me the finger and yell abuse at me when they've been pointed out to be in the wrong, and yet when on a bike it seldom is a good idea to provoke them further.

Our roads would be so much safer, accident tolls would be way down and costs for medical services if people could only control their egos.

[p.dath]

As a road user, you have to accept accidents with other road users will occur. Sometimes they'll be in the wrong. Sometimes you'll be in the wrong. Often both parties contribute to an accident (forget about who is "legally" wrong - simply put, most accidents require two parties).

So if you have adopted this attitude, and if someone nearly manes or kills you, you accept that is a simple consequence of being a road user. It's a known risk. It's nothing personal. Nothing to get all wound up about. No need to retaliate. Realise that just as this person has made a mistake - you're probably going to make one over your lifetime of using the road as well.

So just take a moment of shrug it off, let the adrenalin return to normal, and ride off in a calm state - otherwise you might be causing the next accident sooner than you expected.

[wbks]

follow him home, drag his overpaid yuppie ass out of his shiny Lexus through the now broken window and commence to stomping a very large mudhole in his ass, starting with a helmet to the bridge of the nose

then slash his tires and set his Lexus on fire ..go inside .. kill his cat, punch his wife and kids in the face and drink his last beer


take a shit on his front stoop as you leave ...ahahahaha baaaaad motherfucker

[SARGE]

ahahahaha baaaaad motherfucker

thats me in a good mood.... :eek5:

bad mood - rape his cat first and shit in his beer fridge after drinking his last one ...

[wbks]

thats me in a good mood.... :eek5:

bad mood - rape his cat first and shit in his beer fridge after drinking his last one ...Raping animals and drinking all the beer... Are you actually Welsh, by any chance?

[Insanity_rules]

thats me in a good mood.... :eek5:

bad mood - rape his cat first and shit in his beer fridge after drinking his last one ...

All fabulous ideas but I'd prefer to shit in his bed, wipe my ass with his toothbrush, file his income tax return with obvious faults, paint his bathroom an obnoxious shade of purple, mix up his rubics cube, drink his last beer, piss in the bottle, seal it back up and put it back in the fridge, give his poodle a hickey, get his wife adicted to marjong, sew closed the tops of his socks, teach his kids to curse in swahili, turn his TV to Shine TV and break the channel change buttons, dress him up like Shirley Temple and spank him with a hockey stick live on the internet then finally advertise him in as wanting a flatmate in the New Zealand National front news letter.

Take that ya blind ignorant cager!

[wisefxx]

follow him home, drag his overpaid yuppie ass out of his shiny Lexus through the now broken window and commence to stomping a very large mudhole in his ass, starting with a helmet to the bridge of the nose

then slash his tires and set his Lexus on fire ..go inside .. kill his cat, punch his wife and kids in the face and drink his last beer


take a shit on his front stoop as you leave ...

that ... my friends.. is epic!! bahahaahha

[BMWST?]

just get a bloody loud horn....if they havent seen ya they will get the f out of the way,and THEN check what it was.....

[Pixie]

So if you have adopted this attitude, and if someone nearly manes or kills you,.

Maned for life: