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jim.cox
9th November 2009, 12:18
Last Friday my neighbours celebrated the 404th aniversary of "the Gunpowder Plot" with a BBQ and fireworks

So my son and I resurected one of the lost Arts not often seen in this country - that of Guy making.

His heart was a Steinlager carton, his limbs rolled Fairfax newspapers, he had a smiling cardboard face stuck to the front of his his empty head

"Mr Smith" or "Nick" to his acquaintances (he doesn't have friends) burned beatifully - with just a whiff of accelerant to help the flames along

And how we laughed when the fireworks taped to the back of his face exploded out through the eye sockets...

Hans
9th November 2009, 12:41
How much money could one make selling voodoo dolls of aforementioned no-good-piece-of-Smith?